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Anus
>Thinking about all those hymens and prime jp pussy being penetrated by Argentinians
>>52400315
Savages
>>52400282
おつ
まゆゆ、よくこんな古いの知ってんな
>>52400315
Were these troublemaking Argentinians already living in Japan, or did they just come for the football?
has happened any crime with the fans of River Plate?
>>52400315
please translate
>>52400377
For football.
>>52400384
they robbed beer
>>52400396
that's not that bad then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQHbvBJxZO8
>>52400282
otu
Don't you think Enter the Void is the most unrealistic portrayal of Japanese police ever?
They would never pull their guns, let alone shoot someone through a closed toilet door lmao.
自動詞他動詞
>>52400464
じゃないちゃん!久しぶり!
今年も冬コミ行くの?
>>52400490
いいえ、この休みのあいだに私は本当に急いでいるからです
ワクワクするのことをやるつもりです
>>52400447
pseudo japan experte verpiss dich doch einfach und schau weiter animes
dein rosetta stone kurs wird dir nicht viel nützen um japanische mädels aufzureißen
du bist ein nichts dort wie hier
ich empfehle dir erst mal ein wenig mehr über das land japan und seine sprache zu erfahren
ein profitip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ob9kvvwy_g
außerdem solltest du endlich aufhören animes zu lesen und mal deinen penis auspacken und ein paar weiber beglücken junge
>>52400518
ああ、そうなんだ。
まあ、冬はコタツに入ってみかん食べようよ。
またねー
>>52400315
>mfe they hear about a "big convention for hentai"(comiket) and go to It
>I have no face
>>52400536
>t. Kimuchi man
>>52400571
hab trotzdem längere beziehungen geführt als du
dein gelbfibrigen penis will in japan kein weib sehen
広島2-1広州
広島県民世界三位おめ
>>52400384
yes.
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2015/12/17/osaka-police-foreign-soccer-fans-assaulted-convenience-store-employees/
Can we all agree that there is no sport with a more retarded fan base than football?
>>52400643
Implying its not handegg
>>52400643
You're clearly not familiar with the curling hooligan scene.
>>52400629
Are we going to be culturally enriched when the Olympics rolls around?
Whats the chances of rape?
>>52400603
und wie oft warst du schon in Japan?
>>52400790
wie oft warst du schon in Korea?
>t. :^)
>>52400779
stay inside
↑一体何が書かれているんだ
>>52400811
seit ich 18 bin jedes Jahr uezs
im Gegensatz zu dir und anderen verfickten gelbfieber anime wichsern bekomm ich mein arsch hoch und arbeite für meine ziele
>>52400885
>t. meine Eltern bezahlen mir meine Jungfräulichkeit
>>52400856
There is only two countries i don't want to take advise on forginers
You and germany
>>52400905
eigentlich nicht uezs alles mit 450 basis verdient neben der schule
nur weil es bei dir so ist und du nie die eier haben wirst deine füße auch nur ein paar kilometer außerhalb von tokyo und osaka zu setzen tut mir dein bedauerliches leben leid
>>52400969
>neben der schule
>t. 18 1/2
>>52400961
This.
>>52400977
du hast wohl noch nie was von beruflichen gymnasien gehört?
gibts wohl in den neuen bundesländern nicht..
>>52401028
>t. Schwabe
>When you wake up on Saitama's day with 4 hours of sleep
>>52401062
Fuck you weeb
>>52400868
ガチドイツ民vsエラドイチョンの戦い
>>52401061
ein schwabe der das 3-fache von deinem gehalt verdienen wird
How are those in your country that believe in unilateral Japanese military action viewed?
For instance if someone suggested that Japan should build up their military without consulting with its allies, how would people view them?
>>52401074
>Doesn't learn Jap
>Only anime I watch
>No Yellow fever
>Weeb
>>52401098
Kannst du dann nach Korea ziehen?
>t. Industriekaufmann
>>52401123
you're a bigger weeb than that finnish loser that watches anime 24/7
>>52401137
ne will ich aber gar nicht
ich hab schon durch beziehungen eine stelle
werd in korea studieren und nach 2,3 vielleicht auch 4 jahren zurück kommen oder nach kanada ziehen
schon scheiße wenn man den ganzen tag nur animes schaut und weiß dass man nie so gut dran sein wird wie ich.,,
>>52401207
Und wenn du dich ganz arg verliebst?
Dann kannst du auch dort heiraten oder?
>>52401245
lel heiraten
ich bin kein normie du weeb abschaum
Why are half japanese girls such sex demons?
whatever but you like them don't you?
>>52401393
Part of me does for sure. The rest of me it depends on the person.
こんにちは、日本語スレ
大学卒業後、心が空っぽになってしまった
童貞卒業まだ待っている
みんな、最近元気ですか?日本のニュースをあまりフォローしてなくて、何か特別なあったか?
>>52401417
サッカーの応援で来日したアルゼンチン人が日本で暴れている
大学卒業おめでとう
就職するの?
Is this actually a sport in Japan
>>52401464
そうなの、あまりスポーツに興味ないから聞いてなかった。日本の平和が壊されるのは嫌だ
ありがとう
1月に首都圏に引っ越して、仕事を始める
>when I buy the Trojan Magnum at 7/11
>>52401417
おめでとう、Spurdo
>>52401417
チョンチャンハン
>>52401147
>you're a bigger weeb than that finnish loser that watches anime 24/7
いったい何・・・
>>52401644
最近ここによく来るぞい子好きのフィンランド人のことを言ってると思う。
Are there any good Japanese youtubers with mostly Japanese content and very little English?
バルセロナの勝ちだろう
でも、アルゼンチンサポーターは勝っても負けても暴れそう
>>52401689
jetdaisuke
>>52401690
スクランブル交差点がやばいと言われてるね
>>52400961
okay go outside and get raped then
>>52401580
Is that Aibon?
>>52401744
hai ^_^
>>52401723
Have you been outside today?
>>52401417
なんで大学生のうちに彼女をつくらなかったんだ
>>52401720
まじで?
これから渋谷行こうと思ってたんだけどやだなぁ
今年のクリスマスも童貞として過ごす
>>52401723
The sweed types within his locked cuckshed while Muhammad finishes off inside his daughter
>>52401767
No, the klock is 11 and jag spelar dota
I måste go ut soon dock för jag must go till ICA
>>52401712
Thanks anon
>>52401689
Why youtube and not nico?
>>52401771
もしアルゼンチンの暴徒に遭遇したら写メとって日本語スレにうpしてよw
>>52401821
sWEED
you know it
where is japanese mma fighters
where is spirit of the samurai
>>52401824
That is bra, kom ihåg that you måste gå out 時々är
>>52401830
I haven't made an account yet. Also I thought that nico was mainly gaming-focused.
>>52401856
DEEP JEWELS
What meme is this? How come only anime girls are depicted doing this?
The weather is hot in the west as well but I have never seen any mention of doing this in our popular culture
>>52401876
skrev du nyss desu på svenska? top kerk
>>52401842
ただの買い物だから行き先変えるよww
そういえばサッカーでスクランブルが祭りになるのは恒例だったわな
>>52401937
鮫
lel
when show wrestling turns into a real fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWEAuTYrSM
fun starts at 6:50
>>52401997
du kan va lapp
>>52401769
工業大学だから
>>52402167
man1
さめ -> Haj -> Hai -> Ja
Om vi satt fast i en sådan där klurar labyrint så skulle jag inte lita på dig att klura ut frågorna
doumo arigatou mister roboto
>>52402185
あ〜……
>>52401795
>2015
>Christmas
>still relevant
>>52402270
du kan ju inte next levela och köra japaleno -> svenska -> japaleno
Today is the 18th birthday of that chick from Babymetal
loads (lel) of pathetic cum tributes by white weeaboos incoming
葉っぱを吸ったことがあります
>>52401689
Any more?
>>52402927
Do you mean weed? How was it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
>>52402924
Is baby metal popular?
またTakahiroっぽいのが糞スレ乱立させてるけど
今祭りになってる大澤直人みたいなネット界の邪神に
比べれば雑魚なんだろうな
>>52403049
yes among overweight, white western pedohiles that think babymetal are revolutionising metal music by ripping off metallica riffs and sexualising minors
ワニだったらよかったのに
>>52403122
k...
賑やかになってほしい
Why is this German love korea while staying Japanese thread?
Why don't make korea thread already?
He remind me peru...
>>52403122
>Fun? Not on my watch!
猫舌で
熱いコーヒー
苦しい
>>52403244
いいんじゃない?
あいつまで追い出すと無人になる一歩だよ。
>>52403261
あ、失敗した
五七五ではなく五七四になった
>>52403244
because most korean lovers on the internet are total idiots that only fantasize about plastic girls and living in seoul to listen to k-pop
I hate them so I stay here because you like Japan which is similar but I don't have to deal with stupid idiots insulting my favorite country with their arrogance and ignorance towards its real culture
Japanese level test: http://strawpoll.me/6315728
>>52403244
Report and ingnore, you shit.
Why can't you do such a simple act.
>>52403321
「苦しいよ」なら良さそう
>>52403434
What exactly do you psychos report the German koreaboo for? He doesn't break any rules by liking Korea you autists.
>>52403329
>I hate them
There is alot of retard posters in Japanese thread too.plus many anti-korea posters too...
you should make korean thread and taking about korea's real culture in there.
you would be hero in there.
>>52403434
馬鹿発見
>>52403465
「苦しいや」もいいんですか?
俺は引力に背いている男根の持ち主です。
>>52403102
ここの「はえた」&「パンツ屋」ペアも大澤直人だったりして・・・
毎日昼弁当買ってるんだけど、ビルに売りに来る叔母ちゃんから350円で買ってるんだけど。
でも野菜不足を感じる…サラダって寒い日食べる気しないんだよな〜〜。
みんなはお昼どーしてる?
>>52403627
いいと思います
自分はそっちの方が好きかも
>>52403329
>my favorite country
>Kimchi
>plastic surgery
>sucking Chinese cock
what else is there?
lmao
>>52403758
野菜なら割りばしも食え。もったいないし
木でできてるからいいと思う
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpCl706LKI
Who /suicidalsunday/ here?
>>52403858
ふざけんな^ ^
>>52403821
things you will never understand because you get all your information about other cultures and countries on the internet
good luck in Japan lel
>>52403904
Forgot two sorry, sex worker exports and Samsung.
>>52403904
>because you get all your information about other cultures and countries on the internet
its same goes for you.
you believe all bad internet rumor about Japan.
you can't even buy mirror?
>>52403821
>pretending to be jap.
>>52403978
It's all the E. Coli from Kimchi polluting his brain.
>>52403996
>culture so irrelevant they need to pretend to be Japanese
>implying ANYONE would want their name in HanKEK
>>52403978
lel what. I never said anything negative about Japan itt
>>52404014
Neubiene lass es einfach. Die "gags" der anderen klauen und auf der anti-korea welle mitschwimmen ist weder witzig noch originell
Es sind nur 2 Deutsche hier erlaubt und du gehörst nicht dazu
>Koreans
>>52403996
Chinese pretend to be Japanese
>Ni hao. You want sushi?
>>52404070
>never say negative about Japan
>>52404112
und Daniela Katzenberger und Cindy aus Marzahn sind stellvertretend für alle deutschen Frauen...
>First World Country
I had a magic moment today. I guessed the reading of a Kanji correctly. I know the word 併設 so when I saw 併せる I was able to read it without even thinking as あわせる
>>52403996
>>52404198
I actually tried some dog stew while in Korea
I didn't taste any difference to other meat
Why only love the animals that are cute but eat others? lel idiotic
Dog is only eaten on 2 or 3 days in summer by older people
I wonder what Indians think when you eat your 2kg beef steak you bough for 0,50€
>>52404349
>only eaten 2 or 3 days in summer
>by older people
>2kg
>50cent
>poop wine
>>52404349
>2kg beef steak you bough for 0,50€
Is this the halal price?
>>52404198
doge...( i _ i )
柴犬みたいに見える…。一体どういう気持ちで仲間の死体を見てるんだろうか。
>>52404339
that is quite expensive
>>52404198
>Hebrew
What have the Jews been up to now?
>>52404424
>柴犬みたいに見える…。一体どういう気持ちで仲間の死体を見てるんだろうか。
IDK ask the Chinese how they felt in Nanjing m8
> I never said anything negative about Japan itt
> I never said anything negative about Japan itt
> I never said anything negative about Japan
>>52404339
ベーコンとチーズをはさんだパンと、ソフトドリンクと、クッキーで10ユーロ?!
>>52403758
ほっともっとで100円のサラダ買ってる
もしくはセブンで150円のサラダも買う。
それでも喫煙者なので、ビタミンC不足になりがちで、20代にして結果頭には白髪がわんさかと。
The german is literally a shitposter
>>52404523
it's true
I never write about Japan here anyway
sometimes I post japanese music but that's it
He is a Korean immigrant t b q h
>>52404587
やっぱサラダしかないか。
てっとり早いしね〜。
>>52404638
emigrant?
>>52404618
pls leave and make Korea thread.
I swear we don't shitposting in ur Korea thrdad.
>>52404668
If that person had been a Korean flag and not a Japanese one you would have been correct. Or was that a clever joke?
>>52404744
he can't because korea threads will attract koreaboos whereas he is the only real korea connoisseur, a cultural enthusiast with deep understanding of the country and society
he just can't get laid for shit tho so he's kinda depressed
>>52404793
what are you talking about. the first part is true
but I can get laid. Next summer when I'm in Korea again I will have some sex.
Sex is not important anymore to me since my first relationship with 16 desu
I want a real relationship with a korean girl of course with sex but also all the other thing like her slapping me
>>52404772
ごめん、あまり堪能でなくて
つまり、韓国人でドイツへ移住した人はなんて呼べばいいんだ?
自国から日本へ来た人を日本人から見てimmigrant
自国から他の国へ行く人をemigrantっていう解釈だったのだけれど
>>52404958
>Sex is not important anymore to me since I'm not able to get laid and if a girl rides on my dick I go limp due to grip of death
fixed that for you
Was studiert ihr den so?
>>52404958
>dem Asiatinnenjuden in den Leim flutschen
>>52404958
Komm Felix, zurück in den echten Faden mit dir
>>52404958
Hey, Mann. Lass das. Hör auf und lösch das
ahaha gooks
>>52405198
Japanologie an der Universität Düsseldorf.
>>52404958
bitte geh :(
du kannst doch auch bei uns scheiße pfostieren
>>52405148
that's not how death grips work man
I think you should actually sleep with a woman before posting about sex
Damn, I'd rather have Stefano and his weird posts about that YeYe chick than this idiot in this thread
>>52404958
Kevin, deine Präsenz stört unsere besten Alliierten. Komm zurück in den Heimatsfaden.
ist das der neue /deutsch/e Faden?
>>52405333
>that's not how
>you should actually
look who's talking lmao
>>52405047
そんな時はX immigrant to Yで曖昧さ回避できる
ちょっぴり重い文章けどね
>>52405337
Lel, deutsch aka lachschon reposts
ne danke
Ich bin in dem Faden schon seit nem Jahr bald, du Neubiene hier und deine Winkler Jugend könnt euch verpissen
Loide, ich glaube dass dieser Faden jetzt Teil des Reiches ist.
Doppelte entscheiden, was wir zur Feier des Tages essen.
SO A JAP SAID WE SHOULD COME HERE :_D
Postet deutsch maymays ujmgezs
![FileydtsU50831034929[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/69U9wYe.jpg "FileydtsU50831034929[1].jpg")
>yesterday told a Japanese lad to not eat too much sweets
>mfw today baked and ate a whole pie
>>52405396
>>52404958
>>52405420
SCHEISS POSTS PETER
>>52405420
Reimu ugezs
thanks for the sushi
Where is the emergency flame thrower?
>>52405420
was studiert ihr denn so?
>>52405445
>Frank"""""reich"""""
>>52405420
Wir /deutsch/ jetzt.
>>52405473
Japanologie in Düsseldorg
あれ、ドイツ語スレ…………?
>>52405487
ebin :DDD
>>52405506
a jap posted in the german general and asked us to come here
friends help friends
>sei ich
>mache VWL
>Pigou-Steuer kommt auf
>mgw WAITO PIGGU GO HOMU
Damn, it looks like /deutsch/ still has their lame stolen memes (lachschon ahoiii) and their boring ones
The first guy that used the ryan gosling mem in both the deutsch and jap thread was me
Back then the deutsch thread was allright
Then after the Austrian elections the thread was filled with 16 year old normies that think 4chan is deep weeb and reposting lame german memes is funny
lel fuck off
>>52405506
Ja, wir wurden gebeten hier einzufallen.
Siehe>>52405056
Japan ist ab sofort Reichsprotektorat.
Frag mich was der Japananon der um Hilfe gebeten hat grad denkt.
Post jung frauen.
>>52405559
ja woazn
>>52405579
Er verzweifelt gerade, möchte ich meinen.
>>52405593
>>52405506
And a ching chong nip nong to you.
>>52405544
But we have German shitposter already
Meine Damen und Herren, der Faden ist geschlossen.
Und Sie werden alle in ein Arbeitslager deportiert.
>>52405506
本当にドイツ人かわからないけどねw
thank you German bros for helping.
Japanese thread turn into peaceful thread...
Japanese thread is my only posting able thread on 4chan.danke.
>>52405615
es ist /Deutsch/land hier Marine
>>52405656
Zu jung
ZU JUNG
>>52405661
Nichts zu danken, Japan.
ドイツ語わかるのですか?
せめて英語で話してくれよ
Die Japaner wollten damals bei unserem Marsprogramm nicht mitmachen.
>>52405704
She might be a child but her feet have already evolved in full bloom.
Have never seen such perfect feet on a young girl before, wonder how old she is now.
Wir lieben Muschis.
>>52405715
>Englisch
>Nicht die Deutsche Herrenzunge sprechen wollen
Ich habe mehr von dir erwartet.
Ab ins Brausebad mit dir.
>>52405732
Wer denn auch nicht?
>>52405732
Sicher?
Bonjour le Japon.
>>52400282
また、旧いものを。
>>52400464
日本の国文法では、あまり強く意識しないが、一定の法則性がある。
>>52400518
>ワクワクするのことをやるつもりです
>>52400643
最近、あまりサッカーは見ないな。アルゼンチン人が道頓堀で暴れた。
>>52401417
>>52401795
まだ、童貞が治ってない?
>>52401932
いや、実際、中学の時、夏の暑い時に女の子がスカートをバタバタしているのを見たことがある。
>>52405709
no, I can't.
but one Japanese poster can into German language.
Ich liebe deutsche Frauen.
>>52405840
bist du a fescher Neger mit langem Schwanz?
Why do Korean love Japan so much?
>>52405661
なんでドイツ人呼んできたか理由がわからないんだけど………
どうして?
>>52405823
じゃ、ドイツ語を勉強していけ
僕だって、少くし日本語わかる
>>52405763
Der Perser ist hier
>A Jap went to the German thread and asked them to come here to remove that one German who loves Korea. This thread has now become a German thread.
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
du hast mich gefragt
Du
Zeig mir deine Muschi.
Germania erwache!
Anschluss der verlorenen Ostgebiete und Österreichs wann?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHHxc5x6PjY
>>52403261
死ぬな。
>>52403321
>>52403627
俳句のつもりだったのか?
猫舌に
熱いコーヒー
苦しいな
↓
俳句には季語が必要 クリスマスを季語にして
例;
クリスマス
一人コーヒー
ほろ苦い(にがい)
>>52405383
そうでもないかな。
在日朝鮮人も色々訳しているけど、どういう訳が一番良いだろうか?
Permanent ethnic Korean residents of Japan
というようにresidentを通常使うようだが。
>>52405939
>>52405950
>>52405997I
n this thread, please post replies in English or Japanese.
>>52406187
*In this thread, please post replies in English or Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXoXExlDlg
>>52406187
>Englisch
Ich werde nicht die Sprache der Besatzer anerkennen.
そして、ぼくにほんごつかった
Dementsprechend hast du keinen Grund dich zu beschweren.
Guys I'm in love with my senpai
What do?
何がしたかったのかわからない
本当に
>>52406271
Kokuhaku deine Liebe uezs
Thema Musik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fici8LcK5so
>>52405901
>>52406292
荒らしには新しい荒らしを
>>52406125
This thread need Italy.
>>52406525
Perché Italia?
>>52406187
fuck off pedo pantsushit
>>52406292
あのキムチを引き取って欲しかったんじゃないの?
>>52406271
>What do?
Notice me instead
... and then she whipped out her dick
>>52406853
I want to suck the limp cock of a top-tier looking Japanese New-Half.
>>52406271
>what do
Do normies like AKB48 there or just idolfags?
>>52407015
idolfags
>>52407075
I was going to ask an actual Japanese, though.
>>52406245
>Dementsprechend hast du keinen Grund dich zu beschweren.
Ich habe verstanden, was Sie sagen wollen.
Wir müssen eine militärische Verbindung ohne Italien bilden.
>>52406775
中学生はペドじゃない。
>>52406971
黒猫やん。
>>52407015
some idolfags
>>52407091
i am
>>52407155
アニソンは好きですか?
>>52406776
そんなんじゃ無理でしょー
>>52407015
Yes sadly ;_;
Death to AKB.
>>52407256
What's wrong with them?
>>52407256
Yo
Sup bro?
>>52407295
Everything
