>be australian
>can't stand the outback heat, go take a shower
>see this
What do
>australian
>can't stand the outback heat
I'd pat it
kirr serf for honna of proud pure austrarian famiry
>"well, just gonna have to shower with the garden hose ta'day"
>go out
>see this
give 'er a pat an a rat
she'll be right
>"fuck it, just gonna go out and have a pizza"
>"oh shit not again"
>>52263296
>be israeli
>can't stand my arab roomate, go take a walk
>see this
> guess I'll go for a walk then
> 5 minutes later
>>52263337
this. if you can't handle >45 degrees then leave
>>52264870
Sadly you don't encounter many of those because Arab hunters killed most of them. Also they aren't a danger to humans, certainly not as the Arab roommate.
Ello stranger
>>52265266
>Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight
>>52265266
Meh Tbh.
>be Israeli
>make salad
>open a bag of lettuce
>"hiss hiss motherfucker"
>>52265351
is that snek?
>>52265406
Yep. Israeli Viper, commonly found in supermarkets.
>>52263296
Pee on it
>be israeli
>fuck I wanna make a pizza
>prepare the pizza
>go to cook it
>see this
what do?
>>52265503
I thought Israeli snakes were mainly found in your government.
>>52265503
>google Israeli Viper
>get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipera_palaestinae
>palaestinae
sasuga, israel
>>52265266
>1.16MB
>2448x3264
>>52265621
At least they aren't found in our women's pussies.
>>52265503
>Commonly
>>52265699
That would be the snakes in non-Israeli pants, fucking your slutty wimmenz craving non-kosher cock.
>>52265680
>sasuga
All those years in Canada and still haven't learnt English, Chong?
