1 all jewish
2 all muslim
3 all somali
4 all african-american
5 all peruvian
6 all chinese
chinese
they keep to themselves
peruvian maybe
7. all white
>>52250562
all peruvian because it would be funny
All Peruvian
>>52250610
what if it wasn't?
>>52250655
I don't leave the house anyway
>>52250562
All Jewish
Peruvian
>>52250562
australian
Chinese, but only because I like the movie Blade Runner
>>52250562
All Chinese tbqh
Why Peruvian?
>>52250655
t. Peruano Barbosa
>>52250758
That's Mesoamerican, not Inca.
>American education
>>52250562
All Jewish, easily. I'd give anything for a decent deli around where I live, plus I love me some big-tittied jewesses
>>52250562
All Jewish
I grew up in a town that had enough jews to merit days off from school for some jewish holidays. I really miss good bagels.
I'll kill myself
>>52250562
All muslim. Some of my neighbors are muslim and they often give us food during their month of fasting and whenever eid is.
Wouldn't want to live near chinks or niggers desu, spics might be alright. Jews would seem like a good option but having lived in a jewish neighborhood in new york before, fuck no.
>>52251166
t. Muzafiqqidir Ahmad Ibn Walesh
>>52251033
>>52251105
This
I used to live in Jewish neighbourhood in London and it was alright
Their cuisine is almost like ours
>>52251231
you caught me
but for real I might go spics>muslim >>>>>>>>>>>>>jewish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chinese >>> somali >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>african american
>>52250562
I'd live in the all-Jewish neighborhood without a shadow of a doubt. For one, I grew up in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews and they formed a good portion of my personal friends, a huge portion of my family's friends and a small portion of my sexual partners. For two, I'm going back there tonight for winter break and I can't wait to go get a perfectly chewy bagel with cream cheese in the morning. You guys are out of your gourds if you let whatever cultural influence you ascribe to Jews prevent you from choosing them as neighbors out of that list. Have you forgotten the "IDF qt" threads so soon?
jewish
food would be good plus a few qts
8. all alone
>>52250562
If you answer anything other than all Jewish you're insane 2bh.
>>52250562
All peruvian
>>52250562
Peruvian or Jewish. Jew usually keep to themselves and are good neighbors, while Peruvians wouldn't mind a Brazilian I think.
Peruvian or Chinese
>>52250562
I grew up in an almost all Jewish neighborhood. Nice neighbors, good places to eat, and I like Jewish girls. I'll pick that one.
Or Peruvian. I love hot Spanish speaking bitches.
>>52250562
Jewish of course
Jewish. I don't want a Prius crashing through my bedroom or my house burnt down by muzzies angry at Christmas decorations.
Jewish.
>>52250562
Somali
>>52250562
Jews are literally the same as any other westerner. There wouldn't be any cultural tensions so I would pick Jews.
Jewish, no doubt.
The glorious nation of Tawantinsuyu 2bh.
>>52250562
Let it be Peruvian.
Jewish are the only real humans on that list.
Peruvians are semi humans, though you don't see their human side because they're always high on ayahuasca/peyote.
>>52250562
6 nigga i need dem late night sweet & sour chicken
>>52250562
Jewish
>tfw a Peruvian will never invite you over for late night coffee and peyote and tell spooky native stories
peruvian, jews have weird ass traditions.
so far 1st)jewish-14 2nd)peruvian-11 3rd)chinese-2
>>52251355
Somalis are muslim
You might as well make individual groups of Muslims and sort those out.
>>52250562
All jewish, Polanco is a nice neighbourhood,
All Jewish, probably.
Based on the fact that very few of my neighbors have christmas lights and a new synagogue opened up near by, I think I might already be in one.
>>52250562
I'm torn between Jewish, Peruvian, and Chinese. How nice is the neighborhood?
>>52250562
176423
>>52250562
I lived or at least spent a week in just about every one of those in Toronto.
Here's my ranking:
1
5/6
2
3/4
Chinese maybe, but knowing that the neighborhood would probably look like Chinatown in Toronto with all those """"traditional medicine""" places wouldn't make me very happy
all Jewish probably is best but the Jews would just turn it into a multikulti wasteland
>>52253992
>but the Jews would just turn it into a multikulti wasteland
they actually do it in europe and end up having to leave because mudslimes eventually turn against them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR7REARFFpQ
>all african american
I already live in Georgia.
>jews
try to talk to you. Try to sell you shit, or get you to patronize their doctor, lawyer, optometrist, etc. relative. complain that your poor yard maintenance is driving down their property value. very passive aggressive.
>muslims
live in a sharia law zone, they behead you if you buy alcohol or pork. eventually you become collateral damage from a drone strike
>somali
pirates, blacks, chaos, mad-max conditions, uncivilized. They aren't used to public utilities so they throw their garbage everywhere.
>black americans
crime, drugs, guns, home robbery, muggins, car jacking
>peruvian
they try to talk to you and constantly play pan-flute music
>chinese
they leave you alone to be a NEET, but they also shit in public almost as much as india
Peruvian might be fun but would be loud as fuck.
All Jewish is tip top, unless they're poor jews.
>>52250562
>all jewish
this.
>>52254072
>jews
>poor
Pick one fąm
>>52250562
Jews, obviously.
They're the most Westernized because they actually had a hand in shaping the West.
And despite /int/er/pol/ memes, they're usually white.
>>52250562
all jewish how is this even a question
they're the only civilized people on that list
>>52254072
>Jews
>Poor
>>52250562
99. all Japanese
>>52254118
>>52254188
Not him but ultraorthodox in Israel are welfare leeches.
>>52250562
sounds like oakland, ca if you mix them up all together (replace peruvians with general latinos)
Jews easily. They may be scheisters but at least they're not gonna rob me at gunpoint in my driveway.
Second choice chinks. Asian markets are pretty boss desu and they're less prone to violence than other choices.
I dunno shit about Peruvians other than they have a cool flag.
>>52250562
Chinese, they at least know how to teach their kids to not be dick heads.
>>52254355
lmao what
Their kids are huge dickheads because they're not allowed to have fun at home due to super strict parents so they act out when their parents aren't around.
Jews. They aren't violent, have good food and I like Jewish grills.
1. Peruvian
2. Chinese
3. kikes
4. niggers
5. muslims
6. somalis
Yes. I am dickhead.
Deal with it.
>>52254296
>NO FUCKING LEAF
Jewish, especially if they're chill Jews. Chill Jews are based.
>>52250562
I'd love to live in an all Jewish neighborhood. I wouldn't visibly stand out, the cultural difference is almost invisible, and Jews are generally really cool.
I'd probably agree politically with my neighbors and there might be QT Jewesses to flirt with
>>52250605
that's already covered by the first option
>>52250562
Chinese
>>52251340
Aren't Jews in London primarily Charedi nuts?
>>52251355
>Muslims better than Jews
how. the. fuck.
>>52250562
jews>chinese>peruvian(don't know anything about them just falling for meme)>others
>>52251637
well /pol/cucks often ARE literally insane
1. African-american like Morgan Freeman
2. Jews
3. Peruvian
4. Chinese
5. Muslim
6. Somali
7. African-american like Shani'quisha and DeQuantico
>>52254118
>>52254188
Charedim tend to be pretty poor, because their religion usually interferes with any potential career.
The poorest town in America is actually about 100% Jewish, funnily enough. The people mostly survive off of government welfare and personal contributions by their Rebbe Aaron Teitelbaum, who is essentially a cult leader.
>>52250562
Jewish. That means I'm rich
>>52256144
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryas_Joel,_New_York
Just looked it up, holy shit it's actually true kek.
>>52256214
Ultra-Orthodoxy is a fucking cancer
Orthodox Jews, like the Amish, have children at an immensely high rate. While it's true that Hispanics have more children than most whites, ultra-religious whites have vastly more children than any other demographic.
http://forward.com/news/187429/orthodox-population-grows-faster-than-first-figure/
http://amishamerica.com/how-fast-are-the-amish-growing/
Both the Orthodox population and Amish population will probably triple within our lifetimes. It's possible that southern Pennsylvania could be MAJORITY Amish in the future, and Ultra-Orthodox Jews will likely become a majority.
A century from now, a substantial proportion of the entire US population will be either Amish or Orthodox Jewish.
Mormons are a little similar, but at least they assimilate for the most part. And Mormon-majority communities seem to be a lot more "normal" and modern than Charedi neighborhoods or Amish villages.
>>52250562
Peruvian, there's no discussion about that. Pan-flute music is based and they are the chillest compared to the other choices
>>52256527
I thought Amish people were dying out, that’s really interesting
>>52256527
do Amish people accept converts? I might move to Pennsylvania and find an Amish qt
>>52250562
I once spent time living in a Jewish area. During the day you can hear a lot of gargling and hawking sounds. At night it was worse, I could barely sleep over the sounds of snipping and screaming babies.
>>52250562
I'll pick the first option since peruvians are eternal butthurt
>>52250562
very chinese.
>>52256578
Nah, they're exploding.
>>52256645
Yeah, but it's actually much easier to convert to Charedi Judaism. According to Jewish law, any person who converts in accordance to the Halacha MUST be accepted as much as any other Jew. But if any Amish leaders protest to an outsider coming in, the conversion is rendered null and void.
>>52250562
Of course all jewish.
Would get rich as fuck as their shabbatgoy or some other holidays goy, to keep their property during holidays time for money. Shit is cash as fuck.
I already live in a predominantly Muslim neighbourhood. There is a large mosque at the end of my street. It's useful for finding my house because it's taller than all of the buildings surrounding it. Somehow the native Brits are still the worst fucking bit about this place.
>>52250562
all chinese
t. not chang
>>52250562
Jews no question
>>52250562
Jewish
canadian
>>52254478
I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. Chinese kids smoke all the time and are delinquents. They have rich as hell parents and don't give a shit about work. I know one chinese guy who never worked his entire life, yet has a wife and two kids with a nice house.
>>52250562
1 obviously
Jews are the highest earners so it would be the nicest neighborhood
>>52250562
>people who choose 6
https://youtu.be/UpPeM-N75k8
lmao
>>52250562
>This many (you)s
>this flag
>ctrl F: alberto
weird
>>52250562
6, easily. Chinese are best immigrants. They just cook wicked food and don't try to change your country.
