What questions do foreigners like to ask when in your country?
Which do you hate the most?
All those indignant questions about Americans politics from pretentious Europeans. The thing I hate the most about them is that they imply that I am an accomplice to whatever the global tragedy of the month is because I was born here.
XD
>can you see russia from your house? hurr hurr
>how do I get out of here?
>>52485942
this
>>52485971
>He fell for the Alaska meme
What are you enjoying more: not having plumbing or your minuscule female population?
Dude
>>52486071
weed
lmao
How did I ended up here?
>>52486071
dob geg. How do you respond?
>DO YOU RIDE KANGAROOS TO WORK LEL
CRIKEY
NO YOU FUCKS THEY HAVE HUGE MUSCLES THAT WOULD KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK.
>>52486154
I lied, I don't actually talk to people or leave my house
>>52486167
I can live with you? I'll buy you weed
Not foreigners, but other Americans when they come to my state: "What state am I in, again?"
>tfw flyover
>>52486166
Oy thanks now Bruce!
All those indignant questions about why he wears the mask from pretentious Europeans. The thing I hate the most about them is that they imply that I am an accomplice to whatever the master plan is because I'm a big guy.
4U
>>52486166
heard u talkin shit
>>52486166
I unironically constantly kept my eyes peeled for kangaroos when I visited your country years ago.
Never met one to be honest, only old people and they never spoke to me.
>>52486257
how does such a thing even evolve
>>52486257
Wot mate
>>52485833
these shitty memes like XD and low test are really getting out of hand.
>>52486339
>>52486257
Do your women fuck these things? Is that an epidemic in Australia? They are fucking ripped.
>>52486204
"Is this place Kansas? lol #roadtrip #Cally"
inb4angryCalifornians its just an example aaaaaaaaaaah!
>Hey where are all the cowboys at?
>>52485985
This post made me laugh
>>52486395
low test detected
If I play soccer.
Well, I do hate soccer, carnaval and our music. I am into heavy metal and martial arts. I hate most of our culture to be honest. I think I was born in the wrong country.
>>52485833
Asian tourists particularly from China and Malaysia ask me about American Idol because it's their national past time over there
>>52486319
>donesnt know who Bungil is
>>52486448
*tips fedora*
>Anon, where is a good place to listen to some """"""""""Brazilian music""""""""""""? I want to dance tonight.
>>52486296
one time an american exchange student or some shit asked our group "omg why aren't your tacos hard shelled?"
>>52486435
Please don't tell me Michelle Trachtenberg got fat. She was a 10/10
>Where's the Favela?
Europeans " Where can I get mobile chargers and an umbrella"
Chinks "you now takeu my Phrotoglaph prease?"
Yanks "I love your accent dude, can I blow you?"
My experience
>>52486448
I wish you were born some where else as well
>>52485833
I live in a seaside town and you have no idea how many people ask where the fucking sea is.
>>52486497
GASOLINA
A
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N
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>>52486448
Do you at least like shemales?
>why does everyone look like a homosexual lumberjack
>>52486512
BAH
>>52486540
Who in their right mind would ask where the Favela are at?
>>52486552
Well, can I?
>>52486552
This. Why are Americans always sucking British cock? All those americans shows with a random british guy, wtf is wrong with americans
>>52486621
Yes
>>52486166
>being a puss
>tfw comfy country town in sp
>tfw no foreigners
>>52486632
why are you a monkey?
>>52486632
What can we say, we just really, really love long, fat, juicy Anglo cock in our mouths
>>52486632
Because it tastes good and Britain is the motherload of anglo culture which is superior to all other cultures of the world.
>>52486632
Centuries of lying and cheating the world has made them into decently talented actors. Like everything else in England, work in film is congested and limited. We're providing much needed charity work by inviting away from cramped, grey, rainy England to spacious, bright, and invigorating America. What is there not to like about that?
Directions.
I just usually grab their phone without saying a word, and type the address in google maps.
>>52486723
What if the directions I need are to your bedroom anon?
>>52486448
What kinda metal bands u like? What genre of metal?
>>52486723
so this is Finnish autism at work.
>>52486718
kek
>why are you and all other brits so fucking fat and ugly
RUDE
>>52486723
>grabs an American's phone
>American punches Finn in the face
>Finn grows so scared of strangers that he immediately starts having violent seizures upon seeing someone he doesn't know
>>52485833
im from boston and we get alot of irish tourists
does ireland not have a bus or subway system? because I get asked alot on how do you use the bus. then again alot of the irish tourists are stereotypical old people in scally caps
>>52486718
Hey I'll take your charity and your blowjobs
>>52486632
If they speak english they can get a job on TV, nobody is restricted by what citizenships they have
>tfw unironically wanting to suck british cock
please
>>52486256
Underrated post
>>52486401
/fit/izen here
Trust me, women don't fuck things just because they're ripped
>>52486749
I'm concerned about my privacy, which is why google maps doesn't know the directions there. And I wouldn't tell them to a stranger anyway
>>52486782
I'm guessing the French are the ones behind this one?
>>52486813
Brits are bottoms m8. Even in films they are usually the sidekick or the best friend of the ameriprotagonist. After the blowjob I'm going to lift your dainty, pasty legs above your head and impregnate your bum
>>52486805
Dawwww they're probably just confused about why the bus doors are on the opposite side. Old people are adorable until they go totally senile.
>>52486845
Kangaroos probably have more personality than /fit/izens tbf
>>52486512
soft shelled is better though
YO DUDE, DO YOU LIKE SUPPORT THE MANCHESTER SOCCER TEAM? GO BECKHAM!
>Implying I'm not a Leeds fan
>>52486852
Yes
>Haha nice shoes... not! Why do Brits always follow 2 year old French fashion? In France the food and weather is so much better!
THEN GO HOME CUNT!
>>52486850
What if I drop /int/ memes and grind my ass against your pelvis whilst asking you for those directions?
>>52486677
that's a baby u fagtron
>>52486946
That's funny because France and UK both follow 10 year old American fashion
>>52486968
>>52486934
>Leeds United
You deserve everything you get
>>52486999
>DEM DIGITS
>DIS BAIT
>>52486946
Northern frenchies are best frenchies though
>>52486968
If their quality is high enough I might consider
>>52486723
>I just usually grab their phone without saying a word, and type the address in google maps.
is that like common in finland? here if someone did that they would think you're a thief and shoot you.
"Where can I buy some pot?"
>Oh do ho ho ho if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes XD! Our town is so area is so unique!
SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERY WHERE I GO, EVERY TIME
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING WALLET?
damned stingy aussies
>>52487051
What a prude. Just take me home and ravage me silly billy.
>>52487035
You realize pretending to support an irrelevant Championship team makes you even more of an insufferable hipster, right?
>>52486946
We have the same problem with Canadians who come here to escape their shit winters, always talking about how everything is so much better in Canada, yet they come here because everything is cheaper and their homeland is uninhabitable
>>52487088
kek
>>52487057
The whole population of finland suffers from autism m8. And not in an adorable way like how it seems on /int/.
>>52486600
To ask this >>52487075.
>>52487136
Doubt this a lot
>>52487115
I happily embrace that hipsterdom desu woy.
>>52487035
>Leeds and Wednesday are rivals
Nope, sorry.
>>52487079
this
>>52487057
It's quite common yes, but just like the world, this is also changing. Now that we too have more and more immigrants, some of them have actually started to "exploit" this social norm and steal other people's phones, which of course is very confusing to an average Finn.
>>52487093
you know if one only exposure to usa was just usa postings from /int/ they would have the complete opposite idea of what the average american is like. why are usa /in/t posters so gay, no one acts like this in the usa but on /int/ everyones talking about boipussy?
>>52487220
I just don't like Leeds, most non-rivals would agree with the sentiment.
>>52486166
Thanks bruce
>>52487202
It never snows where I live at, it never gets below 0c and is 10c during the day at its coldest.
This + cheaper real estate attracts rich, snobby Canadians who can live here for up to 6 months visa free, and they do this during the winter
>>52487202
>>52487136 probably lives in Arizona or some other sunny place where Canadians are snapping up all the cheaper real estate in order to escape their vastly superior homeland, for some reason. It's a real thing, Google it.
>>52487264
Gay anime roleplay is fun desu. The most notorious of those posters aren't Americans though.
>>52487035
hey thats my local team :D UP THE OWLS
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM NANANAN
>>52487202
canadians that come here will find a way to drag you into a conversation about politics, WILL expect you to suck their dick about it and WILL go into hysterics if you don't
the rest of the world really doesn't know about canadians
>>52485833
"Where the polar bears at :D:D:D:D?"
>>52487371
I dunno dude, in my area most of them are white guy hip hop fans and stoners which is totally fine by me.
>>52485833
Indians always ask where are the DESIGNATED
SHITTING
>>52487287
>>52487295
>>52487371
The Canadians here are shy and self deprecating or talking about guy richie. Weird people but not the smug meme I've heard so much.
>>52487461
SHITTING
We don't get tourists because all we have is a science museum and that's about it. The tourists go about 30 miles north to San Fran.
>>52487496
>Weird people but not the smug meme I've heard so much
Cause you're not American
>>52487496
If I had to guess it's because Canadians have a complex about differentiating themselves from being Americans. You guys both have the monarchy for instance.
When they come to America their anti-American complex kicks into overdrive. I kid you not, in the winters I don't go a day without seeing a Canadian license plate.
>>52487335
>Gay anime roleplay is fun desu
if your parents ever saw a log of your posts would just say no I was ironically being gay, you know as a joke. I said I would fuck hos boi puss you know to be funny.
Kek the thread is literally 90% clappers.
And there are no tourists where I live.
>>52487523
Ah yeah maybe. I like them t.bh. They are /r9k/ tier weird IRL and don't kiss our ass like the Aussies.
>how can your eat horse meat and drink camel milk?
>>52487668
>Kek the thread is literally 90% clappers.
Reckon that's because it's 2:30 am in europe and we get a fuck load of tourists and exchange students so most of us have a lot of experience with foreigners in our country
>>52487694
Seems like a valid question
>>52487598
>they constantly bash trump and say only in america could he rise to power
>they elected a highschool drama teacher that actually says "come on because it 2015" to justify his decisions
>>52487661
My parents will never know so why bother thinking about it? Now are you going to let me suck your dick or not anon-kun?
>>52487668
>4chan.org
we run this site evil sausage friend. If our immediate, reckless, and poorly-thought-out posting behavior triggers you I suggest to migrate to krautchan
>>52486677
>aussie shit is too much of a pussy to fight an adult male roo
>>52487265
>Being this butthurt about a permanently mid-table Championship side who have spent over a decade outside of the Premiership
Fair enough.
>>52486845
an actual /fit/izen would not admit this, not outside of the board anyway
>>52485833
>Where's NAV?
The lefties did this!
>>52487861
Why should I stop hating them because they've descended to mediocrity? It just makes hating them even easier.
>>52487923
Why do you hate us? In fact, why support Wednesday in the first place?
>>52485942
This. You know what I really like? Defending gun rights to every single European that meets me. My state has laws stricter than their own countries and yet I need to be the paladin of letting rednecks have guns. Oh my.
Europeans will make assumptions about my character on account of my ethnicity, even if I don't do the same to them.
>>52486798
YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW
>Finn grabs fat American's phone
>fat American tries to punch Finn in the face
>Finn ducks the slow attack easily and takes out his puukko and stabs the fat American repeatedly
>fat American bleeds out like a pig while crying for mommy like a little girl
>>52487969
Lmao
>>52488035
>fat American then receives top notch medical care for free
>everything_went_better_than_expected.xml
>>52487969
Capped
>>52487598
Can confirm, a good chunk of my buddies irrationally hate on the U.S on just about anything. Worst of all is that we all think we're friendly to everybody when it just isn't the case.
>>52488186
no worries. i understand that it is simply a complex due to many historical events that happened long ago
but some of them need to get it under control. talk shit all you want amongst yourselves but i just don't think it is etiquette to be doing it to our faces . i wouldn't do it to canadians in canada especially if i were seeking refuge there
>>52486723
>>52488035
>Finnish people forgetting how to act in social situations due to last human contact being 5 months ago
>>52488035
>American opens coat
>Puuko failed to penetrate the new testament, pocket constitution, NRA pamphlets, and big mac stored in the inside coat pocket.
>>52487965
I'm old, I remember when Leeds were relevant and public enemy #2 (always rooted for them against MU). The hatred carries on.
>why do you support the owls
I don't have a good reason. I wanted to get into the sport but I didn't want to a massive club. They were one of the clubs the Prem when I was watching so I ended up picking them. Following years of patient loyalty and dedication, you end up building genuine affection for the club and the players even though I have no substantial connection to the area and they're not in the prem anymore
>>52488268
best thing ive seen on /int/ today
>>52485942
mhm
>>52485971
Can you?
>>52488360
Two tacos please, hold the veg
>>52488360
>How do you want your election senpai
>España: JUST
>>52488133
Why?
>>52488460
>Wow you're an american?
>Don't you know your country is brainwashed with media propaganda and controlled by government?
>Why do you support this?
I DON'T FUCKING TELL THE GOVERNMENT WHAT TO DO GOD DAMMIT
Fucking foreigners always assume I know where the nearest McDonalds is
>i do
I fucking hate when Europeans come here complaining about the gun laws.
Or when they come and complain about our politics and or our country.
It is extremely rude and fucking annoying
>>52487814
Japs run this site.
>>52488728
It's like a superpower
>>52488319
The quivering italians is perfect. Is there some sort of 'official' polandball artist? Or is it all fanmade
>>52488734
Gotta give them props for coming all the way to our country to complain about it
>>52488788
It's all made by random people on the internet.
[spoiler]there's a dedicated subreddit[/spoiler]
>>52488265
Yeah I got ya. I love banter myself but a lot of normal Canadians can dish it out but can't take it themselves.
>>52488876
See Canadians are self deprecating weirdos, not smug
>>52488758
I was speaking more in terms of population and post-power but whatever. The site was created and molded by an American. Plus the site's servers are literally based in a basement somewhere in the midwest.
So yea, all ungrateful dickhead euroshits OUT.
>>52488943
can I suck your cock
![finallrg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NV3O9oy.jpg "finallrg[1].jpg")
Lord of the Rings/Middle Earth comments usually fall pretty flat... Doesn't help that we have lazy tourist-boards and marketers who go along with it.
>>52486401
Probably. Kangaroos are alpha. All they do is eat, fight and fuck.
>>52489001
Jesus Christ.
>>52489001
Remind me to enter your country on a boat if I ever do.
>>52489056
>Turks are white!
>>52489001
If I was a child that gollum would terrorize my dreams
>Do you dance the Gasolina?
>>52486166
THANK
YOU
BRUCE
>>52489125
SUBELE EL MAMBO PA QUE MIS GATAS PRENDAN LOS MOTORES
>>52486166
Cheers Brucey cunt
>>52489125
do you?
>Why did your country do X thing? (political bullshit I had nothing to do with)
>I thought you guys were all fat
>Haha don't shoot me!
>>52489178
Yes, I used to dance to it back in high school when it came out.
>>52488630
I play to literally every American stereotype on /int/ because its fun and they get worked up over it
helps me live
>walking in city centre
>see a baffled tourist looking person
>he/she looks at me
>oh fuck
>"excuse me, where is [place x]?"
>ööö i-i think i-it's it's around there somewhere i t-think ööö maybe ööö t-two blocks to there a-and then öö take maybe right and ööö then left and ööö
>he/she thanks and leaves
>to wrong direction
>don't say anything because autism
erry tiem
>>52489480
I forgive you Finbro.
>>52489480
>>52489480
My parents are going to be in Helsinki next summer, I told them that all Finns are autistic and they should avoid talking to any of them in public as much as possible
>>52485833
How much should I tip?
Why isn't everyone fat?
>>52489527
you gotta admit that even "helsinki" is a pretty autistic name.
for a capital, no less
>>52486319
Brits tested the first steroids in the world on rabbits.
>>52489480
You're better than me, finbro
>walking in city
>eyes firmly on ground
>lost couple ask for directions
>"Uh, no sprechen zie englisch"
>scurry away as quickly as possible
>literally only sentence in German I speak
>Asian or European tourist approaches me with a query
>Don't turn my head
>Knock my shoulder against his
>Fart as I pass
>Yell "I'M WALKING HERE" as I continue on
>Get shot
Fucking foreigners moan about guns but when they come here they all want to try it. Disgusting people.
>>52488956
>post-power
If you want to get laughed at its the flag to go, yea.
>>52488818
Probably because they're not allowed to complain about their own nation where they live
>>52485942
This one really ticks me off. They act like I'm responsible for and support everything that the US does abroad or some shit that happened on the other side of the country, and then get indignant when I just say "I had nothing to do with it".
>>52489768
Oh and the one that's always funny to me is when they try to "educate" me about stuff the US has done abroad when it's covered in our news, I sat next to this German guy who on a bus who wouldn't stop fucking talking about Abu Ghraib and how "no one in the US has heard about it". I don't know what source these people have but they seem to think nobody is aware of what the US is doing abroad, despite the media shitstorm that Abu Ghraib generated here.
If they're Japanese they want directions to a Marimekko shop or to buy Moomin merchandise. If they're non-japanese Asians they want directions to whatever their tour guide recommends. If they're Swedes they're drunk and want to know where to get more drunk. Same for Brits and Aussies and they also ask where they can fuck local girls. Americans either want to see sights or ask about parties. Germans respect the local culture and therefore don't ask.
>be me
>walking down portlaoise main street eating ice cream
>bunch of americans ask me where i got the ice cream
>fuck off
>walk away
only experience with tourists ever
>>52486520
Right? Sad.
>>52486512
Cringed
>>52489829
>Germans respect finland is populated by autistic fucks and don't ask
Fixed for u m8
I live in a city where there's lots of pomeranian people, and i'm pretty autistic, so whenever a brazilian tourist comes to ask for directions i speak some bullshit in pomeranian to make them go away
what is the most annoying tourist nationality to your country?
For me it's the French or Germans, they try to pick arguments constantly
>>52490032
This sort of inane rephrasing of the same point is expected of Americans
>>52490058
Other Americans desu.
>>52490058
americans
>>52490058
other americans
>>52490058
Brits, they're always drunk and vomiting everywhere. They also break stuff.
>>52490058
Brazilians or Chinese. Both are subhumans and should be gassed.
>Work at the Airport
>Literally standing next to a sign that tells them where it is what they're asking for
>Literally have my hands on the sign and put my head on my hands
>Tourist asks me
>VERE IS DA TAKS REFAND
>>52489768
>>52485942
>>52487969
It must feel bad to claim you didn't had anything to do with the things that happen in your country, but somehow be responsible for them.
I wonder what that feels like.
>>52490058
Anyone not from Latin America, especially europeans. They are autistic cold bastards that don't like to speak with anyone. Latinos are friendly and generaly more fun than europeans
>>52490058
Chinks.
They can't fucking swim, but still go to our beaches and drown or try to drown the poor lifeguard who has to rescue their stupid ass.
>>52490155
Lets ask Germany!
>>52490166
It's natural to try and push the person saving you down so you can get higher and avoid death. That's why you approach drowning victims from behind
>>52490166
Sink the chinks
>>52490058
Chinese or Americans
Honorable mention for Canadian smugness
>>52490155
I bet you're laughing your head off right now.
>>52490092
You want to talk this over in person?
>>52490378
>smug canadians
worst people on the planet
>>52490515
True, but sincere Canucks are the best.
>>52490058
Other Americans
Cunts think that their state is the greatest when we all know Texas is.
>>52490164
Fuck off and learn to leave people alone when they cba to deal with you
>>52489480
>Tourists ask me for directions
>tell them I don't know
>I knew all along
>>52490979
>a bunch of Brits ask me to recommend a good club
>direct them to the worst, shittiest, most overpriced bar I know of
I felt like I did a good deed that day.
>>52491100
godspeed anon
>>52491100
You did. British tourists that come to party are subhuman.
>>52491100
>>59010766
>>52490848
>Cunts think that their state is the greatest when we all know Texas is.
>>52491358
>implying
>>52491358
does the south ever get tired of being wrong?
I fucking hate tourists but luckily the only tourists up here in northern sweden stick with their group and never leave.
The lone lost family(always germans) generally is shit though, they always break the 10m rule and don't know shit about swedish practice.
Also fuck Norwegian drivers, they drive like chinese or something holy fuck.
>>52491406
No, stating: Texans are retarded blowhards.
>>52485833
Nobody in the world like tourists, except people from African countries.
>>52491489
I like tourists as long as they're quiet, don't make a scene and don't talk to me.
So, not usually.
>>52491489
I think a lot of Americans do. We're kinda friendly, and we enjoy novelty.
>>52491521
Are you me?
anything political
>>52491548
No, I am me.
How do you feel about a tourist turning to you at a bar counter as you're getting a drink, and making conversation?
>>52491521
>>52491609
at that rate you wouldn't even be able to know if they're a tourist or not in some cases
>>52491648
They don't speak Finnish = they're a tourist. Or a refugee.
>>52491609
I would probably ignore them.
>Can I drink the water?
>Are those buses really safe?
>What is a "colla''?
>Are you sure I can drink the water?
>Is weed legal?
>>52491980
Well can I drink the water
>>52491980
>Is weed legal?
Fucking this, I hate Euro stoners.
>>52492239
is weed legal there? def facto/de jure legal i mean. im assuming it is illegal but that the police won't bother you unless they try to get a bribe from you.
pretty much all of the weed in america comes from mexico
>>52492541
90% of in America comes from Appalachia
>>52492239
Ok so how come when I go to Mexico i get several people try to sell me weed without me even asking? Bullshit, you bring that on yourself
>>52492541
it's more illegal there than here
and no only the worst weed comes from mexico, it's compacted like hay or something and you gotta smoke a grip of it to feel anything
>>52492632
Most people in California don't know any better
>>52492541
Up to 5 grams is decriminalized officially.
This is just my experience but earlier this month I went to Mexico and there are a lot of salesman on the beach that will sell you weed. They do it openly. If you're in a resort area the staff will even say it's okay. Don't do it in the open though
>>52492648
most people from cali are buying (overpriced) good stuff from dispensaries
![[german nationalism rises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ud40SoB.jpg "[german nationalism rises].jpg")
>>52490058
WEST BOLIVIANS
GET OUT
REEEEE
>>52492671
>good
>>52492208
YES
LITERALLY THE ONLY PLACE IN THIS BROKEN SHITTY DYING COUNTRY WHERE ALL WATER IS PERFECTLY CLEAN TO DRINK
>>52492718
why would you get mad at this if this is true? people are just looking out for their safety.
>>52492608
They try to sell you drugs because you are American, you bring that to yourself.
>>52485942
This.
>>52492541
Medical marijuana is legal in Mexico City now, but that's about it. It should be legal.
>>52492743
we have put signs EVERYWHERE, airport as you enter and leave, hotels, hospitals and even the newer buses.
It gets old real quick if you live here, specially when they act all dodgy about it.
>>52491440
>>52491455
Success breeds jealousy
>why are there so many asians
>why haven't I been shot yet?
Usually Americans or Portuguese.
>>52492973
Is this just a meme or is Canada seriously that full of Asians? Are they mostly Chinese or what?
>>52492819
that's because you are literally surrounded by countries in which drinking their water may be fucking lethal
its not our fault that you live in an apparent oasis amongst 3rd world degeneracy
>>52493196
you're right gringo, even the rest of this god forsaken country has no drinking water. It just irks me how frequently it's asked and how paranoid people are despite re-asurring them.
They have no qualms drinking shitty tea made of coca leaves elsewhere but a glass of water here is risky for them.
>>52493069
When Hong Kong was returned to the Communist China the Chinese who wanted no part of that were resettled in Canada
>>52492541
>pretty much all of the weed in america comes from mexico
Wrong.
Are you from the 90s?
