>you're a country
>you're a job
>how's you're a relationship with your coworkers?
Turkey
Human resources
It's like living hell actually, I get to work with attractive women who will never fuck me and generally are pain in the ass to deal with. not to mention all the gossip
pic related, one of the cockteases
>>52380380
Why won't they fuck you?
t. Alberto Cuckroachosa
>>52380468
Because I'm younger than most of them and they all have husbands/fiancees etc. I also don't make a lot of money which is what they are after
>>52380518
Just wait for the christmas party.
This is my boss. Having a female as your boss is a fucking terrible feel senpaitachi
>>52380518
For me it's the other way round. Lots of hot employes aswell, but I'm older than them, but not to old and i'm practicly their Boss but work on the same level as them so they aren't afraid of me and see me as a collegue. I'm Single now and can't wait for the coming year.
is it legal to fugg syrian prostitutes in turkey?
All my coworkers fight all the time and try to start fights. Somebody told a new guy to sit in my seat in the lunchroom so I had to move, and anywhere I sit now they move the most rickety chair to that position to try and make me mad
>>52381051
Anon, that sounds like bullying. I think they're bullying you.
Say no to bullies.
>>52381147
They are, but everybody does it. I just ignore it
>>52380657
There will be a new years party but I will not go. They would just make fun of me.
>>52380865
You are lucky then, they literally treat me like a baby. Then they try to make me do extra work but when they refuse they just passive aggresively bitch
pic related is the only one younger than me, I wish I could fuck her. we get along well though, we eat lunches together
>>52380928
syrians are ugly af
>>52381298
Do you wank yourself off to your coworkers facebook? Thats weird brah
>>52381371
>white """"people" """ getting triggered by vanilla fetishes
>>52381371
I actually do. I did a few times at the bathroom at work too, was exciting as fuck.
>You're country
Greece
.
.
.
That should answer the other 2 questions as well.
>>52381298
are your coworkers as slutty as westerners?
is there no islamic tendencies among your coworkers?
>>52382254
define "slutty"
they are certainly more liberated than the average turkish girl but they still have the same kezban mentality. It's fucking frustrating really
You should kill and rape them like you islamic cockroaches usually do to women.
>>52382474
t. fingol
>>52381298
you can fuck with them, you are younger and they are milfs
>>52380380
Great. I started a company with some m8s who i trust with my life a year ago and we actually kick serious ass in our field.
We've already had some business broker firms contact us about their clients wanting to buy us up but we are not selling.
>>52382614
how do I do that?
>tfw they don't even let me in their whatsapp group
>>52382415
>define slutty
do they fuck around and have one night stands or are they like: I take the first man with much money
law consulting
i'm the rookie there,started working 2 weeks ago. my boss is cool as fuck tho.
my coworkers are mostly females, and they are all ugly as fuck except one girl.
this girl is solid 7/10, and we already bonding pretty good, we had 2 hour fb conversation last night, flirting and shit like that.
wish me luck chaps, i really want to fuck her.
>>52380666
Would titfuck
>>52381298
Fuuuuhk
flag
office work
It's terrible. There are only few men and all the women do all day is talk, talk talk. And not about their job, about their kids, the shit they want their husbands to buy for them, where they want to go for holiday, ...all meaningless shit. Shut the fuck up and do your job REEEEEEEEE
>>52380380
>>you're a country
UK
>>you're a job
Building Surveyor
>>how's you're a relationship with your coworkers?
Fine, professional polite relationship with the majority. Close friends with a few.
>>52382530
t: brown shit
>>52382836
>Shitskin
Post yourself, white boi
belgium
neet
lol
>>52380380
would fuck
Bu nasıl bir işyeri yaww
>>52380380
I'm not a country or a job you dumb cockroach
>fag
>iOS dev
>it is nice, but nothing beyond that
>>52386253
you are just a fat ass
>>52386373
>le everyone in America is fat meme
I bet I'm in better shape then 99% of plumber poles though. Nice advanced meme too, as advanced as anything in Poland.
>>52386543
fuck off fat shit
>>52386602
Are you in town for the big toilet convention?
>>52380666
checkt satan trips
>>52380380
Mates, how do I meet qt grills to be bf with?
My work only has uggos and old, withered hags. I don't have friends who'd take me to parties or whatever and I am too awkward to visit a bar alone?
Pls help.
>>52380468
Because you have to be muscular and outgoing to get laid.
>>52386819
>this is what neet fags think
No wonder you never get laid. You don't have to be muscular or outgoing, if your not ugly or autistic and can have a one on one conversation with a qt you can get laid. But that's asking too much of 90% of 4chin
>>52386814
Looks like the second question mark is unnecessary. Ah well.
>tfw they are probably out having fun with their significant others
>tfw I'm sitting at home masturbating then posting their pics on a taiwanese cartoons forum
I wonder if they know I fap to them. pic related is my favorite, she rarely talks to me tho
>>52380380
Belgium
Casino Worker
noice
>>52387163
will post more pics of her because she's a whore who uses the office as her instagram photoshoot studio
>>52386908
It's all determined by birth and upbringing. The reason I've never tried with girls is because I already know it's hopeless.
>just started a new job
>work is filled with dozens of young qts
>I'm an attractive (although autistic guy) who can probably get with them if I want
>try to ignore them because I don't want a shitty office romance that can lead to being fired because I spend a lot of time being unemployed and I don't want to return to that because of some cunt
>some female coworkers actually started hinting they want to go out to hang out
The rest of my coworkers are mega plebs.
>>52380473
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52387218
cute turks
Fleg
Software Test Engineer
It's fine, I'm well liked because I get my work done and I have smalltalk and empathy emulation down to an art. I pay attention to what people say. 1 or 2 dudes on my team seem self-aware and informed enough to be real with, the others I have superficial friendships with. There's also the unspoken acknowledgement between all of us that we probably work 20% as hard as we'd be capable of, but we still exceed expections because that's 50% harder than anyone else works. We're also fiercely protective of our own procedures and processes (we got merged with another team that has a retarded workflow, and management is trying to push that on us)
>>52387272
man, cuter than Poland
>>52380380
Usa
Retail
I hate the lot of them and I expect them to do the same.
>>52387218
post more pictures then
>>52387843
it's getting late, I already ejaculated and feel disgusted by myself. have my favorite pic of her though
>>52388001
>Be turkroach on 4chan, work with such 100/10 sluts and unable to fuck them drill their ass and cum in their pussys.
I commit suicide(bombing lol) if i was you.
>>52388163
you literally live amongst supermodels, what's your excuse?
>>52388261
You mean here in Russia ?
>>52388299
yes
>>52388324
>They still believe in that crap about "Russians beautiful girls"
M8....
>>52387262
See that's why. Women want a secure man because they're insecure little bitches. So by definition you are a women.
>>52388261
>falling for the "Russian women are beautiful" meme
>>52388413
good thing you never run out of 18 year olds
>>52388449
This guy get it.
>>52388419
But he dont want be "secure by man". Correctly say singl, maybe ?
Work at clothing store
18-23 year olds girls
Already had sex with one before she turned 19 I'm 23
>>52388001
Post her ig m8
>>52388460
those girls is 50 in 50, 000 selection
>>52388642
>>52380380
>>52380518
>>52380666
>>52381298
>>52381527
>>52382086
>>52382415
>>52382836
>>52387163
>>52387218
>>52388001
Quite an entertaining world you've created for yourself.
>>52388509
10/10 English Ivan.
Nada nauchitza na anglisky gavaritz suka
>>52388833
ugly ass ho
>>52381298
kardes bu kizla tanismak istiyorum. yardimci olabilir misin?
>>52388994
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52388001
bilgileri versen de tanissak ya. bir kardesine yardimci ol ya. isim versen ben onu ikna ederim one night stande.
>>52389048
noldu?
Usa
Neet
Some of you guys are bros
1. Flag
2. Chemical engineer
3. We're all cut from the same cloth so it's a good working environment
i am a craftsman
i like the job but not the people who also work in this field
i moved away from my friends for this job and now i am stuck here with those braindead "uuuuh foootbaaaalll" retards
too bad handicrafts are always full of underclass white trash.
i have nothing in common with them, they either like cars or sports and i don't care about any of that shit
so after three years of living here i have yet to find friends.
Fucking terrible
>Work in an Office
>Naturally 90% of the people are women
>For some reason it is laid out open plan
>Have to be around them all the time while they talk constantly
>Everything is shared, shared desk space, shared fridge, shared everything
>Only private space I have is my locker
>Whenever someone has food they are expected to share it with people
>I am not OK with this, I am very underweight and only eat 1300 calories per day, 400 comes from chocolate so I like to eat it all
>Have to hide the chocolate in my locket and get up to eat it during the day
>One day one of the women catches me eating some dairy milk chunks from my locker
>gossips and tells everyone
>I have been picked on and bullied ever since
>they call me bad names like 'locker lunchy'
>whenever someone is handing out food they pass it over my head even though I never took any anyway
>constantly talk about me
>had 'secret santa' last week
>one of them bought me a nice steel lunchbox that is opened with a key
>no key with it
>she cackled in my face and told me 'you have a lunchbox key already' then pointed to my locker key
I hate these whorse
>delivery guy
>Demand tips with my orders
>Banter with the coworkers while taking orders here and there
not bad at all desu
>>52390407
Although the Secret Santa bullshit is kinda mean, pretty sure sneaking off to eat some chocolate a few times a day is a sign of autism m9.
>>52380666
how is it terrible? they let you get away with whatever you want if they like you
>>52390407
>'locker lunchy'
top kek
>>52390407
top kek, this is some omega tier shit right here.
what do you exactly do at this office and how do you let yourself get bullied by your women coworkers
>>52390407
this cant be real lol
>work for a fashion company
>two men in a company of 30 people
>it's mostly women from 35 onwards but they take great care of themselves since it's a high-fly company that requires "presentableness"
>they are hyphenated surname kind of man-eaters who are either systematically destroyed by wealthier husbands or constantly bitching about their "strong counterparts" not giving them enough flowers
>one constantly forces me to listen to her sad divorce and how "he couldn't have children anyway, impotent bastard whatever lmao"
>she's a blonde with gorgeous blue eyes, 45 years old but looks 10 years younger, slender, ~175cm tall, always in heels - kind of reminds me of an older, wrinklier Clemence Poesy
>I was assigned to work with her, collect data, literally be her memory wherever she goes
>we walk around and she presents me as her boyfriend (I'm 23) to every client we meet
>"This is anon, my favourite"
>"darling, sweety could you ask for another round of coffee"
>I can't even pick things up from the floor without her eye fucking me violently
>she keeps wearing more and more skimpy clothes
>this Friday, she had a button down, almost transparent blouse and a fucking leather skirt, who still wears those, holy shit
>"You kind of remind me of my husband, but you're more of a man than him...did I ever tell you how he did [X], I need a strong man, anon. How much do you lift by the way?"
This is only one coworker. After holidays, I'll be stuck with a 33 year drinker woman with two kids, failed marriage and her doctor-husband's gambling debt (he ran with a younger woman)
Regarding the one described above. I am coming down from a large fever and she sent me a message yesterday "Aw, get well, sunshine. I make killer soup :)))"
I mean, she does some Gypsy magic, sexual but not sexual. It's fucking driving me crazy. I can't act upon anything, it's so fucking ambiguous, everything she does to me
>>52391787
Are you a fucking fag?
>>52391787
Are u gonna fuck her? She sounds lewd but i like it
>>52391787
>it's so fucking ambiguous
sounds about as unambiguous as it gets
>>52391787
Wanking to this
>>52391787
>ambiguous
You fucking autist, go for it.
Or if you value your job and wanna be professional don't go for it
>>52391787
>she has kids
dont ever touch that bitch yo
>>52392032
No, I'm not a fag
>>52392085
I can't fuck my superior. Do you know how intricate shit might get after that? I bled for this position, I can't sit on the bureau for another year, on my ass, thinking I might land a gig like this
>>52392106
I can do so much in my limited English so I apologize. Witnessing it is completely another matter
>>52392160
Do you know what? I can't. I tried once, but there's some psychological valve tightening in my brain that I can't. She's got that man eater aura and I bet she can smell on me that the last time I fiddled with girl parts was sucking on my sister's Barbie dolls 20 years ago (actually, 3 years ago and going). Obviously she's an experienced woman and a prime tease. One moment, she conducts me like I'm a fucking opera suite, and another, she's ready to hump me until my eyeballs pop out. I can't explain this
>>52392344
do it ante
>>52392409
And where will I work when she fires me? Community service? With my high school diploma?
>>52380380
cunt
Xray technician
I run the show third shift and just sit on my laptop and play video games for 26 dollars an hour. Not much is going on during that time. I'm pretty lonely, though, and no good videogames have come out in a while.
When I do work the odd first or second shift, I'm the weird funny guy. I'm pretty good at my job, so they appreciate me for that.
>>52392439
Shes not going to fire you for having sex with her just play the victim if something bad happens and say that you are gay and you were a virgin waiting for a knight in shining armour and she seduced you with her lewdness and you didnt want to dissapoint her so you had sex with her because thats what you thought she wanted
>>52380380
>Human resources
Jesus, I feel you. I work in payroll and it's an absolute bore.
>>52392439
then you better do a good job in the sack :D
>>52392495
this ain't stralya
things work differently around these parts
>>52380380
>>52392540
>HR
>Payroll
>>52392495
>play the victim if something happens
>say that you are gay
>and that you were a virgin waiting for....
>and she seduced you with her lewdness
>and so on and so forth
>in the Balkans
Bro...
>>52392702
Fuck im just throwing ideas out there
I just want u to fuck her then come here and tell everyone so i can wank to it
>>52392702
this kek
>>52380380
i feel sad for you, turkchap
HR is the worst of the worst. it's literally high school, deciding who gets kept on, who gets fired, and creating all sorts of bullshit metric, like sickness triggers.
i'll bet you work with that shitty oracle web based software and come up with legally compliant ways of acting like utter cunts to the rest of the employees.
>>52392746
I would like to shag our director's daughter though...
I'm working with such primadonas that I'm prime /pol/ and /r9k/ material to bash on women, children and western business practice. I went through enough hoops to know this job is a keeper, but being around so much women, they force the two of us to "man up", "Go to the gym (more often)", "eat less sweets, I'm on a diet!!!!!", listening to "all men are pigs" conversations and "I can't go to the copy machine and print this paper because I'm on my period!"
>>52392891
>so many women*
>>52392837
and in answer to your questions...
>>you're a country
UK (originally SA)
>>you're a job
Paralegal
>>how's you're a relationship with your coworkers?
It's OK. the workplace is cliquey and bitchy as hell, as you would expect from a bunch of university educated nerds who are primarily women, but since i'm quite a bit older, i rise above the bullshit. i guess it's partially why i was recently promoted.
I work at a galvanising plant. Its all blue collared workers, we have fuck loads of fun. Shitty job, but the guys are great.
>>52380380
USA
Specific area of IT
Great relationship with everyone, get along easily with others, i dont have social anxiety so it isn't an issue for me
Freedomtopia
materials management
It's a pretty relaxed environment since we're all guys, we can make fun of each other and be as unprofessional as we want and there are no women around to get hurt feelings and complain to HR that we're not being sensitive enough. A couple of the people further up the chain are no fun allowed drones and it sucks when they're around but most of the time things are good.
Carpenter
Good friends and nephew of the 3 coworkers I have. Its... fun.
Banter and stuff all day while working violently.
I like it.
All your lifes sound shitty minus the qt female coworkers part
>>52393239
Though working with females sounds like a pain.
I eventually plan to return to school and get a profession but like if A girl can do the job you do just as easily are you really a man? No offence to all you weak ass pussies.
>>52393239
>>52393355
>>52393153
You see, I could specialized in blue collar jobs. Few months of carpentry and such, but these are, and I will use a proper term, not secured lines of work. I will avoid using the term "good", as I don't deserve "good" or "best". There's little to no safety net, the pay is humiliating and there's skimming on all sides
I work this white collar job and still get 4$/hour. I wager a carpenter in the U.S gets more than that
>>52380380
>will never fuck me
its cuz ur a creep m8!!!
>>52380380
>you're a country
Argentina
>you're a job
Android Developer
>how's you're a relationship with your coworkers?
Pretty good, thank you.
>>52393496
>$4 an hour
what the fuck, how cheap is Croatia that anyone can survive on that?
>>52393496
Yep, i make 16$usd more than that per hour and I'm 19. Hardly average but ive spent a couple years doing this and have some level of skill.
Fuck, must be rough to not have an education over there m8.
What do you do anyways?
>>52386320
How are the wages in Brazil for programmers?
>>52380380
>>you're a country
Argentina
>>you're a job
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>52393496
I didnt even finish high school and work 3 12hr shifts a week for 19 n hr (they pay me 40 though). Its livable, not bad, and no qualifications needed.
Fuck though, can you afford to live by yourself with that?
>>52393738
Argentine anon has the right idea
>tfw parents raised me right and im not lazy
>tfw ill never be a NEET
Fuck this shit, having dignity is nice and all but all I really want is to do drugs and watch anime all day
>>52380380
>Human resources
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52393650
The very average salary is EUR 750-800, moving up to EUR 1000 after some years of experience, but that's it. Translating to your dollaridos, it's around 650-750 dollars a month
You can make a pretty good royal lunch for 6.5-7 dollars, and not that McDonald's or chicken in a tube shit. Real, fresh vegetables/fruit, meat and such
>>52393820
>not enjoying a good day's work
Don't be fooled, I was NEET for a year and a half and it got insanely boring after only 3-4 months. Take a long vacation once in a while, it's better than being broke with nothing to do except play video games and watch TV.
>>52393894
>tfw average is 200€-300€
halp
>>52393894
I see. I make more than twice that and it's still not a good wage here. Housing is expensive and so is a car. If you're a single person and you're not making at least $2000-2500 a month you're basically broke as fuck.
>>52393944
Trust me I enjoy it. Im the carpenter anon from a few posts up. Hell, working is one of the few joys I have left in this world besides drugs and alcohol. It really is fun in a way. And im probably at least twice as strong as I was a year or two ago, good exercise.
The thing is though I enjoy it I have only 3 hours of free time spent awake (work 9 hrs, drive 2-4 hours a day, sleep the rest) no time to do shit. And I feel like its purposeless to build mansions for rich people.
I just want to say fuck the world and be NEET or self employed until I get hungry then work again.
>>52393756
I can. Barely
Rent is roughly 300 dollars with utilities, the rest goes on the necessities
>>52393668
I work as a "main" secretary, for a company that turns great profits. To illustrate, I recently witnessed a single closed deal with a Russian party worth 13 thousand dollars (this is huge here). I was the one to negotiate terms and met with the party, and I won't get a penny of it, because I'm new. Shouldn't I get at least a 10% cut of it, in the U.S for example? I brought the company some new affiliates...
All I know is one thing, I am underpaid for the work I do, as I don't sit around and intercept calls, that's 10% of my work. We are flexible here when it comes to delineating work, so I also help in marketing, website, meeting with clients, assisting superiors, playing the chauffeur. Can't say no, exactly
>>52394089
And if you're single and making $2000-2500 a month in Croatia, you're either a drug lord or a politician. The peculiar thing is that luxury goods are almost on par, price-wise, with yours. I even believe your used car market is hell of a lot cheaper than ours
>>52394224
The real question is how much does a hooker cost? Gram of heroin? A kilo of beef?
>>52382474
why are you autistic mongoloids so bad at banter?
>>52383763
its weird how things are pretty much the same for offices in all countries.
Also..nice job man
>>52394402
Girls here don't put out and a one night stand usually turns into a nightmare of "will you marry me?" or "are we official now?!"...paradoxically, hookers are scarce in my region but increase in numbers during the summer (obvious reasons) and then you get those high end girls who like yachts (meaning they are mucho expensive). Being scarce means one thing: they're hideous and unsavory as hell. You don't want to go there.
>how much does a hooker cost? Gram of heroin?
Might as well ask me these questions together because they usually go in pairs
You could get a student girl in the capital in need of new Prada shoes for around, I reckon 100$ and more for missionary and perhaps something more kinky. Blowjob will cost you around 50$, but I've never heard they do it separately and handjobs/blowjobs/anal are still relatively considered a niche "market". Hookers here are weird
A gram of heroin is around 60$ and a gram of weed is about 10-15$
We get all of our unsavory "produce" from Serbia and Albania. They are a druggie's Disneyland
Who /NEET/ master-race here?
France
Night security
No coworkers
Good, I fucking hate coworkers
>>52394693
Wow man here in US the dope and the hookers are cheaper.
That sucks man, ever thought about immigrating?
>>52393496
Holy fuck.
If you got a degree just come here Ante.
>>52394826
Yes, but to a more daring life (the East). I never wanted to move the west Europe or the U.S. I am used to not having, I grew up not having, so moving somewhere East, where I could get a nice job, social-wise (that's not even high paying), would be excellent. As long as I can live a comfortable existence. I always dreamed of moving to Central Asia and doing something in the community (I believe in my organizational and leadership skills), but you're talking to an absolute moron, so don't be surprised in the slightest
Why don't these women look Turkish? Are they Greeks, Albanians, Circassians, or Bulgars?
>>52395583
I'm quoting Seven Pillars of Wisdom here.
>Turkey was dying of overstrain, of the attempt, with diminished resources, to hold, on traditional terms, the whole Empire bequeathed to it. The sword had been the virtue of the children of Othman, and swords had passed out of fashion nowadays, in favour of deadlier and more scientific weapons. Life was growing too complicated for this child-like people, whose strength had lain in simplicity, and patience, and in their capacity for sacrifice. They were the slowest of the races of Western Asia, little fitted to adapt themselves to new sciences of government and life, still less to invent any new arts for themselves. Their administration had become perforce an affair of files and telegrams, of high finance, eugenics, calculations. Inevitably the old governors, who had governed by force of hand or force of character, illiterate, direct, personal, had to pass away. The rule was transferred to new men, with agility and suppleness to stoop to machinery. The shallow and half-polished committee of the Young Turks were descendants of Greeks, Albanians, Circassians, Bulgars, Armenians, Jews--anything but Seljuks or Ottomans. The commons ceased to feel in tune with their governors, whose culture was Levantine, and whose political theory was French. Turkey was decaying; and only the knife might keep health in her.
These women are smoking, are these really your colleagues or did you pick them from a Turkish forum thread devoted to hot local women?
>>52390524
had a faggot do this to me once.
>that'll be $14.95 PLUS TIP
i told the faggot "sure"
grab monie
give him $14.95
reach in pocket pull out nickel. while saying "AAAAAAAAND HERES YOUR TIP. THANKS BUDDY.
close door shut in front of his faggot face call manager and have him fired.
was a good pizza too.
>>52395583
They look Turkish as fuck.
>>52392891
>working in the fashion industry
>surprised when people in the fashion industry act like shallow primadonnas
lel
Maybe you should look at your fucking industry instead of the gender of your coworkers.
Turkey
Air traffic controller
I am currently in training with 100 other people. Its pretty fun, its like uni but you get paid shit loads of money. I have some friends that I hang out with. I am annoyed by most people in my class though but that can be just me being an autist
>>52391787
>single mom
not even once
>>52381527
you know they can smell it, right
>>52382830
What field?
>>52390407
Holy shit
Hahaha
>People's Republic of Wisconsin
>Maintenece/support at a department store (but I'm technically overpaid for it too much)
>The cashiers and managers I talk to are pretty nice, but I work with some real winners in the back
>>52391787
>I can't act upon anything
You could act upon the fourth line onwards you fucking autist.
>USA of A
>Tattooer
>Its ok. Lots of them are egomaniacs, but they are better than me so I let it slide.
How the fuck the female office workers have so much make up, attractive clothes, accessesories etc at 8 in the morning? Do they wake up at 5 to get ready?
>>52398750
Most women around the world do that. Not five but they get up an hour earlier than men on avg
>>52398486
>le "our state is slightly more Democratic so we are basically a communist shithole now" meme
>>52399392
What are you blabbering on about you twat?
The US is a big county so it helps to post your state, and I was making a little joke. Calm your tits
>>52399596
You leave Ivan alone.
>>52393693
Hmm. That is a hard question. But if you are looking for an IT job, go to São Paulo.
Most of the >= 2 yearsexp IT jobs ranges between 4k till 8k.
Afaik, Java and C# dominates the main markets here, and PHP has a lot o jobs offers, although they do not have payments as big as the previous mentioned languages.
iOS market is emerging here apple is trying to lower some apple devices prices
If you are looking for a stable job, banks are the best choice here btw.
>>52399688
I get paid that in a month dude. Jesus.
>no gf
>no friends
I have no university degree but finished three years vocational training as a bag maker (kind of counts as a degree I'd say...I got a slip of paper confirming that and an award by the state for excellent results in the final exam) and have a certificate in leather goods pattern making.
How can I emigrate to the US with this as my qualification and find a job in the leather goods industry that supports me enough to live on my own.
Even if it's just for a couple of years I'd love to live abroad and see some new shit desu
>>52391787
>things that never happened
>>52400506
Why would anyone lie on 4chan
>>52391787
>work for a fashion company
kek what company? are you gay?
btw dont go for the bitch, she is just playing you to feel attractive, women do that all the time
>only had male dominated jobs
>electrician, tele technician
>coworkers are chill as fuck, although some are kinda slow in the head and bydlo
>no fun stories whatsoever
feels okay tbqh
>>52382415
MORE PICTURES OF THE CURLY HAIRED QT
>>52401070
>>52401053
>>52401070
>>52401088
thank you, friend
>>52401088
her bf
>>52401109
no problem. she's kind of a bitch though desu
here's also a pic I was not supposed to have but have it anyway
>>52401110
Looking at the beard, all you have to do is wait for the bf to die in an airstrike the next time he's on "vacation" and then you're in like flynn, boyo
>>52401163
he's also a manlet, barely taller than her. I don't know what she sees in him, maybe he has a big dick
>>52399747
Yeah, im refering to months. As ppl usually do
>>52401110
Turks are white.
>>52401203
>as ppl usually do
Not here, always annual.
So 8k Brazilian dollars?
>>52392702
If you are in the Balkans you can just bitchslap her into submission, right?
>>52387218
please post more of this one
>tfw secretary fetish
>>52383983
This so much.
We got a couple of female coworkers in the last year so the majority shifted and now they all just talk about stupid shit instead of working conentrated. Funnily the few women we had before also complained about this to me.
>>52390407
ahahaha. but you are one annoying piece of cunt for locker shitting. you should be sharing it at all cost.
>>52398133
okay caner
>>52401733
what?
>>52398750
yes. yes and i am serious.
>>52401110
onun be sortunu sikeyim. ben o cocuga sans vermiyorum.
>>52401764
your name is caner innit?
>>52388001
>>52381298
su iki sahis kimdir ya? is there any chance that i can get an info/id on this?
make this fella a favour and let me pound their boipussy.
>>52401361
Me too and I work in an office.... Always wanted to have a quickie in the storage room with few of my co-workers. Like in the movies
>>52401818
very well then. i thought you are that guy.
>>52380380
>America
>Software Engineer
I'm friendly with my coworkers but I have no friends. Nobody I speak to more than once or twice a week. Exactly as I like it.
>>52401886
what a ridiculous thing to assume
>>52380380
valla kimse kusura bakmasin. ben burada post edilenlerin amini daglarim.
he kardesim isine gelmezse kapi orasi. bizi millet secti. tum ummet agzini acmis biz ne diyecegiz diye bakiyorken bunlarin amini daglamamakla buyuk kufre gitmis oluruz.
>Finland
>No job
>>52401948
i don’t see anything to ridicule me or a thing that should be defined as ridiculous in here.
can you tell me what exactly is ridiculous about thinking that you are “caner”? given that caner does what you do now -air traffic controller trainer- and he hangs out on int and he has a tone and style like you?
i think the opposite in “ridiculous” issue. i hope this helps.
>>52402000
trips for truth
>>52380380
>Poland
>an ER Doctor
>You work tirelessly to save others lifes (Battle of vienna, Battle of Warsaw)
>Get beaten occasionally because you also get mentally ill patient's from time to time.
>Life has kicked you in the ass because of your uncompromising Ethical code.
>Most of the time your supervisor get's all the credit. >You try to publish a paper, but one of your coworkers actually steals your work, and you have to satisfy yourself as the second name in the paper if at all.
>You get lousy salary for a doctor lot's of stress and you have to deal with a lot of hospital burecracy.
>Most patients think you are idiot because you don't prescribe them antibiotics to their Viral infection.
>You're overworked and thought about suicide few times. Despite all of this you are making slow progress.
>>52380380
Sorry OP I read it that you are supposed to be a country and roleplay your life according to it.
>*Your Country
>*Your job
>*Your relationship with your coworkers.
>>52402209
>>52402284
*cringe*
>>52382415
>>52382086
bi dakka
ilk fotoğrafı banka anon atmıştı, diğeriniyse başka bi anon sürekli tekrar tekrar atıyor.
ya banka anon ikinci anon, ya da senin ananı sikeyim orço
About 16 (soon to be 17) people work at my company, 10 of them out of the office who we never see.
The remaining six of us work at desks in a 40m^2 space with our backs to each other.
I don't like being so close to everyone all the time, especially with my back turned.
>>52403405
So you're autistic?
>>52403613
Yep
>>52381503
Hello
>>52381298
why am I making my dick a little hard by this tu*kroach
