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be australiancan't stand the outback heat, go take a showersee thisWhat do


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>be australian
>can't stand the outback heat, go take a shower
>see this

What do
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>australian
>can't stand the outback heat
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I'd pat it
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kirr serf for honna of proud pure austrarian famiry
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>"well, just gonna have to shower with the garden hose ta'day"
>go out
>see this
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give 'er a pat an a rat
she'll be right
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>"fuck it, just gonna go out and have a pizza"
>"oh shit not again"
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>>52263296
>be israeli
>can't stand my arab roomate, go take a walk
>see this
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> guess I'll go for a walk then
> 5 minutes later
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>>52263337
this. if you can't handle >45 degrees then leave
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>>52264870
Sadly you don't encounter many of those because Arab hunters killed most of them. Also they aren't a danger to humans, certainly not as the Arab roommate.
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Ello stranger
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>>52265266
>Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
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>>52265266
Meh Tbh.

>be Israeli
>make salad
>open a bag of lettuce
>"hiss hiss motherfucker"
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>>52265351
is that snek?
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>>52265406
Yep. Israeli Viper, commonly found in supermarkets.
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>>52263296

Pee on it
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>be israeli
>fuck I wanna make a pizza
>prepare the pizza
>go to cook it
>see this

what do?
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>>52265503
I thought Israeli snakes were mainly found in your government.
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>>52265503
>google Israeli Viper
>get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipera_palaestinae
>palaestinae

sasuga, israel
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>>52265266
>1.16MB
>2448x3264
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>>52265621
At least they aren't found in our women's pussies.
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>>52265503
>Commonly
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>>52265699
That would be the snakes in non-Israeli pants, fucking your slutty wimmenz craving non-kosher cock.
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>>52265680
>sasuga

All those years in Canada and still haven't learnt English, Chong?
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