>chat with a girl online
>she seems pretty cool
>she sends me her pic
>she's ugly as fuck
STORY OF MY LIFE
>chatting with girls online
Of course they are fugly. Why else would they need to talk to people online.
Why would a good-looking girl chat like random people online, mate?
>>52365245
just wear paper bags when you fug
>>52365245
>>chat with a girl online
>>she seems pretty fine
>>she sends me her pic
>>she's ugly as a pig
>>52365442
good for you
>>52365245
Post her pics, m8
>>52365511
I already deleted them and blocked her m8
>>52365245
cool story senpai
>>52365245
>chat with a girl
>she seems pretty cool
>she sends me her pic
>omg she's a qt
>she want me to send her my pic too
>mfw if I'll do that she probably won't talk to me
>>52365941
Just do it, Shlomo.
>>52365941
>tfw no qt Jewess gf
Just send her your pic, m8
>>52365245
>she's ugly as fuck
probably best you'll be able to do when your country's not even a thing desu
>>52365941
give me her contacts cause I'm good looking
>>52365245
>chat with girl
>she sends me her tits
>says i need to show my dick before she shows her vag
>i have a bad camera that makes my penis look small
>i delete her
>>52366286
>bad camera
sure
>chat with a grill
>"wow, she seems pretty cool..."
>banter her
>5 minutes later, she hates me
>>52365941
Do it, because if you don't you'll still have to break it off
>>52366328
It's an old model from 2006, I can't afford a photorealistic state of the art camera.
>>52365433
>chat with multiple girls many years ago
>like quite a few of them but really click with one
>fall for her
>she's actually pretty damn cute
>seriously love her more the better you know her
>never end up sending her a pic because you're an ugly disgusting piece of shit
>it all falls apart over the years
>never loved anyone since and not given a single fuck about acquiring a gf or wife since
>tfw just an empty shell
I have a chance with this fatty girl I met near my workplace, actually considering nailing her tonight, she has a pretty face tho'
But thanks to this place I can't get the rumors outta my head. ''fatty girls smell like hell'' ''If you nail a fat girl you become a chubby chaser hence you're supporting their fat acceptance bullshit''
Sadly I don't have any other choices.
>>52366598
just breathe through your mouth if you can't handle the stank
>>52366286
>camera that makes my penis look small
it's just your chink dick
>>52366286
>i have a bad camera that makes my penis look small
oh god hahaha
>>52366682
>says the mongol
>>52365245
well so are you
>>52366923
no I'm not
>>52367187
did momma tell you that?
>tfw go to a bar
>actually see the girls I talk to
>see a girl that's hot
>talk to her and get her number
>going to see a movie later tonight
Damn it feels good to be a normie
>tfw good looking irl but not photogenic
>>52365941
Use this picture. She won't suspect a thing.
>>52366858
I wish but no unfortunetly my eyes are too big.
>>52367260
no, girls stare at me in the bus and when I make eye contact they just freeze
>Chat with girl online
>Seems pretty cute
>Send me some pics
>Seems fine
>Have a skype conversation
>Ugly as fuck
>>52370509
as per usual when you look like a serial killer
>chat with a girl on 4chan
>she seems pretty cool
>she sends me her pic
>shes beautiful
>>52372854
stay jelly
>>52366060
>Jewess wife
>mfw
>>52373002
Nice try delusional landwhale
>>52373109
pls give her sister as gf to me
>>52365941
Don't be a homo, shlomo
>>52373235
You dont have to believe me lad but its true
>>52365245
>chat online with girl
>eventually she sends me her pic
>she is a 4/10
>Asks for mine
>Send her it
>she stops speaking to me
JUST
>go on interpals
>get messages by tons of qts
>this plastic Kpop looking qt wants to meet me soon
>>52365941
Your money will make up for it
>>52367513
>not happy Harold
DO YOU NOT LIKE DADDY-DAUGHTER FETISHISM?!
DO YOU NOT WANT HER TO GET WET FOR THAT WISE OLD MAN DICK?!!!
FUCKING MANLETS, I SWEAR...!!!!!1
>>52373602
this, attentionwhores must die painfully.
