/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ 21.12.2015. edition
Lads, what are ya listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAxoW7ltok
AYY LAMAR
YOOO LAMAR
>>52451417
I've never understood, why are our two generals combined and when did this happen?
>>52451479
Match made in the pits of hell by Devil himself.
>>52451479
We were both incredible shitpost paradises, so the union was only logical t.bh
worst thread so far desu
>tfw you have black hair and brown eyes but you're white
>>52451575
Who is saying we can do it the easy way or the hard way here? And why do I get the feeling it's a lie?
My body is a cage. I think of doing a Lithuanian.
>>52451444
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAxoW7ltok
http://www.rada7.ee/eelkuulamine/mauno-meesit-varjudemaa
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCg1Ovu64E
Hi cunts
Like Muh new gf?
>>52452060
>Drunk
>Weeabo
>31 years old
>Ginger
>Feminist
10/10. Would marry and divorce after she found a nigga lover and pay money for the rest of my life.
>>52452060
Go back at prepping Gorilla.
>>52452060
>gf
>tinder
she has probably had 40 cocks already and is a roastie
be careful, anon
>>52452060
cucked
>>52451444
https://youtu.be/pAKvf10iDjw
>>52451479
your mum suggested it
>>52451453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s116j8fhwFak
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYY
EEEEEEEEYES, ITS THE OOONLY THING
I EAT IN THE MORNING XD
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAACHE
Fuck you Baltic cunts are a weird bunch.
Feels good but.
IF THE PAAAIN IS ON.....
Where's the quality content?
HEAAAUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>52452625
Right here.
>>52452610
What? What's wrong?
Where are the dubs?
>>52451653
>>52452860
here
JUST
>>52452934
We got 37 degrees today
Hottest day here ever
>>52452714
Nothing, you're all just a little weird in a cute way.
I love most of Eastern Europe for this reason, you're all different enough from the dominate European cultures to be interesting, but not different enough to be off putting.
>>52452969
it was still 30 degrees at midnight last night here. It's been raining all today fucking comfy as hell.
>>52453075
get a load of this faggot
>>52453075
You almost made him do a Lithuanian.
>>52453091
It's past midnight here and it's 23 degrees
I fucking hate the heat
>>52452969
>We got 37 degrees today
>Hottest day here ever
Really?
We had 41 two days ago and I loved it. The overnight high was like 26. I had a dozen mates over for a swim, beers and darts. One of them brought his DJ decks and had a spin. Fantastic night. Can't wait for the 43+ days.
>>52453128
Damn that sounds sick.
Wish I had friends.
>>52451697
Stop doing what you're doing, this isn't some je suis charlie shit, I'm crossing borders
>>52453122
Wew lad, almost got noosed
Nice dubs.
>>52453128
The air felt almost solid, I don't know why
Like the heat was clinging to me
>>52453128
> Australian ""WINTER"""
Lmao, happy Christmas you cunts
>>52453175
Almost got scared that we have Germans here now
Thankfully it was just an Aussie
>>52453211
>He has never unwrapped Christmas prezzies in the pool
>>52453218
hello where are dhe reFUGees :DD
>>52453151
I'll be your friend anon.
>>52453195
Was there any breeze? Hot days with a cool breeze are bliss.
>>52453211
>He only has an average of 1493 hours of sun a year
>compared to the Australian MINIMUM of 2263 in Hobart and the maximum of 3212 in Perth.
>>52453195
usually that's humidity
it's like the wind chill factor in the cold. Dry heat is manageable but humidity is a fucking bitch.
>>52453128
got drunk and went to the beach at midnight with a couple of mates
>>52453357
Norwester breeze, which means that hot wind was coming from your desert to NZ
It made it a million times worse
>>52453175
weren't you in the czech republic yesterday?
>>52453289
Hi William
>>52453368
>got drunk and went to the beach at midnight with a couple of mates
Good work m8
>>52453431
You have the whole Tasman to cool it though.
Suppose it's hard when you're used to the cold. Mum's husbands from NZ and he's been here 10 years but still dies on hot days.
>>52453473
t. my wife's son
>>52453473
apparently the winds dump all the rain on the west coast of the South Island before going over the Southern Alps, which is why it's so dry.
Yeah, I remember going to the Gold Coast in june and it was basically summer, whereas winter here is gloomy as fuck.
>>52453531
>gold coast in dune
>summer
l m a o that's the closest they ever get to winter
>>52451479
seconding this question, it it literally just because both generals are shitposting paradises?
>>52453585
woops i meant fucking june
how did I fuck that one up, i could've just copypasted what he said
>>52453431
Getting keked by air masses?
>>52453700
>>52453433
Yes, I was in Prague. I'm now on my way to Mittenwald via Munich
>>52453746
no worries mate
Who's fucking idea was it to combine these two generals
I mean I'm a huge fan of it but bloody hell it must have taken some genius
>>52453783
shit I haven't seen you yet, pls tell me about your holiday :)
has it been a good one?
>>52453783
What's good in Prague lad?
I'm going to Europe in Jan.
haha mudslimes are returning home
>>52453821
I bet they were Estonian.
>>52451417
this happened next to my house two days ago
https://youtu.be/KFQKEOw35rU
>>52453783
Is that the new Australian holiday? Shitposting in every european country.
>>52453821
it was an australian
>>52453821
genius runs in the anglo family m8
>>52453879
red hot
>>52453823
Well to begin with I had a week in Tokyo, the climax of which was when I met up with a bloke from the Japanese threads (went drinking together and drunkenly sang anime songs in a karaoke bar, wonderful time), then flew to Prague where I stayed for 3 days trying pilsners and checking out that dank Hapsburg-era architecture. I'm now en route to Mittenwald, where I'll spend 3 days, then on to Verona, Venice and further down Italy for another two weeks or so. I've been trying to share my travel stories with /balt+ausnz/ as much as possible, but obviously due to the timezone difference my posts are usually buried by the time Ausposters are on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT2YDdZdE-I
Doesn't this boy look Finnish? Doesn't this video look Finnish?
>>52453879
t.bh lad I've made a point of lurking the generals of whatever country I'm in during this holiday - the Japanese thread in Japan, /v4/ in the Czech Republic, and now /deutsch/ in Germany. It's breddy gud.
>>52453846
Architecture's incredible t.bh, amazingly well preserved, and the beer's lovely
>>52454209
>Architecture's incredible t.bh, amazingly well preserved, and the beer's lovely
Do you speak any of the languages?
Has there been a language barrier?
>>52453821
It's horrible. There are too many people here. I literally have anxiety about posting now, and this used to be my refuge from the normies.
>>52454209
>first there's an aussie on holiday in Japan
>then there's an aussie on holiday in Germany
What's next, Italy, Hungary?
Are you touring all the axis countries?
>>52454237
Because the Japanese threads are largely populated with weebs who have mediocre Japanese skills, there is plenty of English there. Obviously /V4/ is almost entirely in English, as its countries speak different languages. /deutsch/ could be challenging though, I guess I'll see.
>>52454289
>Italy
yes actually
>>52454173
>Snow
Yes that is Finland.
>>52454392
Good taste
Going to get a haircut. Probably going to get judged for my unkempt NEET hair.
>>52454362
I meant in the actual countries you autist
>>52454104
fuck that sounds good
I didn't realise meetups ever actually worked out, that's pretty cool
>>52454557
I got a hair cut today too
Christmas trees are 120€ in Helsinki
Finns on suicide watch
>>52451956
Just do it!
Yesterday you said tomorrow!
Just do it and do a Lithuanian!
Go on, get.
>>52454557
>>52454616
I have ridiculously long hair and need a haircut.
>>52454713
post pics
Good day, gents.
>>52454713
do it. It's too hot man. No way I was going to spend the summer waking up with hair stuck to the back of my neck.
>>52454813
Good day, lad.
>>52454795
This was after a shower before my last haircut.
I think it's a bit longer this time.
>>52454911
you don't need a haircut, you need a zyklon shower
>>52454911
i used to have hair that long
a tad of a pain tbf
>>52454935
oi vey
>>52454668
kek, poor finns
I can buy a good looking tree for 20 eur.
Or just cut one down for free.
>>52454911
That's awfully pasty for an aussie.
>>52455018
He spends his day lurking at 4chan so
>>52455018
Screen-tan looks the same all over the world.
Unless you're black
>>52455079
>>52455092
Nice. Thanks, pacani.
>>52455018
don't judge lad
>>52454911
>skinnyfat
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiPJ3D79cY
had a wet dream tonight lads
I think I was a sex slave to same lady and she told me to lick her asshole
I said "enough with this shit", grabbed her head and ficked her head. I came in her mouth in dream but irl i came in my boxers. However, i managed to wake up, made a little pocket with my foreskin and stopped my semen from ruining everything. Went to a bathroom holding said pocket with my fingers,cleans my dick and went to bed again.
>>52455223
Nice catch, you should play cricket.
Hey Aussies, how is the Philippines and Manila? What to do and what to not to do?
>>52455018
Some skin will not tan, it just burns.
>>52455223
>foreskin
bad goy
>>52455266
never had the urge to visit South East Asia. The beach and temples I guess. Why are you going?
>>52455365
I'm having an extended stopover there. 5 days.
>>52455266
Probably don't smuggle drugs.
>>52455397
are you coming to Australia? Aussie men go there for sex tourism hence the bad vibes. I've heard the beaches are good that's all I know.
>>52455433
>Probably don't smuggle drugs
don't do any drugs in southeast asia, there's nothing they like more than throwing a couple of round eyes in the lock up
>>52455291
I do tan I'm just a NEET
>>52454173
spooky black's amazing family
Depressing weather desu lads.
>>52455572
>are you coming to Australia?
Next time. I've heard Aussie is really expensive plus it's huge. So it's going to have to be a separate trip.
>>52455433
What do you mean? You get a decade straight of publicity in Australia and then you come out in luxury.
If you're a girl anyway.
>>52455708
Don't stay in Sydney or Melbourne too long, like sure have a look around but the real adventure is going Outback and seeing the natural marvels, flora and fauna and even getting a guide with Aborigines is pretty cool. I like their culture and stories but I reckon that's controversial to say here lmao
>>52455783
I like their culture too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbljHaVQBAk
Listening to the best pop song to ever come out of the Baltics
>>52455668
Its nice
>>52451444
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69M8eYcSqH4
>>52455818
who here unironically has aboriginal friends and generally likes them?
the ones that give themselves to drugs and alcohol are annoying but the ones that don't are some of the nicest people i've met
>>52452683
youtube.com/watch?v=HvV6fyPFfMw
>>52455902
They're good chicks but I remember watching some live performance and they were really shit.
Like listening to a bad fan band.
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbCmu0SZUIY
>>52455851
Damm, familiar to place near my home town.
>>52455780
I'm sorry, I just double-checked and that was Indonesia. I didn't know there was a difference.
>>52456012
the went away for like ten years and deserted their fanbase to restart their career in london. Now their most popular video has like 3000,000 views after three years
>The veronicas made a video message to tony abbott and it only got 5000 views
>>52456112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvPcxy7i2_0
>>52456112
I guess the fact I didn't know any of this just amplifies the point.
>>52455708
yeah it is expensive. People who come here usually stay a while because it takes a lot of time and money to get here and how big it is.
There is no reason to visit melbourne like the other poster inferred
>>52456146
literally who?
>>52456280
White Trash pop duo from the early 2000's
>>52456280
Has been singers who think anyone cares about them anymore.
New Lithuanian Elmo range released.
>>52456047
what's your home town?
>>52455988
>It's better than the music that's being made today
>>52451479
Shitposting and /balt/ + /ausnz/ = /bantz/
Playing Insurgency, and damn, this is like csgo but good (Isn't really like csgo at all)
>>52456606
Molėtai
>>52456902
>(Isn't really like csgo at all)
Shit it must be good then.
>>52456995
not even close then
>>52456996
It is. The graphics aren't that great, but who gives a shit about graphics. Gunplay is amazing, feels a lot more real than any multiplayer fps I've played. Killing someone is incredibly satisfying.
>>52457030
Yeah, I knew it was't it but very similar.
The cyber police comes to your house and orders you to relieve the computer so they can search it for illegal memes,
What do?
>>52457340
*the computer was a hologram*
Good luck!
What fruit do you see, lads?
>>52457699
ur mum
>>52457699
pearple
>>52457699
Pears > Apples
>>52457699
dubs
>>52457728
>>52457751
>>52457794
>>52457858
the picture is not a meme, you actually see fruit in a different order depending on your browser.
>>52457699
dog
>>52458158
When does the tour end, Richard?
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK32YwjfCMc
>>52458158
>>52458734
Tere, mats.
Tunned, et venekeelsed kõned pealinna valitseva partei kongressil võiks lõppeda koos selle partei juhtkonna bussi salapärase süttimisega?
/nseesti/ ootab sind.
Finland into baltic now ^ ^ thank you best brother Estonia.
>>52458819
>now
Funland has always been Baltic, I don't know why you abandoned us :^(
>>52458811
Nice dub dubs.
t. KAPO
>>52459043
>>52455851
epic
>>52451444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl7MupZHqeo
I just discovered my name is commonly used in Lithuania.
>>52459384
Hello, Dmitri!
>>52459421
Where are they?
>>52459384
Jonas
>>52459524
IMMORTAL LIZARD SPACE PEOPLE ALIVE IN FINLAND FINLAND + BOLICE = FUCK ESTONIA
>>52459524
Right here
That's not how you get doubles, mates.
>>52459996
Looks like one of your 9's got accidentally turned upside down fäm
>>52460072
It's an Australian 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsWAPtwDkxw
>>52458811
Cancer in board form
>>52460387
Ehehe, tubli goi, jätka SDE valimist.
>>52460480
Terav vastus, vaata et näppu ei lõika!
my ban expired lads
>>52460544
Õige sõna on "serine", kui aus olla, vennas.
Aga punalembeline beeta kägu oled ikka. Uue korra ajal kraavi nagu naksti.
>>52460607
nice
I once got 3 months ban for shitpsting
>static IP
jdimsa
>>52454594
lad
>>52460707
>tfw static ip
>tfw once got permabanned
>it was later removed
baka desu
>>52460707
>banned for shitposting
kek
these mods truly are faggots, denying people the very nature of 4chin
>>52460627
>pole untermenchist natsitrall
>automaatselt sots
>>52460895
>not changing your ISP after permaban
>>52460987
as i said, it was later removed
also a year ago i got banned for a month for postin a delfi comment but not censouring the ip
Es bleck bullet. Netaisos tik ātri iet gulēt
>>52461031
I once called TEO and begged them to change my ip. Got told to fuck off.
>>52460983
Jah. Täpselt seda.
Sa võid arvata küll, et oled tark ja tubli kuskil "keskel" endale dialoogi sisse istudes ja mitte äärmustesse langedes, aga reaalselt on see võitluseta taganemine.
Umbes nagu Taavi Rõivas vaatab klubis pealt kuidas tema naist rebitakse.
>"M-m-ma ei ole beeta kägu, ausalt ka"
Mingit "leebet" ala ei ole olemas. On vaid äärmused.
Äärmuslik käotsemine või äärmuslik natsitrallitamine.
Ise vali.
>>52461324
same actually
How many are there now in total? I'm trying to do a balance check.
This year
+0 additional from europe
-20 gone away and whereabouts unknown
So we're left with 10-20?
>>52461084
>Es bleck bullet
Ko viņš domāja ar šo?
>>52459162
Marijampolė kek.
hello everyone how was your day?
>>52462399
Pretty good, lad. Read some "My Twisted World", analyzed google maps, meditated a bit.
brehs
>>52462560
disgusting desu
>>52455668
Mis seal kandis tegid? Järelvastamised?
>>52462540
what were you looking at on google maps? i like to go to places i never would irl and look around desu
>>52462560
literally no ass
>>52462560
>flat trying to show off
Disappointing desu
>>52462560
Thick thighs, wearing heals and still no ass. How is this even possible?
>>52462781
I like exploring villages and small towns, but I never go abroad. Feels wrong somehow.
Anyone know how to center a Rainmeter skin?
Pic related, I want the launcher (dots in the middle) to be centered directly in the middle of the screen because autism. Right now the best I can do is position it manually by dragging it around.
>>52462560
anti-ass
>>52451417
What's for brekky lads?
>>52463108
>Rainmeter
>>52463108
nerd
where did all the aussies go
DUDE ITS A PRANKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqECPNa7a4w
>>52463207
Richard, please go
the tour is over
> on the bus
Comfy af
>>52463253
Right here friend t. Aussie at heart
>>52463253
im here 4 u
>>52463383
how are you on here if your on a bus?
>>52463421
>>52463439
i rest easy knowing whenever i feel bad i can always come here and chat with the sickest cunts on the internet
drinking a wine
drinking a water
>>52462560
no ass
eating a paté
>>52463530
i feel the same way m8. i feel complete knowing theres a balt+ausnz to come to at the end of the day
eating a piparkūka
drinking a goon
>>52463634
eat a cock
eating a drink
my laptops at my friend's house so I can't get comfy and jack off in bed
drinking an eat
posting get
>>52463744
>>52463677
>>52463700
>>52463744
checking a dubs
>>52463784
these dubs?
>>52463826
no, not these ones.
>>52463514
In baltics we have a surplus of internet, its even in forests
>>52463826
these aren't the dubs you're looking for
>>52463837
oh you mean THESE?
>>52463860
nah they over here boii
Check my 9.
another thread ruined by failed gets
Posting again because I got no response from a lithfriend yesterday. Are there any lithuanian language resources written in russian for your diaspora population? gf is lithuanian murican and I want to learn a bit. I imagine the resources in russian will be more complete than any in English since that group actually needs to use it
>>52463888
>>52463898
>gets
>destroy
>threads
>>52463912
>learning a dead language
>>52463912
pls stop bantering our friends
>>52463912
>since that group actually needs to use it
they don't
>>52463912
>learning lithuanian
>>52463261
holy fuck what a horse face
>>52464007
Lithuanian language is the oldest in the world. It is the closest to the ancient Sanskrit.
>>52464095
this
bravo lithuania
>>52463888
>>52463922
It's alright, friend. At least you tried.
