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NBA 2k Online for free
Damn my teammates are retarded I have to carry them every single fucking game
>skwater edition
>playing sports in PC
Post some glitches
Who Corpse Party here?
>>52453418
Not him and not PC, but here's a very famous glitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tOyBahKkbk
>>52453469
>missingno
Nostalgia'd hard.
>tfw no qt asean gf
>>52453512
>tfw Putin snubbed us
>>52453418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYenkNOeh3U
>>52453512
me too Rossiya
>>52453418
I just watch le ebin 4chan cup
>>52453512
>tfw no slutty russian qt with ushanka hat
what's the hip new console these days?
NTH for a united Philippines!
>>52453618
The Ouya. Oh wait...
>Poe is still disqualified
Dutertards are next
>OP is a monkey squatter
why why why why
>>52453734
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with squatting
>>52453724
For good?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WEBM OF PIA'S JIGGLING TITS? I NEED SOME NEW FAP MATERIAL
>>52453813
>fapping to a model
literally how?
>>52453906
imagine being manlet
>>52453272
>Not Most Powerful Race Edition to honor our winnings
fucking squtterscums I swear
>>52453958
Arent all asians?
Why is our tv showing normie/dank memes about the miss universe?
>>52444820 →
>be me pure blooded flip
>dated 3 whittu girls already
fuck you and your beta uprising, we will die out the pure blooded flips who can't into race mixing. :^)
>>52454232
We already have that putang ina mo bobo
>>52444820
t. 150 IQ masterrace
>>52454275
most of flip are reddit
>>52454514
t. i took online quiz
>>52454514
now bend over so I can fugg you and impregnate you so you'll stay in my house for the rest of your life caring for the children as a housewife >:^3
>>52454527
>my IQ is < 60
>guess what's on my head
>>52454527
>most of flip are reddit
how do you know,qt,do you visit r/philippines?
>>52454645
I should call the police
>>52454527
most flip are 9gag sa totoo lang mga puta sila
>>52454670
basic human function such as sex?
>>52454688
my brother's wife cousin were all christian flip and they all speak dank meme. Either >>52454753 or reddit.
>>52454395
>whittu girls
is that suppose to be good?
Should I lower my standards and endure 9gag humor, just to get a gf?
I wanna be a normie again
>>52454773
I thought that I should pee. I'm holding it in for an hour already.
>>52454514
And yet you're here ERPing with anime pics, thats a very convincing result.
>>52454773
you mean I can get malay bf even if I am christian?
Any flips here having a hardtime finding a online atm?
There is one here in quiapo near blumentritt
I will not stab you or anything just helping
>>52454809
>9gag humor
So a reddit-after-it-was-cool tier then?
You know that the meme's old once it's on 9gag
>>52454809
find a grill who's not into le meme at all
>>52454809
Go to PEx
>>52454827
>not holding it till your titi gonna explode
>not reaping >tfw when peeing a mega pee
>>52454842
convert inshallah qt
>>52454904
that's almost impossible to find.
>>52454928
that is worse actually
>>52454932
>titit
>>52454928
PEx is still a thing?
>>52454928
what's the pinoy sex?
I'm going to steal the deceleration of independence
>>52454998
ok, faraj
>>52455024
Pinoy exchange
So is it true that Han Solo died in the movie?
>>52454932
but I like eating juicy hotdogs desu
>>52455067
Yes, Kylo ren, his son, killed him.
>>52455073
how juicy is juicy?
>>52454864
don't rape me bro
>>52455067
I die little inside of me masturbating using my han solo
>>52455139
the fuck would you spoil that?? also, the expanded universe is still better than the shit disney has created
>>52455139
idk?
when it's still dripping in your mouth?
>>52455234
>sentient mountain
>droid that can use the force
>sidius clones
yeah,no
>>52455234
Because i like to spoil movies.
I rarely watch em unless it's something like the hangover series/expandable.
Also no/almost no luke
>>52455152
Friendly reminder to not masturbate till xmas or santa wont give you anything because you'd been naughty.
>>52455307
What about the taste?
>>52455379
>masturbate
Lewd. I don't masturbate though.
>>52455379
>What about the taste?
pork and beef
>I rarely watch em unless it's something like the hangover series/expandable.
qt please
>>52455432
so you do pic related
Can we lay off Steve Harvey now its really getting racist.
Its done we already won.
>>52455467
Girls don't do that.
>>52455535
i think it's just the colombians who're pissed
>>52455535
no one's even talking about him ITT
>>52455535
It's sad how we judge people easily through skin color.
It's just another flip meme like the 7.50 and the milk shake meme, it will go away soon, anon.
why is filipini such masterrace
>>52455647
hi serb, show us some qt Serbian girl
>>52455535
>>52455586
>open twitter
>1k of twitter feed are about miss uni
It's too damn boring though
>>52455459
so titi taste like porn and beef?
>not enjoying hangover/expendable
what about you?
What's your fav movie series/alike
>>52455558
So girls watch porn but dont do anything?
>>52455647
If you can survive the storms, you can survive anything
>>52455634
oh wow here you go again avatarfagging your nonchalance. how do you stay so above it all, anon-san?
>>52455647
>2015
>still living in a warzone
>Be apehoop loving country
>Cant even into videogame apehoop properly wtf
>>52455679
dick probably tastes like your skin so lick your finger or something
>What's your fav movie series/alike
I'm not a movie person so I have no specific taste
I want Asean friends who can enjoy watching Anime with me.
>>52455895
whaito piggu go homu
>>52455535
HELLO REDDIT
HELLO 9GAG
HELLO TUMBLR
HELLO PEX
HELLO FACEBOOK
HELLO TWITTER
Now get out.
>>52455866
>dick probably tastes like your skin so lick your finger or something
>usually eats with hands
>lick finger
I did this a countless times and I didn't know about this.
>>52455895
these odfghnbgkjbhdf posting anime pics probably will.
>>52455895
No fuck off
Yellow skined zipper eyed monkey
>>52455895
>the people you connect with most are scattered around the world
>no 4chan country
>>52455961
I like facebook btw
Its better than youtube and free at the same time
>tfw my only companions this coming christmas are "PUPPIES LEARNING TO HOWL 2015" videos
>>52455956
>>52455992
>whaito piggu
>Yellow skined zipper eyed monkey
I I'm not finnish senpai
>>52456311
k den, wat animu u liek 2 wetch
>>52456364
my waifu desu
>>52456724
Why does your flag looks lke a maxi pad with a period on it senpai?
>>52456887
coz it's the maxi pad with a period senpai
If it bleed copiously, it became like this
>>52457132
It bled a lot that it spread through southeast Asia.
>>52455053
Heard most are pro-marcos there
Game should just give me the fucking ball every single time
>>52457132
That explains so much
>>52456724
>Hyouka
Shit taste ni-chan.
What the source of this alien /asean/?
>>52457953
My IQ is 60 and I can't comprehend that image.
>>52457953
>クパァ
>>52455895
Let's enjoy watching chinese cartoons, Nip-kun.
Hi senpai
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/out-of-japan-mother-love-puts-a-nation-in-the-pouch-1508595.html
>One day he was offered, and received, sexual favours from his mother to encourage him to persevere with his schoolwork. Afterwards he felt crushing guilt, although he came to suspect that something similar had happened to at least one of his classmates.
Tfw we will never experience /ss/
>>52457132
looks like one of those minted candies
>>52458593
hello,how are you?
I want a muslim gf
Its time Flips stop watching NBA
They really dont understand the game of apehoop
>>52453272
>>52455764
>>52457582
>>52459558
bruh I think it's been clearly established by now that nobody cares
I've started to listen to metal songs again, why is this happening?
>>52460666
>666
you know why
Under our Barbaric Act 2015 you can report your neighbour, if they do or say anything like this >>52459383 .
>>52460666
I've never liked metal,it's too noisy for me
>666
ah,I see
>>52460666
>666
putang ina dong, satanas ka atras!
>>52460666
I think you need to be cleansed by holy water or ayat kursi my fried.
>>52460686
>>52460874
>>52460997
>>52461110
B-But I'm not listening to black metal, I swear!
>tfw no central asian forced bride
>>52461138
I'll let it slide if you would like to try out christian metal bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk
>>52461291
Christian...metal?
>>52461355
I wanna stick my [spoiler]love and affection[/spoiler] in her
>>52461340
it's okay if you don't want to
tes
Lads
How did this lad go from this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmvPAFSoAY
To this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGp0DLNTEFY
Hey guys.
It's been months since I last hung out here, anything new besides anime posting and chink hating?
>>52461839
Is he Malaysian as well? wew
>>52461844
>chink hating
We don't hate chinks here any more :)
before you sleep
>>52461844
anon m8 we had a meet up pic related
>>52461844
some flips met up at recto,some juanon chased them with a butterfly knife
>>52461844
ya, the chinks took over and our quota shifted to hating flips
>>52462017
>>52462006
>>52461993
>>52461964
Fucking chinks I swear.
>>52461952
No idea
>>52461844
just a meetup
not much happened during it though
>>52461839
>posted last month
When is it going down?
>>52462017
rude desu
>>52462184
don't reply to me
>>52462089
>>52461993
How long did you wait before it started?
>>52461993
>ywn scrub that kili-kili clean
>>52462142
He said he will use the law authorities
It may be happening right now
>>52462089
These are /int/ellectuals?
>>52462233
an hour when the last guy arrived
>>52462395
yeah
>>52461993
Me on the second left
Guess who got a night shift job again next year?
;_;
>>52462580
me on the far right
>>52462395
obviously
>>52462292
hilom uy
>>52462233
around an hour everyone just kept walking past the designated meeet up spot like a lost autistic kid
>>52462089
Arr rook same, you guys need yo mix it up a bit with other skin color
>>52462646
I'm starting one too(I think), what should I expect?
>>52462784
I'm always ready for you
>>52462646
>>52462811
is it your first night shift as MILF?
>>52462811
The Hash Slinging Slasher
>>52462395
no these are flipnig /int/
>>52462784
>Philippines
>Multicultural
it's just flips and chinks here
>>52462871
Thank you anon, let us make this place truly asia as it should be
>>52462960
multicultural DNA
>>52463025
I am ready to do my part,I am ready to be enriched
>>52462954
>proof that there are flip female posters here like me
:^)
>>52462954
forgot pic
>>52462883
Yes. What do young boys do at night?
Ahahahahaha
>>52463753
Her answer was such a Cuck answer tbf.
I'm over it already anyway
>>52463864
and her 2nd answer about HIV was out of nowhere. She should have just said poverty or education
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inANCks3Ofw
>>52464590
he is a comedian after all :^)
>>52464892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7aOU6iDHz0
>>52464892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmfrz90nerM
how often do you meet other diaspora there?
>>52465054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EQW2ZgkSPQ
>>52465114
they're everywhere
waiting for my brit malay mahal to post
>>52464892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbi-DdWMEdI
ayy lmao
>>52464892
>>52465054
>>52465114
>>52465478
>tfw no chinita gf
https://vimeo.com/12929215
my dad making me go to manila with him in 2 days, please save me
>>52465858
Don't worry Manila has "world class" casinos now where you can feed on your gambling addiction :^)
>>52465891
kill urself
>>52465858
meet some real life /int/ friends
go to recto
>>52465858
meet me at recto,I'll show you around
everyone's asleep already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dBY6FzioJ0
>>52466039
how do i know who is you
>>52466051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvPveiX6tI0
>>52465858
Where are you going binondo?
>>52466219
I'll be the one flipping my balisong
>>52466051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci5J5fth2u8
>>52466256
>>52466359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQZNXImiA38
>>52466485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6fc1kteHM
real asean hours
who up give (you)s
>>52467125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMy2zJVu34A
(You) in the animal zoo, I say (You) in the animal zoo! the animal zoo, (You) in the animal zoo!~
Recto,now
it's raining,thank bathala
goodnight
Why are you still up?
>>52469564
>>52469712
>UK
>18:45
>>52469712
why are you?
>>52470062
I'm a NEET
>>52470062
because fuck you, that's why.
>>52470123
>>52470123
r-rude...
bump
I was bored so I did some google streetviewing in Kuala Lumpur and I have to ask: What is it with all the scooters? Like half the damn place is on a scooter
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSAkez55NrFJvQ
GOOD LUCK AND MANY (YOU)s WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU JOIN THIS /INT/ GROUP
>>52472637
what did the scooter say about their power levels?
>>52472781
INTERESTING PEOPLE CHATTING AT THIS VERY MOMENT
>ded fred
bump
LFS
F
S
as always
and not so fast flipbong, your unsavory ass doesn't count.
>>52473222
ahahahah
it sounds like a US reclame
join anyway
>A daily reminder
>men were expandable, women weren't back in the day
>women were not allowed to do combat or do dangerous work back in the day because of the fact that if they died the future generation would be smaller and smaller
>men were always thrown into combat to die or do dangerous work because no matter if half of the men dies the remaining men can still always repopulate all the women and maintain the same growth for the next generation
>women had tremendous power
>women were always in charge of the household's day to day running and treasury
>mistresses were favourites of their King and therefore the King would listen to her advice giving her massive persuasive power
>women aren't the only victims of forced marriages
>usually men didn't also have a choice on who they got to marry
>>52476391
>women had tremendous power
>in charge of household dailies
>>52476972
baka, for the normal peasant that's a lot of power. The men would even had to recieve permission from the woman, if they could take out a drinks or goods out of the pantry.
wake up foo befo I pop yo ass
My air con is spitting out ice again.
>>52476001
u wot m8
>>52479189
>air con
>early in the morning
absolute madman
>>52479340
It spits out ice every morning without me having to turn it on.
>>52479380
nice air con, could use that ice for coke later in the morning.
>>52479515
I'd rather not, who knows what kind of chemicals are in that ice.
OH FUG :DDDDDD
INDON YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXI3geDAHOQ
>tfw someone posts something funny
>tfw can't understand jungle language
ohayo guzaimasu, make sure you drink your tea while listening to British Grenadiers and breath the fresh morning air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
forgot to turn off the pc
>>52483079
>not drinking tea
>drinking unhealthy caffeine instead
u me 1v1 on empire total war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPK5KDCGF7g
>>52483278
>https://www.google.com/search?q=tea+vs+coffee&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>coffee
>less sodium
>more potassium
>less carb
>more caffeine
>more magnesium
>>52482902
>>52483079
>>52483278
>>52483628
>2015
>still drinking chinese grass and charcoals of burned plant
y'all need to drink more soda
What Christmas present should I get for my mother's daughter?
>>52484325
Your sperm
>>52481337
its another chink interracial ruse movie, i think their female chinese stocks begin to deplete
>>52484325
a ticket
a plane ticket out of that shithole and let her live with me
>there are flips here who will give nothing to their nieces and nephews but take all the shekels they would get from other relatives
>there are flips here who will binge drink gay beer, because its the only time of the year mommy and daddy allows them to drink
>there are flips here who will be dragged to worship some sky man on the 24th
>>52484325
your virginity.
>>52484068
>soda
satan drinks not allowed
>tfw i bought a ps4 with no games
>tfw i cant even play
F-forgive me master race
>>52484585
>buying "next" generation console
shit generation desu
>>52484585
being a console fag in philippines is hard
>>52461839
>dat supreme gentleman vid
top kek
>>52481243
fuck off chink
>>52484585
You only buy Jap games on consoles anon
not those english that will be ported to pc anyway
>>52484945
Even harder to be part of the master race since only the popular parts are available here thus limiting your choices
>>52484585
Whats your id senpai? Maybe we can play together <3
>>52485889
Wingsofchained
>>52485684
why is your boobs so out of proportions?
>>52487091
>this doesn't ward of the Straya
>>52485889
-=xXx*TrIgUn008*xXx=-
puki ng ina
>>52484306
Iced tea desu
JUST
do you niggers only shitpost here, i mean /int/ is a big board why wont you shitpost in other threads?
>>52488108
why would I post with sex tourists?
gan
>>52488183
Why wouldn't you?
went on date yestetday lads
we're all gonna make it
Kantot
>>52489462
provide pic
>>52489659
Kontol
>>52489690
Kantot
ma daddy told me we shouldn't be ashamed of our dicks
>>52489675
I'm on my tab right now, so I can't
TITI SA PUKI
Kontol
I think this semen slurping sport is just perfect for me.
>>52490415
Kantot sa puki
What's the most prominent local language in South-East Asia?
Filipino? Vietnamese? Thai? Indonesian? Other?
>>52490746
>The Salvador
rare
Also, Malay/Indonesian :^)
>>52490746
chinese
>>52490850
And here I was thinking I'd never get that reaction again.
>>52490925
Should have guessed.
I got wondering because I read this in Wikipedia, while I had always thought that Indonesia, Thailand and the Philippines were the powerhouses in SEA.
>Meanwhile, in countries near Vietnam such as Cambodia, Laos, Thailand and South Korea, the increased role of Vietnamese in foreign language education is largely due to the growth and influence of Vietnam's economy
>>52491113
>I had always thought that Indonesia, Thailand and the Philippines were the powerhouses in SEA
lol
the chinks are like the jews of SEA, they run literally all the businesses here and the natives (particularly the malays and indos) got so jealous they decided to kill a bunch of them
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/22/isis-seeking-to-set-up-distant-caliphate-in-indonesia-george-brandis-warns
wew lads
Guys. Miss Universe. Cuck!
>>52492067
This is now very /asean/ conversatoin. Find a Philiphine and bully him. He broke my plate yesterday with a smug face- what the hell is this captcha?
>>52491617
ISIS GOBLOK
>>52491617
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/133997/malaysian-jihadist-among-26-abu-sayyaf-men-killed-in-basilan-ops-military
send em here
>>52492279
Goddamn that chink commie on the comments. He's really butt rustled.
B I N A Y
I
N
A
Y
digong btfo
marcuck btfo
meriamngtama btfo
>>52484494
>>there are flips here who will give nothing to their nieces and nephews but take all the shekels they would get from other relatives
yep, this is me
>>52491113
In SEA (relevancy+economy)
1) Singapore
2 Malaysia
3) Thailand
4) Indonesia/Philippines
5) Vietnam
Nobody cares about Brunei and the rest are too ayy lmao tier to mentio
Herpes
>>52492430
>SEA relevancy
>In order of percentage of chinks in cunt
Coincidence? Nah
>>52492385
>class E
Bobotantes amputa
>>52492430
Singapore > Thailand > Indonesia > Malaysia > Brunei > the rest
The world only remembers Malaysia exist when planes get lost.
>>52492512
>le bobotante meme
>>52492212
Google is using you to better their image recognition software. Probably.
>>52492430
Well, I knew Singapore was the richest, but Mandarin or English being relevant aren't news at all after all.
I was just wondering whether the was some sort of local lingua franca aside from those two. Is it Indonesian/Malay?
>>52492701
none,just like the EU
>>52492490
We all know Chinks are the jews of SEA so nah not coincidence at all.
>>52492580
>>52492512
Don't trust surveys tbqh
>>52485867
Yes fuck
I can't find my Zowie mememouse and Filco memekeyboard
>>52492839
Filco is available in Datablitz, just not with custom keycaps
Zowie and smaller brands aren't available yet
>>52492385
>Just
JUST
>>52492737
The EU kinda has German and French aside from English though.
>>52492858
What about Mionix mice and daskeyboard?
Are they at Datablitz?
>>52492903
Datablitz in limited quantity
>>52493108
>>52493108
>>52493108
New thread
>>52492867
/asean/ is looser than EU
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