First they came for the Canadians, and I did not speak out, because I was not a fucking leaf.
Then they came for the Indians, and I did not speak out, because I took my poo to the loo.
Then they came for the Portuguese, and I did not speak out, because I was not Alberto Barbosa.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.
>>52404087
Singapore talkarich.
>>52404087
Singapoor
>because I was not Alberto Barbosa
t. Alberto Barbosa
Then they went swimming and never came back.
>>52404355
>>52404087
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
Who is next? I know a country with great butthurt potential but I don't want to be a jerk.
>>52404432
This one's for (You)
>>52404087
Shh. You're just going to make us the next meme
>>52404500
TELL US is it the U.S. cause we already knew that.
>>52404087
>>52404561
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
AND DROP THE CHEWING GUM
NO ONE NEEDS TO GET HURT
>NO
>FUCKING
>GUM
>>52404607
>>52404613
I LITERALLY have chewing gum on my table here
>>52404648
PUT IT DOWN, STEP AWAY FROM THE TABLE AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP
>>52404607
I like how Singapore whips people into obedience of the Law, but how are they standing in regards of womans rights and birth rate?
Just what kind of banter can you dish out against Singapore? It's literally a better cunt than Australia.
There are reasons they never go after Norway or Switzerland.
>>52404713
>womans rights
They can have gay sex, we can't. So... they're better off.
>birth rate
Completely fucked (fertility rate around 1.3 I believe). Much worse than you guys.
Nearly half the population are (recent) immigrants and the government wants to increase the number such that the entire population numbers 6.9 million.
>>52404743
Fuck Singapore, I'll move out once I get the chance.
>>52404792
Shit.
Why can't sucessfull countries not work on making babbies?
Shit sucks.
>>52404743
>paint a panel in Singapore
>get news coverage
or public whipping...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcNVmrisGc
>>52404906
This kind of shit is exactly why I hate this place.
Plus, the language.
The Poles are pretty good at handling bantz I'll give them that
>>52404906
He speaks awesome english.
>>52404886
Aye my German brother
>>52404934
chibai u think u better than us issit? knn!
Seriously tho it's a shithole here
>>52404940
Try living in a patch of land between Germany and Russia, and between Sweden, Tatars and Turks
You develop a sense of banter when you disappear from the maps every now and then, but still manage to rise up from the ashes
>>52404959
Newscasters here speak like that. It's the best you can get out of the Singaporean accent tbqh.
>>52405010
Fuck Singlish. Especially when it's typed out. Cringeworthy as fuck, and it doesn't sound good in real life in the first place.
>>52405017
>>52404940
I actually like Polands inlive Banter also, but people have to realise there will be follow up Bants on /int and on the political stage also.
>>52404940
Posting what an Aussie posted some time ago
>>52405172
>kill 2 million
>call it bants
>get thrown out of your native lands
>don't recognise this as bants
>>52404087
>muslim Pooland
or
>Slingapoo
That is the question.
>>52405248
Well, no harm done. Eh?
Everyone else lost too, so it feels ok.
>Except for the USA.
>>52405323
I'm fine with it
You are always represented in our government, no matter how many Germans actually live in Poland. You can also move in here without any problems, you can speak German and have kids learn in German in schools.
For WW2 damage, we drain so much money out of EU that I'm fully fine with it. The best part is that traitors and cowards bongs and frogs pay us too
>USA
W-well, they're funny sometimes, aren't they?
>>52405439
Yes.Yes they are.
I am also working with a lot of polish.
Didn't know there were special arrangements for germans in Poland, pretty decent of you.
>>52405958
There are, you're the largest minority and we assimilated a lot of your lands while still wanting our Lwów, so it seemed fair to do at least the absolute minimum.
>>52406034
Hmhm.
Half of my family is from prussia too, sounds nice.
We also have a lot pf polish here who came in the 1700s to mine coal.
