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Joking is fucking over Im getting bald
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Joking is fucking over Im getting bald
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thats normal for a guy in his 50's
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Shave off all your hair...

Don't stop there just shave off your entire face and head.
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>>52434494
It doesn't look bad. Would pet
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>>52434525
but Im 25
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>>52434701
helllo, grandpa
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im 23 and bald

girls used to like me with hair, now I'm ugly and unlovable.
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>>52434701
Well then you can cross off getting bald of your "things to do until 50" list and get on with your life, faggot.
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Have you retards ever looked at yourself in the mirror? I see posts like these everywhere all the time, everyone has a spot where their hair parts to other directions which makes it look thinner in that area. You're not going bald, but i hope you were you stupid fuck.
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>Barber has been telling me im balding since 16
>I'm now 30 and still have a full set of hair
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>>52434494
I'm 22 and worse

fuck off faggot
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>>52434787
that was his way of telling you to fuck off and not come back
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>>52434494
am i not seeing something? this is what a head full of hair is supposed to look like.
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>>52434494
Im getting shitloads of gray hair since a car crash (rollover) this year.
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>not shaving and going bald like a fucking man

Beta
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my hair was way worse than that when i was 20. im 26 now and it looks like shit.
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>>52434494
that feel

I'm between finasteride and ruining my life, or suicide
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what is the appropriate age for someone to starting losing hair?
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>grandpa 75 years old not bald
>grandpa 82 years old not bald
>me 25 starts fucking bald and a virgin

why God hates my so much?
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>>52434494
hahaha bolandbald hahaha hehehe
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what are you guys? I'm a 3
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>>52435084
how's your diet?

might have something to do with no girlfriend (=wanking too much), all of my friends who don't have girlfriends/sleep with girls have thinning hair, the others dont
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>>52435169
>tfw i'm a 2
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>>52435169
not at that stage yet but getting quite thin, scalp is visible

have you tried treatment?
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>>52434770
>looking at the top of your head in the mirror
how?
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>>52435177
My diet is shit and I guess I do wank too much
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>>52435235
use multiple mirrors
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>>52434860
Why would he when he is making an easy $20 for shaving my head?
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>>52435266
I only have one mirror.
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>>52435243
[spoiler]how often?[/spoiler]
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>>52435169
>mfw I'm a 0
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>>52435296
do you have a camera? that'll do
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>>52435296
#poorpeopleproblems
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>>52435169
I have more hair than 2 and I'm nearly thirty. My grandfather died 90 years old, and he still had a full head of hair. Father is 64 and not balding.

>tfw superior genes
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>>52435300
At least once a day. On days where I have nothing to do 3-4+
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>>52435021
Imo 35 or around the age you start having kids

I'm kind of thinning a bit at the temples (at age 26) but nothing too bad at the moment. I started taking minoxidil, if it gets any worse I'll take Finasteride or get a hair transplant. My goal is too reach 35 with a nice head of hear, after that I won't give a fuck anymore and I'll shave it anyway
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>>52435312
How do I use a camera and a mirror to look at my head?
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>>52435169
for now 2
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>>52435169
None yet, but my father is 5V and I might end up like that.
If I do I'll just shave it all.
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>>52434494
>>52434701

reminds me that meth addicts in their 20s look like they are 50+.
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>tfw you have no chance at getting a gf once you go bald
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>>52435374
>get a hair transplant

I absolutely wish I had the financial security for this, but I've also heard you have to stay on Finasteride to keep the transplant, which has in the past wrecked havoc on my sex drive

how long have your temples been thinning for?
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No you're not you manlet faggot, you have a cow lick on your head (the hair swirl) that's what they look like, not that you've ever seen the top of anyone's head.
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>>52435374
35 sounds reasonable. especially in this day and age where everyone starts going bald in their late teens/early 20s
>>52435380
lmao lad
1. turn on the camera
2. make sure the lens is facing the mirror and the mirror is within the frame
3. position your head in a manner that allows the top of your head to face the mirror
4. click the photo
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I'm getting a grey streak at my right temple but the bitches with daddy issues will love it
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who /regularlyshaveheadonnumber0/ here?
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>>52435440
Just become a millionaire and you can have lots of gf´s.

Its that easy.
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>>52435543
What if I don't have a mirror?
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>>52435618
then kill yourself, faggot
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>>52434494
It's over, friend.
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>>52435543
>day and age where everyone starts going bald in their late teens/early 20s

I wonder why this is so? My brother and father didn't start losing their hair till much later in life
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>>52435585
I think I do 3 on the sides and 4 on the top
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>>52435169
Gradually 2 and i am only 20
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5
23
Gas me already
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>>52435679

Chemicals
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>>52435679
chemtrails
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>>52435169
2
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you're not going bald retard lol
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>>52435618

direct the camera at your head and click it baka
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>>52435679
Maybe it is the fucking stress
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>>52435679
i think it's the increased pollution 2bh. that's the only thing different in our case when compared to our fathers' times. other factors of hair loss are: drugs, stress and shitty food
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>>52435737
in processed food?

but I have friends who havent eaten anything fresh in weeks and still have healthy hair

no i think something is effecting hormones
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>>52435759
what if he doesn't have a camera
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>>52435679
industrial food
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>>52435440
If you have a good face shape, a shaved/bald head can look extremely good.

>>52435488
How expensive is it in Australia? It's about 2-3k euros here last I checked. A big sum, but manageable if you have a job.

Have you tried Minoxidil as well? I heard the stories about Fina, it seems to fuck with your health in the long run.

I think they started thinning about 2-3 years ago and it seems to go really slow/gradually. I always had "deep" temples so it's not really noticeable, but I don't want it to get worse either.
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>>52435842
You can build a camera with bleach and ammonia.
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>>52435911
>can build a camera
>can't buy a fucking mirror
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>>52435679

>>day and age where everyone starts going bald in their late teens/early 20s

>I wonder why this is so? My brother and father didn't start losing their hair till much later in life

balding isn't a new thing

we are more obsessive about it now though

also, I suppose in any case the traits making people not bald are far more rare than the baldie ones, making them set for extinction irregardless

>>52435842

hire a sketch artist
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>>52435819

The plastic in food packaging causes colon cancer which has only come to light recently, also causes some people to grow bitchtits as it mimics estrogen
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>>52435972
what if he's a poor syrian refugee
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>>52435891
>>52435788
>>52435774
I've read this elsewhere and I suppose it's worth a shot. Before I go back on fin I'll radically change my diet so it's only fresh food. How long do you think it should take effect if it does work?
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>>52434494
>Become 20, decide to grow your hair real long
>Start going bald when your hair reaches your waistline
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>>52436001

find a german sketch artist :^)
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Seems like less men are able to grow beards but more tend to bald early.
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>>52435892
yeah around that price, not something I can save for on a casual rate unfortunately

yeah I definitely would not recommend fin - it's ruined my youth far more than thinning temples has
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>>52435169
>5V
JUST
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What am I?
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>>52436060
>How long do you think it should take effect if it does work?
i can't tell you but i suggest you go to a dermatologist first. most of the time, hair loss is genetic. but if there are variables that you can control to limit the loss, a dermatologist will most likely figure it out.
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>>52436183

men käften det där är ju din hårvirvel
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>>52436182

>mediterranian "genes"
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>>52436182
how old are ya
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>>52436183
A richfag with a camera and/or mirror.
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>>52436213
Yeah done that, he helped none and put me straight on fin noting that only a few % of people who use finn get side effects (a figure which is GROSSLY incorrect, apparently) despite being young and naive. So I'm eager to try something else even it atleast slows the process

finn should be the very last option
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>>52434494
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>>52434494
Tfw I'm Latino and have a full head of dark, thick, wavy hair and don't have to worry about going bald for years and year to come.
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>>52436183
get a dandruff shampoo
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>>52436225
>>52436259
just memeing, I'm more of a 3 (I'm 21)
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>>52436350
chicano
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>tfw both paternal and maternal grandfathers didn't go bald until 60 or so

Feels good to not look like a pedophile at 25 lmao
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>>52436315
>>52435911
>>52435618
>>52435380
>>52435296
>>52435235

>german shitposting
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>>52435177
>>52435243
>wanking
>related to balding
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>>52436471
You'd think a fellow need would be more accepting.
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>>52436492
it's all relative to hormones lad
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thinking of shaving my head 2bh lads, is that a bad idea or not? i dunno if mofos are going to try to stare me down or what
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>>52436586

just buzz it short m8

unless you're proper bald it's gonna look better

plus your scalp isn't getting as roasted
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>>52436224
Kolla hur det typ viker sig innåt
Kommer bli skallig snart favä
>>52436368
Maybe
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I'm actually balding but I just plant my ball hair into my hair with clue and it looks authentic.
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hope I can combover it for next 30 years
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>>52436704
Same
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What about me lads
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>>52436827
HAHAHA, you ate your foreskin or something?
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>>52436827
LITTLE
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>>52434701
When i was 13 i started growing my hair long and had long hair all through my teens and early 20s. Then i started noticing my hair thinning, and it just kept getting worse.

When i became a wizard i noticed things were starting to really get to the point that before long it would just be sad. So i trimmed my hair short and grew a beard.

Thats my advice, grow a beard. It made everything better. Its how things are supposed to be, less on top, more on bottom as time goes on. And a beard is a lot easier to take care of than long hair. I should have done this 10 years ago.

Im just lucky i can grow a nice beard naturally.

Got some gray hairs now too, but it doesn't even matter, because ive got a beard.
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>>52436827
whats wrong with your nose man
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>>52436816
Du bör kamma dit hår lite, och skaffa en ny frisyr.
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>>52436895
I'm Jewish
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>>52436827

>dick is fucking mutilated
>necrosis from piss contamination
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>>52436923
kek
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>>52436923
see >>52436944
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>>52436418
Oh? Cool
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Fuck you faggots. I'm 21 and my hair looks like this.
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>>52437081
that's sort of happened to me although not nearly as bad.

it stopped though
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>>52436827
/int/ culture is going too far....
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>>52437081
superior british genetics
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>>52434748
>ameribalds
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>>52437081

>saxon genes
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>>52436936
Orka
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>>52436827
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>>52437151
Southern Europeans bald just as much, just differently. Instead of a receding hairline, you guys usually get diffuse thinning (which is easier to hide)

>JUST
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>>52435169
2. But I am 20 so it will get worse soon I am sure.
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>>52437151
He looks like a jew from that angle. Are we sure this guy isn't a jew? Because he looks like one.
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>>52434770
I can confirm this as a fellow mirror looking faggot.
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>>52434494
jerking off makes you bald. Seriously.
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>>52437981
is this why priests and eunachs always have a head full of hair
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>>52438013
>is this why priests and eunachs always have a head full of hair

Basically. If you're young, balding, fap a lot then you know why it's happening. If you don't have balding in your family you're good though.
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>>52438090
w-what if you stop fapping
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>work as a barber
>Regularly tell men that they're starting to thin
>They try not to look bothered by you can clearly see shame in their face
>Feel like KGB subversion agent lying through my teeth for the Motherland.
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>>52437981
Got any proof of that?
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>>52438281
what's the cool hairstyle in Brazil
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>>52438200
>w-what if you stop fapping
try it and find out? i'm no seer

>>52438303
>Got any proof of that?
Do you have the funding for a control group of the effects of masturbation on hair growth? Stop asking for proofs without thinking where do proofs come from. The archetypal balding young overweight nerd is there for a reason
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>>52438399
I really want to believe you, because then I'll feel like I can actually do something about this shit. Still sceptical though.
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>>52438399
What about the archetypal hairy fat nerd in his basement? He arguably faps even more than the balding one, and a surplus of hair.
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>>52435001
On fin and my sex drive is gone. Not that it matters because I'll probably never get sex anyways. Worked for a while and now its starting to reciede again.
>tfw suicide is becoming more and more likely
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>>52438505
>What about the archetypal hairy fat nerd in his basement? He arguably faps even more than the balding one, and a surplus of hair.

he doesn't have balding in his family, as noted above

>>52438461
Your choice. Porn is also bad for your brain.
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>>52438575
>On fin and my sex drive is gone. Not that it matters because I'll probably never get sex anyways. Worked for a while and now its starting to reciede again.

get topical fin instead
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>>52435440
try being a faggot twink buddy. My life is fucking over and I'm barley 20
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>>52438369

teenagers and 20 years old shave their sides and the back. Leaving hair at the top for whatever bullshit style they want/
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>>52437981
d-doesnt this mean that having sex a lot would too?
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>>52438585
You're making no sense. If the reason why the other nerd is bald is because of his genes, then where does fapping enter the equation?
That's considering there is even a link between masturbation and hair loss, which just sounds like something mothers tell their kids so they don't do it.
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>>52438749
>d-doesnt this mean that having sex a lot would too?
you have sex three times a day every day of the week? good for you anon
>>52438767
gets you bald younger, monkey.
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>>52437589
Most of the royal family of Britain have German Jew heritage , so.
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>>52438399
>>52438303

If your hair is falling out in a pattern like >>52435169 its genetic. If its falling out erratically or all over its a lifestyle/ environmental thing
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>>52438767
The theory is that since masturbating releases DHT which is also what causes hair to fall out, it could be responsible for faster balding. People who are predisposed to balding have hair that is sensitive to DHT while most people don't. So if you have the genes then masturbation could increase the amount of DHT in your system and speed up the balding process. That being said, this has never actually been proved.
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>>52438585
Meh >tfw no gf is far worse for my brain tbqh.
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>>52438791
>gets you bald younger
And your evidence for that is?

Keep in mind that the kind of people who indulge in excessive masturbation also maintain a myriad of unhealthy habits and suffer from stress and sometimes depression.

You are committing the same mistake those anti-porn guys make, blaming everything that is wrong with them on a single thing, when that thing is in fact merely a symptom of the actual problem.
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>>52438912
>Meh >tfw no gf is far worse for my brain tbqh.
maybe you get tfw no gf because you jerk off
>>52438904
most "proven" medical literature isn't really proven either http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21588069-scientific-research-has-changed-world-now-it-needs-change-itself-how-science-goes-wrong

>>52438953
my evidence is you're a brazilian monkey that needs to be taught how to be a good servant
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I'm not even a tranny but I'm actually seriously considering cutting out my testicals to retain my hair.
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>>52437334
Nadal, Federrer and Murray are getting balder each season.
Djokovic still has a fucking brush instead of hair.
I would kill for hair like this.
Got a feeling that he could pull a 10t truck with it.
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>>52435527

RARE FLAG
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>>52439032
'no'
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>tfw I will never go bald except by my own choice or unnatural causes

Thank you based genes.
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>>52439013
take finasteride
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>>52438575
>On fin and my sex drive is gone.

I'm taking Spiro twice a day.

my erections is like half of what it used to be.
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>>52438904
I don't think the specific act of masturbating would release hormones. Wouldn't that be ejaculation? In which case, to prevent baldness one would have to avoid sex as well.

>>52439010
Fuck off loser.
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>>52439170
>Wouldn't that be ejaculation?
Yeah, that's what I meant.
>one would have to avoid sex as well
Sex every once in a while would probably be fine. It's not like I'm getting much of it anyway.
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>>52439165
don't take it, dissolve it and put it on your scalp.
>>52439170
bad monkey
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>>52439170
>I don't think the specific act of masturbating would release hormones
In that case, youre stupid.
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>>52435169
1 at 30
Will become 2 in my 40s, and 3v in my 50s if the hair patterns in my family are an indication.
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>>52439154
Already am. It's not working. I stopped for about a week because my prescription ended so i don't know if it just takes a while to kick back in. If it doesn't start working again I really don't know what I'll do but removing my balls is honestly on the table.
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>>52439249
>dissolve it and put it on your scalp.


wtf m8 thats just wasting it.
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>>52439245
>abstaining from sex to keep hair
The ultimate irony.
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>>52435177
You faggots should try marriage. That's guaranteed to your hair grey and fall out.
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>>52439378
>fin keeps your hair but kills all sex drive
Irony: The Pill
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>>52439364
>wtf m8 thats just wasting it.
thanks for your opinion doctor, now back to the real world.

>At doses up to 200μl, topically applied P-3074, allowed a significant and consistent decrease of scalp DHT (comparable to oral FNS) and only marginally in serum DHT, potentially minimizing the untoward side effects linked to a systemic DHT reduction
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>>52435169
2, not that far receeded though
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>>52434494
You look fine, there are worst cases out there at your age.

be thankful familia
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>>52439013
Getting a hair implant would make more sense. Or just wear a wig.
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>>52435169
A bit better than 2. It was like I woke up one day and all the hair at my temples was gone. It's been like that for a couple of years now.
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>>52435169
2 here. How do fellow 2s style their hair to hide it?
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>>52435169
I'm a 2. My dad has been a 2 since he was my age and never got any balder so hopefully I am the same. You can still make some haircuts work with that level of receding hairline, but once you start balding/thinning in the middle it looks like shite even once shaved (unless you go full skinhead).
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>>52435169

>mfw a 2 and slowly losing more hair
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>>52439357
God dam how can a man be as vain as a women. You would literally castrate yourself just for the chance of looking better.
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>>52439993
I'm a faggot so having balls doesn't exactly count for much
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Is it depressed night or something. Whole /int/ is sad
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>>52440060
Doesnt that make it worse given how low standards are when it comes to gay men?
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>>52440090
I'm a twink so having prosthetic nuts is preferable by most fags over a bald twink no doubt
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>>52435169
bit better than 2
age 29
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>>52439844
I'm shaved to a 1 at the moment because it looks quite nice with a beard imo, but for a while I had it short on the sides with a sort of comb-over thing on top. Most hairdressers will know how to deal with it. Worse than the bald spots are the scraggly hairs that appear on the hairline, which is why I decided to shave until they fall out.
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>>52440148
>I'm a twink


uh... proof?
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>>52440189
Fug off. Not posting my face after what happend last time
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Alopecia totalis made me completely bald at 14.
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>>52440148
But what will you do when you hit 30 then?
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>>52440251
>Not posting my face after what happend last time

How lewd was the comments?
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>>52440319
Kill myself
>>52440342
Someone said I was ugly
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>>52440184
I think David Cameron is a 2 or a 2v and his haircut is fucking incredible desu, can barely tell he's receding.
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>>52440373
:(

Arent there better things in life than getting fugged?
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>>52434770
I have this too. Got scared for a second
Always had it tho.
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>>52435169
3 since 15. My dad is still a 3v. Now 23, feels good.
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