War breaks out between these two countries. Which side would you support?
The one whose name I can read
Azerbaijan
>>52448912
Shots already fired. War already won.
>>52448912
Armenia.
Armenia obviously
Literally whom
>>52448912
armenia
lol idgf
Azerbaijan, the president's twitter makes it sound like a cool place.
Though I don't know jack shit about Armenia
>>52448912
*r**n**
without Russian protection Azerbaijan can literally annihilate Armenia
>>52448912
Armenia is so gonna lose why do they even bother. If something happens Turkey should use it's guarantor rights and expand into Nakhchivan
Azeris is actually Turks and live on stolen Armenian clay.
>>52449156
all of armenia is stolen turkish clay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagorno-Karabakh_War
it is almost like they fought a war recently and villagers that recovered after an earthquake with no oil money or mercenaries won
>>52449188
More like 2/3 of Turkey is stolen Armenian clay
>>52449188
> all of armenia is stolen turkish clay
top kek
Inverted Colombia.
>>52449144
>>52449047
>that 3:1 kill ratio
Stay butthurt, cockroaches
>>52449315
noice
Armenia obviously, fuck your Zergbaijan
>>52449315
>Chechenya
>Afghanistan
>thousands of T*rkish volunteers
Bravo, Az*rbaijan
>>52449315
armenia didn't exist for 2000 years.
armenians remained under turkish rule for 1000 years. and once they realized you were good for nothing your masters removed you.
>>52448950
He's so direct
>>52449315
fuck off mobile faggot
>>52449416
Haha keep crying shitroach
>>52449416
Turkish education everybody
>>52449441
> Turkey jr trashtalking other countries
What has Azerbaijan ever contributed to society?
>>52449442
fuck you
>>52449456
cry me a river. crusaders, napeleon and mongol empire, 1920's france tried to save your ass from several turk empires and all of them failed. once kazım catch you alone he skinned your ass.
not even mentioning seljuk conquered you with its bare finger.
>>52449522
Bla bla bla wah wah wah enough with the tears mehmet, go tend to your asshurt somewhere else
>>52449469
They completed 2015 with very good results and will implement all their planned programs by 2016.
>>52449522
>Mongol Empire
>Saving Armenia
Armenia, because not Muslims and not psuedo-kebabs. Also not backed by Israel.
>>52449459
they teach you about non countries like Armenia in Serbia?
>>52448912
>>52448912
Armenia.
I support winners that BTFO Azerbaijan before despite being outnumbered and out gunned.
>>52448912
Armenia.
>>52448912
Armenia and azerbaijan?
Who started it and why?
Well, (un)fortubately Azerbaijan has oil money and Turkey unlike in last war. And we sell weapons to both of them and have a military base in Armenia so basically Armenia is our protectorat, so Turkish proxy vs Russian proxy. I would say now it is 50:50.
>>52449556
you can start searching baibars vs. mongol battles. yes armenians were always weak even supowerpowers failed to carry them. that's why ottoshits didn't even bother to make them janniseries.
>>52449416
>america didn't exist for 2000 years
>literally gave you 2000 years headstart
>still a better country than shithole turkey
Why is America so blessed? They never even lost a war.
>>52449629
What ever you say Genghis
Churkas durkas.
>>52449629
>mouse in the screenshot
Holy fuck T*rkey, get your shit together
>>52449629
Boo fucking hoo. Look at your shitty Islamic civilization compared to the West. You are a joke to the world, Russia would crush you if you weren't our bitch.
>>52449618
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization
If Armenia is under attack you're obligated to help them out.
>supporting proxy Turks
>supporting Muslims
>ever
Gee willikers, this will be fucking hard to decide.
>>52449315
fucking nice m8
>>52448912
Armenia by a thousand times. Azerbajifucks are just disgusting and nothing else than Turks in denial with a funny orthography. The whole population should be destroyed by killing all the males and send the females as slaves to the surrounding countries. Same thing for Iranian Azerbaijan.
Fuck I hate this country
>>52449635
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Cloud%27s_War
We supposedly lost this and Vietnam
>>52449794
> mfw there are more Azeris in northwestern Iran than in Azerbaijan itself
how come?
>>52449750
Yeah, that's what i wrote basically. I just added that we sell weapons to both of them.
>>52449629
Turks lost every war they were in after 1800
>>52449828
They are iranian-turk rapebabbies
>>52449794
>in denial
There is no even denial actually.
Armenia
>>52449845
And many Turks in Turkey are Armenian rapebabies.
>>52449828
Russia won current Azerbaijan durint the Russo-Persian war, Iranian Azerbaijan is still a very culturally diverse region too.
![e_DSC5355[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xfYc8g0.jpg "e_DSC5355[1].jpg")
>>52449863
Yeah I know, turks still like to roleplay as if they're proud mongolians and have a real identity, isn't that sad?
>>52449897
H A Y A S T A N
https://youtu.be/1_w6Ui8PAeA
There is literally no reason to support Azerbaijan over Armenia, so Armenia.
![avatar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OOMYkeG.jpg "avatar[1].jpg")
>>52449917
look ar those shorts mmmmm
>>52449902
>that one t*urkish /int/ poster whos obsessed with whole altaic turkish union.
fucking turks. those people have no loyalty neither are related to them
>>52449967
It's pathetic how they desperately cling to a fictional identity
The funniest moment for me was when an azerishit was calling an Estonian his "dear brother from the steppe"
Armenia
I hate bootlicker countries,plus I always have a soft spot in my heart for countries that did not deserve a genocide/any other disaster
The only ones that wouls suppost azerbaijan in this are either turks or their friends,and we've seen what kind of friends turkey has.
Azeris obvi
>>52449863
1-2 million maybe. and most of them call themselves kurd today.
>>52449902
your national identity is centered around funocide.
you enslaved by one who you called "master" for very long time and they decided to remove you after a millennia.
"b-but they are muslim greeks/armenians/balkanites" is cringeworthy argument and tend to used by ex-slaves to make their past less tragic.
>>52450040
Oh man someone's ass is sore tonight
Shouldn't you be working at the kebab shop or are you on break now?
>>52450040
> 1-2 million maybe. and most of them call themselves kurd today.
>>52450040
>your national identity is centered around funocide
El tu, Mehmet?
>>52449902
Says the americuck, topkek.
>>52448912
Azerbayjan obviously.
>>52450040
here's the thing friend
when the turks came to the balkans and anatolia,we were either white or shitskin,and you were asian
now,you have somehow ended up becoming white/shitskin yourself
what does that suggest?
>>52448912
Cwjwwwwwu, obviously
>>52449897
What happened to the electric boogaloo protests anyway?
>>52450040
>1-2 million maybe. and most of them call themselves kurd today.
>this is what turks tell themselves to get a good nights sleep
no ethnicity smells their own farts more than turks
>>52448912
Armenia of course.
They should get their chance to retaliate the genocide and later say that they did nothing at all.
Also Armenia allready won the war against azerbaidschan. But then the Russians forced them to get a peace ageement with them.
Russia supported both sides in the war!
Turkey was about to Invade Armenia as the Azeris performance in the war was so bad.
We should realy remove Turkey from Nato and allow Russia to have it's way with them.
>>52450136
the one on the left with the striped shirt has eaten many kurds in the past
>>52448912
desu if I had to get involved I'd sell weapons to both sides so I'd get money
>>52449228
This two thirds belong to Russia like the Crimea. When will Russia lead this Turkish occupied clay to return home to the Motherland?
>>52449794
Why would you hate Azerbaijan so much?
>>52449047
> that's what naive churka actualy believes
>>52450154
>We should realy remove Turkey from Nato
>we
go ahead ivan. nothing amuses me more than playing with russia -who can only dickwave with poor little georgia- stronk baloney.
>>52450232
Do you non ironically think that you could take russia now that they have a port in the black sea?
>>52448912
I support the by god chosen people of Armenia to follow their fate to genociding the Brits.
>supporting Arm*ni*ns
>ever
Literally gypsy-tier
>>52448912
Armenia
Remove Kebab. Also SoaD is fucking goat.
>>52450232
The only reason Turkey exists is because NATO. Russia would blow you the fuck out.
>>52450232
Big words coming from the country that lost almost every single war with Russia
>>52450232
Your amusement is based on wild gusses that don't meet reality.
Sorry, but I'm German and not in the slightest Russian.
Assume your whole image of the world is based on guesses like this one.
I whish Erdogan to start some direkt engagements with Russia to proove Turkeys military skills...
>>52450317
You are a traitor to the USA. I hope some hillbilly shoots you for supporting Islam.
>>52450154
>We should realy remove Turkey from Nato and allow Russia to have it's way with them.
why they just btfo of putin. that makes them okay in my book
the whole point of nato is to be an alliance against russia, china, and some middle eastern countries
>>52450379
>I whish Erdogan to start some direkt engagements with Russia to proove Turkeys military skills
well he said if another bydlo jet violates turkish airspace we will shoot it down too.
despite all of barkings from russia, iran, iraq we aren't leaving bashika camp. we moved 20% of our troops and we will maybe move another 10% to other camp of iraq. which means we can shoot down a warplane after 17 seconds of airspace violation while we can occupy sovereign territory.
is that enough sputnik-kid? tell putin to send us another jet ;)
Armenia.
1. fuck turks
2. fuck muslims
3. Armenia is like the plucky underdog of the region
4. If Armenia gets big and successful maybe some of them will move back home
>>52450498
You don't know how low Turks are.
While Russians are comparably well.
You are wrong if you think national interrests are of higher value than civilization.
>>52450208
That's what we do actually. Selling brand new TOS "Sunheat" and T-90MS to Azerbaijan and literally everything regular armenian army needs to armenians.
>>52450750
Well you sell weapons to absolutely anyone who asks so what's new?
>>52450746
why are they considered evil?
all i know is that they genocided armenians but germany you can't really complain about genocides
from browsing /int/ all turk poster do is
1 deny genocide and say armenians are thugs
2 get angry at roach joke
3 sperg and get angry when ever someone post anzu or whatever that cosplayer's name is
>>52450914
pic related is all you need to know about turks
Armenia of course, no question
Süleyman and his mongol brothers can start a war with China
I hope they completely kill each other.
>>52448912
>Christians vs. Mudslimes
Armenia, no question.
>>52449836
>Turks lost every war they were in after 1800
Actually true. Ottoman should have ended much earlier. But when your borders are too large, even centuries not enough to lose them all.
>>52451424
Do Georgians and Armenians don't like each other?
>>52451537
No one likes Armenians accept Greeks and Russians who have no borders with them.
>>52451573
>accept
except*
>>52451537
Most are indifferent towards each other, but recently some Georgians are pissed that Armenia sided with Russia instead of them in 2008.
>>52451573
And no one likes Turks except Azejrjasfjbanjian
>no nonething of either
>do a quick google search
>Armenia is like 99% christian, azerbaijan like 99% muslim
yeah I'll go with Armenia on this one
>>52451537
they do
but Armenia also likes Russia so relations got a bit complicated when Russia confronted Georgia
>>52448912
>War breaks out between these two countries. Which side would you support?
The side of Azerbaijan Air Lines.
France has one of the largest Armenian diaspora si we'd probably side with them.
>>52451631
this pretty much
>>52448912
Armenia since they utterly destroyed the Azeris in the last war.
>>52451631
Azerbeijan is one of the most moderate muslim countries around though. I think it has one of the lowest rates of mosque attendance in the muslim world.
>>52451764
I wouldn't know, but the fact still stands
>>52451764
Actually, we had an attempt to coup and installing sharia rule few weeks ago.
It lasted only few minutes tho, a shame.
>>52451777
>777
He's right.
>>52451573
>who have no borders with them
well to be fair all of their border countries have ethnically or historically Armenian provinces (Azeris have Nagorno-Karabakh, Turkey have Western Armenia and Georgia has Javakheti), its in their interest to hate the Armenians. The only one that doesn't is Iran, who have good relations with Armenia.
>>52451764
>"""""""""moderate muslims"""""""""
great meme
>>52451811
Are you just trolling? I thought your president for life was happy keeping the country secular.
>>52450984
>butthurt belt is real
we really really really fucked your ancestors. thus we ended up with similar appearance i assume.
damn
>>52448912
Armenia.
Azerbaijan is literally part of Iran.
>>52451850
Moderate relative to other muslims, not to the west.
Armenia because Armenia is a frie... vassal of Russia and I want that Russia still rules the region.
>>52451883
Here.
http://www.azernews.az/azerbaijan/90410.html
Doesen't cover it all tho, it was hell on whells.
>>52452041
>http://www.azernews.az/azerbaijan/90410.html
No thank you
>having a section on Armenian Aggression
top propoganda Illham
>>52448912
muslims pick azeris
christians pick armenians
americans pick petrodollar
>>52452093
Glendale, it wasn't for you.
>top propoganda Illham
Thanks, m8.
Learning from the best.
>>52452099
>americans pick petrodollar
Checked oil prices for the last days, m8?
It's like someone invented cold fusion.
>>52448912
the one without the mohammed star
>>52452093
t. gotu sizlayan
>>52452139
Go take some jazz classes faggot
Those who don't cry about "muh genocide"
>>52452176
t. blyat
Baku is a nice city so Azerbaijan
>>52452099
Pay debts, Greece
>>52452222
nice quads, where is your buddy asala? tell him /tr/ misses him.
>>52452182
I'm from Baku, dingus, I was born with jazz.
Go do some genocide research.
>>52452273
I don't know..maybe he's mad at you
Still waitin on that garlic sauce
the one with based leader desu
never seen azeribaijani people in my life
>>52452312
after you serve me some TURKISH lahmacun
>>52452296
That's good, cuz im bout to jazz on your face
>>52452319
Top kek, saved
>>52452357
Armenian* :^)
>>52452358
Wipe the jizz off your sisters face first, mr. Kardashian.
>>52451898
congrats, you raped a bunch of Greeks and eventually became hairy homosexuals. what an accomplishment
>>52452428
I don't have a sister
You must have it confused for your sister
I know inner-family intercourse is common in your country
>>52452528
>I know inner-family intercourse is common in your country
Yeah, spouses usually have sexual intercourses with one another.
That's being said, did you learnt your fathers name at last?
I would support Armenia with free gas.
Armenia because Maddox is Armenian
>>52448937
Traitor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_Security_Treaty_Organization
>>52448912
Armenia without doubt
>>52449934
El Corte Inglés :D
>>52452041
> Armenian agression
>>52448919
So Cwjwulnwu?
>>52453032
>traitor
meme tier alliance
In a war between barbarians and civilization it's our duty to support the civilization. So I choose Azerbaijan. Armenians are animal tier people.
>>52453118
>Azerbaijan
>civilization
pick one
>>52448912
Nuke both.
Also nuke Turkey.
>>52453223
>use latin script
>all of the implemented programmes have been completed
>tries to make peace between Russia and Turkey
>has never attacked anybody
>those shia poets and scholars
Meanwhile in Armenia:
We are christians gib us support.
>>52450608
You already retreated from Iraq, after America said to do so.
It was hilarious.
A tough one since we get oil from the Azeris
we'll just sell each side weapons k?
>>52448912
The Christians of course, Deus Vult.
>>52449047
>>52449144
>Armenia is occupying Azeri lands without giving a fuck
Christians BTFO Mudskins.
>>52448912
Azerbaijan.
They're whiter and they're barely Muslims. Pic related.
>>52448912
Lol, both.
>>52454041
>They're whiter
>>52454041
That's white?
>>52449315
>losing when you have 200 wolves on your side
pretty bad tbch
>>52448912
Azerbaijan because they will implement all planned projects.
>>52449400
Azeris can't fight for shit. Without Basayev they probably would have lost after the first day.
Hayastan
>>52448912
suujuuuunuuU
>>52456490
you would support Armenia? That surprises me. Usually Georgians on this board go apeshit when they see Armos.
>>52449315
they should try against someone who is actually relevant. armenia could never defeat a western country. they aren't even on the level of latin americans.
who the fuck is azerbaijan even
Armenia ofc
>>52449469
They were almost top suppliers of oil for quite a while in the past.
>>52456525
just making fun of the script, don't care much about any of them
in most cases its only banter, but some armos can be really delusional with their
>muh aryan blood
>muh greater armenia
Can someone explain the power dynamic between these countries and Georgia?
Which are slavic and which are turkic?
Are any besides Azerbaijan muslim majority?
Which are aligned with which superpowers?
LOOK AT THIS COUNTRIES WAR RECORD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Azerbaijan
THIS IS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT HAHAHA STUPID NEANDERTHALS
>>52456760
you georgians, armenians etc are just mountain niggers
you are africa-tier tribal neanderthals who poses no threat to anyone outside your shitty territories
who conquered and colonized the world? the western europeans did, not you irrelevant neanderthals. you're nothing.
>>52456784
None is slavic. Azerbaijan was once a province of Iran, and south Azerbaijan still is. Now it is Turkish mostly, even their language is Turkish with very slight differences.
10% of Georgian population is muslim, maybe even less now. Not sure about Armenia but I doubt that it'll be greater than 5%.
Armenia is very close with Russia, Azerbaijan is close with both Russia and Turkey but they can stand on their own, unlike Armenia, which greatly depends on Russian support.
Georgia is not aligned with any superpowers.
>>52457031
literally no one cares about you mountain niggers and your africa-tier tribal wars
>>52456945
>>52457160
>>52457160
then why did you even post in this thread?
>>52457160
>the people of causus pose no threat to anyone
>literally overrun with syrian refugees
toplel
>>52457031
Thanks, Georgianbro. I don't run into you guys frequently enough to chat.
>>52457031
I'm sorry Georgia ;_;
You are the most western country in the region but got thrown under the bus by USA because they don't want to provoke the Russians
I would much rather die for my Georgian European brothers than the Amerihaes
>>52457160
>>52456945
>sweden talking about being africa tier
hadnt had enough somali cocks, sven?
>>52457363
Georgia bringing some quality banter today
>>52457316
what has charity to do with anything? you think sweden is being conquered by syrians and somalis? lol there's no conquering going on here, its charity.
who have those caucasus cavemen ever conquered? literally no one. they can't conquer anything just like black africans. they haven't beaten anyone except other neanderthals like themselves as they are only good at petty tribal warfare just like black africans.
>>52457363
so fucking lame. kill yourself.
>>52457566
thing is, nobody ever wanted to conquer Sweden. Shitty land from a agricultural and strategic point of view. Any time Russia was involved in a Swedish war, Sweden got rekt. And in terms of history, Sweden aint Denmark you faggot.
Georgia on the other hand had full blown invasions by Romans, Persians, Mongols, Ottomans, Russians etc..
>but muh Swedish Empire
>>52457566
>you think sweden is being conquered by syrians and somalis?
you're literaly bending over and let your asses get fucked by the syrians, somalis or any other immigrants
>>52457774
>le memes
>>>/pol/
>>>/9gag/
>>52457363
What exactly is going on in Abkhazia and South Ossetia? Are citizens still able to travel freely in those areas, or have they become disconnected as possessions of Russia? It's a fucking lot of your territory. I can't imagine the borders would be close, but it probably affects the average guy somehow.
>>52457867
>Are citizens still able to travel freely in those areas
no but you can travel there with a Russian visa.
>>52448912
Armenia of course, brotherly christians.
I would just hope they all kill each other.
>>52457944
At least you can work in Russia then. I'm still waiting on Croatia to join the Shengen for my free German university
>>52448912
Armenia
>>52457867
> Are citizens still able to travel freely in those areas
they couldn't do that since the 90s. since that's when the conflict began
> it probably affects the average guy somehow.
it really doesen't, no one gives a fuck about them, its just a >muh clay situation.
>>52448912
Armenia
remove kebab
Armenia ofc
Turkoraches and Azerbachoaches are lower than dirt.
>Armenian diaspora shilling hard for their stan shithole.
ITT
none
because only morons pick sides in retarded conflicts they have nothing to do with
>>52460106
Enjoying your new life in Sweden Abdul?
>>52460106
Enjoying the cultural enrichment I see.
>>52460106
more like:
people say Armenia to generate Turkish butthurt
>>52460166
>Shlomo not picking a side
>not profiting off of a conflict
nice meme
>>52460378
they pick both sides so they allways win
>>52460334
kek
we never expect anyone else to be on our side. we accept that we are enemy to all of you.
Hell, we even have a slogan that we repeat from childhood and onwards: Turk has no friend but Turk.
>>52460464
Funny thing is, you're not even turkic.
You're just a mix of Persian, Greek and anatolian rape babies.
Gonna have to side with fellow christians
>>52460547
Do you honestly believe what you're typing?
>>52460547
I don't know what relation this have to the subject but I (a person) am Turkic anyway so this doesn't bother me
>>52460700
Yes, turks were always a small minority within the ottoman empire and later Turkish Republic
>>52460278
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52460774
>small minority
quite large actually.
Why does everyone hate Armenia?
because of Kardashians?
>>52460797
t. Seven "sodomized by Abdul" Svenson
>>52460464
amen
>>52460842
because they are literally the other jews. Along with greeks
>>52460835
Do you honestly believe what you're typing?
>>52460842
Muslim butthurt and georgians hate them because of them being bad neighbors in the 20s.
>>52460842
It's because armenians are better than everybody
>>52460906
Why do you think you're an expert on this topic?
>>52460464
> we never expect anyone else to be on our side
> Turk has no friend but Turk.
That literally sounds like something straight of a fedorahead's emo blog.
>>52460906
I think he is the turk diaspora that claims to work for the Turkish embassy
>>52460975
Why do you think you are?
>>52461014
true but that is how it is.
just search this: Türkün türkten başka dostu yoktur
>>52461026
his dad actually works in embassy :)
>>52460842
they are basically Jews with all the evil and without all the brain
>>52461054
Because I'm aware of the people in my country
>>52461026
That's terribly obvious. He should read about his own history, study anthropology or something along those lines.
>>52448912
Implying I or Americans in general would give a flying fuck about to shithole Russian satellites fighting over some worthless land.
>>52461156
Armenians have the second largest ethnic lobby group in America
>>52461099
>>That's terribly obvious.
I wasn't and I never was ever hiding the fact that I was a Turk. Also as I said I'm aware of the way people look in my country.
>>52461269
Ten percent ethnic turk tribes is a minority
>>52461090
Here, that looks 100% legit, right?
>>52461269
Never said you were hiding the fact, just that turkic people are rare in Turkey.
>>52461311
There is no more tribes, and Turks (actual nomads) mixed with Anatolians. Turks aren't an isolated minority, but part of the Turkish people now.
>>52460797
ayoo
>>52461416
They are certainly not rare kek there aren't just a few hundred of them you know.
>>52461610
It's still rare to see chink eyed turks
>>52461654
In a country of millions upon millions, a quarter of a million or so is a very small minority, you know...
>>52461773
yeah? that's what happens when people mix
>>52461880
You act like the turk tribesmen made or make up a large portion off turkey when they don't
>>52461785
There are millions upon millions of Turkic looking people dude. After mixing a lot of them lost a lot of features but people in general still retain some features despite so much mixing like pic related
>>52449635
>Vietnam (t-technically not a defeat because we hauled our ass out of there as soon as we could)
>1812 (losing a war to CANADA)
>>52462022
I was in Turkey. The majority looked like arabs or kurds.
In the west there were more whitish looking people, but people with turkic features were RARE. Mostly near Ankara desu.
>>52448912
<wjwuunwlu obviously
>>52462034
1812 is literally a draw
And we withdrew out of Vietnam years before the south fell
>>52448912
>War breaks out between these two countries. Which side would you support?
hehe none you dumb cunt :^)
>>52462273
You lost more people in 1812, though.
Also, Vietnam kicked your ass thoroughly. Crying uncle is admitting defeat, isn't that how it goes?
>>52462094
so you see a bunch of people in certain areas and that's it? Lol. There are certain provinces with more of them. Also you went to Ankara? really? Post pics
>>52462363
No. It just means that my anecdotal evidence corrobates history and anthropology of the region.
>>52462397
Why are you ignoring the rest of what I said? Look because you visited Turkey doesn't mean much. Turkics are mostly in provinces like Eskisehir, Elbistan etc. You're going to see different ethnic groups disproportionately if you just go to a few cities.
>>52449469
>What has Azerbaijan ever contributed to society?
nothing
but
>what has armenia ever contributed to society?
muh genocide jr
fuck both
>>52462354
Vietnam didn't kick are ass. Err bombed their capital and then they asked for a ceasefire. A few years after we left the south fell. And 1812 is literally status quo ante bellum
