>Why yes, Crimea is rightful Ukrainian clay
>why yes, this useless piece of land we annexed is rightfully ours
>Why yes, Crimea belongs to Russia now
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>77% L1 Russian speaking
>97% Russian-speaking at home
>60% ethnic Russian
>Arbitrarily and undemocratically transferred from Russian SSR to Ukrainian SSR in 1954 so it would be easier to supply with hydro-electricity
>Voted 96.77% to join Russian Federation
>This percentage corroborated by Western-run opinion polls
>Not Russian
self upboat
>Turks and Caicos are rightful Canadian clay