Doggo Edition. Invited: Kazakhstan
>>52422765
rude desu
>>52422765
How in the world are Aussie and Cuckwi accents attractive or English?
Post your hometown
>>52422765
If my "genital mutilation" you mean circumcision , Canada is 31% and Aus is 58% so factually incorrect. Anyhow,
-reducing chance of catching aids
-Increasing pleasure during sexual intercourse
-not getting smegma
>bad thing
>>52424278
Pretty long history. For ages it was the homebase of some amerindians who ate acorns or something, after that a Spanish missionary town, then a massive apricot plantation, now it's a big retirement filled with kids who do nothing but smoke weed, and Chinese students who have an incredibly high suicide rate because they work so damn hard.
>>52424278
>>52424670
hi im from Saratoga, about 15 mins away
>>52425579
that's nuts when we first moved to CA. we were going to live in Saratoga. Are you a student?
>>52424278
It's pretty shitty tbqh
>>52424278
>>52425727
>>52425623
I go to college in Washington, yeah, but I'm at my parent's for the Christmas break.
Born and raised in Saratoga though. Are you from the Los Altos hills area where the super rich folks are
>>52425377
Looks pretty comfy.
>>52425792
Ah cool I go to Foothill. No I live right up against El Camino by Chef Chu's and Armadillo Willy's
>>52425792
Hills are a fun place to go driving though, never any police officers and you can catch views of the entire bay area of some cliffs. I certainly don't live there though
>>52424278
>>52425878
>>52426010
yeah i know tons of people that go to college in Foothill and De Anza. So technically you live in Sunnyvale then, right?
>tfw went to that Armadillo Willy's last week
The Hills can be gorgeous desu, i should take a ride with my friends there soon
>>52424278
something i must have done right in my past life to be reborn in such a great city Tbh familia
comfy
>>52426192
Why is Mexico so good at public art?
>>52425792
Not norcal, that's thousand oaks, boring suburb outside of LA, nothing happens, everythings a commute.
>>52426192
>>52426047
10/10 would live in and race mix with mexicans.
>>52426345
our govt can't fuck up at everything i guess.
>>52426402
oh yeah i accidentally replied to the 1000 oaks post, didnt mean that
I bought one of those rotisserie chicken while I was grocery shopping.
Shits good
>>52426090
hahaha Armadillo Willy's is primitive. No Sunnyvale is another 2 miles or so down El Camino towards San Jose. I live literally 10 steps away from Mountain View though, their downtown is closer and most of my friends live there so I certainly feel closer to Mountain View.
>>52422765
>>52426570
Good boy, eat the whole chicken for them gains.
>>52426447
>our govt can't fuck up at everything i guess.
idk about you
but this one is fucked up
>>52426621
>still considering the colonies commonwealth
end yourself, british lapdog
>>52426570
consume the flesh and use the carcass for stock
>tis the season
>>52426621
>halfassed-australia takes pride in being the most backwater corner of the old empire
>>52426650
looks like a bunch of barricades lazily stacked on top of each other
>>52426650
you're doing it wrong lads, do u even qt bolice?
>>52426904
Post cute bexican grills :::DDD
>>52426713
That didn't even cross my mind. Immadoit
>>52426972
i need to update my folders
>>52427213
He said cute
>>52427166
I mean, probably
Theyre pretty liberal
>>52427276
This works too :DD
>>52427276
<---you
>>52427276
to be fair, Id give the qt on the left the old meat thermometer
Why doesn't America get the cute female foreigners, we always get the bottom of the barrel ones. It's even worse with Asians, a good 85% of them are fugly.
>>52427468
as far as i recall around 90% of the world's people is actually ugly.
you'd need to go and cherrypick people and that does not even guarantee their offspring will be good looking as well.
Fucking berniefags
>Honk for a political revolution
>>52427468
the nordic foreign exchange girls are cute
you're completely right about asians though
>>52427166
Where is this from?
>>52427550
>as far as i recall around 90% of the world's people is actually ugly.
90% is pushing it, shouldn't it be around 70%? All it takes for a lot of people is losing weight.
>>52427618
>a fucking tree
>>52422697
guys ganna netflix and chill tonight with some slag
what kind of condoms do i buy? i've only ever gotten head brehs
>>52425727
It's just a big neighborhood. Gtfohwts
>>52427618
Why do the Lebanese flag have a tree on it when its a desert?
wine hangover desu
no places in this shithole serve michelada either
>>52427774
they have lots of trees
>>52427763
Yeah, that's my hometown
>>52427774
because that tree is everywhere in Lebanon. Especially the ski resorts.
>>52427774
>Lebanon
>Desert
You're so thick a black guy wants to fuck you
Does anyone here watch American Horror Story?
>>52427679
probably yeah, if you got every fat fuck into a chinese fitness regime, the rates would change in few months
sadly the corporations don't like the idea.
>in the middle of playing game
>randomly tabbed out by a javascript trying to download
send help
>>52427933
my parents do.
>>52427933
i saw the first 2 seasons, gave up on the 3rd
>Giants
So close Eli, so close.
>>52427896
No
is it just me or is there some odd bit of similarity between 2016 and 2008?
in 08 Ron Paul was the meme candidate, repubs were in power but Paul was popular for being """authentic"""
in 16, dems are in power, and now Sanders is a meme candidate being the only """authentic""" democrat
in both cases supporters keep claiming the media is ignoring them, in both cases the meme candidate keeps drawing support from "the other side"
>>52428035
Fuck off proxy
could i illegally work in canada? is that hard?
>>52427974
i guess im an old geezer
>>52427982
So is the plot super basic: a family that moves into a bigass house and some hauntings happen here and there as some subplot develops.
Also, I just watched the first scene of the first episode where the wife catches the husband doing something shirtless and she cuts his arm with a knife and the scene ends there. Is that something important? Does it come up in later episodes/seasons?
lel
I hate my facebook feed
>>52428111
Mexicans are able to do so, i don't think it should be that much of a problem for you.
>>52428111
Illegally?
No.
>>52428111
It would be difficult.
Why do you want to?
>>52428010
>OBJ still manages to help my fantasy team
>>52428064
It's often said that Sanders is the Ron Paul of the left. Consistent, genuine, non-mainstream, and unable to win.
The only difference is Ron Paul was a lifelong Republican and Sanders has always been an Independent so he's not an "authentic democrat"
A bit similiar, but Ron Paul actually knew what the fuck he was talking about and Sanders doesn't.
communists of /cum/ whats your denomination?
>>52428198
Nothing in particular, just a tradesman. Anyone that would hire me.
>>52428064
It's kind of crazy to me how Ron Paul isn't the favorite. He seems a bit too laid back for me, but he's honestly the only one who seems to make sense. Trump is a bit questionable, I don't think he'd fare well.
http://strawpoll.me/6321014
>>52428243
Edgy teenager
>>52428243
Gas yourself you filthy fucking pinko
I have to choke back vomit every time I look at a world Map and see that Russia still exists. I wish we had followed Patton's plan and marched right on to moscow, killing all you sorry commie bastards one by one
>>52428284
>Ron Paul
He's not running.
>>52428183
Mexicans go to Canada as seasonal workers.
>>52428348
i like your comments but theyre going to land you in trouble
>>52428320
you too
>>52428217
ron paul was no less a meme candidate than bernie, don't fool yourself
>>52428378
>not understanding my meme
>>52428425
Did I say otherwise?
>>52428348
>I have to choke back vomit every time I look at a world Map and see that Russia still exists
>>52428421
If I ever came face to face with a commie in real life Id have his hands severed and sent off to gitmo so he can live the rest of his life in a camp
>>52428348
>I have to choke back vomit every time I look at a world Map and see that Russia still exists.
Why, Russia's pretty based tbqh.
>>52428477
Yeah
>>52428421
No, seriously. That is my denomination. There's tons of us.
>>52428541
i was pointing out the similarities and differences.
>>52428530
because thats where commies come from
>>52428348
commiefornia rebelling against daddy desu
holy shit even weeb girls need to be gassed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bk4zr9_pbw
>>52428199
For the thrill of it. Even considering doing it in Mexico too.
>>52428605
now you listen here, you flyover nignog infested tornado magnet
I have never in my life been a commie, nobody in my family has ever been a commie, and I will purge this planet of all commies singlehandedly if I have to
I hate /pol/ so much >>58904940
>>52428622
She doesn't actually live in Japan does she?
>>52428745
then don't go there
I am invited again? :D
It's a good day to be a Panthers fan
>>52428712
new meme
>>52428622
Shiba inos son tan lindos
I was driving home one night recently and the guy next to me had a puppy shibe sitting on his shoulders
Uhguu
>>52428793
The playoffs will come, your time is coming. It will all be over soon, today was just the start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnDNDE9LKA
have any of you tried moving to a new city with few contacts or job leads or anything to start you off with?
>>52428878
do people unironically likes this kind of music, i mean regardless of the fact that most of you probably don't understand a shit of what it says
>>52428926
I don't want to be homeless
>>52428913
>2015
>we still dont live like the jetsons
>>52428926
I'd like to sometime in the future. But I'd need to have some sort of job lined up, I can't take the risk of having to move back or struggle with being poor/homeless.
>"Communist Russia was a great place to live in, don't listen to the lies and propaganda!"
>Meanwhile Russia's government literally built a wall to keep it's citizens from escaping
Libcucks pls explain
>>52428968
Fugg I'm saving this picture lmao t b h
>>52429028
do you think 3 months is long enough to find a job?
>>52429007
>almost 2015+1
>The lifestyle of cowboy bebop, a madman who flies in a spaceship with an alien friend and a hot girl is only a mere dream.
>>52429007
>programming the robot to act like a black maid
>>52428878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGYsXRIkhU
are non/cum/ flags welcome?
>>52429099
>3 months
Depends what kind of Job you're looking for wouldn't it?
>>52429189
only if you
a) post a picture of a qtpi grill from your country
b) arent a commie
>>52429189
On a case by case basis.
>>52429231
>>52429243
I am not a commie and I am half american
>>52429189
Yes but you must offer up something dear to you
>>52429007
>>52429101
that could happen over a decade or so provided we can destroy the operating global markets and financial systems so humanity can start the resources distribution systems and technology research from the scratch
>>52429036
gommies can damage control LITERALLY ANYTHING about their failed system
LITERALLY ANYTHING
test them. they'll do it
>>52429272
ok, but you still have to post the qtpi
thems the rules
>>52429036
Russia is a cancer desu
I am ashamed for this but
Cant wait the day when russia collapse, really
>>52429189
Hello czechbro, welcome to /cum/
>>52429309
Have you ever lived in the United States?
When I went to Mexico I had a bartender who used to work in the same town as me. It was SPOOPY
>>52429144
>implying regular people in the future will be able to do that
the future doesn't mean the people will be automatically smarter than people in the present
>>52429272
>I am half american
we follow the 1 drop rule so you're good
>>52429309
>destroying the global economy will somehow improve industry
>>52429272
i allow it. i don't understand how one can be half american, either you are or aren't.
no half measures!
>>52429334
I think you might know her
>>52429360
Hello
>>52429401
What is that?
>>52429036
>Meanwhile Russia's government literally built a wall to keep it's citizens from escaping
is that in soviet russia or putin's russia
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter
>>52429365
yeah, but never been over there more than a month
>>52429404
the global economy and the industrial complex is what restrains our advance due the profit based production
>>52429368
no, i mean imagine that future
you get the cleaner bot, and the option of hundreds of personality programs
or no personality and its an unobtrusive automated tool
and the jetsons program it to be a black nanny
how is that not hilarious?
>>52429474
>the global economy and the industrial complex is what restrains our advance due the profit based production
>>52429101
>with an alien friend
there was an alien in bebop?
>>52429465
Soviet Russia
Did you not go to high school?
Watched poo in the loo for the first time today lads
Wew
>>52429465
uh
he's talking about the Berlin wall
>>52429429
I used to pledge allegiance to the flag as a kid in elementary school
>>52428866
>played like this against the saints
>absolutely crushed atlanta next game
Ok lad. Can't wait to have home advantage.
>>52429474
Come up with a better system of exchange than currency then.
>>52429536
his country of origin likely didn't have good education
>>52429455
no idea
but would wed
>>52429536
>Soviet Russia is a term usually used to informally refer to the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, the largest one of the fifteen republics that comprised the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
>
Soviet Russia (unofficial name of state). In Russian language, the unofficial term Soviet Russia is used for short period after collapse of Russian Republic - from 7 November 1917 (October Revolution) to 19 July 1918 (1st RSFSR Constitution) or to 30 December 1922 (Treaty on the Creation of the USSR).
>>52429528
i think he means alien in the sense they weren't from earth I guess
>>52429160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4dbVkvN8bE
>>52429528
I don't think the dog was a normal dog.
>>52429594
Little caprice she does porn
I like ice hockey more than (European) football 2bh
>>52429526
it is quite simple to be honest
>>52429583
as a matter of fact i came up with a new political and financial system, but it would require to isolate Mexico fro a while as we have enough natural resources to actually acomplish that.
it would flip america's pancakes but probably it would work.... sadly i have no political momentum whatsoever, for now.... :^)
>>52429641
hmm
Thats a tough sell for the wedding
>>52429715
>subcomandante marco in /cum/
>>52429715
>as a matter of fact i came up with a new political and financial system, but it would require to isolate Mexico fro a while as we have enough natural resources to actually acomplish that.
go on
>>52429744
I bet she'd love to be culturally enriched by American cut dick
>>52429696
>furpuck
Going to make bacon fried rice and then binge watch the new Anthony Fantano videos I haven't seen yet (around 10).
Prepare for comfy.
>>52429784
superduperamazingplanofloveâ„¢
is not something i'm feeling like sharing atm
Dad is showing me memes on his Facebook
good lad
>>52429833
I'm gonna beat you up one of these days.
>>52429641
>she does porn
so like every other czech girl, eh?
jhene aiko is a qt
>>52429907
just try it. Im a brown belt in karate
2 >1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
>>52429833
I don't get it.
>>52429631
nice nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pWhMThzy8
>>52429715
Why isloate mexico where will i go to escape america :(
>>52429964
You could say that
>>52430009
It means you should stop watching Hockey because it sucks.
>>52430023
>escape america :(
Stupid Liberals
>>52429871
my dad sometimes forces me to watch with him tonfoil videos on jewtube and ask me shit about it like if just for being freemason i speak with Anunnakis and shit.
>>52430009
furpuck is the /sp/ term for Hockey
the greentexting is shorthand for costanza's disapproval
Will he be smart enough to step down or will end up like R. F. Kennedy?
>>52430023
you can only destroy a local system before let ihe new one spread around.
>>52430061
>Stupid Liberals
kek, im not a liberal i'm actually pretty conservative. mexico is more conservative. 90% catholic, whites/fair skinned people are given preferential treatment, overrepresented in media, money buys you a better life, etc
>>52429986
is there an "anyone but them" option?
>>52430069
sounds like a good lad
>>52430196
if you're a fag
>>52430241
m8, theyre all hideous
>>52430173
That's all incorrect.
whatever makes you feel better, I guess
>>52430241
Those chicks are gross dude
The one on the left is meh but it kinda looks like she's got a mustache,
>>52422697
Chihuahuas are qt, uezs.
>>52430097
Trump's the anti christian, illuminati and orthodox jew people's champion
Putin went the same way after the Zionists and the other reptilians tried to fuck with him.
so they'd be on the same team, just think about it.
>>52430173
>mexico is more conservative. 90% catholic, whites/fair skinned people are given preferential treatment, overrepresented in media, money buys you a better life, etc
>>52430241
aren't they guys? they all look like they have some stubble
>>52430173
memes galore
>>52430382
I don't know, I just made that all up. But I see where this country is heading and I am not going to be a part of it.
>>52430373
if Trump survives to his presidency...
>>52430432
They look Indian or Turkish so that's expected.
>>52430458
>But I see where this country is heading
Are you one of those people who believe the cuck memes represent reality?
>>52430581
Reported to the EU for racism.
>>52430553
nigga will be fine, he can into countermeasures
>>52430581
>>52430137
>>52430009
>>52429696
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1ST WORST ENEMY POSTING IN MY /CUM/.......SHIT!!!!! this general is becoming more shit everyday
>>52430719
new Star Wars movie is great. fuck jedis
4 and a half camel ciga out of ten
Where's kazak bro?
>>52430619
>>52430619
Not him but this incoming generation of youth are pretty fucked up in the head.
I'll blame feminism for that.
>>52430827
here
stop posting this filthy flag with this commie star
it triggers me
>eat burger
>sister tells me the meat has spoiled and asked where I got the beef
>ive been shitting fire all morning
rip lads
>>52430901
enjoy being a hopeless hellhole like mexico haha
>>52430797
it was bretty good, but i also like the OP jesus like jedis dancing with lightsabers Tbh
one of the things of being a normie is that you can enjoy things for what they are
Good day today lads
>>52430797
out of 5*
>>52430719
s-sorry
>>52430902
As long as it tasted good who cares. If you don't got anywhere to be diarrhoea isn't a big deal.
>>52430901
>triggered by mexico
poor form
>>52430931
no
Kazakhstan will outlive Russia
>>52431040
It burns anon, my asshole is feeling the flames of rotten meat and my roommates homemade hot sauce
>>52431040
>diarrhoea isn't a big deal
fuck you
its relative to the severity
bad beef is rough on the leather cheerio
>>52431072
in the another thread you were telling me that kazakhstan was poor and that burgers were expensive as fuck
>>52431023
Ignore the autist.
How's life in Rotterdam?
I've always wanted to visit The Hague desu
>>52431063
"commieboo" mexico
oh the weather outside is frightful
>>52430902
RIP
>>52431111
>It burns anon, my asshole is feeling the flames of rotten meat and my roommates homemade hot sauce
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52431128
may be but
oh Tengri
my english still so poor to explain you what I wanted to say
>>52431224
well i do not care if you hate russia, you are still being an honorable member of /cum/
>>52431137
there's always a mexican trying to trigger
there's always anime posters responding to eachother in moespeak
and always creepshot and CIA lurk in the shadows, scheming in the depths of their autism
>gotta get used to it
>it's a shit general but it's our general
>>52431111
thats what im talkin about anon
>relentless spice poops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLyE0N_wi08
Bought a Pizza at the Kebab store earlier.
He asked if I wanted garlic sauce on top, I said sure.
Worst pizza of my life, tasted like shit.
Song unrelated but a real banger.
>>52431276
>worst girl is a sloot and in cahoots with putin
not surprised
>>52431276
>>52431323
fuck off reifag
>>52431280
Garlic is pretty good on pizza desu.
Have you guys had your daily burger yet?
It's getting late and I'm hungry
>>52431280
>pizza from non-pizza distributores
>tfw no gf from an ex-soviet republic
>>52431280
>garlic sauce
not sure what to think about that lemme youtube the recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPTKRdti_kY
it looks ok lad
>>52431133
It's not as bad as the rest of the country has you believe, plenty of things to see and do if you stay north of the river.
>>52431386
rei is literal perfection. Asuka a shit
You find the ultimate weapon- Tesla's ray gun. You can either give it to Palestinian terrorists or Israeli tyrants. Who gets it?
>You aren't allowed to keep it for the US/Europa which is what we all would really do
>>52431355
i'll del you
>>52431442
>tfw no handg-n from an ex-soviet republic
>>52431486
>autistic
>best girl
"no"
*farts*
>>52430015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS4JWJYzVg8
>>52431449
What's wrong with southern Rotterdam?
>>52431442
>you will never liberate your crimean waifu from the clutches of communism
>>52431513
girls from ex-soviet republics are sexy
>>52431266
>and always creepshot and CIA lurk in the shadows, scheming in the depths of their autism
is creepshot LeMonopoly, etc etc?
>>52431534
she's not autistic. She's just emotionally scarred
meanwhile asuka is a bitch, a slut, and has mommy issues
>>52431583
yes
>>52431583
Yeah.
Those were dark times, every thread had at least 20+ gib gf posts.
>>52431572
they do not want to get liberated by you
>went to gun show today
>saw at least 10 things I wanted
>NEET with no promise of ever obtaining any wealth
welp
>>52430619
>Are you one of those people who believe the cuck memes represent reality?
No, I dont base my beliefs on 4chan memes, I base on what I see in this fucking country. And it's sickening.
>>52431580
oh?
>>52431647
>a slut
She's a virgin, checkmate.
>tfw no thick jewess gf
What the fuck
>>52431583
I dont think he was autistic