>"oh my god i love your accent!
>"how do you pronounce this word?"
>"that's a really hot accent you got there!"
>"i wish i had your accent"
>"can you say this word?? i want to hear how you say it"
>mfw
why are americans so fucking creepy when it comes to accents from other countries? this shit never happened when i was in canada and australia
welsh btw
>Wait, you speak X?
>Say something in it!
>>52262243
oh shit this too
people there told me to say shit in welsh after they heard me speak it on the phone
>Welsh
We probably were too busy hiding our sheep to talk to you
>tfw your accent isn't appreciated domestically or internationally
>tfw hide my accent whenever im not in my hometown
>>52262198
because you hang out with 15 year olds
>>52262281
Can you vocaroo "Llanfairpwllgwyngyll" for me, dear anon?
>>52262198
>being interested in another person's life is creepy
Whatever.
>>52262198
Pls be girl, I have a thing for Welsh girls. Sexiest accent
>>52262243
I fucking hate this.
>>52262198
>I make sure to show to the whole world my special snowflake ethnicity and pretend to get mad when people take interest in it because I'm a mentally ill attention whore
>>52262371
literally nobody is interested in Wales
>>52262330
Well, yes, if they're a stranger you're showing an inappropriate level of familiarity. And in most cases, Americans are just feigning interest to make small talk because they're unable to communicate genuinely with others.
Actually, do all Americans have aspergers? What with them not understanding social boundaries and such
>>52262243
This.
Fuck off you overly enthusiastic and artificially interested cunts.
>>52262320
what do you mean?
>>52262287
The sound of black cock in your mouth isnt an "accent"
>>52262411
>And in most cases, Americans are just feigning interest
Church-
Preach it brother Luuk.
>>52262466
I'm surprised there wasn't an aussie flag attached to that post, Sanchez.
>>52262243
pretty annoying tbqh
>tfw europeans don't know how to socialize because they never talk to each other
>tfw even monkeys socialize
>>52262411
Why do Europeans have this idea that its fake? I am genuinely interested in other people, sorry that you aren't
>>52262243
>Tell me something to say.
Done.
>>52262411
>What with them not understanding social boundaries and such
Theyre schools are like zoos
Theyre colleges are like zoos
Theyre society is like a zoo.
When you live with monkeys you start acting like them.
Monkey see monkey do.
>>52262466
this shit is fucking stale
im not butthurt
im just saying its a crutch and you need to learn to walk again on your own
>>52262198
I absolutely love accents but I'm not so rude to make someone say words just so I could listen to them.
>are you polish?
>KURWA XDD
>>52262582
If swedish men werent pathetic cucks they'd have defended their country by now.
>>52262606
at least your internet isn't absolute shithouse
>>52262599
You're not forcing them to do it, I'm not going to pull my gun and shoot them if they refuse to say something, I'm just curious to see what it sounds like
>>52262616
if you werent retarded you would have finished highschool and not aborted 4 potential athletes
and i would have gotten triples on this post
>go to UK
>checking out the London Eye
>old british women limping about
>chips chips
>"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find a healthy meal?"
>lady stops shuffling and stares at me
>bald man drives up in a tiny car and opens the passenger door
>"roit thes wey sir i am the towns top bloke" he says
>kick his car into the Thames
>buy a Mr. Bean tshirt
>a bunch of teenagers start yapping me in some awful bastardization of american niggerspeak
>shoot them
>go home
fucking weirdos
>>52262666
cool numbers friend
>>52262371
My mom's side of the family is from Whales. Are the girl's hot over there?
>>52262198
Brit slags are the exact same way when we're in the UK. Don't try to say this is only us. Japs think gaijin pronouncing Nihongo words are cute too.
>>52262243
"porco dio"
every time, guaranteed replies.
>>52262616
>defended their country by now.
Hahaha because Americans are doing such a good job at that, am I right? Calm down, Tyreese.
>>52262545
>socialize
Enjoying your holiday in Sydney, Cletus?
>>52262660
You've obviously never been in the position of being constantly asked to say things. I'm originally from Quebec so people ask me to speak French and it gets annoying.
>>52262243
>tfw can speak nahuatl
>tfw dirty mestizos always make me translate stupid shit for them
>>52262752
B-B-Burger!
BURGER!
>>52262198
You might as well embrace it and try and get some pussy rather than being a miserable prick about it.
>>52262708
they're British, of course not
I live in Wales, the women are disgusting
>>52262762
>your ancestors helped spaniards destroy tenochtitlan
>>52262762
>Speak Tzotzil and Maam.
>Chicanos & Mexicans constantly ask me how to pronounce Nahuatl words.
Why can't Latinos tell us apart? Don't they learn about the Maya and Aztec in school?
>>52262243
I started learning Chinese
I can't tell you the amount of times I've been asked to say something like Sweet and Sour Chicken or Egg Fried Rice
>>52262794
This is the right idea, work it desu
>>52262914
hahahahahahaha
>>52262286
underrated post desu (to be honest)
>Oh me? That is a fine British accent you are hearing my good man
Lol, Im from darwin and now that im in adelaide. I get this shit all the time. Apparenty I sound like a scottish maori
I always remember the time I walked up to a girl in Italy and said 'voglio sperma sul tuo faccia', she thought my accent was so cute we went back to my place and did it
>>52262708
They a mix of Anglo and Celtic
Possibly the worst combination
>>52262427
Not convincing, as that comes from you who eat up all the spotlight from 360 degrees regardless it's artificial or not
>>52263012
absolute madman
>I love Europe, especially the UK!
>>52262762
Do you have a lot of loanwords from Spanish now?
>>52263045
>the Dutch
>>52263045
Well lets be real m8, its the only relevant part of europe.
>>52263045
isn't the netherlands basically a smaller uk but with moonspeak anyway
>>52262970
Jesus Christ that must sound like an horrendous. At least both accents sound poor though
>>52263097
Yeah most anglos think I sound semi retarded but the backpacker girls really like it for some reason
>mfw I got an American girlfriend who was way out of my league because of my accent
>talk to group of germans
>they have me speak german words
>laughing ensues
finnish friend makes fun of me for not being able to roll my r
>>52263130
I had a threesome with two lasses in Michigan, I think it was mostly due to being a Brit lel
>>52263138
Just call them cucks m8
>japanese gf asks me to talk dirty to her in english
>use my best Texan accent.
>shes immediately horny
>she doesnt realize I just spout 4chan memes as dirty talk.
>>52262198
I get this online all of the time
>>52263182
>>japanese gf
>>52263130
>>52263153
>Lived in the US for almost 6 years as a child
>If my dad hadn't cheated on my mum I would still be living there and drowning in yank pussy
Fuck sake dad
Yeah I know what you mean OP. I hate it when people are friendly or when women try to flirt with you, it's the worst. Meanwhile you're just thinking, "GET AWAY FROM ME NORMIE RRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!" Amirite OP?
>>52262198
>someone compliments your accent and wants to hear more
>"uuuuggh WHY are americans SOooo fucking creeeeeepy!?"
Stop acting like a girl faggot
>>52263163
nah man, I just laugh and have them try to pronounce squirrel
>>52263182
>Fuck buddy finds out I speak a little German
>wants a cute deutsch pet name
>she was meine kleine schokoloch for a year
>>52262708
welsh girls are trashy as fuck. they love getting hammered
>>52263255
Fuckin lol, dont americans say some dopey shit like swrolllll
>>52262879
Chicano
>>52262198
Usually it's only the pleb ones that are like that. It's because they never travel and typically have very limited exposure to people outside of their state, let alone country.
The better educated and more cosmopolitan ones have probably heard a wide variety of accents before and are therefore less likely to have that childlike fascination with the foreign.
>>52262552
Out of experience really.
I'm talking about the idiot who barely speaks English and maybe 2 or 3 phrases in Spanish they learned in 8th grade.
We can tell when people are interested, when they ask some different question than
>oooh say x in [language]
Seriously, you're not going to fucking remember after 3 seconds anyway.
>>52262552
>tfw you were born in former Soviet satellite state
>tfw people here have even worse attitude
Sometimes I wish I was born in US. Or at least Western Europe. That would still be an upgrade.
>>52263357
Lol a germanic calling an american autistic. The fact that this even bothers you is a strong indicator of your autism levels. When someone asks me about my retarded accent, I see it as a means to continue the conversation.
>>52263072
most of the things that didnt existed in mesoamerica have spanish pronunciations
>>52262879
theres almost no diference m8, mayas have just big heads and nahuas tend to be darker than other natives , but the nose can tell us apart tho
>>52262837
nope, my ancestors were ultracucked, most of the males died and there 98% chance that any native in mexico has some eruopean blood on them
>>52263130
I gotta be honest I can't believe shit like this happens unless you somehow end up in small city out in the boonies where they don't see many foreigners.
>>52262243
>>52262281
>>52262287
>>52262320
>>52262351
>>52262427
>>52262524
>>52262560
>>52262606
>>52262599
>>52262762
>>52262937
>>52263028
>>52263045
>>52263350
>>52263331
I want all of you to vocaroo something nice for me :3
>>52263153
it helps but women in michigan drop the pants quick because recreation is 90% binge drinking
>"where are you from?"
>"poland"
>"you don't sound polish"
well guess what I'm fucking educated
Americans truly are stupid shits
>>52263659
it happens everywhere lol, im like a 6.5/10 but pulled 8/10 in spain and italy
>>52262287
Swedish is my favorite accent m8, It almost sounds like you are singing when you speak. especially the grills.
>>52263717
How would an american even know what polish sounds like?
>>52263764
ask that one cunt who happened to know
>>52263764
i know lol, my mom speaks polish and i still didnt know what a polish accent in english sounded like until i started watching a polish guy on twitchtv
>>52263742
I've only really been to Korea for extended periods but they weren't up for it at all.
I think they're generally very conservative though.
>>52263659
Believe me, they love British accents. They associate it with Harry Potter.
>>52263672
are you a qt grill?
>o wow anon you speak Romanian?
>Uhmm yes obviously.
>Can you say bitch in Romanian?
>Curvă
>Hehehee i knew all eastern european languages are the same hehehee
^mfw american idiot told me this last summer when i was in NYC.
>>52263857
:3 [spoiler]no[spoiler]
>>52263842
>They associate it with Harry Potter
no more like pic related, people here who arent well traveled have a very archaic and fairytale like perception of brits
while i associate brits with drinking more than they can handle and projectile vomiting in the streets
>>52263842
I'll have to go when that new one with Eddie what's his name comes out.
>>52263868
dude, you speak romanian? talk like dracula for me, bro.
>>52263868
well at least when you were flying back to romania, you enjoyed a sense of superiority due to the fact that a person in NYC didn't know anything about the Romanian language
>>52263868
Franch: pute
Spanish: puta
Portuguese: puta
Italian: puttana
>Romanian: Curvă
And you say your language is romance.
>>52263988
Vocaroo pls anon
>>52262762
>tfw I could have learned to speak zapoteco because of my great grandma and be a special snowflake about it
>>52263262
>kleine
I FUCKING KNOW THIS
THE SCHNAPPY MUSIC VIDEO
HE WAS THE SMALL CRODODILE
SCHNAPPY MEANS FUCKING SMALL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52264066
my mom forced me tho
>learned 1st to speak spanish
>learned how in to nahuatl at 6
>forced to learn english at 10
>>52264290
I mean kleine, shit.
>>52264290
Schni schna schnappi das kleine Krokodil! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjywBCv_8E
>>52264290
it means my little chocolate hole
>>52264339
its almost like they're people..
>>52263868
To be fair hes right on this one
>>52262411
Because we live in a society that encourages the "fuck you I'm gonna do this and if you don't like it then go away." I think we developed this attitude because we were able to conquer the natives and fight back the british with relative ease during our infancy. Then, as we continued to grow instead of being surrounded by competent neighbors competing for land and resources, we were surrounded by dying natives and tons of free land. So our Yuropean friends had to grow up next to each other and learn how to get along but we were free to go jack off in a new field every day. Our society encourages standing out, yours encourages fitting in.
>tfw we've never lost a real war
>tfw never experienced major loss of life on mainland due to outside forces.
It's like a bunch of kids learning how to be decent human beings because they grew up poor together but one of then got adopted by a rich family that never supervised anything.
>>52265681
I can get by that
most of the first impressions of euros are generally lacking while most US kiddie you get a solid personality right off the bat
>Where are you from?
>Where are your parents from?
>What sort of accent is that?
>Well what I mean is, what makes you sound like that?
>Why is your voice weird?
I will never ever speak properly, why didn't I learn to speak properly when I grew up
>>52262198
So this then?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2UEoV_yqGRU
Skip to 0:30
When people find out I speak a second language, I always get asked to say stuff in it. It's actually kinda cool, bitches love it tbqhwy
>omg your accent is so disgusting
>please just stop talking
>>52262762
orale esé
>>52262198
>your accent gets you girls
>getting mad at people for being interested in your unusual(to them) language
M8s its a weapon for grills, can't you see the gift you he? British people are retarded with other languages, not many people can speak another language if its not their family tongue here.
>>52266700
Which accent/dialect of arabic do you speak senpai?
>tfw no accent
>can't drown in foreign pussy
It's truly suffering.
>>52263986
>schlampe
>tfw part of the culture that fucked the roman empire up with a handful of men armed with an axe and a helmet, relying on the roman sissies being terrified by the huge forests of the german territories
Eat it, latino bois
God bless Germany
https://youtu.be/wrB97Ia1bEM?list=FLpmV13RpCiMxKP94-EQqXDw
>>52262411
Oh my god, it's like a whole other culture has different ideas of familiarity and friendliness!
