hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52443061
>this triggers the american
they dont look all that good honestly
>>52443184
Did they make these for Americans?
>be american
>walk by black alley
>hear "psshhh hey kid want some kinder surprise"
>go buy it
>police arrives
>smuggler gets shot
>you get shot
>everyone claps
Just a normal day in the usa
>>52443184
>the fox and the grapes
>>52443184
>>52443246
I've literally never seen anything with the kinder logo here in America.
Can't make this shit up
>>52443061
you are evil person. i really miss that thing.
>eggs
>>52443061
I'm 12 and what is this?
Enough! It's not even banter anymore it's just mean. I don't want to hear one more fucking word about this shitty ass candy, understand?
>>52443061
MODS MODS MODS
>>52443349
>>52443337
you have to be 18 to post here
reported for illegal content
>>52443246
Im a fan of these desu
Euro's talk so much about how bad our chocolate is, but then brag about this shitty milk chocolate egg. Why?
>>52443143
>>52443184
>>52443295
>>52443337
>>52443342
>>52443349
>>52443417
hahahahahah THEY CAN BUY GUNS BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN BUY A FUCKING EGG hahah YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS, YOU JUST CANNOT
>>52443061
>In 2000, the parents of three children in the United Kingdom, who died after choking on toys inside edible eggs, campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union.[4] Two children worldwide have died from choking on parts of the Kinder toy surprises a few days after they had eaten the chocolate egg; a third was attributed to another manufacturer’s product.[5]
Why are British children so stupid? Those 3 retards are probably the only reason these things are still banned.
Kinder chocolate is so good that they had to ban it, america already has an obesity problem.
>>52443654
>In January 2011, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a $300 (Canadian dollars) fine for carrying one egg across the U.S. border into Minnesota.[13] In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the U.S. from a trip to Vancouver. According to one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as US$2,500 per egg.[14]
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52443752
>British Children literally DIED for your right to bear Kinder Eggs
>>52443851
>American Children are literally dying EVERY DAY for your right to have shooty sticks
>>52443896
>>52443184
>>52443920
What if the grapes ARE sour though?
>>52443896
less than cars, ladders, or electricity.
>>52443961
AND YET OF ALL THOSE THINGS YOU BANNED FUCKING EGGS, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>52443984
We also banned raw milk
>>52444141
your mum banned my raw milk lmao
>>52443342
Your tears are delicious, Just like Kinder Surprise.
>>52445031
high test
>>52443246
>American 'surprise'
>>52443246
this is the shit desu
Why are they banned here?
I want one so badly
>>52448871
something about kids being retarded and choking on the toy inside, something about terrorism hysteria and what if cocaine was smuggled in them, that sort of bullshit
>>52448947
>smuggling cocaine in them
What's stopping muh terrorists from smuggling cocaine into the millions of other objects imported here?
