>tfw no rina gf
/cum/fy thread
I JUST WANT A NATALIA GF
FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>dad calls me asking what I'd want for christmas
>don't even know and just say a book or two
Feels good living the minimal life, no clutter and shit.
Please respond to my rant
>>52341488
>Mejor rojo que muerto
>Better red than dead
>plutôt rouge que mort
Cuales son unos buenos areas/barrios en el DF?
Good image. Saved.
Canadians will defend this
>>52341510
>not having a kindle
real mexican food~
>>52341522
videogames are for kids
>>52341529
la zona rosa :)
>>52341501
you'll have to get in line, Im already saving up for a trip to crimea to win her heart
>>52341522
I stopped playing after a little kid called me a "shit slut"
>>52341522
I haven't played TF2 in years but I still have it installed and I get what you mean dude
>>52341522
Turn off auto-updates.
>tfw depressed but trying to hold it together
>>52341529
La embajada de EEUU
>>52341535
They were so close to the cup. I just want Calgary to win
>>52341553
Goodgoy.jpgeez
>>52341570
You are always acting like a turboautist and saying "GAS GOMMIES XDDDD" and now you want to fuck natalia.....wow you are an hypocrite
>>52341585
but I want to play it
I'm kind of feeling rather bummed out today..
I don't even feel like posting very much.
>>52341605
>no stanlees in over 2 decades
>>52341522
>tf2 update automatically started downloading in the middle of csgo match
>steam wouldn't let me pause it
>ended up throwing away half the match with 900 ping
god bless
>>52341603
ORALE
post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJF7MEt0NQ
>>52341635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuSSlFZ8cfA
>>52341608
I will show her the error of her ways, and we will settle down and have a little family of Capitalists
>>52341607
>purposefully using an inferior alternative
Goodchilean.webm.gif.exe
>>52341612
What's wrong my Celt-Iberian friend?
>>52341612
S'cool.
Relax and take it easy.
nth for don't bully!
>>52341650
>she will never stomp on your balls with high heels on and spit on you and call you a filthy American capitalist
just end it
>>52341666
I don't even know, dude.
I guess it's just one of those days.
>when ppl try to talk to me
>>52341666
>you will never slay huge beasts with your bros using nothing but swords and spears
Why live
>>52341635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6J49q6iMk
>>52341650
>>52341695
first your army need to invade crimea
I used to enjoy Kanye West around 2007-2009, but not anymore
Did he change or did I change?
>>52341732
Are those banned in the US?
>>52341766
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an amazing album, everything he made after that is kinda shitty.
Started a new job as a hostess at a restaurant. I hate it already.
>>52341766
You changed.
>>52341535
>tfw I didn't have internet back then and missed the 11 riot threads on /sp/
>>52341704
Relax with us m8. You are an honorary member of /cum/
>>52341787
Swords and spears? No. But the only huge beasts to slay are niggers or inside of Walmart.
>>52341805
>hostess
You're that passable?
>>52341732
That elephant could feed a Celt Iberian tribe for awhile
>tfw no Alex gf
>>52341857
I'm not trans?
>>52341834
Thanks, I guess. But rarely drop by.. I only dropped by over a couple of days ago.
Does being a honorary member bring any sort of benefits though?
>>52341815
>tfw /sp/ was good back then
>>52341881
>tfw no emma gf
>>52341890
>Does being a honorary member bring any sort of benefits though?
Access to a wide variety of lewd pictures.
>>52341890
You can post all the anime you want, you are protected from banter, and you become senpai
remember to ban weeb pedo spammers
>started caring about my appearance
>started buying decent clothes and shoes
>got a new haircut to replace the ultra long and greasy hair I had before
>started getting complements from people in my classes, and qts
>talking to girls now seems effortless and they're always interested in what I have to say
I don't like this, /cum/. I miss back when I was a loner and getting a girl's attention took effort.
Star wars was fucking great
>>52341971
> those eyes
> those tits
>>52341805
Will it last through the summer? :^)
>>52341971
>>52341986
This is excellent.
I am totally down for this gig, dudebros.
You just lived up my day. I'm being 100% honest here.
>>52341890
You can have whatever you want
>>52342022
they're literally just lines you fucking autistic sperg twat
>>52341805
Liar. There are no girls here
Did a lame tattoo on an annoying woman just now lads. Does not feel great.
>>52342036
Fuck no it won't. Any updates on that camp job, bb?
>>52341996
Why would you want that?
>>52342080
Okay. :^)
>>52342055
Welcome to North America
>>52342065
No u
>>52342113
Like I said, no real updates until after new years
I'll shoot you an email when there's an opening (which is likely since 3/4 of the people in the position won't come back)
>>52342080
this
>>52342155
Eh, I was hopeful. But thank you. You out of EC yet?
>happy holidays
People who say this shit need to fuck off.
>>52342065
Hey, don't bully that guy, dude.
The other dude posted a really naice lewd image. It was fuckin' legit.
Who gives a shit if it's a drawing. It's lewd and naice, that's all it fucking matters.
If you didn't get a hard-on at that like that other dude did, man, you're probably, like, maybe fucking gay, man.
are pillars of equality and transistor any good?.
just waiting on the sale on tuesday, dunno which games to get
>>52342187
No, I work on Sunday so I'm just housesitting and shitposting. We finally got some snow the other day too.
>>52342113
> tfw Michigan and Wisconsin will never split Wisconsin between them
>>52342217
pirate first to try em out
thats what I always do
>>52342205
Happy Holidays
i got a netflix free month trial again, is there anything decent to watch?
>>52342206
Thanks senpai
WEST VIRGINIA
>>52342246
i pirated this war of mine, it was fun, but now i probably wont buy it since i already beat it twice
>>52342205
I always said that when I worked at a restaurant during HS. Better that than getting yelled at by a SJW.
>>52342244
Why would you want that? Why would you want that disgusting state?
>>52342223
No snow in So. Minn. yet. Went to Edina today and barely any snow there. But that's nice at least. Enjoy it.
>>52342205
happy kwanzaa
>>52342273
This looks very pedophilic
>>52342253
you can marathon the entirety of the A-Team
>>52342253
I think it has 3/5 of the ghost in the shell modern movies
>LeMonopolyMan has started posting again
>>52342253
Why don't you just torrent the shit you want to watch?
>>52342205
I just say Merry Christmas to everybody, including people who I know are Muslim
Tfw lost 15k blood echoes ;w;
>>52342205
it used to be normal phrasing but people twisted it
I like saying Merry Christmas to people who obviously don't cerebrate it.
Anyone else feel aimless?
>>52342288
>Better that than getting yelled at by a SJW.
What the hell did you do before?
>>52342244
Give it to the mitten, Yoopers don't deserve to take in those shitstains.
>tfw no MN-Yooper border
>>52342288
>Why would you want that? Why would you want that disgusting state?
Lebensraum. Assimilate 1/4. Enslave 1/4. Kill or deport the rest. We can terraform the land
>>52342345
thats it?
you're adorable
Happy birthday Stalin ;_;7
>>52342335
thats what i usually do, but its a free month so it saves me having to sift through the shitty torrents
i wonder if i shouldve gotten a ps4 during black friday. i already have a pc, i'd only get it for destiny, EDF4, and Ace combat 7 dunno if it'd be worth it for that
>>52342332
He better not of or I'm turning the bully switch back on.
>>52342387
este compa ya esta muerto
>>52342348
It would be treated like a colony and over time once the colonists have settled and life is good it will become a autonomous area within Michigan
>>52342348
I worked as a server during HS. I have been yelled at for saying Merry Christmas, and I lived in a small, Lutheran, Minnesotan town.
>>52342367
Would you be willing to split with MN?
>>52342387
I will tell my bf ;_;
>>52342418
that's the reason why i put ";_;7"
>>52342347
yeah...
>>52342427
goddamn commie harboring traitor
>>52342427
Absolutely. We both deserve it. Minnesota is my favorite state besides my own
>>52342253
http://kodi.tv/
get the plugin 1channel
http://tutorial-iptv-xbmc.blogspot.com/2015/02/1channel-or-primewire-add-on-for-kodi.html
precede to watch anything and everything you could ever want for free without fear of fucking anything up, even if you are computer illiterate. It has every movie released as well as every single TV show imaginable although with movies the newest releases are likely cam recorded versions or chinese rips with poor quality if they havnt been released on dvd yet
>>52342368
I only just started the game so it's a lot more devastating then it seems to you late game fags. The fucking hunter on the machine gun in Old Yharnim has made me rq twice now. He's so fucking fast and has so much hp if I climb up there he kills me and if I don't I accidentally get caught and die to the fire.
>>52342427
>communist bf
Traitor
>>52342457
>>52342480
Not a commie. The bf is currently in the works to get a Lithuanian citizenship, so that's better, right?
>>52342461
Thanks MI. I'll be sure to visit soon. I've never been up i've heard the UP is nice in the winter?
>>52342412
Well, you can watch some decent movies I guess, if that's your shlick, dudester.
What kind of genders do you like? I can maybe give you a recommendation or two.
>>52342510
It's really nice. Cold as balls but Heikki Lunta doesn't disappoint
>>52342424
execute lifted truckfags when?
>>52342427
damn m8, hope the hostess job works out 4 U
>>52342592
Soon. I hate Midwestern people who try to act redneck
>>52342592
I-i didn't get enough hours so I have to work at the other place too over break. ;_;
>>52342542
Will do!
what do i do with this
>>52342624
come here
>>52342644
then what?
>>52342666
buy some horchatas
>>52342666
and you can buy junkie food
>>52342674
chi
>>52342682
Saboritas?
>>52342624
Save it. I collect money from tons of different places of the world I've visited.
I even have some Mozambique Metical's.
>>52342704
IM NOT CHICANO
We can split the Lake Superior lowlands, Northern highlands, and central plains. Michigan will get the eastern lowlands and Minnesota will get the western uplands
>>52342707
yes you can buy sabritas or takis fuego
>>52342623
You study in Rochester right? If you live there it could be okay to get hours in, or do you live around central MN?
>>52342617
>driving in the evening
>shitsconsinites always driving with highbeams on blinding me
>>52342521
sci fi
documentaries
havent watched movies in a while either
wageslaving drains me
>>52342711
I used to have Iraqi Dinars with Saddam Hussein's likeness on them, now I cannot find them. It is probably a collectors item now.
>>52342737
me gustan takis fuego
I dreamt I had a gf, /cum/.
>>52342751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ
The years to come
>>52342770
ojala pudiera comprarme unas, pero ahorita no tengo dinero :(
>>52342751
any report on what he said after some such event not perpetrated by mudslims?
been watching reviewbrah for about two hours now lol
>>52342740
No, WSU. So it's like a 2 hour drive if I wanted to work there during the school year.
>>52342729
Thank you. :^)
>>52342807
i will send you some takis fuego, they are all over the place here
>>52342818
Top lass, good school
>>52342799
I dreamt that a cheeseburger was eating ME
>>52342244
the bay area is fucking garbage, probably one of the worst areas of the state
>>52342855
Yeah, I really like it. It's cozy and not too spendy. I did PSEO here too. I love it.
>>52342815
He's a lad
![[Mwees externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ElosUwK.jpg "[Mwees externally].jpg")
>>52342818
>WSU
Wayne?
>>52342843
awww yis!!!!
>>52342898
?????
the man
the myth
the legend
cum lol
>>52342913
No, in MN. Sorry ;_;
>>52342904
>I did PSEO here too
Did you drive all the way there for a class? I know at my HS if you did PSEO there was a Com college about 15 minutes away for an hour of class.
>>52342935
semen lmao
>>52342741
>sci fi
Have you ever seen Bladerunner or Solaris (the original, not the George Clooney version)
I really like these old sci-fi movies.
>>52342770
>Iraqi Dinars
They are most definitely a collectors item now, broseph.
>>52342935
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>52342967
yeah i saw them
>>52342898
See >>52342367
If we don't like it we will destroy it or send people from Detroit there
>muslims
>>52342959
No, they let me live there actually! They're one of the few schools that offer PSEO that also offer housing. I had to pay for the housing but not the schooling which was great.
>>52343018
Holy shit really? Never heard of that before. you lucked the fuck out
Which one /int/?
>>52343057
blonde, but the picture you chose is shite
I leave New York tomorrow. Hold me /cum/, I don't want to leave the greatest city in the world (or country)
>>52343057
Easily the brunette
Easiy
>gril at work really likes me
>I don't feel the same
I mean, she's nice but I wouldn't feel comfortable being with her. What do?
>>52343057
brunette if she got rid of the fringe
I'm fucking hammered.
>>52343057
Zoey looks like shit without bangs, usually I pick darker hair over blondes.
>>52343086
tell her you don't like her in a romantic way but she's a nice person.
>>52343057
neither. Emily ruins bones and Zooey is annoying
>>52343057
I'm a sucker for dark hair and light eyes
>>52343057
Zooey. I've been told I look like her.
>>52343053
Yeah, I know, I'm so grateful. I applied really late too and they still let me in. Concordia also lets people live there, and Gustavus. It's a great program.
>>52342995
I assume you've already seen all the classic Alien movies.
>>52343057
Put both in trash
She is literally 5/10 at her best
>>52343193
horror scares me so no
I can't stop masturbating. help me.
>>52343183
I assume you graduate in a significantly less amount of time compared toyour peers?
>tfw graduate in winter 2017
>>52343253
I-I can hold you if you get scared
>>52342995
What about District 9, 12 Monkeys, Serenity, 5th Element or Stargate?
Out of the top of my head I can't really remember more I've seen..
>Canada voted for a lie
>>52343258
My hands are a bit cold, but sure I'll help
>>52343299
there is really no reason to have it illegal. This is coming from someone who absolutely fucking hates stoners and weed culture
>>52343260
Yeah! I'm thinking spring/summer 2017. How's your program going?
>tfw i'll be 20 when i graduate
>>52343308
You better be female, you fuck.
>>52343292
yes
no
yes
yes
yes
>>52343289
l-lewd
>>52343339
;_; I'm a dub major and studying abroad will elongate it
literally the best girl
no flex ZONE
THEY KNOOOOOOOOWWWWW BETTA
THEY KNOOOOOOOWWWWWW BETTA
>>52343343
You haven't watched 12 Monkeys?
It's actually really good. Look it up for more information.
I enjoyed it pretty much, though it's a bit old by now..
I AINT GOT NO TYPE
BAD BITCHES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
>>52343366
what's her name?
>>52343362
I want to do study abroad in Russia (I know, I know), because they have a great IR program and I have a boner for Cold War politics. Where are you going?
>>52343342
You didn't specify and I'm already revving up the fryers
>>52343366
For looks maybe. Heather Feather and Springbok blow her out of the water.
Rae Sremmund literally looks fucking 9 lmao
>>52342751
TWENTY SIXTEEN
I MEAN COME ON
>>52343428
https://www.youtube.com/user/Hlvillaire
>>52343436
I was in Goymoney last semester, might go back for an internship.
>>52343426
You ain't got no life
Cups with the ice and we do this every night
If I ever got rich I would want to build a resident evil style house where you'd have to solve puzzles to open doors and shit
>>52343485
What program did you go though? Because at WSU we can go though almost all UW programs, I think.
>>52343477
>ASMR
this one is more cutie
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8vSMnbaYzgCI1WDtWuAcwg/videos
I really can't explain why America loves mouthy British unfunny cunts so much but they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI9BSgMVkJI
>>52343494
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
This guy built a hotel to torture people pretty crazy
>>52343504
UW program
Save your Confederate dollars
>>52343343
S-Sorry if i was a little to aggressive
>>52343494
that sounds incredibly pointless and unnececessary
what if you had to take a shit? you'd spend 7 minutes just trying to get to the bathroom
>If I ever got rich I would want to build a resident evil style house where you'd have to solve puzzles to open doors and shit
>>52343531
First American serial killer.
>>52343574
said noone ever
>>52343562
people who stutter in text should be euthanized
>>52343533
cause the South will rise again!
>>52343625
r-rude
>>52343629
>>52343524
https://soundcloud.com/things-behind-the-sun/01-summer-symphony-mix-7-5-11
>>52343625
Lay off, dude.
That dudebro was just trying to be cute or some shit.
There's nothing wrong with cute stuff every now and then. It lightens up the soul, man.
>>52343660
Our day will come
>Illinois
>blue Midwestern states
damn i always thought Bobby Shmurda was a poser like most rappers but it looks like that nigga has really shot a lot of people lmao
>Canada & USA
>>52343689
never ever
>>52343531
EC or another?
>>52343727
MINNESOTA BEST BLUE STATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8ovFMO_KI
>tfw no spotter to bench press with
>>52343730
>no mexico
trashed
>>52343670
https://ryoko.bandcamp.com/track/310
>>52343686
there's nothing cute about text stuttering
>>52343749
>Canada Jr
>best state
>>52343625
>weeb
Opinion discarded
throw yourself into traffic from the nearest bridge
>>52343792
W-WHY MUST YOU BULLY M-ME CALIFORNIA
M-MY MOM IS FROM THE BAY AREA ;____;
>>52343787
>>52343787
>Canada, USA, México
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BPpEis7BAA
I will not be reconstructed
>mfw an american accidentally raped his 350 pound daughter near me
>>52343686
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52343806
It's not an opinion, it's an objective statement.
>>52343817
I bust chops
its just what I do
>>52343832
Sorry, that was me.
>>52343832
How does a woman get like that? Like I could never imagine getting that fat.
>>52343788
>there's nothing cute about text stuttering
It's supposed to be a onomatopoeia, dudester.
Onomatopoeia are pretty cute. They literally bring to life whatever your reading.
Literally.
Trust me on this, I'm really good with languages.
>when people try to bully me
>>52343875
I'm just used to being bullied just because I'm Minnesotan.
I get bullied for my accent a lot.
>>52343892
I know what it's supposed to be, that doesn't make it less dumb.
>cutting yews in tree gnome stronghold
>wearing D Legs
>>52343867
Ew stop it weeb
as you can see, /cum/, alberto barbosa >>52343892 has graced us with his presence. please, greet him
t. alberto barbosa
>>52343945
which rs
>>52343910
lolhomo
>>52343921
Minnesota more MENesota lolhomo
>>52343977
Old School.
![[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.20_[2015.11.06_03.31.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEwZhix.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.20_[2015.11.06_03.31.53].jpg")
>>52343945
>hating on d legs
>hating on cutting the yew right next to a bank
>>52343945
>have all my cool stuff locked in my bank because I quit membership
>>52343921
Where are you from in Minnesota?
>>52343944
It's only dumb when people abuse it >>52343817
Kinda like using emoticons on an imageboard.
imo
>people who talk in cam rooms like they're talking to friends
it's a literal whore she doesn't care about you lmao
>>52344004
>i was announcing what I was doing
>>52343983
>says Missouri
>>52343822
i really loved it
![[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 5 (720p 10 bit AAC)[484C772C].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2015.10.24_02.26.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJA3COi.jpg "[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 5 (720p 10 bit AAC)[484C772C].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2015.10.24_02.26.27].jpg")
>>52344036
>greentexting what you are doing
