How can other asean members compete in dota against Mineski?
>>52267181
Just use the nation's sekret weapon.
![20130911_220b82b563c53fcd14351867f2deff25_1378872059[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oDlW4iz.jpg "20130911_220b82b563c53fcd14351867f2deff25_1378872059[1].jpg")
Just bought this hon da.
What hon da do you drive?
First for Duterte 2016
>>52267181
they need to up their farm clock tactics and focus on top down flanking
>>52267256
Only steers and queers ride Honda.
Do you guys own pets?
What kind of pets?
is Star Wars really just a glib facsimile?
>>52267304
Isn't Yamaha literally Japanese for faggot?
>>52267374
Pet rock
>>52267207
Perhaps surgery, m80
.
>>52267374
nice try NICA
>>52267374
my cat and me on the right
>>52267383
yes, it is the Japs. Just looks at this video, ther police can't even defend themselves from kurds and turks kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVo0D6LN-xU
>>52267256
I drive a Toyota desu
>>52267374
Chickens and cat .
1st for north caloocan
>>52267383
yamaha is mountain blade or something that involves a mountain.
okama is the word that you're looking for.
>>52267374
Mosquitos
>>52267522
I wuz waiting for you, why didnt you show up?
IF DUBS WE ALL GET GFS BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS :3
>>52267646
I hope so ;-;
>>52267646
ahahahahahhaa
>>52267433
Nice try, Patrick, but that's a fish.
>>52267452
>>52267479
>>52267497
4 king fishers
13 love birds
1 cat
2 local dogs
1 collie dog
3 sailfin dragons
5 pond turtles
>>52267631
Can I join? I'm good at sucking.
dubs we suicide pact in recto
>>52267638
uuwi nga muna ako wew ang kulit mo taenang yan
>>52267744
TOP KEK LET'S SET THE DATE GUYS
>>52267526
"Mountain" represents butt cheeks and "blade" represents cock. Face it, Yamaha is Japanese for faggot.
>>52267744
wew lad
>>52267789
the eyes see what the heart wants to
>>52267806
>n-no you ;_;
Only a Yamaha driver could be this delusional.
>>52267861
>he sees cocks and buttcheeks in everyday signs
okay
>>52267742
You own a pet store or you're crazy?
>>52267742
are you living in a zoo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxO65T6zVHU
>>52267479
Lel is it really this severe the hate betwen ethnic.
>>52267526
Yamaha comes from the founder's surname and means mountain(yama) leaf (ha)
>dutdut wants to remove algebra, calculus, and trigonometry in highschool
more stupid people in stupid island
>>52268025
>b-b-but we don't use algebra, calculus and trigonometry outside of school anyway
ayyyy lmao, we're fucked if he wins
>>52267479
Somehow i think is japan vocab is really very limited or what. Their choice of word and sentence is very funny.
>>52267789
can also be
>mountain is to breast
>blade is to cock
Yamaha Motorboat makes more sense.
>>52268025
to be honest those are covered in Math 1 and Math 11 in college.
>>52267374
I keep a lot of Yukkuris in the back of my house.
>>52267742
No thanks, already got enough sucking my blood and money dry.
>>52268077
there are people in college who don't even know how basic operations work or LCDs, Fractions, etc.
Hell even in economics some students fail in debit credit shit.
This just dumbs down younger people and not giving children the opportunity to actually to be interested in math subjects and maybe actually pursue courses that involve mathematics
>>52268001
ah you're right. never bothered to look at his name's kanji, just typed what was on my mind.
>>52268211
That's the failure of primary schooling.
Math 1 and Math 11 (or whatever it is called in your uni) cover those things. These are requirements even for liberal arts students.
>>52267806
>>52267898
>>52268292
It looks like three tuning forks placed in a formation. At least to me. Because I'm not a homosexual.
What is it like working at a Chink centric company?
>>52267901
The thing is that these pets take less than 15 yards in the backyard.
>>52267955
The love birds are in the cage and the king fishers are tied at the resort cottage.
>are you living in a zoo?
Aren't you?
>>52268292
Just think of those as three dicks spewing cum if you really want to indulge your fantasy.
Also the founder looks gay as fag.
>>52268359
how do I stop abusing my dog? I need more patience but he keeps being a dick.
>>52267744
nice try REKTo killer but not even double dubs can shill me
>>52268162
I'm not sucking the money
>>52268322
>drives yamaha
>not a homosexual
What about this aren't you getting?
>>52268476
>closeted vietnamese homosexual
That's a new one
ITT:Homosexuals
>>52268529
I'll take care of it.
>>52268388
>how do I stop abusing my dog?
Don't let your dogs get inside your house?
My dogs are excellent pillows for camping outside.
>>52268586
Is pic related supposed to show the current state of your cock?
>>52268593
he's always outside. chained because he fucks up the compost and trash bags.
also chases the house cat and other bigger dogs even though he's a "little shit".
I'm also paranoid with him getting sick because I spent 1.5k PHP for meds and injections
>>52267646
Only if dutdut wins.
>>52267744
Only if dutdut wins.
>>52268522
>cu.cksby
>viet
found the new one
Flips what is this song about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H46Q6vMcKA
Because the Malaysian cover version is straight up about NTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6zMoJ_bls
>>52267256
2000 Honda s2000 ap1
>>52268946
Just a generic I love you song.
>>52268850
cuck is already unfiltered.
>>52268077
If anything we need to start teaching kids algebra and calculus early grade school like grade 1
In my school they do teach businesses math in highschool but it was very textbook not so applicable in this country. and its a private school
In collage theres algebra and calculus for first and second semester freshman but base on my experience they don't teach you anything they expect know it already they just tell you what to study and boom test every week. not even telling you where to apply it but I guess that depends on what course you are.
so yeah we still need it badly.
>>52268850
>he still thinks cuck is filtered
kek
HOLY FUCK ARC WARDEN IS SO RIGGED HERO
SPLIT PUSH MASTER
>>52268946
No hint of NTR whatsoever. Just one guy singing about his oneitis.
>>52268946
Malays are cucks
>>52269123
>assfaggots
>this damage control
>>52268850
Xin chao, my name is Anh Gatsby.
I’m a 23 year old American doanh nhan (sex tourist for you nguoi nuoc wai). I listen to nhac vang and v pop on my fake iphone, and spend my days drinking beer and eating superior Vietnamese seafood. (tom nuong, ca duoi, com chien hai san)
I train with my motorbike every day, this superior vehicle can move at almost 100 kph because it is produced by over one hundred child laborers, and is vastly superior to any other vehicle on earth. I haven't earned my driver's license yet, but i always carry a twenty dollar bill in case i see a cop.
I speak Vietnamese fluently, both Mien Trung and the Mien Bac dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Vietnamese history and their drinking etiquette, which I follow 100%
When my Vietnamese visa expires, I am taking a weekend in Cambodia to try out their prostitutes and buy another stamp at the border. I hope I can become an English teacher or a massage parlor owner!
I own several subtle camo tank tops, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go back to America, where I am not considered buff enough to pull them off. I use two hands with my elders and seniors and speak Vietnamese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond with anything but "HELLO WHERE YOU FROM."
Wish me luck in Vietnam!
How do I deal with my parent's disappointment /asean/
anyone for Mar should be executed desu
>>52269537
join ISIS lad, they'll be proud you fight in the name of Alah
>>52269537
Tell them you're just conflicted part time then drive a kalis through their chests.
>>52269537
>an hero
>sudoku
>challenge a water buffalo in a fist fight
>>52269375
>Be 21-48
>Win game
>>52267181
How can I lose my virginity guys?
>>52269756
Tommorow, meet me at recto.
>>52269904
Are you going to kill me?
>>52269949
tsutsugihin ka sa pamamagitan ng pagchorva
>>52269967
Sounds neat
dutdut
>>52269756
tangina pumasok ka lang sa isang massage parlor malapit sa lugar mo at magdala ka lang ng 5k pesos, sobra sobra na yang pera na yan
sobrang patay-utak naman yang tanong mo
>>52270153
Why is everyone doing Pepe?
Udah tidur semuanya? Masih awal lagi ni gan...
>>52270153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s772nbo3Iu0
>>52270354
I want someone pure.
>>52270405
not him but.
mga tambay sa kalye na walang pera kundi pang sigarilyo lang at kanin, nakakakuha nga ng chix. ikaw pa kaya na may pera at mejo may kinabukasan?
nasa bibig lang yan tol. kahit nga mataba na parang sinuntokan at inapakan ang mukha nakakachix ikaw pa?
wag kang ma discourage pag hindi ka type, ang dami2 diyan sa tabi-tabi nka tago na "pure" o mahinhin na magandang dalaga. maghanap ka lang at pursigido, tiyak may papatol sayo
>>52270405
>I want someone pure
Ulol haha kumantot ka nalang ng kahit ano dyan para matapos na
>>52268946
flip propaganda song to entice and brainwash flips into invading sabah
Is 6.86 the beginning of pinoy dominance?
>>52270667
>invading Sabah
You mean taking back Sabah
>>52270405
pure mo mukha mo. nagmamalinis ka pa kung kala mo sa sarili mo hindi ka nakakagawa ng masamang bagay sa buong buhay mo. papasok mo lang yung pututoy mo sa binayaran mong kepyas, tapos na ang problema mo. bakit mo pa papahirapan ang buhay mo kung may madali naman na paraan pre?
>>52270817
>>52270618
>risking aids for sex
You can't cuddle with a hooker senpai, you're going to need another kind of prostitute for that.
>>52270984
>risking aids for sex
>what is condom
SHIT! Just 2 numbers more and I'll already 4m$! What am I gonna do with 50$?
>>52271110
>2015 in year of our lord jesus christ
>still thinking that condom eliminates the risk of HIV
EU4 story time
>playing in 1898 as Spain
>barely holding what's left of my former empire
>my Carribean holdings are rebellious
>thank Allah, my African holding, Pacific islands and Pilipinas are still loyal
>Holding Philippines and pacific islands is very hard because they're on the other side of the world
>So, I had to create a seperate army (20k) strong and a 20 ship strong navy just for that region
>then I improved my relations with le frog as I don't want to be invaded by them from the north while my army take back Africa
>I also concentrated into pleasing my Caribbean holdings so they don't rebel and it worked
>Poortugal is also under my thumb, I guaranteed their independence and married into them for alliance
>20 years later
>managed to conquer most of northern africa though the competition of colonizing africa with the le frog is increasing I managed to keep the peace
>suddenly Italians and Germans banded together to invade le frog
>me thinking I can take this opportunity to take Italian colonies like Tunisia and Somalia sided with my ally le frog
>It was Spain, France, Poortugal and Russia vs Italia, Germania and Serbia
>I was deebly wong
>German and Italian war machine broke through the le frog countryside
>puny le frog army got wiped out in one battle
>call back my 42k army of Africa to the mainland to fight
>I have a total of 84k army combined with my army of Madrid
>we go to southern france to face italian plumbers
>150k stack of italian plumbers saw my army and le frogs we get wiped out
>run back to Spanish border
>germans conquer paris while plumbers are nearing border
>Russians got battered by Germans on their front most of Western Russia fell
>Fuck_the_Frogs.jpg
>I made sure my navy doesn't run into Italian navy and I made seperate peace
>paid assloads of money, I also changed sides quickly I started to make "friends" with Italia and Germania
>tfw they didn't respect my border and got their armies to run through my lands to beat up Poortugal who was also sided with France
>while all of this was habbening Britain was in full communist revolution the entire island was occupied with communist and Britain's empire just declared independence
>I cheated a bit because the game was slowing soo much with the amount of troops fighting
>I went to play as Italia and declared peace humiliating le frog and Russia and making them pay loads of money
>soon after that opportunity struck me
>le frog colonies in africa rebelled big time and le frog lost
>fresh african nations to conquer
>only le frog holdings left in africa are the ones on northern africa
>I'm readying my troops on the new Mali border, but Mauritania and CAR are allied to them which could overextend my troops
>I also introduced Catholicism to north western africa
>Only Morocco my vassal is Sunni in that region
>mfw I got cucked by Germania and Italia the biggest power in Europe
>mfw US did fucking nothing but invade Mexico
>mfw China is a fucking mess
>mfw Russia is getting beaten up by Turks
>mfw Japan is Japan
>mfw Haiti kicked out Netherlands in the Caribbean
>mfw New Zealand conquered new guinea and won a war against the Netherlands
>mfw Britian is still occupied by communist
that's it for now
>>52271297
okay, enjoy being a virgin while i fuck tight ass pussies
>>52271693
>prostitute
>tight ass pussies
>>52271326
>>52271629
so is this the story of Spain going from a super power into a tourist destination?
>working out with maria ozawa
>>52271891
she should just settle down and marry desu
>>52271745
yes, the fate of Spain depends if Italian and German tourists decide to invade
>>52272189
/asean/ can into math right?
So how many miles of dicks has Maria Ozawa done
>>52272575
that's an impossibru task!
>>52272575
>>52270767
That is a funny way to spell rightful malaysian clay
>>52272575
Depends on how many of her videos you have fapped to.
>>52271326
>>52271629
>playing EU4
>1898
Fucking bullshit, unless you Extended Timeline
>>52274135
obviously, I used extended timeline. There is an EU Empire system in the mod now but it's still kinda broken and work in progress
And the AI isn't fucking retarded now, they just used to just sit around even while at war or being invaded and the smaller countries just used to turn their government into merchant republics.
sleep
>Indonesia-san making us new ship
We're going to this for peacekeeping purposes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWSi1bdxx_o
>>52267255
>mfw I just added pathing prediction to my automatic sunstriker
>>52269735
>enemy alch farts away 12000 gold on memerapiers instead of another sheepstick and a shivas
gee
>>52274673
based Joko
>>52269415
Is this for real?
Good night, luv.
>>52269400
All of those skirmishes were started by Muslims, Robin should lay off the coke.
>MNLF invades Zamboanga, this is somehow Mar's fault
>Kiram's bandits invade Sabah and got bombed by Malaysia, this is somehow da gubmint's fault
>PNP are to arrest a Malaysian terrorist and when the terrorist fought back they killed him and the MILF near the area slaughtered the cops, some at point blank range
>>52275682
>sleeping at this hour
banci lo
>>52276420
desu the Kirams is pro-flip governemnt and the rightful claimants of Sabah. :^)
>>52275381
that's norcuck he gets a lot of jungle pussy in Vietnam, he even showed us pics of his girlfriends.
>>52277183
No they aren't, they remembered they were "Filipinos" when Malaysia started bombing them and they started dying in droves.
MAF gave them three weeks to go home, the AFP wouldn't give them such timetable and would just proceed to erase them.
>>52267497
>Chickens
Hello
pls stop kidnapping us
Thank you
>>52277596
Why do frenchmen choose chicken as their national symbol?
>>52277675
Type in Wallonia flag, that's the flag of French Belgians
what's it feel like to put you benis into bagina?
>>52278249
dat, i gannot helb u frenb.
>tfw your father literally died in your arms
>>52277251
Im jelly
>>52279560
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
>>52280158
=^]
bump fact: /asean/ was a mistake
bump fact: this is how british people mate with their women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXZ-ijNAFVM
>>52283506
>abnoy settles with yakuza used goods
pottery
bump fact: nasi goreng is malaysian food
Where are the Australians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S23xyazk90
LFS
F
S
As always.
>>52285770
LFS?
>>52285847
Leyte
Fucking
Shit
Memeral Luna DVD Release today lads
>>52286995
I still haven't watched this, still waiting for stream ;_;
>>52287050
I'd would probably go out and buy it and then upload the rip,
If I had a DVD drive, and If I knew a damn thing about ripping DVDs.
I just googled sugar daddy.
>>52284560
fact: Borneo is Brunei's rightful clay
How do you say "I Love You" in your language /asean/?
>>52288489
"Spread you legs. AEC in less than 2 weeks."
>>52288489
In English we don't say "I love you" but we say "I accidentally landed in her" and I think that's beautiful.
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUbPa6j2xJg
>>52288763
I thought only ruch dunecoons get to say that.
>>52288913
>implying england isn't full of ruch dunecoons
I'm offended tbhwy :^)
>>52288763
>>52288913
Reply me dammit. I am suppose to join BBQ with my highschool friends. But instead, I'm getting dragged to hometown where nobody lives because my college imouto are having reunions with her middle school friends
Fuck life.
>mfw the Brit gov is going full NSA and is trying to pass a bill that will:
>allow them to intercept and read my messages and look at my internet activities
>to allow them to "interfere" hack my computer
>to allow them to ask companies to help them "interfere" with my komputer
>to allow them to collect all my smug anime images, weirdnose pics, homemade memes and qt coreans
jezuz
>>52289451
>reunions with her middle school friends
that's a good chance to get a qt gf though...
>>52289600
I never know what Luzon is.
>gf
Die
>>52289654
don't you want to know what being loved by a woman feels like?
>>52289600
Move away from there senpai.
>>52289733
Wanna hear my blog?
>>52289900
sure why not
>>52289758
I can't yet, I'm not leaving this island without qt British gf
>>52289984
Dragged pain ch1.5
Welp, it can’t be helped I’m dragged to my hometown. I’m in 5th semester and one of my highschool friends is already working. I don’t know how many of them will start working next year. My point is will each passing year it will be harder for us to meet in end-year holiday (all of us went to different college). So, bccause I can’t gather this holiday I pre-order 10 eclairs (pic related) as substitute for my gift in a gift exchange event. Last afternoon I asked in group chat if any of them could accommodate ’10 x 20 cake in their fridge’. Message status is read by all. No reply sended.
>>52290430
I'm afraid chapter 2 gonna be me going pic related.
hey lads, when is wca starting up again?
I have extra ticket for star wars in sm megamall.
who wants to cum with me? im alone btw and no stabbing will occur
If dubs, I'll attend paskuhan tonight.
>>52292008
When?
>>52292008
I already plan to go on 2 Jan.
>>52290549
wtf, how did tnc tie up with CDEC for 1st on their group?
>>52286995
>Heneral Luna
>Mandirigma
What's with Philippine chest-thumping war movies as of late?
Hue hue hue
>Be me
>Watched new Star Wars
>Ends up feeling like watching Episode 4 all over again
>New Death Star(Now being an actual planet and much bigger powered by a sun)
>New Darth Vader(The guy with the cross lightsaber)
>New Yoda(the midget alien who somehow got Luke's lightsaber)
>New Emperor Palpatine(Almost the same though with flatter nose)
>New Luke(the white girl who loves the nigga)
>New Han Solo(the pilot who got the help of nigga to escape)
>New Leila(the nigga literally)
>New Obi Wan(Now the Old Han Solo)
>New Boba Fett(The female storm trooper)
>New R2D2(The droid who is basically two spheres)
>New desert planet(Jakku)
If you watched episode 4, you can easily predict how the film would go.
>>52292550
so its like multicultural/sjw version of the old one?
>>52292525
>just like the olden days
kek
>>52292673
Yes pretty much.
Though to be fair, the SJW stuff is not so much in your face, except with nigga and white girl leads.
>>52292550
Pls delet i havent watched this yet because i live in the middle of nowhere and the buses stop at 11pm
>>52292964
No major spoilers here if you didn't watch Episode 4 :3
>>52274991
No those 2 divines are from Arc Warden
He suicides after getting Mega Creeps
>>52293086
Thanks qt :3
Feels good no more classes
>>52294064
is it your xmas vacation already?
>>52294064
vacationfags will arrive in force on asean threads till 2016
Jesus, how many British in this thread?
>>52289984
You still here?
>>52294330
>>52294359
Yes vacation alone in my room ;_;
EG is the most powerful team in the world
>>52267256
How much does that cost in Vietnam?
Also, I drive Yamaha, not Honda
Command+F : dutdut
Only 4 result comes up
Don;t dissapoint me bro
>ctrl+F
>Malaysia
6 hits
hooray for malaysia
>>52267256
Motorcycle users should be purged tbqh.
Work harder and buy a car if you're too stupid to operate a bicycle
morning
>>52296612
>>52296612
>>52296661
I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE.... I WILL NEVER DIE ALONE....
>>52296908
Just allahu ackbar yourself already.
I love the way you are~
>>52296908
>you were born alone.
Test
Nigger
Should I bring a car to paskuhan?
Can I park it in recto?
>>52297973
you dont bring cars to manila fucking shit.
that place is same tier as caloocan
>>52298086
Thanks for the tip.
Now I got more reason not to go to the stupid paskuhan fireworks.
>>52297973
>2015
>going to paskuhan
I graduated from UST and not once I went to paskuhan, fuck that shit.
>>52297973
>paskuhan
>Recto
A bit far tbqh
>>52298203
>not going to pasukan and invite girl out to fuck later that night when she has actually a legit excuse to go home late to her parents
>>52298203
That's just sad sempai.
Please tell me you enjoyed your baccalaureate fireworks at least.
>>52298224
Can I park my trunk into your garage?
>>52298283
>Accounting
>fucking
>attractive girls
Pick one
>>52298324
It wasn't, I never missed anything.
>>52298548
>not picking up girls with different departments during your PE
>>52298592
The only co-ed PE I took was table tennis, I went with two semesters of apehoop in my sophomore year
Even ROTC chicks were hotter, I wish I was in Arki/Eng instead
>>52267256
I have this one when I'm not driving desu
there was a big prison riot between two biggest gank in bali yesterday
be careful for bule and sex tourists who want to spend holiday in bali
>>52286995
Will they release it in the *Flix services later?
>>52283826
>assume presidency as a single """man"""
>models throw themselves at you
>plays DOTA with literally retarded nephew instead
>pussy keeps falling on his lap
>e-excuse me I h-have to p-play video games
>presidency almost ogre
>still single
>totes not gay u guise
>>52299074
vidya is definitely better than 3dpd
i'd say aquino has his priorities right
>>52299123
He can literally play video games while having 3dpd slobber on his cock. If a pleb like me can do it, surely the nation's highest official could do better? Unless he likes the dick.
>>52298817
That's a cute motorcycle :3
>>52299379
Thanks. I already crashed it several times wks
How did I do?
>check acc
>6 figure sum banked in
What do you do?
>>52299692
I've been here for three months and I still don't have a job.
It's depressing.
>>52299735
>expecting to find job opportunities in modern america
Nigga they cant even give their own people jobs.
>>52299735
stop being choosy faggot. In what industry/field do you want to get into tho?
>>52299759
I thought they'd get bonuses for hiring immigrants?
>>52299735
what do you specialize in senpai
>>52299678
Did you choose British?
>>52299784
>>52299794
Just a part-time job to help my parents pay for my school, car insurance, and for some pocket money.
I'm willing to do pretty much anything.
>>52299810
???
>>52299824
I am assuming you play EU4 as British,is it not?
>>52299789
There's a lot of racial profiling in job applications here.
It's feels strange.
>>52299678
go away espanya
>>52299824
>Just a part-time job to help my parents pay for my school, car insurance, and for some pocket money.
In which state are you in? Also provide the following:
>immigration status
>educational attainment
>>52299853
>There's a lot of racial profiling in job applications here.
You mean the "please select under which you fall into: White, Latino, Asian, Pacific Islander, etc?"
>>52299850
Spain
>>52299861
No.
>>52299692
i dont know. i had that dilemma when i got my first paycheck which is 3 months late and it stacked till it hit somewhere 100+k plus some bonus i guess
i just bought some latest shit like phones etc..
>>52299735
Cia is always hiring.
>>52299789
They get by by hiring them on cheap and probably below minimum wage.
>>52299824
Idunno, maybe some thankless government job, assuming they allow non-citizens those
>>52299908
True, you'll have to be in the DC area though, among other things.
>>52299879
yes
shoo
>>52299927
>They get by by hiring them on cheap and probably below minimum wage.
This only happens if you're an undocumented immigrant and your pay is literally done under the table. What he is referring to is the diversity quota of some companies. You don't get in just because you're not white; you'll need some skills too.
>>52299878
>In which state are you in?
Commiefornia. OC, to be more specific. There are a LOT of flips here. My neighbour is a family of flips.
> Also provide the following:
>immigration status
Legal
>educational attainment
Spent two years at UP. currently on Leave of Absence
>You mean the "please select under which you fall into: White, Latino, Asian, Pacific Islander, etc?"
Yep.
>>52299927
>Idunno, maybe some thankless government job, assuming they allow non-citizens those
I'm fine burger-flippin and stuff like that. It's going to be my first job.
>>52300001
*I'm fine burger-flippin and stuff like that. It's going to be my first job. I don't want to remain a NEET. It's terribly boring.
>>52299968
Nah
>>52299980
I know another flip in america. He got into a customer service job by being non-white and he also gets cool bonuses because of muh white guilt, but his soul is dying after having to interact with american liberals day after day.
>>52300029
please,yes?
>>52300040
I've yet to actually talk to someone, desu. And qts are very rare. Similarly, my sister is yet to make any friends here. And she's been in school for three months.
From what she says, most white chicks are sluts and bitches, apparently. Latinos and Latinas, OTOH, are the nicest people you'll probably meet.
>>52300001
>legal status
I'm assuming you're already authorized to work?
Here are your options:
1. Take a two-month course and be a CNA
2. Take a >>52300029
(they are always hiring)
Are you able to acquire a Travel Document so that you could go back home and finish your degree?
If you can't even find a mcjob you're not looking hard enough or you're being too picky.
>>52300114
Hopefully you'll find learning spanish to be a bit easier from all the loan words we have in tagalog.
>>52300114
How much is the tuition there compared to flip universities?
>>52300157
10x
>>52300176
even for community college?
>>52299933
Not really, all you have to do is apply like a regular job.
>>52300157
Education is pretty expensive there in general. The two-semester MA I'm looking at costs $50,000++ just for tuition.
>>52300204
Most of the positions are in the DC area. They will not pay for your relocation on most (if not all) positions.
>>52300197
It's about ~$100 per unit or some shit.
