>Be Australian
>Be abo and British criminal mix
>Soon to be Chinese clay
>There is nothing better to do in my jail island so I surf the webz
>Try to download a picture
>Since I’m going to be waiting for the next 2 hours, I’m going to shitpost in a Brazilian banana peeling forum, the only thing we are known for
>Still crying because my yunkie cousin got burned in Mexico
>”hurr durr we wuz inventors and shiet” I mutter, while trying to hop on the British dick
>”we wuz first world and shit” I post with a smug smile without taking into account the tiny amount of people my government needs to protect in this huge empty underdeveloped desert in the middle of nowhere
>”That will show them” I think for myself, “Australia is now important because of this”
>Finally decide to go to work
>Make a run to my designated kangaroo vehicle before the Emu destroys my ass again
>Barely avoid being eaten or poisoned by perry the platypus and a koala
>Start filming a documentary about wildlife
>Get killed by a stingray in front of my family
This is you, Steve Irwin, the most important Australian to ever live.
>Mexican banter
Absolutely ruthless breh
>Americans populated and developed desert areas like southern Arizona
>Australian subhumans can't develop their outback
>>52390030
We did populate it.
We put all the abos there.
>>52390030
Our deserts have some rivers and underground water sources. Id be surprised if most of the Outback got any rain more then once a year.
>be Mexican
>get shot
>>52390030
Australian outback literally melts tarmack its so hot
>>52391209
Speaking of heat, why is most of Australia's population on the west coast when the east coast would be cooler due to the ocean gyres? I always see them complaining about heat and humidity, but near a cold ocean current it's usually cooler + less humid because cold water evaporates less.
>>52391354
less rainfall on the west coast
it's just as hot (only cool place is around Perth and below)
and we landed on the east, so our settlements grew from there
>>52391354
There's a reason all those ships that landed on the west coast deemed the land unfit for settlement and left.
You mixed your east and west by the way.
>>52391680
Yeah, I just realized I mixed up east and west.
>australia
>be australian
>literally part of the wildlife
THIS IS NOT MADE UP
>>52389546
>tfw a fucking prison colony has the 2nd highest hdi in the world
are you even trying, rest of the world?
>>52391209
Death Valley National Park has been repeatedly measured as the hottest place on earth.
>Be Mexican
>Cross the US boarder
>get in America and buy some cheap shit
>get shot
you got us hermano' jjajajajaja
>>52396494
As if that accounts for the majority of the region? Let alone state...
Is it actually possible for Americans to make an intelligent comment and not just try to one up people
>>52392945
>Jose trying to joke about internet speed
>>52389546
Tell me, what has Mexico built, invented or achieved since becoming a country??
> corruption
> cartels
> more beheadings and mass graves then Isis
> air pollution
> urban AND rural poverty
>>52400577
nachos
>>52400592
The pinnacle of Mexican culture and cuisine
>>52399885
Some ausie posted this here. That data must be old, lowest internet Speed is now around 5-7 mb
>>52400577
More than Australia actually.
>>52400725
Name some then.....
>>52400783
Contraceptive pill.
>>52399885
>Slowstralia in charge of being better than France
>>52400823
>slowstralia
>>52399885
Our internet is free though. The faster one costs but if you have no money you can have it free but slow.
>be mexican
>inconsistent supply of water
>daily beheadings sponsored by the cartel
>everyone is corrupted
>rubbish everywhere
>stray dogs everywhere
>rude drivers
>unsanitary food handling practices
>literally burn their rubbish in 2015
>>52400817
Here's a list of Australian inventions. Some are more relevant than others, such as:
cervical cancer vaccine, wifi, cochlear implants, ultrasound, black box, pacemaker, Tank, feature film, notepad, torpedo, refrigerator.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
>>52400647
>Cherrypicking
>>52400976
>Rubbish everywhere
This sums up your post nicely.
>>52401043
Now THAT'S what I call high quality banter.
>>52401000
The automatic rifle is more important than any of these.
>>52389546
>be British
>state on TV that you'd rather be dead than Mexican
>>52400976
>214 KB
>>52401004
>>52400647
> faster than 50% of AU
Dunno m8 but...
>>52401067
What do brits call australians visiting the UK?
Returning to the crime scene.
>>52401064
The concept of banks and stock exchange is more important than both your shitty inventions. Holland wins
>inb4 no era penal
>>52400647
>4.65mb/s
>faster than 50% of au
the memes are real
>>52401117
>Mexico talking about crime
>>52401194
>7 KB
appreciate it
>>52401117
>>52401229
>Australia thinking that gang violence affects law abiding citizens
Can't say the same about rapes tho
>>52401064
In which an Italian designed...
>>52401324
Not thinking about the same gun here, you mean machinegun.
>>52401320
Sauce? XD
>>52401362
why don't you reverse search? Is your internet that slow?
>>52401356
Ahh... Well, you're wrong.
>>52401320
leeel
>be australian
>get raped
>>52401278 (You)
>>52401117 (You)
>>52401422
>get raped
>assuming the victims aren't too traumatised to interact with strangers on the Internet
>>52401414
The first auto rifle was designed by some Mexican dude named Mondragon and was patented in the 1890s.
>>52401414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondrag%C3%B3n_rifle
>>52401320
>10,929 deaths from drug war in 2013
>9 out of 10 of those were gang members (allegedly)
>1,092 were not
>in the same year 245 people were murdered in Australia
>total
>>52401320
>Using doctored stats to attempt to be right
Dirty little gardener aren't you?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics
>>52401535
We have 6 times Australia's population tho.
>>52401603
> implying that is a good thing...
>>52401581
I didn't made the chart kim.
>>52401603
10000 divided by 6 = 1666.6
Your move.
>>52401603
Only 5 times, actually.
And that's only your gang murders.
>>52401603
This, if you remove narco deads we are safer than USA.
>>52401650
Why are you using 10,000 instead of 1000?
>>52401688
That's not much of an achievement.
>>52401761
This
