Japanese primary schoolchild boys are afraid that they take a shit at school. This is because it is made a fool by their classmate when they take a shit in their school. He is said to be a shit man from classmates for a while unwillingly when he takes a shit in their school. Is this strange phenomenon common throughout the world?
No, we don't bully people because they need to use the bathroom
That's rude
Who the fuck shits at school? Doesn't everyone hold it in until they get home?
*joke about indians*
>>52304520
Happens here. I used to use either the nurse bathroom or once I had a friend stand guard outside. You'll get wet soapy paper towels throne in the stalls or worse desu.
We also don't shove our index fingers up people's anuses: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
In elementary school it was similar
In middle school it was similar, also the students' restrooms literally didn't have doors on the stalls
In high school we snuck into the teachers' restrooms
No, although I usually don't take a shit at school due to to the uncomfortableness of not being able to shit in private like I do at home
However if I do need to take a shit while on campus, I like to find a building that few people frequents, go to the very top floor and take a shit in one of those restrooms where nobody uses. It's quiet and peaceful
>>52304564
When you drink the night before, it can be really useful.
>>52304564
this tbqh familia
>>52304520
I have not heard it though.
>>52304604
That shit's hilarious though. The guy would be wincing in pain when you land a solid one.
if you don't fuck your gf in your school bathroom then your country filled with autistic nerds
>>52304604
I never understood how the Japanese are able to be both culturally restricted and fucked up in the same time
>>52304679
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>>52304663
literally my first fingering experience, recalling it makes me moist, too bad she was bit ugly
>>52304520
Do Japanese kids really need to clean bathrooms themselves?
>>52304520
put a coin in a urinal once every school day for good luck and healthy shits
>>52304758
Yes.
After lunch time, i had to clean classroom or lavatory or playground etc.
>>52304520
Absolutely. But more like because toilets aren't very clean and smell bad. And there is no way to sit down on them.
do you have adult janitors or cleaning maids thast clean the school or is it all done by the children?
We only bully each other if they take off their pants while peeing.
>>52304935
>mo way to sit down on them
I thought this was normal in Russia
I held it in until I got home 100% of the time I went to high school. I only remember shitting at elementary school once or twice and I felt uncomfortable doing so outside of the comfort of my own home.
I don't think I shit outside of my apartment for the entirety of undergrad.
In my studies now I commute ~30 minutes each way so I end up shitting at school. It's not the greatest but my faculty has a pretty new building and there are private washrooms on the upper floors of the library which I use. Not too bad. Shit-tier toilet paper though. I considered bringing my own to have in my locker but I'd probably never come back if someone saw that.
>>52304679
at my high school there was a secluded bathroom where some chick gave out blowjobs.
She got in trouble for it before I got me some tho
>>52304916
This is both hilarious and also a legit means to discipline those little fuckers.
>>52304564
Japanese children endure it not to take a shit as much as possible until I go home. They do it in the restroom of the school if they can not stand shit.
I never did it at school, but there was never any bullying about this, only the "eww" comments maybe. It's also taking longer than peeing, and in case there's a big queue, people feel annoyed.
In any case, it's kinda awkward.
>>52305165
Just remembered some funny /mischief/ stories as a high school student regarding public bathrooms.
We were such cunts in hindsight holy fuck.
>go to movie theatre bathroom with the lads just before a film
>quietly enter, see shoes underneath one of the stalls
>guy is quietly struggling
>we sneak some laughs
>friend starts making some planning gestures
>not sure what exactly he's implying we do
>at high school we would just wet paper towels and throw them over the stall and yell shit like "kamehameha!!!" or "fore!" or "bombs away!"
>friend sneaks over to the stall door
>wait for the guy to start struggling again
>friend starts fucking pounding like an ape on the stall door while yelling like a literally retarded person
>see shoes/pants suddenly shift as the guy stands up or something
>just hear him start yelling in fear
>"WHAT THE FUCK? JESUS FUCK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE"
>start throwing wet paper towels over the stall door while also yelling like zombies/retards
>guy just keeps yelling "what the fuck? what are you retards fucking doing??"
>we snicker and run away
I wonder what he thought about that. I'd probably get PTSD from this happening to me now.
>>52304916
In my country, making kids clean lavatory would be illegal.
Has nobody heard of tactical shitting, like go for a shit when nobody is noticing and then slip back into the group like nothing happened, in Japan do you announce that you are about to go for a dump.
(Yes, I can see my flag and I have always pooed in the loo, memes be damned
In America we clap for each other when we poop
>>52304564
Fucking never had to till I started drinking coffee. I try to shit in a building I know is empty.
go to closest street
>>52305334
Easier on a designated street raaj
>>52305285
Cleaning time take not so long time, at most it takes up to 20 minutes or less.
Therefore all of children who are obligated cleaning own classroom or other areas don't regard these as cleaning works, but just a routine work before an end of the school day.
>>52305751
Well my bum would never make contact with nasty toilet seat germs
Easiest would be to shit my pants TBQH, then I wouldn't have to get up of my mobility scooter.
>>52304520
Hi, Korean in Japan.
"Japan is such a bad country"
"Everybody, please hate Japan"
You've worked hard day after day!
>>52305781
>daily labour at school
>SCHOOL
>>52304520
only because the shitters at schools are dirty.
>tfw I have trouble to shit in places that are not my house
>>52305781
Classroom, yes. But toilets? It's not that healthy to do imo.
And we did consider any work at school a little humiliating. Because we always have a janitor person to do that for us.
>>52306119
this 100%
I've taken a shit in every school from elementary to university, and never had a problem with it.
I'd really like to know about japanese shitting habits in schools, can't really imagine it being like this.
I havent took a shit not even once in my life but people call me shit-man. Why?
>>52305781
that's a cool practice, we use janitors but having kids do that themselves would be good for them imo
I was ashamed that I took a shit at school at the age of a primary schoolchild. I feel nostalgic for those days.
I pretty much only shit within the privacy of my home, the couple of times I've had to use a school bathroom I remember I'd put a layer of toilet paper around the seat so I'd never make contact with the porcelain
I've literally never witnessed an authentic japanese poster speak in anything but the most hilariously broken engrish, why is this?
I literally couldn't read through more than half of OP's post without bursting out in laughter.
Russian toilets are stuff of nightmares, of course i wouldn't take a shit there willingly.
>>52305910
fuck off
We also bullied kids who shat at school and didn't do a good job at hiding it.
>>52304520
When i was at school, i never taked a shit at school. When you take a shit in home. It is relaxing.
Like a joga
>>52304520
No one here cares if you take a shit to be honest. We would say if we were going for a dump or if we had one so people would know where we are during breaks. I, being autistic, would always use the furthest toilet from all the people, all the way on the top floor. No one ever came in while I pooped, which was great.
>>52304691
Its called being repressed. Anyone who's deprived of something will go more crazy for it when they get a taste
>>52304520
>>52304564
Fuck so that happen everywhere?
I do too but because my country is shit and school toilets are dirty.
>>52305561
DESIGNATED
>>52306062
we had that too at my school.
>>52304520
There was this one kid in my class who couldn't hold his shit and had to go at least once a day. He got bullied for it. Toilet breaks were for girls.
>>52304600
Wat?
No one cared. What the fuck? Its something that literally everyone does, how could you mock someone for it?
We had clean toilets so yes I went in school no problem
How would you even know if one of your friends took a shit in school?
Do you constantly stand infront of the toilets and observe who enters?
I don't took a shit when i at school
Stinky school toilets are shit, and they never use bidet poor fag is shit
Fuck you i'm full
never shat in school because the toilets were dirty
in uni i usually go to the faculty with the least guys and have a shit there
I just take a shit if I needed to, I'd try to hold it if I'm in the middle of a lecture but if you need to go,you need to go
>>52307280
SHITTING
>>52304520
>He is said to be a shit man
>>52304564
This, I never took a shit at school in 12 years.
>used the toilet a total of about two times at school because they were never clean and I was afraid of contracting some kind of illness
>>52304604
>http://www.kancho.org/
Noice.
>>52307319
>>52304564
>>52306945
>holding your shit in instead of letting it out naturally
this is how you get cancer
let your poo be free
>I don't shit at school because it's dirty
>meanwhile, your body is infested with shit for several hours
topkek enjoy your hospital
>tfw you used to leave ketchup packets under the toilet seat so that when someone sat on it they got their legs covered in ketchup
I remember the day the principal said on the intercom that the school was limiting the amount of ketchup packets you could take because "some prankster" was putting them everywhere.
Restroom of Japan
>>52308050
>Have to go to the hospital
>Day off school
Literally win-win
>>52307786
a shit man = a unko man
>>52304520
Such laughable cases occur only in your elementary school.In my elementary school ,I don't care at all.
It is similar to witch hunting in the Middle Ages to take a shit in an elementary school of Japan. Hot as much as that.
>>52309332
Read a Japanese article.
http://www.j-cast.com/2013/11/23189640.html?p=all
If someone catches you doing a shit at school there is definitely the possibility of getting bantered for it. Definitely something to be avoided if possible.
I can did a poo at school less than ten times in my entire school career, and even then it was only really times of urgency.
>>52304520
I've taken a shit maybe once or twice in 12 years of public schooling. Who wants to use disgusting public toilets?
>>52306062
Yes, how awful, kids being forced to be productive.
>Taking shit anywhere other than your home toilet
>shitting at school, ever
>>52304520
I don't know but I never shat in a public toilet in my whole life
>>52309660
Schooling is essentially one big witch hunt to find the weirdos.
>>52305910
This
>>52306062
>>52309924
>being forced
>how awful
Excatly, glad we can all be civilized here.
>>52310086
Read a Japanese article.
http://www.j-cast.com/2013/11/23189640.html?p=all
>>52309891
Because students clean the restroom every day, it is not so dirty.
>>52306473
It is good for the health to laugh for any reason.
>>52304564
This. I drank lots of coffee and I wanted to shit SOOO fucking bad, my ass was exploding, but I waited till I'll go home. 10 years of ass pain. Finally I'm finished the school, and can shit whenever I want to, because I don't leave my house.
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>>52304520
>mfw I lived just across the street from my school
I take two long shits at work because doing that on company time means I'm literally being paid to shit.
>>52304564
last time I was desperate to take a shit at highschool I just left the class room and walked home desu
I never did and most people avoided shitting at school. Once my friend had diarrhoea and had to shit, and in the middle of it a group of Abo students came in started trying to kick in the stall door while he was in the middle of shitting, so he had to hold the door shut with one leg whilst still spraying shit.
>>52311440
They thought the smell was one of their own giving birth in the stall and they were trying to help them.
>>52304604
this also happen in here
>>52311440
While I took a shit at school, I was often kicked in the stall door.
>>52312389
>>52304604
The PK is not taken even if I foul in a penalty area in Japan. On the other hand, I have penalty Kancho stolen like the comics.
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>>52305084
The restroom of Russia resembles the restroom of the old model of Japan.
>>52305335
Is it true?
