>commodity prices crashing
>housing bubble about to pop
>bogan miners no longer getting paid six figures to stare at rocks all day
goodbye "muh HDI"
good
>>52257578
iktfb
>you will never have a tanned blonde aussie gf to laugh at once she lives her first canadian winter
AYO HOL UP
>>52257665
n-no it isn't meant to be this way
>>52257695
t. Bruce Lee
>>52257700
YEAH WELL YOU HAVE A LEAF ON YOUR FLAG LMAO GET ABSSOLTUEYLEEJREWSKL:FJSKLdljdksa fuck it
>>52257651
not like canada is doing any better than australia
>>52257578
I can't wait to see it all burn
>>52257578
Maybe we'll start doing something cool like kick starting our car, tourism and film industry and becoming a cultural power house again like we were in the 70's and 80's
>>52257651
Triggered
>>52257759
>Maybe we'll start doing something cool like kick starting our car, tourism and film industry and becoming a cultural power house again like we were in the 70's and 80's
>becoming a cultural power house again like we were in the 70's and 80's
>cultural power house
>>52257759
i'd rather fall off the map. obscurity is the ultimate weapon against the globalist agenda and opportunistic """""asylum seeking"""""
>>52257765
>you will never push her in the snow as she crouches to touch it for the first time in her life
Fascism when?
>>52257938
never hopefully
>>52257946
sup bob brown
>>52257578
australia is a goods and services economy
you listen to too much talkback
>>52257912
well considering Australian and kiwi women are obsessed with Canadian men its not that hard
>>52258000
I'll provide you with some goods and services ;p
>>52258054
lemme shave my boypussy for ya first :3
>>52257578
>>52258072
>not waxing
0/10
>>52257651
>tfw your tanned blonde Aussie gf breaks up with you
Iktfb
>>52258000
Goods being rocks and services being housing
Once the formerly rich bogans start selling thier 500k houses they can no longer pay the mortgage, Chinese investment is going to die off when the glut of real estate on the market hits them as well, leaving all the tradies out of work which will reduce the demand on services that once relied on them
>>52258101
k i'll wax ;)
>>52258115
good boi
>>52258112
>Goods being rocks and services being housing
this is what people that watch sunrise with kochie actually believe
>>52258138
not a day goes by where i don't wake up and find out that tacky "kochie" faggot was killed
>>52257578
The worst thing is I haven't been able to buy anything from Europe or America in almost a year due to the fucking exchange rate.
WE WUZ HIGHLY DEVELOPED AN' SHIET
>>52258164
WE WUZ AN EMPIRE AN' SHIET
>>52258138
The only safe spot was people in agriculture who were making more than your over educated, under experienced "service economy" workers but less than tradies and miners
>>52258188
i really don't think you truly grasp what goods and services mean
>>52258164
we really have never been highly developed. are infrastructure is some of the worst in the developed world.
>>52258213
I don't think you understand what the Australian economy is
ITT: retarded city dwellers who have no idea as to what our country is propped up on
>>52258262
tell us then oh benevolent bogan farmer-bitch
>>52258250
goods and services with about 7% mining
le scheming maori face
Shit is going to hit the fan when the housing bubble bursts.
>>52258347
the only thing that makes me sick is that all the property is being bought by foreigners and they put the rent up because they don't give a fuck and just want profit. australia's quick buck scheme is going to put us all out of a roof over our heads soon.
>>52258389
I plan on taking a house by force from gooks when the revolution comes.
>>52257578
We're gonna get cheap houses when it pops, right?
Right?
>>52258286
top kek
fuck off Melbourne scum
>>52258524
slav plz
>>52258461
i hope it comes to that. i would love to see this country in a full on apocalypse. our politicians are so fucking incompetent, they are going to kill us.
>>52258286
Never said rich as agri will never be on the same scale or have the same profit magins during a commodities boom, but you can make a decent living
>>52257794
he said "cultural power house" not "cultural super power"
>>52258049
>L&P
>not a Dou Bro
Otherwise perfect.
>>52258461
>p-please give me your h-house and d-daughter. n-now!
rmao whitu boy
>>52257578
so long as the average IQ of Australia never changes we'll always be at the top.
see: IQ and the wealth of nations
>>52258262
>I live outside of a state capital and that makes me a CUNTRY BOI
Fuck off
>>52258262
it's definitely not agriculture if that's what you were referring to
>>52258683
>crocodile dundee
>cultural "powerhouse"
>>52258824
you're right i should list all the cultural jewels canada has given us
pic related
>>52258852
>>52258852
Lol he made this on ms paint in his mother's basement while Caniboys are enjoying the white christmas your suburban bogan slut of a mother dreamed of
>ibn4 thanks chang
stfu nerd
>>52258898
thanks chang
>>52258898
no thanks chang
>>52258852
Joni Mitchell, Trailer Park Boys
>>52258898
ah McChang, you've done it again
>>52258925
considering the only place i've seen trailer park boys mentioned is on 4chan i'm beginning to believe it's an elaborate ploy by the CIDF to try and feign the illusion of canada having the ability to produce 1 (one) good show
>>52258898
>while Caniboys are enjoying the white christmas
But they aren't.
It's an Aussie worldwide Christmas this year.
What industry should I get a job in if I want to as unaffected by the bubble pop as possible?
Should I get a gubbment job and hope they don't slash funding?
>>52258049
lewis road is the shit
>>52258952
>>52259147
fast food industry
>>52258952
>BUT GRANDAD, I THOUGHT PEAS CAME FROM THE FREEZER
>>52258911
>>52258919
>>52258952
>>52259015
>>52259039
>>52259195
I am 100% sure you "lads" can't take or dish out the banter irl
>>52259242
did you not read my "ah McChang" post?
>>52259147
Dole bludging.
Translating for our Chinese masters
Emu hunting
>>52257651
>you will never have a kiwi boyfriend to cuddle with after sex and listen to him talk about rugby
>>52259242
I am 100% sure you chinks can't even pronounce "banter" irl
>>52259271
I will gently throat fuck you while singing Split Enz
>>52259320
do the haka first
>>52259372
You don't decide what I do
>>52259147
>Diver at a fish farm that sells heavily to the Asian market
>if you work a year you can make 80-90k
>completely protected from the commodities crash and work will always be there 365 days a year every year (fish don't sleep, why should you)
>>52258952
fuck my sides
>>52259428
What kind of qualifications would a fish farm diver need? 2 working legs? Some kind of "I'm not a fucking retard and don't do reckless stuff in a dangerous workplace" certificate.
>new batch of international students at my uni
>probably half of them are Australian, the rest are Chinese
>all the Australians look ugly or deformed
>one qt among them
>wrong, she has fucked up teeth
Stop exporting your ugly people here goddamn
>>52259542
ADAS 2 dive ticket or a Aquaculture diver ticket if you just want to dive fish farms and do no underwater construction work
company advertising full year lanscape apprentership
>should i do it int ive never had a job before and am 20
>>52259653
I wouldn't trust my landscaping to someone who mixes their meme arrows up desu.
so when can I stop spending half my salary on rent?
>>52259578
we don't want them
although i've found a lot of ugly fucktards end up in uni 2bh, they've got nowhere else to go so further education is the only direction they can take
>>52259586
why the fuck would you dive for fish
why not just get a trawler
>>52259709
When you get a tangible skill that isn't a call centre or cashiers job that only nets 45k before tax
>>52259718
are you kidding, uni students are generally far better looking than the general population
it's the fucking bogans that always look like shit. they all have meth face.
>>52259734
To catch a fish you must think like a fish
>>52259734
Because in a fish farm you can grow them in a controlled environment (ie fatten them up) year round and aren't subject to fishing quotas
Also Salmon aren't native to Australia and can't survive in the wild on their own here
>>52259578
They fell for the 'Abbott will ruin muh uni experience for me' meme, of course they're going to be ugly
![Howard_John_BANNER[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tAEg3QN.jpg "Howard_John_BANNER[1].jpg")
How does it feel to know that the core problems with the Federal Budget can all be traced back to this smug cunt
>Gee the mining boom sure is great
>Wow tax revenue is so high because of the mining boom I better cut income taxes because this boom will surely never die down
>Wow so much extra cash better spend some of it by giving parents money just for having kids even though people raised children for thousands of years without having to subsidised by the state
>Boom ending
>Tax revenue is free fall
>Can't cut the heavily ballooned welfare budget because "Muh poor people"
If the Howard era tax cuts were reversed and the family-related welfare programs Howard set up were abolished we'd be in massive surplus.
Fact: Howard ran structural deficits while still managing to attain real surpluses because running the government during the mining boom was like playing on very easy difficulty
Fact: The IMF examined government spending through out Australia's governments in the last several decades and mid 2000's Howard was by far the most wasteful spender
Fact: If Howard and Costello weren't literal economic illiterates we'd have a gigantic sovreign wealth fund like Norway but instead we got some great years and now we're going down the shitter
>>52259791
that's gay, i'ma just fish in runescape instead
>>52259870
go to sleep friendlyjordies
>>52259772
maybe my uni experience was uniquely awful but it was obese chicks and LBQT shit constantly
>>52259870
Luckily all is forgiven, because he DJs like a mad cunt.
Requesting the quintessential and original Australian meme.
>>52259870
i fucking hate the baby bonus, i know some single mothers with 3+ children that haven't worked a day in their lives and just live off of welfare
>>52259916
did you go to university in melbourne?
>>52258852
kek
>>52259945
USQ
there were a FEW really good looking girls, rest were bottom of the barrel
forgot to mention all the middle age crones too
>>52259925
Here you go
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=howard+djs&tbm=isch
>>52259964
which campus?
>>52260089
tbar
>>52260104
i can't imagine there would be many good looking people out there
>>52259945
>melbourne unis
>white people
pick one, melbourne is basically a chink college town at this point
>>52259870
>implying labour wouldn't have just wasted the money on dole bludgers and other redundant nanny state programs
>>52260789
List of Labor policies the Liberals are assblasted over they didn't come up with and implement first:
Eliminated trade barriers and tariffs, opened up free movement with New Zealand
Changed the Australian dollar to floating exchange rate
Established the HECS system whereby Students can go to Uni without having overbearing student loans sold for profit, but still have to pay for it so It doesn't dilute the quality or insensitivity every single person to go to Uni
Established the Superannuation system, which has made Australians the holders of the largest amount of private savings per capita in the world by far
>>52258852
Neil Young
>>52261026
Justin Bieber.
>>52261056
His new album isn't terrible
Walt Disney's dad was a Canadian
>>52261111
Those quads aren't terrible either
>>52259653
I'm a landscaper by trade.
>don't do it bro
>i will never be an australian douche
Why even live.
>>52261247
Is cutting peoples lawns a trade?
>>52261247
why, ive got nothing else to do, even if i do my degree in IT it wont get me a job
>hit some hard times
>was living in a literally 100 year old house
>cold, full of fleas in summer, rats year round
>lots of random stuff in that house
>found a jar of sprinkles god knows how old
>when I was craving something sweet i would put butter and sprinkles on some bread
>little did I know I was eating an international delicacy on those cold, hungry winter nights
>>52261306
>degree in IT
>implying you can compete with Rajesh who will work for 50 cents a day
>>52261275
You're an idiot
>>52261306
Well if you do decide to go down this path just remember it's hot and hard work, I would suggest trying to get a job on council, that's what I do and its easy as fuck, but the private sector is shit
>>52257578
>housing bubble about to pop
When will this fucking meme die?
It's not going to pop. Not now. Not in 5 years. And perhaps not even in 10.
People have been talking about it popping since 2000. And every new year, economists say "oh, yeah, this'll be the year!".
Unless we get a government that goes full authoritarian mode and bars immigrants, forces better management of resources etc., we won't see a bubble pop. Enjoy your $600k 3 bedroom, 2 garage, 2 bathroom, single storey house in the suburbs.
>>52260910
>but still have to pay for it so It doesn't dilute the quality or insensitivity every single person to go to Uni
If you believe HECs hasn't impacted the quality and the overall merit of our university system, chances are you haven't gone to uni.
>>52261473
>t. 2006 American
>>52261558
So you're expecting another GFC?
>>52261601
I was in the U.S during the GFC, current day Australians who still think they are going to get a six figure job in the mines are in for a rude awakening
>>52261668
>housing bubble ≠ mining industry
Yup, industries rise and fall. Always have always will. Aussie farmers made a fuck tonne once upon a time from wool. Now they don't.
That's not got much to do with our house prices
>inb4 b-but muh economic ripple
The housing prices won't fall even if mining goes under. At best they'll stagnate, or stay in line with standard inflation.
>>52257651
Cringe tbqh
>>52259870
That's not even the worst
>Sold Australia's gold reserves during a slump in the gold market for rock bottom prices completely crashing the global gold exchange.
Fucker basically gave away all of Australia's gold for nothing
Oh also the sale of Commonwealth and Telstra were probably two of the biggest policy disasters in this country.
Oh also reminder FTTN was going to be rolled out in 1994.
I fucking hate when people say "Well at least Howard was a good economic manager".
Howard holds a special hatred in my heart as I was a victim of a shitty curriculum thanks to the Howard culture wars (I finished high school in 2002) it's crazy how much shit I was taught in school turned out to be complete misinformation.
>>52261908
>the sale of Commonwealth and Telstra were probably two of the biggest policy disasters in this country
Who wants to play "spot the lefty?"
Sorry mate, but free market is the only way forward.
>>52257651
>canada
>australia
>world's two most chink cucked nations
it's like poopery
>>52261417
>outsourcing to india
what is it? 2009? that memes long dead
>>52262102
Name a single thing that is a positive of the sale of Telstra and Commonwealth for rock bottom prices?
The sale of Telstra is the single worst infrastructure decision ever made in this country, it has completely hamstrung everything about communications in Australia.
The privatization of Telstra has been non-stop a disaster since day 1.
The sale of Commonwealth also made the Government lose control of a huge amount of revenue and control in the financial sector.
>>52262146
tbf finland is pretty chink m8
Reminder that Australians are all mutated criminals
>>52262386
URANIUM
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>went on chaturbate months ago
>romanian girl talking requests
>found out that the chat log had australians
>end up talking about the finals in the chat
>romanian girl had no idea what we were on about
>>52257651
>you will never have a chink french canadian gf to laugh at as she dies of heat stroke in her first Australian summer.
Post Australian export tree map
>>52259870
Also Howard single handedly caused the housing bubble with his capital gains tax concession
