>your country
>is your country better than Serbia?
>do you know tfw no gf?
Grande Bretagne
Yes
No. I have no gf but do not desire one.
Norway
Yes
I am familiar with this feel
>aus
>no
>iktfb
>>52358151
>No. I have no gf but do not desire one.
THIS
H
I
S
>2015
>wanting a girl to suck your wallet while cheating on you with Chad
no thanks
emuland
no
no
god is a serb
>>52358151
>>52358245
I used to lie to myself before with that shit
>b-but i'm fine having casual sex and it's cool to not depend on somebody he- he
>>52358111
Flag.
Yes.
No, you don't feel anything when you're all numb and used to it.
>>52358111
>Serbia
>our economy is shit m8, even serbia is better than serbia
>no
>>52358111
>your country
Flag.
>is your country better than Serbia?
No.
>do you know tfw no gf?
I just wish I had someone to cuddle with at night
>>52358473
Do you actually need to depend on a gf for your happiness or are you just memeing?
>>52358543
Even kosovo ?
>>52358607
no, not kosovo. it really is a hellhole. worse than moldova. literally zero legal employment ourside of western ngos, everyone else works for mafia/corrupted kosovo government.
>hello where are the kidneys
poortgal looks poorer than serbia in the countryside. porto and lisbon are nice in certain parts.
>>52358606
I reflected the majority of the board point of view , m8
Obviously memeing .my life is a meme
>>52358694
Interesting...
What about Prístina and the serbian parts?
>>52358842
there is hardly any serb parts left, only three counties (out of 30) in the north. they are also bad.
pristina is a complete shithole. prizren is pretty tho. when fuckers are not burning 14th century Serb churches.
>>52358997
>when fuckers are not burning 14th century Serb churches.
Unbelievable that the US and UK decided to support these completely medieval barbarians. I bet they are supporting ISIS on a full scale right now.
Macedonia
No, it's literally the same, citizen of both. Real difference is when you get to hungary. Bulgaria is the best and fastest growing (better than greece in the capital yes)
No
>>52359169
How comes that kekedonia is not worse than Serbia?
Pls explain because i'm confused
>>52358111
>Spain
>Implying any country is better than Srbija
>tfw no Srpski novio to remove kebab & run through Albania to declare his love for me.
KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
>>52359169
>bulgaria is the best
tatarshill pls go home to sofia
the more north you go the richer the area becomes. there is no difference between northern serbia and hungary. closer you are to fyrom/kosovo/isisland the poorer it is.
have you ever been to belgrade?
>US
>On int, probably not
>yes
>>52359323
fyromia is in between kosovo and serbia economically
>>52359111
if you dont tolerate the destruction of ancient/christian heritage it means that you are islamophobe who needs to be send to a tolerance camp.
>>52359323
the inhabitants are equally subhumanly. if you go from buenos aires to belgrade your life quality will drop.
>>52359589
>the more north you go the richer the area becomes
kek what an idiot, I bet you're from vojvodina and believe you're any better than the rest of the country. you're still balkan as fuck and a massive difference between your hole and hungary.
>ever been to belgrade
yes ill inherit an apartment there. its still garbage
Croatia
Yes
Yes
>>52359589
Isn't vojvodina a mexican version of Hungary?
>>52359717
tiptopkek
sofia is literally worse than pristina mate
sorry to break it to your poor tatarshill
you will inherit it in your dreams
at least macedonians who want to be ancient macedonians picked a great culture to imitate.
macedonians who want to be tatarobulgarians are just sad. name one bulgarian contribution to humankind.
Serbia is LITERALLY a third world shithole
>>52360287
>t. kindney extractor
thank you for your contibution mehmet
>>52360238
One Bulgarian contribution to humankind: disappointment
Feliz Navidad. Kosovo je Srbija. jajaja
>>52358694
>hello where are the kidneys
my sides
>>52358111
There's no such thing as a country worse than Serbia.
Some people say it's Albania or Moldova or FYROM, but they'd be wrong.
I learned this exactly three months ago, when I found out that we are, in fact, a mafia state.
However, unlike the other mafia states (such as Albania and Montenegro), our leaders don't give a fuck about our people, not even the loyal ones.
In Serbia, the mafia funds the ministers and they can make anybody just "go missing". Which is what happened to a friend of mine. Because he called the cops when his life was threatened.
I have lost the last glimmer of faith and love for my country and people. This is a country composed of thugs, stupid people, foreigners and victims. Everybody somewhat good or smart has left this place and forgotten all about it by now.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I had a fucking meltdown a few minutes ago and I've been trying really hard to make this message seem as civil as possible.
we are serbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PgT0pilb0
>>52358543
Hello, what is serbian people's opinion of HRH Alexander? Do they see him as a leader? Respect? What about his wife, isnt she Greek? Anyway, I am just curious.
>>52360579
Somalia is certainly worse than Serbia
>>52360672
I would think so??? Preddy much anywhere in Africa with a few exceptions and certainly most of the middle east is worse.
It's better to be alone unless you want family.
Sex is overrated because it's how unintelligent people
enjoy their time on earth.
>>52358111
USA
It is sounding like it, but why is Argentina asking?
No, becaus I haf
>>52360777
>777
noice
meh, having a partner makes life easier only if they are a good partner and helpful. that is hard to find.
>>52360579
shit senpai
>>52360579
Shit man, I feel for you. Is it like that all over the country?
>>52360672
No it's fucking not! If I was born in Somalia I would have gotten used to my friends being killed by the government and become a pirate and take my rage out on innocent people or some shit.
I would also probably be a mudslime, so it would be perfectly fine and doable to blow myself up and take a couple of government assholes down with me.
But do you know what it feels like to live in a European country and hear that your friend was LITERALLY MURDERED BY THE GOVERNMENT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH?
>>52360786
I just find Serbia, like the rest of ex yu countries, interesting m8
>>52360777
words of wisdom
>>52360842
That good and helpful partner can 10 years later turn out to be a total bitch who will cheap on you, divorce and rob you of all your money and put you in debts for the coming decades, shittalking about you to your own child/children.
I'm 36, I have seen this happen to almost everyone who got married here. Why people still marry if beyond me, even the stats say 75% end up in divorce within the first 10 years.
>>52358111
England
In terms of wealth. No idea about anything else.
Yes.
States United
Yes
Yes
>>52360939
Hello, what is local opinion of HRH Alexander and his wife, please.
>is your country better than Serbia?
If my country shits in the woods, is it still a country?
>>52360938
I think that most people in Serbia tend to avoid trouble at any cost. Hell, even I usually do. So when someone gets arrested for speaking out against the prime minister for "breaking the constitutional order", everybody starts kissing his ass and stupid people think that they actually love him and vote for him. They also buy votes from the Gypsies: the entire Gypsy village gets free ID cards and filled ballots, and they get a few bags of outdated food or 20€ in exchange for the filled out ones.
But in my friend's example, if someone comes up to you and your girlfriend, which, it turns out, is his ex, and says "that's my girl, fuck off", most Serbs who are not mobsters or politicians would just say "OK" and leave her.
>>52361139
sure, anyone can turn out to be crap. its very hard to find a good man, or woman, that is for sure. People in general are not very good.
>>52358111
Flag
Yes
Yes
>>52361265
UNDER THE SHADE OF THE COLIBAH TREE
>>52361255
He is a specific form of faggot. He hardly even speaks Serbian, but he came here to grab a bit of that delicious political money. FUCK THAT FAGGOT
>>52361351
Does he live in Serbia? Is he seen as a potential ruler or? What do the people think of him..is he their future king? I am sorry but I am curious...
>>52361139
You dont have to get married also you can just have a partner. Its kind of bullshit bc marriage is a government and religious institution -
>>52361438
I don't know what others think, but I can tell you what I think, and I'm a disillusioned Serb, so others might feel differently.
But I don't think there's even a slightest chance that faggot could ever become king. And his kids are a bunch of spoiled little Ameribrats who don't speak a word of Serbian, so if they ever become kings, I'll stop calling myself Serbian.
>>52361551
Okay, I was curious. Thank you.
>>52358239
AND HE SANG AS HE SHOVED THAT JUMBUCK IN HIS TUCKER BAG
>>52361291
>
Shit man, that is Africa-tier corruption. How did it ever come to this? Since the aftermath of the war?
>>52362038
Since the 2014 election, I think. Because all the politicians who are in on it that I know of are Progressives, i.e. traitors of the far-right Radicals, who are now holding supermajority in parliament.
>>52362038
>>52362943
Nah. Actually, I think Serbian people were always like that, we were just fed bullshit propaganda to think we're human. No human is a real Serb and vice versa.
This is why everyone hates us. Fuck this country. I'm not a Serb, I am now Orthodox Bosnian and my country is under Serbian occupation.
I would ask fucking Germany for asylum, but there's too many mudslimes waiting in line.
>>52360627
He is a tryhard americanized cunt that can't even speak the tongue of the country he's claiming properly. No backbone, no character, respected only by diehard royalist rednecks.
>>52360579
COME TO BRAZIL. We need more people with good sense here.
>>52360579
Cex taksista opet ordinira
>>52358355
I love you Argentinabro
>>52360579
stfu moron, how butthurt can you be to lie like this?
I bet you r one of DS supporters
>>52360672
>>52360884
>>52360938
don't pay attention to that idiot
he is talking out of his ass
>>52360579
>his friend tried to sell drugs
>in serbia
>not push it to the western market
>to serbians
>gets warned
>thinks he's the man and nobody can do anything
>shot and dumped in danube while tied to a rock
>he dindu nuffin he a good boy
A black jeep with no registrations comes, shoots/takes guy but this only happens to scum that deserve it
>>52364167
I don't even vote faggot. Now tell me: when was the last time Serbia wasn't riddled with crime?
That's right, NEVER
Fucking faggot
>>52364211
>>52364167
>mafia shills
>>52364257
Fucking Australia shill.
I fucking know you're shilling, but still go fuck some kangaroos or whatever you people do in your fucking island of monsters, fuck you
>>52364305
>I don't even vote faggot.
that's cause your are a mentally undeveloped underage kid, and "people" like you can't be allowed to vote
>>52364390
>shill
Who am I shilling for you fucking dumbass?
>>52358111
yes because we won and they lost
>>52364449
just ignore that kid bro, he's stupid
>>52364449
You're brainwashed diaspora trash that is trying to get over his inferiority complex by being an internet nationalist.
>>52362038
he is talking shit m8, don't listen to that stupid shill
Whenever people meme about Serbia, they post Bosnian Serbs (essentially Bosnians of Eastern Orthodox Church.), not stuff from actual Serbia. I yet haven't seen a Serbia meme that's actually about Serbia.
>>52364561
>>52364504
>>52364444
>this damage control
Literally a country that invites gangsters into talk and reality shows. A country that gives out military command to members of organised crime.
>>52364634
nice shill lol
+1 ker
>>52364520
>diaspora
Haha no, I just have a Serbian friend who told me what the situation is like in his hometown
What is the purpose of your post besides attacking my flag?
> inferiority complex
Rich coming from a Croat who saw a Serbian thread and immediately jumped in
>>52365000
>a Serbian friend
Nice try, but you're transparent.
>>52364682
Shilling is something Serbs and Russians do.
>>52358111
Finlan
No
Yes
>>52358355
>>52358473
y'all need to do something about your flags, argies and nicaraguans
>>52365684
u and romania 2
>>52358111
1) Aussie
2) Sure, why not
3) Not for over four years. Welp, its getting pretty late. Time for sleep and cuddly physical contact with a another human being of the opposite sex
>>52358111
hungary
marginally but it's closing
no
>>52360777
sex is a sideshow in a relationship tho
1. flag
2. Maybe, both mushlit removers anyways.
3. Yea but I feel that's my destiny to become a wizzard
>>52360627
everyone hates him basically, he sounds like a ponce
>>52362038
he's talking out of his ass
we're just poor and the govt is a bunch of moneygrabbing hacks (hence my being here), but crime-wise it's actually quite safe.
think of Serbia as a country in a state of permanent siesta.
>>52360939
your friend was murdered by serbian government?
excellent, report it to the police, the ombudsman and the media. this is not fucking somalia. fucking whiny ds shill liar.
>>52366545
read the first post, he was murdered when he called the cops.
>>52366625
fine, i ll call the cops for you. or send your story anonymously to the ombudsman, kurir, press, b92, pescanik, e novine...
but you are not going to do that. because you are full of shit.
