Australia has the second best HDI rating in the world. And it would totally be a paradise on earth to live in, if only not for a few details...
>housing bubble
>desert climate
>low population density, no chance to get a gf
>Internet is owned by Telstra which makes very bad decisions
>remoteness of Australia will make any ping bad but using copper cables is a joke
>abos huff petrol
>national sorry day
>leftists literally everywhere, not only in Melbourne
>chinks are a large percent of a population, there are many muslims too
>country stagnates
>tramp stamp on the flag for no national identity
>despite all the chinks, muslims, leftists and abos, the cuisine and alcohol still crawl on Anglo level of development
>>52403813
And now, we wait.
>>52403883
I kinda miss the times when we were wealthy enough to afford quality bait that the pray will happily chew on, but this'll have to do, at least it's not 3am there this time and the post makes a few points
Can't wait for them to load up
List of Indonesian achievements and noteworthy culture:
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>>52404091
That is Poland you fucking dolt.
>>52403813
>>52403883
>>52403991
Hello possums!
>>52404132
calm down angry kiwi
>>52404091
>American flag education
>>52404132
lol maybe poland should be more creative in their flag designs then
>>52404132
It's a joke about their flag you muppet
>>52404182
>lol
>>>/reddit/
>>52404182
maybe you should just have more cognition
>>52404203
thanks for the pepe
>>52404203
i use lol unironically all the time
you can't stop me
>>52404193
yeah a KC "joke" aka "german humour" ran to the ground by reddit
>>52404182
It was a fucking 10th century, what do you expect? A country logo? We needed two or three colours to make lots of pieces of cloth in these colours and hang them from polearms so enemies would notice, that's all
The fact that's simpler in design than a fucking tricolour brings that problem that lots of countries got the same brilliant idea
>>52404091
We created antiaustralian banter
>>52404156
Shazza pls
>>52403813
That's not the full list
Allow me
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>52404352
This isn't stalemate
This is stale, mate
>>52404352
I want to move to aus now
Why would anyone from a first world country outside of Europe want to live in Poland?
This vexes me.
>>52404352
>>52404352
Are these threads /auspol/ generals?
>>52404430
What for? To prove you're not a poofter?
Let me invite you to my old commieblock neighbourhood then
>>52404447
>outside of Europe
Muh heritage Americans, and that's probably it. Unless you find a Polish gf and realize that you're the kind of specialist that can get a first world salary in Poland that allows you both to live like monarchy - which, you might be surprised, happens.
>>52404471
One should always be up
I work at nights and I woke up early for you since your prime time is ours 8am-12pm so I suggest you appreciate the effort
>>52404539
>What for? To prove you're not a poofter?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
IT ENDS WITH A FUCKING "A"
POOF-TA!
STOP ENDING IT WITH AN "ER"
Can't we just pronounce "poofter" with a neanderthal-tier "r" in the end, like Americans do? I bet this would trigger the shit out of any Aussie
>be poland
>get annexed by the russians
>>52404815
>be russian
>get killed by Polish militants
>get revolution'd by Lenin who lost the war to Poland
>get civil war'd
>get stalin'd
>get ww2'd
>be an empire
>empire collapses
>get yeltsin'd
>get putin'd
>still no gf
>>52404956
u mad?
Least we're still a democracy
>>52404956
>still no gf
Inetrnational standard of living. Yay.
>>52404982
Of course I'm mad, I'm Polish
Who the hell do you think you are?
>>52405018
I read "latency" instead of "democracy" for a moment AHAHAHAHAH
>>52405028
No, it's your inability to get out of the computer and get a girlfriend.
>>52405018
not really
>>52405130
Compared to the rest of the world =yes
Half of europe has gone full retard, the other half is now a pseudo caliphate and most of asia wouldn't know how to vote
England gave up and became muslims
That just sort of leaves the yanks, canadians and us
>>52405080
>your inability to get out of the computer
But I can, ha-ha. It's just impossible to leave the house.
>>52405343
Why?
>>52405465
because he lives in russia.
>>52405509
In Russia, computer uses you
I never understood why the immense level of Polish butthurt got channeled to Australia
>internet is owned by Kekstra
>>52405625
Fuck off. have your balls even dropped yet?
>>52405509
So what? I've been to Russia. Girls are as pretty as ours*, but the difference is their girls are really getting romantic over nothing while ours are nasty cunts
*except Russian girls can get bretty massive, like American football players
>>52405639
It didn't, it's one or two posters on guard all the time while the rest of Poles don't give a flying fuck about the Goonsackland
>being butthurt about every single thing in this world that is better than Poland
O B S E S S E D
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>>52403813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69wQsfrbSU
>>52405707
Lick me, sheila
>>52403813
and we still somehow have the second highest hdi in the world despite all those terrible things
living anywhere else must literally be hell on earth
>>52404392
underrated post t b q h
>>52405772
>and we still somehow have the second highest hdi in the world despite all those terrible things
>and I still have 10,000,000 dollarydoos on my account despite being a complete, lonely cripple
WORTH IT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
honest question poles
did you just find out this year that we have shitty internet?
>>52405928
I know, I wonder what took them so long?
>>52405928
Original pingpole here, I'm present at all times.
Yeah, this year, a few months ago I think. Let me post my original declaration of war, it was a good thread.
>>52405974
Before that I tried to roast Canadians with daily "You can only post ITT if your country is relevant at least on a regional level". That war we lost completely, Canadians are dull fucks that won't respond
Unlike you
>>52405922
jokes on you mate you live in poland
>>52406014
SO WE ARE EXCITING AND FUN
HAHA FUCK YOU CANADA
>>52406095
ON THAT ONE I CAN AGREE
FUCK MAPLENIGGERS
>>52406014
that was a good day
>>52406014
>19KB
