>live on a small island with about 30 people
>only girl my age thinks I'm ugly and wants nothing to do with me
>home schooled so have no chance at going to college on the mainland
>spend my entire days just shitposting while family works the farm
I wish I was Australian
Whenever I bring up moving to the mainland my family guilt trips me. They expect me to marry their friends daughter when she turns 18, even though I'm like 8 years older than her. I would give anything to live in a real country and not this isolated shit hole. Even Germany would be better than this.
>>52352483
>fucking POO PEELAND
What island?
>>52352483
>not marrying dat qt loli
fag
Could you join the Army, OP?
Or is there not some sort of test you can do like an American GED that would let you go to university?
Failing that, you could move to the mainland and learn a trade.
>>52352521
Motiti Island, near the Bay of Plenty. It's not even a tourist spot so I never meet anyone new.
>>52352521
New Zealand if you can believe it
>>52352483
Sounds comfy as fuck, who needs girls anyway?
just leave, man. you can't let them ruin your entire life like that. for real, man. just fucking do it. i know it's easier said than done but if you don't do it, some years down the line you'll think about this and grow bitter filled with regret. JUST DO IT
>>52352538
I'm sure there is some way I could get into university by taking NCEA by correspondance. The problem is that my parents never actually home schooled me, they just said they did to the government. I'm a fucking idiot and haven't learned anything useful other than basic writing.
>live in a small island
>complain
Living in small islands is the best. Just go fishing for wife in Thailand or Tahiti
are you inbred >:D
>>52352546
Motiti Island is not comfy. It's one big farm, no bush to explore. It's also tiny as fuck. If I was on Stewart Island that'd be cool.
>>52352531
>18
>loli
>>52352570
Probably, my parents are cousins. I think grand parents were cousins too, or one side was.
>>52352563
>The problem is that my parents never actually home schooled me, they just said they did to the government. I'm a fucking idiot and haven't learned anything useful other than basic writing.
oh shit nigger, that's not good. education is pretty important.
doesn't australia allow Kiwis to move to their country without much restriction? and i hear that even if you have a basic job, your standards of living are pretty good? so i guess even with your basic education, you can lead on okay life in australia.
you're pretty lucky you were born in NZ 2bh
>>52352563
I'm sorry to hear that, man, although your spelling and grammar seem fairly up-to-scratch, at the very least.
Still, what about the trade option? Apparently NZ is crying out for tradesmen.
Regardless, the most important thing is not to let your parents ruin your life by keeping you tethered to an island of 30 people. I mean, I went to school with twice that many and it was a small school. You deserve to have your shot in the real world.
>>52352602
>new inbredland
seriously though cousin on cousin incest is hot af tb͏h imho famham
>>52352607
I can move to Australia, but Australia doesn't let Kiwis claim benefits so it would be hard without savings.
>>52352639
To do a trade I'd have to be an unpaid apprentice for at least a year (probably more). Without parents supporting me I'm fucked. I don't earn money because parents run the farm.
I am an Irish citizen as my grandparents were all Irish, are there any opportunities for me there?
>>52352539
Comfy?
>>52352681
>Without parents supporting me I'm fucked. I don't earn money because parents run the farm.
That's bordering on abusive, mate.
>Are there any opportunities for me there?
Nah, things are better here than they were, but probably no better than NZ.
You're not unimaginably far from Auckland. There must be something happening there, even to work in a café or something, or something else menial.
>>52352539
>Telling us your location when It's an Island with 30 people on it
>>52352483
>home schooled so have no chance at going to college on the mainland
Step 1: Wait until 20.
NCEA requirements will not apply.
Step 0: Get decent looking job credentials before this.
Step 2: University will give you a topic to write a 500 word essay on.
Step 3: Profit
Source: http://www.otago.ac.nz/study/entrance/unientrance/otago001299.html
>>52352483
>parents basically fucked you over by not giving you proper education
>somehow still feel guilty about leaving those retards behind
Fucking hell OP, you don't owe them anything at all.
Just fucking leave, you don't necessarily need education to live a full and plentiful life.
You can get some basic training in something and get a job in that.
Probably become a fisherman or something in Australia, probably doesn't require a fucking bachelor degree.
>>52352540
kek
>>52352602
>new inbredland
Is this the start of a new meme?
>>52352483
I live in a shithole island known as Sardinia , it's litterally and figuratively hell on earth
>>52352903
What's wrong with it?
>>52352903
Bornholm (the ireland of Denmark, except businesses are fucking dying) here, crazy with the amount of islanders here.
>>52352820
I would be happy if you came. Visitors are welcome.
>>52352813
I'm sure I could find a minimum wage job, but with my background I'd never amount to much more. I'd never be able to support a family. I want to find a way to work towards building a life. Auckland is also ridiculously expensive, so I think Wellington or Christchurch would be my best bet.
>>52352851
>NCEA requirements will not apply.
Wait what? I had no idea. Thanks anon, reading up on this now. Just hope I qualify for student loans.
>>52352858
They didn't fuck me over intentionally, they just didn't think it was important. To be honest I've always wanted to move to Iceland or Greenland even though they are isolated. I don't think EU passports grant me the right to work there though, do they?
>>52352903
It can't be as bad as OP's island
>>52352602
>Probably, my parents are cousins
Don't worry senpai, cousin incest only increases the risk of genetic defects the same amount as being born to old parents. Also, cousins cause less defects than second cousins.
T. mother was 36 years old when I was born.
>>52352903
Do they really eat maggots there?
>>52352953
>Iceland
They do actually
Come home yuro man
>this is where OP is right now
>>52353034
So I can work in Iceland with my Irish passport? I thought they were not EU members.
>>52352483
Fuck you. You're set up with a 18 year old. Don't complain.
>>52352949
>ireland of Denmark
How do you mean?
>>52352953
>Iceland or Greenland
>I don't think EU passports grant me the right to work there though, do they?
Greenland, yes, because it belongs to Denmark. I'm not sure about Iceland. They are in Schengen, but Ireland isn't, so I can't say for sure. Greenland you definitely can, though.
>I'm sure I could find a minimum wage job, but with my background I'd never amount to much more.
Baby steps, man. Even a few months away from the island might give you a new perspective on things.
>>52353034
They might not for Ireland and the UK, because we're not in the Schengen area.
>>52352858
Funfact: to be the man holding this sign you must have NCEA level 2
>>52353047
>>52353058
Disregard the above. It looks like your EU rights extend to Iceland.
http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/moving_country/moving_abroad/working_abroad/working_in_the_eu.html
>>52353044
looks comfy desu
>>52353047
>>52353058
http://www.mcc.is/english/extra/immigrate-to-iceland
>>52353058
>They might not for Ireland and the UK, because we're not in the Schengen area.
But isn't the UK flooded with eastern Europeans? Surely it's a two way system
>>52352953
Icelanders are racist as fuck and usually get butthurt as fuck about foreigners. Also their language is fucking difficult.
Greenland is the place where white people go work in the oil/mining business and get rich and where the natives drink themselves to death with the help from Danish government money. Fuck you're probably more educated than the average inuit lmao.
Both are really fucking depressing and you'd want to kill yourself really fast.
>>52352979
>Old parents increases risk of genetic defects
>36 years is old
Fuck got a source on that statement? I would like to look it up.
>tfw mum was 33 yo when I was born
>>52353058
Depressing, relatively isolated, the people are old and fucking alien compared to native Danes and it has fucking jackshit outside of tourist season. I know Ireland isnt trash at all, but it's relatively different compared to the rest of Denmark.
>>52353013
no
>>52352915
No job, poor, corrupt, the main city (Cagliari) is an absolute shithole
>>52353044
Kek, looks like fucking alcatraz.
>>52353089
Damn that's cool. Sucks I don't speak the language or have any job prospects. Killed hundreds of hours in EU4 and Vic 2 fucking around with Scandinavia and would love to live there.
>>52352483
Is the girl QT?
>>52353120
Fuck off, Jesper.
>>52353147
Doesn't stop these guys:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29892427
>>52353161
Uh, she will be when she turns 18. I don't want to come across as a pedo.
>>52353165
Should've probably used another Island like Jersey or Isle of Man
>>52353186
How old is she now?
>>52353186
Pls killyourself
Why wait till she turns 18 get that prime teen cunny while it's at its best
>>52353120
>Fuck got a source on that statement? I would like to look it up.
Can't be fucked finding a proper source, but your 12% more likely to be autistic:
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age
However: http://www.webmd.com/baby/news/20140203/babies-born-to-moms-over-35-may-have-lower-risk-for-certain-birth-defects
>>52353279
/tv/ pls leave
>>52352539
How often do you visit the mainland?
>>52353279
>12% more likely
Kek I don't need a fucking research paper to tell me that.
>>52353308
/reddit/ pls go
>>52353226
15. We spend a lot of time together and everyone just assumes we will marry each other. We've never done anything sexual though. Pretty sure she has a crush on me. The first time we visited the mainland (other than being born obviously) was when our two families went to Auckland together. We've always done shit together.
>>52353338
A couple times a year. We're pretty close to the Island. I'll normally go on behalf of my parents to buy shit.
>>52353420
At least you have a qt wife in a few years. Don't be so sad.
>>52353420
You lucky fucking piece of shit
Why not marry her, then sell the farm and leave together?
>set up with qt 15yo
>didn't have to attend public school
>probably fucks sheep
You lucky fuck, stop complaining
>>52353420
>15
Most anons here would kill to be in your position.
Also slightly off topic, but are you both white?
>>52353672
Yes, do this.
I honestly feel like hurting OP, complaining about such a nice situation
>>52353707
We're both white, but there are also maoris living on the island. It's possible she is part Maori, not sure.
>>52352483
>live on an island of a isolated country with almost no enemies
>with family
>with farm
>home schooling
>have to marry a young girl
>has internet connection
>Even Germany would be better than this
I would kill a 1000 babies to get your life.
>>52353742
every boy dreams about the wide world though
>>52353587
>>52353672
>>52353682
>>52353742
You guys don't understand what it's actually like. Admittedly she is the best thing in my life right now, but I'd still rather have grown up with real opportunities.
>>52353787
So you could fuck it up yourself and have no qt wife?
>>52353420
>be 26
>marry your 18 year old childhood crush
>stable job guaranteed
Sounds a lot better than moving to the concrete jungle while waiting to be mugged by some goons while your wife is fucking tyrone on the side.
>>52352483
I'd better live on an isolated island and try to work remotely as a coder, than live in this Absurdistan shithole of cuckfucks
>>52353777
Fuck, me too. It must be awesome to live in a real community like that, the stress of being an atomized individual in big cities is a bitch, everything is a hassle, no-one gives a fuck about anyone else except for what they can get out of them in the short term.
On the other hand, OP lives in a place where he can put down roots, where people will help him out and where he even has a chance to marry a qt 3.14 18 yo grill.
People will complain about anything
>>52353782
Fuck the world.
Also, the idiot wants to see greenland or Iceland (read:other isolated shitholes)
I am so angry right now.
What else in life could you want besides qt wife and a plot to farm?
Fuck.
>all these sad bastards envying this guy because he gets to marry some ugly 15 yo in three years
Take some courses on the internet m8, there are loads of places to learn basic stuff and the Open University do some good mid-level courses. Don't let your family guilt trip you into spending your whole life on some tiny island if hat's not what you want.
>>52352602
delet this
>>52353672
>>52353682
>>52353707
>>52353742
>>52353777
>>52353837
>le grass is greener on other side meme
>le life is easy with gf maymay
>>52352483
move away and do what you want, or you will regret it til the end of your days. If it doesn't work out you can always move back...
>>52353902
Thanks for the encouragement man
>>52353915
Yeah, they seem really lonely.
you can always become engrish teacher OP
>>52353902
>ugly
He never said this.
And I honestly think it would be an idyllic life.
I've honestly considered doing stuff like going up to the desolated mountains to herd sheep but that less than min wage pay n shit
>>52353787
To be fair. Most anons on this site are major selfcaused fuck ups who can't associate with the opposite gender, so they resort to romanticizing a simple and traditional life similar to what it used to be like more than 50 years ago.
>>52353837
>farming
>stable
Are you high m8?
>>52353915
I didn't say I was jealous, I simply stated a fact.
>>52353902
>do some good mid-level courses. Don't let your family guilt trip you into spending your whole life on some tiny island if hat's not what you want.
Exactly. Imagine being so hard-up for a woman that you don't even consider anything else in the world you might want, resigning yourself to never meeting a new person for as long as you live, just for the only girl your age you've ever met so far.
>>52353945
>Yeah, they seem really lonely.
Looks like all that home schooling made you a real genius.
>>52353945
>Yeah, they seem really lonely.
...
>some dude that lives in a tiny island with 30 people calls me lonely
Eyy, fuck you too senpai
>>52353986
>Are you high m8?
Farming is so heavily subsidized in The Netherlands that even if you fuck up you still earn a good salary each year, I can't believe it's any diferent in New Zealand.
>>52352483
>Even Germany would be better than this.
What is that supposed to mean?
>>52354051
Some farmers in New Zealand makes hundreds of thousands or even millions a year. Those are dairy farmers.
Our Island cannot support a fucking dairy farm. We're poor as shit lol.
>>52352483
>live on a small island with about 30 people
We live in a small island but have over a billion living here. Why don't you New Zealanders breed?
>>52353980
He also only said she was qt. Which is obviously a subjective opinion, nigger.
For all we know, most of us would probably think she was ugly as sin.
>>52354051
Yeah, bet it's different from country to country. But still:
>weather fucks up your crops
>bugs and critters fuck up your crops
>plant illness or whatever fucks up your crops
>basically your entire income for the year is fucked
>>52354082
Dairy production is lucrative as hell, engineers in the dairy factories or whatever you call them have some of the highest salaries in the country.
>>52354131
Wrong proxy m8 you're thinking of china.
Minus the island part. And japs breed less
>>52354082
wait so there is still romm to optimise the economy of your island?
Why not leave for the mainland to study agricultural science or some shit then become the king of motiti?
Marry the girl and move off island.
>>52353994
But it's the perfect love story. Motiti anon and his childhood sweetheart growing up together, him being the older one it's almost like a big brother and little sister relationsip, one day he decides he wants to hit it big and moves away to Australia while the girl is crying at the harbor while the sea drives them apart, facing hardship for three years and with little to no education he ends up being mistreated and scammed out of his belonging multiple times, having to survive on the streets in the harsh cold australian winter, somehow his relatives manage to get in contact with him and convince him to come back.
At the harbor, now grow up, his pure childhood sweetheart is still waiting for him and they live happily after.
>>52354131
They keep popping out cunts that just want to leave.
>>52354166
150 gorillion = 1 billion in Japanese Engrish
>>52354202
i crie evertim
>>52354220
Don't be rude m9
I meant' to say 100 milion
>>52354156
>weather fucks up your crops
>bugs and critters fuck up your crops
>plant illness or whatever fucks up your crops
Now why would that happen?
OP, disregard my previous posts.
Really considering it the lack of drugs would likely drive me insane in a couple months.
Marry the qt then leave to greenland or Antarctica or the Tibetan plateau or whatever isolated shithole your heart desires goddamn idiot
>>52353281
>tfw mom was 38 when she had me
>dads parents were second cousins
How the fuck am I even normal
>>52354326
You're posting on 4chan m8, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>52354169
good post
>>52354169
>what you should do is work on improving the economic efficency
the most german reply in the history of /int/
>>52354422
кeк
>>52352483
marry the daughter
>>52354326
Another scots muh heritage, I see
>It's Forgans all the way down
>>52353186
Age of consent in NZ is 16 you muppet
>>52354051
Kek, that's because European and American farmers are useless, we literally have no farming subsidies because our farmers are profitable without them
>>52354513
No shit. Her father said not until she's 18.
>>52354513
Doesn't mean one has to lose one's virginity at 16 though
The age of consent obviously has to lie somewhere slightly south of the socially accepted starting dates for sexual activity in either sex because otherwise it would be impractical
>>52354566
Yeah and then we get drought and the papers are literally filled with farmer whinging.
>Motiti Island is located off the Bay of Plenty coast of New Zealand's North Island. It is 21 kilometres (13 mi) north-east of Tauranga and 9.4 kilometres (5.8 mi) north-east of Papamoa. There were 18 homes occupied by 27 people on the island in the 2006 Census.[1]
That's amazing. Are there shops?
That sounds cozy to me
>>52354656
There is one shop, but it's more or a small dairy. We normally buy shit ourselves from the mainland.
OP and his future wife are both somewhere in this picture
>>52353044
fuck looks like there's literally nothing to do there other than farming.
would run away from/10
>>52354656
Where are you from?
>Motiti Island
>>52354742
Looks like way more than 30~ people.
>>52354735
If you order something on the interbutt they will deliver it at your home?
This is really cool.
>>52354819
>If you order something on the interbutt they will deliver it at your home?
Nah. We have a PO box in the nearest city. We also have another box where courier parcels are held that we pay for.
>>52354851
Is that your dad?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10776916
>>52354506
Actually French.
Why don't you get a student loan out and learn a trade in one of the cities? You're 23 so you're entitled to around $170 a week in student allowance, another $30ish in accommodation allowance, that should be enough to move into shared housing
>>52354422
>>52354463
all a man needs is a worldly education and an honest chunk of land desu senpai
Just move abroad for 1 year and learn a bit about the world and maybe make a little place for yourself to go back to
If the girl is the most important thing for you ATM don't loose that
Experience yourself now before she gets of age
>>52353120
>Depressing, relatively isolated, the people are old and fucking alien
Unless things have dramatically changed in the last 2 years, that is bang on
>>52352483
>get given a free waifu with a tight arse hole
>baaaawww lifes so hard
>Small community problems
I know how you feel bro. Don't listen to these fucking bullies.
I grew up in a tiny as fuck village of about 400 people. Because I was one of about 40 people under the age of 30 and the majority of the population are old women one of them opened a strip club in their house where I had to perform once a week from when I turned 16 until I turned 20 and finally left. Its the only job I could get other than cleaning windows.
The worst part is the lack of women my age, we only had 18 and they all have boyfriends from the other men in the village (one of the old guys, he is 67 and has two women who he has threesomes with often).
>>52352483
Don't stay there. Your life is yours. Go see the world. You have the internet to teach yourself whatever. If you go to college, what would you be interested in studying?
t. Someone also intending to leave my island to see the world one day.
From what it sounds like on the thread you should just figure out if girl would want to go with you to the mainland, if yes wait to marry her and then leave, if no leave as soon as the NCEA shit stops applying. In both cases you should try to teach yourself as much as possible so you can pass college.
>>52352483
I grew up in Tasmania and made it here OP, follow your dreams. Also update us when it all works out.
>t. Someone also intending to leave my island to see the world one day.
>>52357030
Are you me?
>>52358460
Maybe. I just don't think I'll ever be fulfilled just being stuck here, where everything is taken care of and you must toe the line.
>>52352483
>>spend my entire days just shitposting while family works
I do the same and I have every opportunity to make my life better, I just fail miserably. It probably feels worse since I have no excuse.
