what's even the point? edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
First two verses of 99 Red Balloons,
"You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.
99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by."
>And the German original. Not a literal translation.
"Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons"
Bompan' for interest.
rural
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGmlN4y2qa
>>52319413
>rural
>roo-roll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDD4rHW2gI
>>52317390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0peoasazJCA
ok r8
>>52319672
Flawless as always m8. Genuinely nothing wrong.
>>52319798
ok Babs so you will try some Bolish now
"Lime Tree" by J. Kochanowski, XVIc. poem
Gościu, siądź pod mym liściem, a odpoczni sobie!
Nie dójdzie cię tu słońce, przyrzekam ja tobie,
Choć się nawysszej wzbije, a proste promienie
Ściągną pod swoje drzewa rozstrzelane cienie.
Tu zawżdy chłodne wiatry z pola zawiewają,
Tu słowicy, tu szpacy wdzięcznie narzekają.
Z mego wonnego kwiatu pracowite pszczoły
Biorą miód, który potym szlachci pańskie stoły.
A ja swym cichym szeptem sprawić umiem snadnie,
Że człowiekowi łacno słodki sen przypadnie.
Jabłek wprawdzie nie rodzę, lecz mię pan tak kładzie
Jako szczep napłodniejszy w hesperyskim sadzie.
>>52319891
>Gościu, siądź pod mym liściem, a odpoczni sobie!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yDHkfcTr6j
>>52320287
it's beyond amusing how blind are anglos to such incessant nonsense as "ortography"
>>52320644
>incessant nonsense
Jacek, that made zero sense :^)
>>52320745
why does your post smell so hot, vole
>>52320644
Like I'm gonna learn Polish IPA for these threads. I don't even like drinking IPA.
>>52317390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dAerLnc5tD
>>52319891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VucLzK74Mo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mLJkskmKvZ
is /lang/ the new /voc/ ?
>>52323213
Can you make a more monotonous voice m8?
Evening, any German going around?
>>52324138
there >>52317390
>>52324180
He probably meant, "Any German raters here?" because I can rate German for sheiB.
>>52324258
Oh okay, my bad
>>52324258
>>52324180
I did but that's cool no worries pierre.
We open to the possibility of karaoke?
>>52323384
I can
t. erihomo
>>52324384
do it
>>52324366
>We open to the possibility of karaoke?
FUCK YEAH, all night long
>>52324490
Ok pierre take your pick :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEuPk9WWiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQoxlUyqzjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo6l7rnbs3g
>>52324407
got a sore throat so I didn't read the full text
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eLwp7r1vWX
>>52324645
Ayy, I think I'll pick Purple Haze this song is fucking great, but I'll do it later
>>52324769
Noice.
I look forward to it
>>52324909
Don't worry, just let me get a taste of dat californian wine first
>>52324909
got more of these?
>>52324931
>californian
You fockin wat m8?
>>52325335
Idk, I found that bottle so I tasted it, not great t b h
>>52325444
>not great t b h
What are some great French wine brands then?
>>52325595
I didn't mean to be rude to american wine, I just don't like it !
There's no real wine brands, it's more "types" of wine, mainly depending of the regions where they come from, like the Bordeaux or the Beaujolais
>>52325701
>>52325755
What is Petain doing with this glass of wine ?
>>52325800
just chillin' on a wine bottle
>>52325800
>wine ?
> ?
>>52325865
wot
>>52325946
I think your usage of space bar might bother him ? I mean , it bothers me too .
>>52326016
That's because you cannot into french.
; ? and ! have a space before and after them
, and . have none before, just one after, just as in english.
>>52326076
I know . But I think it ' s stupid and looks like this to me .
tbqh
>>52326076
but you're writing in english, so why would you use french punctuation?
>>52326116
No it isn't !
>>52326129
Because I'm used to it, that's how I always type and use spaces with punctuations
>>52326160
No wonder why most of Europe hates France tbqh
>>52326353
We don't really care t b h
>>52326467
can confirm
>>52326353
>t. a place so irrelevant it's not even a real country
POKER TIME TBQH LA DS
>>52326467
I know. The only country that cares about haters is the USA.
>>52326536
Europe hates each other though
t. Europe expert
>>52326536
Sbane > Frogland
>>52326661
Only because when you go there the spaniards are too busy asleep for you to ever actually have to deal with them.
>>52326955
>he doesn't sleep during the day
>>52326955
Well fucking memed sir.
I don't think I'm gonna karaoke t b h, no bully, requesting anything to read
>>52326955
>tfw I usually get asleep when I commute
>>52327072
well fine, either that or conning and bribing each other out of what little money you have left.
>>52327108
Shame desu
you joining poker later ?
>>52327213
I spoke too fast, I just don't feel like karaoke honestly, maybe tommorow, gotta look for some noice songs
Of course I'll join poker !
>>52327279
im gonna request one for me to do lad and i'll post it in tomorrows thread, noice.
Yeah i may just pop into poker. Thread is bare
>>52327380
Here are the songs I'm listening to these days, maybe you'll find one karaokable, they're pretty different from each other kek :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJhjiibbR7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ue714d1V6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
Since a month the threads are pretty quite t b h
>>52327497
>quite
Fuck, quiet not quite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vw1NaGZ9R4
a sloppy quiet one
>>52327798
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vw1NaGZ9R4
Awesome voice, no homo
>>52327798
> Sloppy quiet one
Just like my shits at 3am but yours sounds much nicer.
I require your finest Norwegian.
>>52327880
>>52327947
Thanks, I could spot the brit even without the name tbqh
>>52328084
hinga dinga durgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqehGlg6m8
>>52328086
ayyy what's that supposed to mean?
Alright here's a karaoke in french, because I feel guilty not doing one after I said I would
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zi3GxLyIZF
>>52328192
Well, one is complementing another man's voice and the other one is talking about sloppy shit
>>52328272
>talking about sloppy shit
That's more of a German hobby than Brit but I take your point
>>52328658
London was the shit capital and Thames is still shitty
Though it's not like aura river is any cleaner
>>52323377
Yes.
>>52328759
alright lad ://
>Nigel joins the poker room and everyone left by then
topkek
>>52329370
come and have a nice bath!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y8A42YBb1n
