Oh shit we might have overstepped our bounds
You'll protect us... r-right America?
yeee triforce negro...US,Australia,Japan
>be australian
>shitpost about emus
>lose war to emus
>shitpost about china
>lose war against china
>repeat
>>52249763
>lose war against china
well yeah there's like a billion of them or something
They wouldn't do that to their own colony
>>52249795
we'd help, m 8.
>Australiacucks
I hope not.
>>52249691
>You'll protect us
No we wont.
Our time as a empire has faded. Its time for us to withdraw from the world and become more isolationist, at least in regards to military actions.
Also it didnt help that you guys and the rest of the world hates us and constantly makes fun of us.
I say let the Chinese have it.
>>52249853
spoken like a true pussy
>>52249691
The only trustworthy alliance is between Australia, Portugal, India and Poland.
>why does america have to wave its dick around everywhere? why don't they just mind their own business? dumb fucking yanks
>save us america!
fuck off
We never desert our allies friendo
This is also why we don't take people that complain about our military presence seriously
>>52249906
>I forget that it was in the interest of world peace and US to keep Europoops neutered militarily since ww2 to prevent them from chimping out again
The Great Firewall of China was invented to keep out Australians. We should have followed their example.
>>52249691
lol one of the newspapers said we were flying P8 Orions around there
what a flub!!
>>52249894
More like spoken like someone who is sick and tired of the rest of the world treating us like shit.
The British, French, and Russians never had to put up with this shit because of the lack of internet.
Fuck it, let the Chinese have them. That or, I know its crazy, but have Australia increase their military spending instead of putting all that money into their welfare state of free healthcare and a minimum wage of $17.29 per hour.
Course we will
>>52250000
holy shit
>>52249906
American hegemony can only be maintained by keeping their role as the world police
>>52249853
>Also it didnt help that you guys and the rest of the world hates us and constantly makes fun of us.
4chan isn't real life you fuckin sperg lmao
i've started recognizing your posting, you've been bitching about america being hated for months now
>>52249986
They're just memes on /int/ friend, the only people that don't like us are teenagers and leftists
Yes America will protect you but probably only because it's also in our interest China doesn't have control of the southeast sea
>>52249947
>US to keep Europoops neutered militarily
That was only Germany and to a certain degree Italy. What we wanted was to keep troops in Germany for strategic purposes.
We wanted a larger French and British military presence.
>>52249906
This.
Relentless Australian second-guessing has convinced me they want a bite at the apple -- Pacific's all yours, boys.
>>52249691
Would be a shame. No one in America would care if one of your planes got rekt.
Just look at Russia's over the Sinai. Or MH 320.
>>52249986
Australia is the only one whose been by your side in every war since ww2, even when it didn't make sense. Ungrateful seppo mutt
Threats is all they have
>>52250042
nuff said, he'd be the puss that would run and hide if we went to war with china
>>52250047
>the only people that don't like us are teenagers and leftists
>leftists
Which is 80% of Europe, Australia and Canada.
>>52249986
>you
>>52250042
>It's just a meme, guys, really
>>52250033
How does new Zealand maintain its hegemony
They also said the same thing when our new trainer jets flew 16 miles near those man-made islands
>>52250070
How about you fucking increase military spending instead of your fucking welfare state? You could buy a fucking aircraft carrier or two and be able to protect your interests in the region.
Considering the region you are in and your status you really should have one or two carriers, and not those helicopter carriers, I am talking about fighters.
I mean for fucks sake Italy has two aircraft carriers....
>>52249853
>Our time as a empire
we were never an empire though
do you know anything about american history? being non-isolationist is only a recent thing for us. we didn't even help in both world wars until we were directly attacked.
fuck I hate the ausies but if they're nato allies then we will back them
odds are though they won't attack a plane and if they do war won't happen.
>>52249795
Good thing we have missiles we can launch from ships.
>>52250161
russian chicken
>>52250161
>meme maps
after the portugal thing i would have thought everyone was a little bit more fucking skeptical
also you have the largest army in the world, depending on how the question is phrased you're naturally going to get that result
>>52249853
i agree with you but that won't happen. this country is going down in flames or not at all.
>>52250161
>we said Iran as well
well it's a meme for us
>>52250197
>How about you fucking increase military spending instead
They did, you buffoon.
>>52250197
We're already 11th in spending per capita and we're an extremely peaceful and safe country, dumbshit
>>52250197
they're getting a new class of subs, and like 8 p-8 poseidon spy planes..so because they don't have a carrier, they're nothing? gtfo here
The Aussies have basically always had our back IRL. I wonder which one of our presidential candidates would be most likely to put the Chinese in their place for threatening Australian airmen? Bernie, maybe?
>>52250199
>nato allies
Then as a nato ally they should buy a fucking aircraft carrier... For fucks sake Brazil has one even though its old as shit.
>>52250181
You invited them there when you kicked the Americans out of Subic Bay.
Enjoy your freedom.
>>52250172
I know you're meming me but we do have a hegemony over a good portion the Pacific island states which is kept in place with "peacekeeping" missions, aid and political intervention
>>52249691
It's just banter m8
>>52250197
You read the meme.
Don't dog your mates.
>>52250304
>they don't have a carrier
They do, for helos.
>>52250311
Trump, he's got a chubby for hating china
>>52250161
>pakistan said america
>we supply them with a shit ton of money
>they were hiding osama
>the only reason their not like somalia is because of our aid
I really wish we could nuke that country
>>52250311
Bernie would be least likely. I don't even like Hillary but I'd trust her to be more vengeful than any other candidate considering she's pretty much a psychopath
Gas the Aussies Gooklear war right now.
>>52249691
you're fucked if something happens while obongo is in office
>>52250000
Quads conform.
>>52250312
>muh aircraft carriers
What is the yank obsession with these? Australia doesn't need that much power projection, it's a waste of money, they're barely a regional power as it is.
>>52250353
aussie or the USMC? i was talking about aussie
>>52249853
t. Hau Long
>>52250086
Woah we have three nonexistent carriers?
Dude that's awesome! Weed LMAO
>>52250383
>hillary
>let her own citizens and soldiers die and did literally nothing about it
>most likely to help in time of war
>>52250395
>>52250395
>implying aussie cunts getting fucked is bad thing
these are just the consequences of their shiposting
>>52250197
It doesn't really make sense for Australia to invest in an aircraft carrier. The amount of expense needed for whole air wings, maintenance PLUS the escort ships that a carrier wing needs is huge.
It makes more sense for them to do as they are currently, and try to be very good at the roles they have which then perfectly compliments the new US carriers.
>>52250304
>so because they dont have a carrier they're nothing.
Yes, they are nothing. Considering where they are at in the world and how big they are and how China has been expanding they should of at least started building a carrier.
Brazil, Italy, Spain, they all have a aircraft carrier.
>>52250383
Yes, Bernie would be least likely. Hillary wasn't even annoyed when our consulate in Libya was wiped out with all hands, so maybe it's not her... who else could it be...
>>52250311
We have serious treaties with the aussies.
An attack on them would be like a Russian attack on Canada.
Suddenly the Chinese navy would find itself facing office against the USN. And no amount of propaganda could stop a Virginia class sub from sinking every chinese ship in the ocean.
>>52250436
two exist currently...one just finished sea trials
>>52249691
what plane did we fly over there?
>>52250423
Whitey here.
I, too, am sick of uppity faggots in the periphery. Nobody will laugh harder as you fags are forced to suck chinese microdick in the wake of America's recession.
I love you Australia
>>52250364
Hopefully they know that
>>52250450
Would you fuck off already Mahmood
>>52250304
Not much help right now considering none of that will be in active service until 2018 or later.
>In world news, Australia has ramped up its recruitment of Chinese-Australians of RAAF pilots for its new single propeller fighter division.
>>52250413
They have an lhd
>>52250462
agreed. they should start work on a carrier. but to say they are nothing for not having one, shows you don't know shit
Hitman two-three, this is hitman two-two, over.
>>5225047
A nuke could.
>>52250471
>office
Off
>>52250243
>also you have the largest army in the world, depending on how the question is phrased you're naturally going to get that result
yeah and depending on the size of the army they end up 'naturally' invading countries lol
China you can have Australia territory.
They wont defend it and we wont do it for them.
Shed our blood and spend our money for their territory they wont defend? Fuck that.
We got your back man. Just let us in on some of that bogan puss alright dawg?
>>52250471
We need to put the fear in them for allowing even a *newspaper* to threaten Australians. We need to ensure that their newly-bestowed wealth does not translate into power beyond their own borders
>>52250472
Umm no.
Ford isn't ready. America just got deployed. The other two Ford's aren't even built. The other America is being built.
So three are nonexistent.
>>52250353
>carrier
>a defenseless ship who carry billions of easy targets and can attack only the ground
Useful ship desu senpai.
>>52250598
my bad i was talking about the zumwalt class
>>52250197
>You could buy a fucking aircraft carrier or two and be able to protect your interests in the region.
we literally would not be able to man an aircraft carrier
>>52250536
It can't have B's on it.
Maybe harriers.
>>52249691
Who cares. This is meaningless. Keep buzzing them. They aren't doing shit. If they do then nuclear war happens.
>>52250632
Brazil confirmed for military genius
>>52249691
Sigh...
Probably.
>>52250650
china is just like NK with weak threats
>>52249691
It's just banter.
>>52250632
>I have absolutely no idea how naval squadrons are structured but will post as though I am an expert anyway
>>52250632
>he doesn't have a carrier
>>52250650
They don't need the Bs.
>>52250632
I suggest you look up what a CSG is before you keep making a fool of yourself.
>>52250642
The chart you posted was shit. Every single one was shit.
We have 225 active navy vessels. About 180 are major combatants.
Our Navy is shit compared to 1980-2010. It'll become even shittier until the C gets fully activated on all carriers.
Doesn't mean we wouldn't fuck the third world Chinese though.
>these armchair general idiots who think Australia should get an aircraft carrier
fugg off, tards
>>52250647
>we literally would not be able to man an aircraft carrier
Then you shouldnt be manning territories that are 1300 miles away from your mainland (Cocos) or 2400 miles away from your mainland (Heard Island and McDonald Islands)
>>52250729
This 2bh
>>52250729
They should invest in lube instead because China will be in their ass no matter what defense they offer.
>>52250575
It's not their territory you fucking spastic, it's disputed territory currently controlled by the PRC
>>52250724 fuck off. i didn't post any charts asshat
>his PM doesn't have a selfie with Uncle Xi
That's probably why they're so mad at you
>fight with the americans in ww2, korea, vietnam, the gulf, iraq, afghanistan
>nah fuck off why would we help you lol??????????
>>52250714
? Why ?
Also our stratotankers are being retired in droves and the KC-46 is not able to replace the lost capability. Sad.
>>52250805
People are just shitposting in this thread. Tons of people in this country have a hardon for you. Hell we get AFL on some channels now.
>>52250799
Xi's face looks like:
>this semen slurping "sport" is not for me.
>>52250766
yeah nah mate they're like the size of a fucking rugby field
>>52250785
Okay. They are still shit.
I responded to a chart so I assumed you were the anon.
>>52250805
Your people aren't worth saving.
>>52250831
Wrong.
>Your people aren't worth saving.
>>52250867
>Australians
>people
>>52250831
>Hell we get AFL on some channels now
all according to plan....
>>52250864
no you goofy fucker, you responded to me responding to a chart
>>52250199
>odds are though they won't attack a plane and if they do war won't happen.
truly the sanest person on here. We only need to asset our dominance in countries that are developing. Long gone are the days of first world cunts going to war. Or at least directly that is.
>>52250867
What part of my post is wrong? We get AFL on Fox Sports 2. Don't assume your experiences wherever you are from are indicative of the opinions of elsewhere in the US - Australia is very popular on the West Coast.
We forgot to tell them it was just a prank bro.
>>52250835
He really is a president full of expressions. You have not seen that since Deng.
>>52250483
P-3 Orion
>>52249691
Australia is like a chihuaua and China is like an angry psychopath. The chihuaua barks at the angry guy, and the guy is just waiting still until the moment the dog bites him so he can kill the small dog with a power kick and claim self defense.
>>52250199
>>52250913
are you people fucking thick headed? what does NATO stand for and where is Australia situated? why don't you think for once before running your fucking mouth lmao
>>52250912
No.
Lookie here
>>52250436
>>52250964
What are you talking about desu? I'm saying no one is going to war over a plane being downed. Unless your a third world shithole. I'm only agreeing with him on his last point and made no mention of NATO stuff.
>>52250964
Australia is an official global partner of NATO.
>>52250873
>my dank memes will show them all
Sure thing, #53
>>52251022
your mum is my official global partner
>>52250197
our entire navy has around 13k servicemen, a single nimitz class carrier has a crew complement of 5000+ plus and shittier euro versions aren't much better
ANZUS isn't legally binding.
I bet if we went war, we and NZ will go down in flames together while america sends strongly worded letters.
>>52250964
http://www.nato.int/nato-welcome/
Yeah ummm Australia isn't part of it.
>>52251007
yeah im looking, neither of those were me cocksnout..open your fucking eyes
>>52251043
>t. riley
>>52250805
>fight with us
>bitch every step of the way
>dont understand when ally doesnt want to help you because of your past history of bitching and shitposting
Like you were much help anyway. Whoa big fucking ally with what? 2000 troops in Iraq 3000 in Afghanistan and throughout the whole Vietnam war only 61,000?
Yeah sorry but your "assistance" has been slowly drying up with regards to resolve.
>>52251076
I don't think we've been part of ANZUS since the 70's or 80's
I'll protect Australia, ACTIVATO CHUUNI EARTHQUAKE RANGER!
>>52251076
We got your back for sure man. You can trust us :)
>>52251081
http://www.nato.int/cps/en/natolive/51288.htm
They're an official global partner with full cooperation.
>>52251095
nah fuck off mate if you want to dog your mates dog your mates but chin it like a man
>>52251128
is that out in the US yet?
>>52251095
man, you're just a shit American. how'd isolationism work out for FDR?
>>52251059
Guess you're pretty fucked when China comes round looking for a bigger discount, then.
>>52251059
So increase your spending?
>>52251076
No one's going to war over a downed plane. Turkey? Ukraine? Georgia? Syria? Libya?
No one gives a shit in the grand scale. Now if China went full zerg on Australia we would react by sinking their navy. But it would stop there.
Hence China's threats but nothing will come of it. Just media fear mongering by both sides.
>>52249691
WHO NEEDS AMERICA WHEN YOU GOT THE COMMONWEALTH
BRING BACK THE EMPIRE GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>52251157
what is an aircraft going to do when china comes around then? how will power projection help us with an approaching fleet?
>>52251076
Sounds like something they inherited from the Poms
>>52250197
They have 24 million people, there's only so much increasing military spending will do.
What the fuck are they supposed to do, genetic engineer a bunch of Master Chiefs?
>>52251059
>a single nimitz class carrier has a crew complement of 5000+ plus and shittier euro versions aren't much better
Wrong.
Ours will have a crew of 679 + air element. Total capacity is 1600
>>52251156
>FDR
That was a whole different time.
With the internet we know how the rest of the world feels about us and its not good.
Why defend those that hate us?
Why spend money on our military to defend those that hate us when we could use that money on say healthcare or repairing our roads or increasing the rail transportation in our country?
>>52251157
no lad
the meme carriers will save us
>>52251172
Australia is already the 11th largest military spender per annum, we devote 22 billion dollars to it a year. We're going to run out of money before an actual fighter carrier could be used by the navy
>>52251150
Coming out on the 18th I think.
>>52251156
FDR was not an isolationist and worked tirelessly to get America involved in the wars.
>>52251210
Is that small crew complement the reason you need a fucking ramp on your carriers?
>>52250462
>should of
Fug
>>52251182
http://www.aspistrategist.org.au/the-british-are-coming-back/
>It’s been 40 years since a UK defence review meant much to Australia and the Asia–Pacific, but the National Security Strategy and Strategic Defence and Security Review 2015, released last month, signals a sea change. In it, the UK not only commits to increasing its contribution to the apparently ageless Five Power Defence Arrangements (FPDA), but makes an explicit promise to include its new aircraft carriers in future FPDA exercises.
Sure as long as you agree to swap places with Canadians so that the leaf fags can be together
>>52251182
Who do you think keeps Russia out of your collective anus?
>>52251143
You don't know what you're talking about.
>>52251224
they don't hate us dumbfuck! that's the point! believe it or not the world isn't 4chan
>>52251183
Sorry m8.
I meant to say there's nothing you can do, not that a carrier would help you.
>>52251246
No, it's due to more automation and not having a nuclear reactor on board
China can't project power atm.
It's all about countering deployments, less about making their own.
So they can't touch your mainland.
>>52250462
>should of
Thank god for this one little error that always lets you know when it's OK to ignore the perpetrator because theyre a mouth breathing teenager
>>52251239
FDR was an isolationist and a well known one at that...maybe read some US history?
>>52251224
Are you literally retarded? Politics don't work on "muh feelings", the USA has helped plenty of people that hate them, a recent example being ISIS
>>52250721
>CSG
Entire carrier support group gets annihilated by the same nuclear rocket warhead that destroys the carrier.
>>52250464
>muh Benghazi
73 yr old detected
>>52251206
They have 1.4 trillion dollars. As a percent of GDP they can up it to 3%. They at least can have a larger navy.
>>52251210
I was thinking of the de gaulle which has a complement of around 2000, maybe at some point in the future we'll buy a britbong carrier but the world would have literally needed to go to hell for that to happen
>mfw China claims an island near me
>>52251268
Do you care to refute my points? They're not a binding member of NATO but they are a full cooperative member (MNNA designation). I was stationed in Australia for a time and we did lots of training with them. They're not a member of NATO but are very cooperative.
>>52251306
This is completely delusional.
>>52251277
we have 1.72% of china's population we really cant do much
>>52251239
here ya go bubba...www.historytoday.com/d-cameron-watt/roosevelt-and-isolationists-1932-1945
>>52251076
>I bet if we went war, we and NZ will go down in flames together while america sends strongly worded letters.
Reminds me of WW2 but it was the UK instead.
Fug mabe who's going to be our WW2 US against China?
>>52251059
You are fucking retarded.
The Italian carrier the Cavour has 1119 people and thats including 325 marines,
The Italian carrier Giuseppe Garibaldi has 830 people.
>>52251273
They hated us when we had a republican in office. Just putting Obama in made the ratings jump to 90%.
>>52251224
>>With the internet we know how the rest of the world feels about us and its not good.
>He's actually serious
>He takes the internet seriously
This is the facebook generation for you.
>>52251351
They are not a member of NATO. Now go fuck off.
>>52251273
>numerous online forums
>lebbit
Could of fooled me.
>>52251224
>Why defend those that hate us?
have you even watched the dark knight?
>>52251307
We have not intentionally helped any group while they designated themselves as a member of ISIS.
>>52251328
Well my main point is that the newer ones tend to require less crew if well-designed. Especially if you don't have a nuclear reactor in there. That's true if you make your own or whatever.
For our new carriers, they literally took the distribution system used in Amazon warehouses and put it in the aircraft carrier. Pretty cool shit.
>>52251404
And those facebook generation are the future.
Going off of that we wont be there for you guys in the future.
>>52251434
>Could of
mate...
>>52251434
>Could of fooled me.
You could say they have fooled you.
Yes you could.
>>52251434
that's all Australian government shit? fuck off gen Z...get outta here with that shit...you look like a child
>>52251224
>With the internet we know how the rest of the world feels about us and its not good.
Completely, and utterly incorrect.
A teachable moment of "the world revolves around the experiences I have on 4chan".
The world is largely favorable towards the United States, and lukewarm towards China.
>>52251365
FDR was NOT an isolationist.
He had a view of selective engagement.
As early as 1937 FDR advocated higher military spending and stationing more troops in our colonies. By 1940 we had lend lease, arms shipments, and embargoes on all axis nations.
FDR like Wilson dragged us into the war as much as he could.
>>52251431
I am not calling them a member of NATO you stupid retard, but they cooperate heavily with NATO and are a MNNA. When did I ever claim they are a NATO member? You're literally arguing with me over nothing.
>>52251475
Facebook generation has to reach adulthood yet.
If every generation was based entirely on it's earliest moments then we'd probably all be high 24/7 right now, by law.
>>52251388
I reckon most of the western world would probably answer with disapproval when asked about america, public approval means jack shit
>>52251459
Sorry for my mistake, the official American designation at that time was "brave Syrian freedom fighters"
>>52251503
I assume his point is not that we are considered better than China, but that we are unjustly hated by the world compared to our policies and actions.
Your argument is "hey we are seen as better than an authoritarian communist government so we must be liked by most of the world."
>>52251575
I can't wait to see you beg for nuclear ships
>>52251575
If they haven't declared their allegiance to the Caliphate then who are we to know? Hell we just let that one ISIS lover into the country and she killed a bunch of people
we had Embargos because the nazi invaded poland in '39 and the japs with the rape of nanjing in '37 and the pact of steel in '39 made us Embargo italy as well
>>52251624
you sound pretty bitter, mate
did an australian cuck you or beat you as a kid or something?
>>52251325
Abos need gasoline and Centrelink.
Besides, you need people to man those ships and project a significant presence across a massive body of water. China has them beat when it comes to current manpower, potential manpower, current defense spending, and GDP. As soon as the naval defense breaks, the island is done for. A mass evacuation inland would be impractical or even impossible.
All you aussies can go die in a fire.
At least Japan and South Korea have increased their military spending.
All Australia can do is shitpost on the internet on how the US sucks and how Australia is so great with the free healthcare and high minimum wage.
Fuckers probably cheered when the US got attacked on 9/11. I know you fucks make fun of us and say we deserve it when people get murdered and there are mass shootings.
>>52251536
Then explain this post.
>>52250964
He was claiming article 5 will protect Australia, you responded here
>>52251022
as affirming him as if somehow Australia actually was protected by Article 5.
>>52251692
He's still going.
Look at him go.
>>52251475
>I got butthurt because I was bullied by foreigners on the internet ergo when my fellow twelve year olds become politicians they'll all rule based on how much my feelings were hurt
>>52251624
Why would we do that?
>>52251710
You're reading things from my post that were not there. All I gave was a simple declarative statement that they are a global partner of NATO. Any implication you see there is from your own mind.
>>52251692
just banter lad
>>52251732
Look at them still shitpost and hate on the US.
>USA BAD!!!
>USA STUPID!!!
>FUCK THE USA!!!
>>52251745
Because you're going to get dominated in a way you don't understand.
>>52251692
inshallah
>>52251772
Why would the Chinese attack NZ when they already practically occupy it?
>>52251765
I'm not laughing at the US, m8. I'm laughing at you.
Luckily for the US, you don't represent their entire country.
>>52251692
I disagree
>>52251612
>I assume his point is not that we are considered better than China, but that we are unjustly hated by the world compared to our policies and actions.
I'm making no such assumptions, but even if that was his argument, it would be untrue. As per the image I posted. We are liked by a clear majority in every region, save the ME.
>Your argument is "hey we are seen as better than an authoritarian communist government so we must be liked by most of the world."
I never claimed that.
I claimed (among other things) the US is seen largely favorably by countries around the world. Not just relative to China. In absolute terms. And it is, as per the image I posted.
You did look at the image, right?
>>52251772
Are you mixing up flags?
>>52251809
Do you not understand the bubble you live in?
#illridewithaustralia
#sinkthechink
>>52251095
Isn't it about time you shot yourself and relieved your own internal pressure as well as your burden on us, you insect? They stuck their necks out in good faith even if they were in the main not in support of the Iraq war, risking lives and international reputation on behalf of our alliance. That's a friend. I say that to this thread, not directy to you, as I'm sure you'd agree we're countrymen only on paper
>>52249691
They're literally never going to do anything other than yell at pilots over the radio.
Those islands are not Chinese territory and will never be recognised as they are artificial structures. They may be moving their navy in and swinging their cock about but its all bark.
The sea and sky around and over those reefs is international and there is fuck all they can do about that. If they were to attack a plane or boat in those waters it would be purely an act of war.
China may have little man/penis syndrome but the Chinese government is not stupid.
>>52251859
No one is ever going to do anything. Not China, not Russia, no one. There's going to be a bunch of dick size competitions but WW3 is in no one's interest.
>>52251459
Oy vey
>>52251885
Exactly. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from war between developed nations. We have far too destructive capabilities and nothing economic to be gained.
>>52249853
Who's a Cuck? You're a Cuck.
>>52251834
What, you think NZ would ever be attacked militarily? If China could annex us they would do it, if they ever were in a position to do so no nuclear ship's going to deter them
>>52251273
They do tho
>>52251404
Ignore the Internet part. You all do really hate us. So, you know, kinda go fuck yourselves.
>>52251431
A NATO ally doesn't have to be a member
>>52251922
Even for the DIC that the lefties have a hardon for conspiring about there isn't a benefit. If there is a destructive war then whoever wins won't be buying much weaponry because they'll have an extreme upper hand and whoever lost won't have the capacity to purchase much.
>>52251845
Dude I fought in Iraq.
The aussies didnt do shit.
If we have any real ally its the UK.
Also they say its just banter but really how long do a people get shit on and made fun of by another country and still want to defend said country?
Dont bring up past treaties, they can easily be changed. The internet allows us to see how the Australians see us and its not good. So why be allies and spend our money and blood on something for them when they despise us?
I would fight to help save Australia from the chink invasion
Its too bad I'm too fat to serve
>>52249728
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>>52251434
>could of
>multiple times
This has to be bait.
Or you're southern.
>>52251939
purely based on public opinion, which country doesn't hate america? the price for being the global hegemon is that normies hate you m8, if you can't handle the banter then pass that title to russia or china
>>52251939
Have you ever been to Australia? Jesus Christ you're either mentally ill or trolling
>>52249691
http://www.afr.com/news/politics/let-us-know-next-time-how-obama-chided-turnbull-over-darwin-port-sale-20151118-gl1qkg
So, you give the keys to what is basically an espionage base to the Chinese, NEGLECT TO TELL US ABOUT IT, blow us off when we get mad about it, and then get angry when big scary China comes knocking?
>>52251959
>b-but they made f-fun of me!
Literally can't handle the banter: the post
Stop embarrassing your countrymen and exposing what a cowardly and ungrateful little shit you are.
I think we should pull out of NATO and leave these other nations to themselves.
We should only have enough military to protect ourselves and our real allies, not the haters.
I would rather have universal healthcare, good roads, free or reduced college costs, and a real mass transit system then spend that money on a military to defend and support those that dont like us.
We are way to militaristic in our country anyway.
>>52251939
>Ignore the Internet part. You all do really hate us.
How would you even know this without the internet part, fuccboii?
Our culture is literally 3/4 USA and 1/4 /brit/. We couldn't hate the US if we tried.
You're probably some soft skinned vagina who takes banter to heart.
>>52251960
You could be dropped from airplane to destroy city though
Why would the Chinese be deliberately belligerent to neighboring countries?
Hasn't China made its wealth off of de-isolation and international connections?
>>52252038
this
>>52251982
West coast.
>>52252006
>dur its just banter
>be sure to defend us in case china encroaches though.
You just cant be nice and show a little gratitude for your allies.
>>52252006
I'll be honest with you, we didn't put our brightest in Iraq and this guy can't grasp anything complex
>>52252006
Did you forget we show flags on this board you little gnome?
>>52252050
China's always hungry for new clay
>>52252038
>You're probably some soft skinned vagina who takes banter to heart
DERP ITS JUST BANTER, FUCK DA US!!
>>52252075
wish you were in maine.. gtfo my coast
>>52252118
I see where he's saying it's just banter, where are you getting the "fuck da US" part from?
>>52252075
This >>52252038.
>>52252098
I'm a Brit.
>>52252118
>further proving his point
>>52252114
They can have yours, not like you would defend yourselves anyway.
>>52252038
>You're probably some soft skinned vagina
I'm Midwestern. We're nice.
>takes banter to heart.
Your "banter" is not part of our culture.
>>52252152
What is your problem man? I hate saying this but you're literally acting like some Kiwi fucked your sister or something.
>>52252050
>Why would the Chinese be deliberately belligerent to neighboring countries?
Because despite whatever westernized lefties will tell you, the title of the worst foreign policy decisions of any major power over the last 50 years goes to China. They are worse than Russia.
China has made true enemies to their east, west and south.
When it comes to diplomacy they base all their negotiations from their middle kingdom bullshit ideology which is at the very center of their religious idea that China is destined to be the premier country in all the world. And that other countries should treat them that way even if they aren't.
They have improved just slightly over the last few years but as you can see with this stupid man made islands business, they are still fucking up.
>>52252152
This.
NZ can stamp their hairy little feet and ban Chinese nukes if they get upset.
>>52252075
Do you really not understand the "should of" thing? Are you a teen?
>>52252163
So in America when someone says "Nice hair faggot" they genuinely hope that you would go home, shave your head and then hang yourself from the ceiling fan?
I didn't know Americans were so soft skinned about how they were viewed by the rest of the world, you've really got me worried lads
>>52249691
This island looks so cosy. Just a runway, a couple of buildings, shallow water by the shore.
Why couldn't you just chin the banter
>>52252207
You should be, if you were counting on us, because I will revel in your destruction.
>>52252149
>We couldn't hate the US if we tried.
>hahaha US doesnt have free healthcare
>hahaha US has shit minimum wage
>hahaha go to the movies, get shot
>hahaha go to work, get killed when a plane hits your building
>hahaha, go towards mexican border, get killed by drug cartels
>hahaha, get in car accident, die or 20,000 dollar bill.
DIAF
Is there just one of you softcock eternally butthurt Yanks in this thread or have all of you suddenly transformed into quivering vaginas while I was out
>>52252228
the kuril islands are pretty nice too though, eh comrade?
>>52252197
No decent person would do that. Maybe teenage boys, but that would be absolutely inappropriate in casual adult conversation.
>>52252234
Good thing you're not the one who makes the decisions about that sort of thing.
>>52252237
That's just banter you mong
>>52252237
Read all of that but I'm not seeing how you can confuse that with hate? Stop taking yourself so seriously you fucking gay cunt
>>52252253
Its not all of them but it still seems a majority on /int/
>>52251959
Seeing the way Australians act on the internet changed my perception of them in a big way as well but it's led me to believe that their culture has a real constrictive effect on the way that they communicate. They're less respectful than the Brits but by and large they apply the same rules to each other that they do to us. They still went to Iraq when our next-door neighbors didn't and that means something to me, just like when they went to Vietnam when the Canadians wouldn't. If you went and saw that they weren't fully committed, that means something, but it doesn't mean abandoning them. They may not be especially nice to us on here because their tall-poppy culture might means the American way is just too grandiose to them, but it doesn't mean leaving them high and dry militarily when they haven't done that to us even if we don't fight their battles for them
>>52252264
>casual adult conversation.
This is shitposting on the internet you bloody drongo
>>52252264
You're from the MidWest? Makes sense based on how autistic you are
>>52252253
The US probably has some of the highest concentrations of autism in the entire world so you get a lot of people who take themselves way too fucking seriously on this board
>>52252207
>shed our blood and spend a lot of money to support/defend allies
>Have studies show the world does hate the US and believes its the biggest threat to world peace.
>allies are surprised when we dont want to spend money on military to support them
>>52252265
I guess it's too bad for you that you're too weak now to affect the future of Asia. All you can do is watch it happen.
>>52252207
>Americans are so fake
We're not, and we assume others are being genuine when they're assholes towards us.
We value sincerity and friendliness.
I really hope australia gets destroyed, soon their going into a recession so thats pretty good
>>52252303
do you have an Australian cock permanently stuck up your ass or something?
>>52252279
What on earth
>>52252317
The US is too weak to affect the future of Asia? What are you talking about?
>>52252237
>Be American
>Read things on the internet
>People point at a flaw and laugh
>Instead of acknowledging it exists and pointing at their flaws and laughing with them you cry yourself to sleep
>Police come in and shoot you
Can't make this shit up.
>>52252303
>>allies are surprised when we dont want to spend money on military to support them
No? Allies are surprised you don't support them with what you have regardless of whether its 1.5% of GDP or 3.5%.
>>52252300
>>52252271
It's just I think this is the first time on 4chan I've ever seen someone get genuinely upset and have the internet equivalent of a temper tantrum over how they think other countries view them
>>52252352
The guy seems to genuinely believe his views matter. The US government is going to support Australia and NZ in any sort of conflict regardless of what he has to say
>>52249691
What was Australia doing in the SC sea? Spotting boats a bit too far?
>>52252338
mate you sound like the type of person who was bantered on the bus 12 years ago but probably still festers on it to this day
fucking grow a spine you literal soft cock
>>52252303
We can't make you defend us m8, it's not like there's a global Australian illuminati pulling the strings at the white house and directing your military-industrial complex to keep the chinks at bay
>>52252391
Have fun in that bread line chang
>>52252294
>This is shitposting on the internet you bloody drongo
I was talking irl. I've meet Australians, and none of them were particularly nice. Same with the Dutch and Italians. The French are surprisingly pleasant.
>>52252300
>muh autism
I'm too tired to be edgy or funny right now. I'm just being honest.
>>52252338
nah ironically enough your strong dollar is stopping us from recession so like ummm nice try sweetheart :)
>>52252381
true...just give us the signal and were there
>>52252321
/int/ is entirely based around being an asshole though
>>52252376
I've seen it quite a number of times from Americans on here. There's definitely at least a few regular posters that are genuinely, personally effected by the comments/shitposting on here about the US.
Don't know how someone can be so incapable of handling bants and/or having a laugh at themselves. Especially given that its just their country/government and not them personally.
>>52252410
what does that even mean?
>>52252417
I think you take things written on the internet a bit too seriously. If things people write online are enough to make you wish for their entire country to be killed, then I in a sincere manner hope you seek out some sort of psychological treatment.
>>52252420
m8 I hope you realize that your entire economy is based off of china, without them you have a shit tier service economy
>>52252437
See >>52252417
Talking irl
>>52252443
>There's definitely at least a few regular posters that are genuinely, personally effected by the comments/shitposting on here about the US.
thats what riley was. he was the personification of an arseblasted yank who couldn't hack it and took every single bit of criticism to heart.
To all the Americans out there, you do NOT want to be like this man.
>>52252417
>an entire nation can be judged based on a few individuals you've met
Fuck off you actual spastic
>>52252417
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
>>52252437
It wasn't always that way. Alpha Australian banter culture just overpowered the rest and transformed it
>>52252485
as well as japan and the US but i am yet to see how that counters my point about your strong dollar keeping us above recession?
>>52252464
That's my experience of Australians irl as well. Boorish and stupid, with an India-tier unwarranted arrogance.
Their only value is mineral.
>>52252265
>just banter
DUR JUST BANTER
>>52252279
Listen I am not saying for them to worship us but the way they treat us online and when visiting their country is appalling. Yes I have been to Australia and yes I was treated like shit for simply being a US citizen.
Also its not just their citizens but their government(at least memeber of it) as well, they have criticized our government for our healthcare system and our gun laws.
So why not use the money we spend on our military which is used for helping out our allies, and use that money on healthcare?
All these other countries get to have universal healthcare so why not us? Just cut our military to the point where we only have to defend ourselves and our real allies? Then use the rest on universal healthcare?
>>52252536
it IS just banter though
>>52252535
love it or leave it, mate
>>52252535
I lived in Australia for 2 years and will tell you that you are wrong and just don't understand Australians. Just because people have a different culture from the US does not mean that they deserve to die.
We wouldn't let China harm our most loyal lap dog
Love you babe
>>52252464
>I think you take things written on the internet a bit too seriously.
Read the post. I was talking about people I've actually met.
>wish for their entire country to be killed
That's some other guy saying he hopes Australia gets crushed.
I've met quite a lot of shitstralians (I actually used to live there) and I can pretty much unequivocally say that they are all arrogant stupid pricks that think their worthless little country is some kind of utopia.
Why would the RAAF fly their planes over SOVEREIGN Chinese territory. The South CHINA Sea is PRC territory. Just think of it as a big saltwater lake in the middle of Hunan province, but jutting off the Chinese coast instead. Just because the majority of Asia's naval shipping flows through there, doesn't make it international water. The PRC wouldn't violate Australian airspace by flying over Lake Argyle; why does the RAAF think they can do the same to China?
>>52252580
Finally I can post this with relevancy.
>>52252603
alright chang calm down
>>52252603
obvious troll
>>52252603
>that ridiculous chinese claim
every fucking time
>>52252536
You're free to pursue the end of American global hegemony in the hallowed halls of your democratic institutions if we really trigger you that much. Not even the power of Aussie shitposting can do that for you.
>>52252580
thx babe <3
*kisses you*
>>52252603
>China is bound by the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), which it has ratified. The law states that sub-sea structures, such as reefs, cannot be claimed as sovereign coastline, and that building artificial structures on top of them does not turn them in to sovereign territory either.
Sorry Zhao Ming Ping but they are international waters and skies.
>>52252603
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/21/china-warns-us-plane-to-leave-airspace-over-disputed-islands
muppet
>Australia
>pissing off their allies since the internet was created
>Australia
>2050
>no more allies
>>52252184
>Because despite whatever westernized lefties will tell you, the title of the worst foreign policy decisions of any major power over the last 50 years goes to United States of America. They are worse than Russia.
>United States of America has made true enemies to their east, west and south.
>When it comes to diplomacy they base all their negotiations from their jew kingdom bullshit ideology which is at the very center of their religious idea that United States of America is destined to be the premier country in all the world. And that other countries should treat them that way even if they aren't.
>They have improved just slightly over the last few years but as you can see with this stupid oil pillaging business, they are still fucking up.
>>52252508
>not basing your views on your life's experiences
Wew
>>52252513
I'm the one you're replying to, but I'm not the one saying he hopes Australia gets destroyed. I'm just saying that most of the world hates/looks down on us.
>>52252603
Because big strong Americans say they can, nerd
>>52252197
This is one of the biggest cultural differences between the US and Australia, if you say "Nice hair faggot" to somebody who you don't have an unspoken understanding with that it's cool, then we'd (normies) consider them a pussy for not telling you to fuck off and at a bar or house party it's likely to cause a fight. That's also how people get murdered in the hood
>>52252680
I don't think policymakers shitpost on /int/
At least I certainly hope not.
>>52252671
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35031313
Good read here too.
>>52252701
There's a difference between learning from experience and idiotic generalisation.
>>52252653
>ITS JUST BANTER
I really do hope Trump or Bernie gets elected. Isolationism here we come, full speed ahead.
>>52252680
well then who can we piss off?
>>52252719
probably some do, if not int than theres definitely a few on 4chan as a whole.
>>52252257
Never been there. They're huge compared to this tiny thing, must be totally different.
>>52249691
How stupid are Australian journalists. Taiping Island is administered by the ROC (colloquially "the Taiwanese"). It isn't controlled by the PRC (colloquially "the Chinese"). Why show a Taiwanese island when the major beef is between Australia and China? They just looked at islands in the SCS and though "hmm this one looks nice."
>>52252692
>>52252753
true true. more airstrips for sure
>>52252782
chinks all look the same, so do their islands
>>52252782
Its accredited to getty images lmao
They just googled it and saved one
If they didn't we'd just start calling them Amoorica or something.
>>52252787
Even for leddit tier standards your meme is retarded.
This is unrelated but there's this really hot Chinese girl at my university and she's studying abroad from Auckland, her dad is white I think because she's really hot
Thank you based NZ
>>52252730
>There's a difference between learning from experience and idiotic generalisation.
How do the people in your life view Americans? What if the Australian public were polled?
You know I'm right.
>>52252719
You would be surprised.
I know my congressman doesnt like that our military is the size its currently at and would like to lower it a lot.
I believe in one of his speeches he said he didnt like how our navy was so large for the pacific, that we had way too much and got so little in return. Said something else about cutting the pacific fleet by 1/3 along with decommissioning at least two aircraft carrier fleets.
>>52252738
The people who are encroaching on your territory.
The people who inhabit the land your planes are flying over.
China you fucking retard....
>>52252849
>union and confederate flags
>same pic
Okay, Russia's Guatemala
>>52252876
What state are you in
>>52252875
Just because people in Australia have negative views of the average American doesn't necessarily mean we aren't allies. In any event if their views include things like obese well they really aren't statistically wrong are they?
>>52252876
Deterrence is an expensive business.
>>52252875
Cry harder
>>52252876
I am in California and it was my representative, not senator.
>>52252929
It is, we should spend that money on free healthcare, not our ungrateful, no wait our "banterful" allies.
>>52252864
There's so many of them mate there are a few hot ones without white genes. The ratio of attractive/ugly is just much worse than what weebs on 4chan believe that's all.
>>52252924
>if their views include things like obese
I'm just talking positive/negative.
If we're committed allies, then of course we should back them. However, if we were to pull away from alliances with unfriendly nations, I would be fine with that.
>>52252924
California
>>52252979
>implying the First Island Chain isn't the most important defense issue of our time
get out of my country Zhang
>>52252979
>California
>>52252999
>California
Mexicans think they're USA citizens now.
>>52251692
fuck off bitch boi no one gives a shit
cry some more, wah wah
>>52252958
>muh edgelord hugbox
>>52252998
Australia is not an unfriendly country
>>52252875
I think anyone who would answer that poll with a serious, sweeping statement about the American people is as much an idiot as you are.
Oh no guys an Australian meanie called me fat on the internet and said we drink out of red cups and wear shoes in the house!
He was joking but it hurt my feewings bawwwwwwww
>>52253031
I beg to differ.
>>52253038
>positively
>negatively
The only answer options.
>People having mental breakdowns over /int/ posts
Is the USA like poortugal but not pathetic?
>>52253025
>i take critical comments of my home country to heart because I overestimate my value as a person
>>52252998
m8 you're a fucking moron
>>52253082
So you're saying we should have no alliances?
I again do not really see where you are getting this all from. Nothing on this website should be taken seriously.
>>52253062
Do you reckon Comrade Chang will allow you a proxy Bruce?
>>52252999
>>52252979
>California
kek now I know why you're so soft skinned, try a commune or something. The internet doesn't sound like your cup of tea.
>>52253082
Or perhaps "I don't think its possible to generalise the characteristics of ~320 million individual people and refuse to vote either positive or negative"
>>52253126
>So you're saying we should have no alliances?
Not that guy but we have real allies, like Japan and South Korea. Shit even the philippines is a better ally then Australia and New Zealand.
>>52253147
>I'll bantz him into defending me, I know I will
>>52253158
>even the philippines is a better ally then Australia
How so?
>>52253158
Well the Japanese on here have written some meany weany things about us, I think we shouldn't have an alliance with them!
>>52252920
Read this and weep faggstar>>52252692
>>52253188
If we're using his favorability rating as a metric, they probably are since the Phillipines and SK have a higher favorability rating of the US than the US itself:
http://www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/
>>52253191
At least they have increased military spending.
Shit they are trying to change their constitution to where they can get involved in foreign conflicts.
I know a lot of them wanted to get involved in Iraq and Afghanistan.
>>52253158
Uhhhhh what? Australia has accompanied us even in Vietnam and Iraq.
Their military works closely with ours.
A real ally isn't just there to blow smoke up your ass. Australians will poke fun at Americans online but we have their blood on our hands. So once again, cry harder NERD
>>52253260
Why does Italy love us so much? Didn't we sponsor a lot of terrorism in Italy back in the 80s?
>>52253191
Japan is a serious power with a serious understanding of the world, unlike backseat Bruce with his glib moronic handwaving.
Australia brings nothing to this "alliance".
>>52253334
They give us Antarctic access
can you actually imagine what will happen if a war between china a country like australia breaks out? it would be like mad max in a matter of days
>>52253363
We can take Antarctic access as we please.
>>52253384
Just like we take your mom as we please
>>52253287
Dumbass I fought in Iraq, I was at Camp Stryker and Camp Slayer. The Australians did nothing but sit on the base and do a mission every once in a while, they were only there for show mostly. You put 2000 troops in country on a base that has 20,000 US soldiers what good do they do?
At least with philippines if there was a world war or conflict with China we could give them ships, tanks, weapons, planes and they would use them. They want to fight but are too poor to do so on their own.
Australia has the money to fight but they dont want to.
Which country would you pick to be on your side when you are a rich one, Australia with no will to fight but has money, or philippines which has no money to fight but the will power to do so?
>>52253402
Nice comeback, necrophile
>>52253425
We don't need either but I'd take the country with money. Wars are expensive.
Frankly I don't give a shit what you did in Iraq. I'm not going to suck you off cause you were shipped off as cannon fodder for goat diddlers.
>>52253425
That's just your opinion though
I'm sure there are other people with first hand experience that would disagree with you (probably because they don't have a huge chip on their shoulder for Aussies)
>>52253425
2,000 is a higher percentage of our population than 20,000 is of yours
Been 21 posts since Australia has posted in the thread.
WHERE IS ALL THE BANTER? WHERE ARE ALL THE SHITPOSTS?
FUCK THE USA!!!
GO TO THE US, GET SHOT.
>>52253515
Jesus Christ calm down mate you're embarrassing your own country
>>52253515
>two aussies above you
>be american
>get butthurt over banter on a filipino flipbook forum
I'm convinced this guy is just someone with a proxy playing up the Americans can't handle banter gimmick
>>52253425
Is your wife's boyfriend Australian? wew lad
>>52253493
In a war with China there would be a need for bodies, Australia would bail due to high body count, philippines wouldnt.
Also australia wouldnt help to pay, they are too busy paying for universal healthcare and 17$ minimum wage.
Also I brought my experience up because you said we work with the australians when in reality we dont. You said they accompanied us to Iraq and Vietnam when in reality they sent a very small presence that had no impact on the war, just some bullshit unity show when in reality there is no unity.
>>52253612
The fuck are you on about you dumb cunt a war with China would literally be China invading Australia there would be no bailing.
>>52253525
>Jesus Christ calm down mate
No
I am sick of australia.
I am sick of your hatred for the US.
I am sick of supporting a military that supports shit countries like yours.
I am sick of the US military, I hope sanders gets elected and cuts the fucking military in half.
inb4
>ITS JUST BANTER
fuck your fucking banter
>>52253552
>Chinese microdick suddenly looking big
>I-It was just banter m8s, I mean it
Go beg the flips
>>52253653
His grasp on reality left him in Iraq.
>>52253612
Are you triggered that all your Australian counterparts got free ptsd healthcare or something? This is some unprecedented fannyflustering
>>52253425
I like Aussie troops, they were fun to talk to during Talisman Saber
>>52253653
>there would be no bailing.
We would bail out of the alliance with you.
>>52253674
lol
>>52253674
>Hindus posting with US VPNs
>>52253674
Going to screencap this when I get home and post it every now and then as an example of Americans (all Americans) not being able to handle banter (despite the fact that just one itt cant)
So like ummmmm .... Nice try sweetheart :)
>>52253693
No, I'd just like to see you fed into the chink maw.
Nobody likes a smartass.
>>52253674
Ahh you got me
I fell for it
>>52253693
USA gives PTSD treatment for free too
>>52253719
Yeah and you are probably a abo or some other shitskin from Indonesia.
>>52253742
>nobody likes a smartarse
You just have no sense of humour. Smart arses are fantastic mate.
>>52253773
Tell that to the chinks when they rule you.
>ITT: US wants to drag every one of its allies into a war with a nuclear-capable power to act as meat shields, while China makes its moves in small incremental steps (salami slicing) that makes war impossible.
The philippines aren't going to do shit, american. They're corrupt and useless. Nor will the aussies. Nor will most of ASEAN, or Korea. Japan maybe, they always seem like the type to kill themselves over US interests.
t. Chink here.
>>52253770
Well then there is 0 reason to be this mad
Go have a snickers or something mate your blood sugars probably a bit low
>>52253791
Can't speak Mandarin aye
>>52253791
Last week I ruled a chink with my dick desu lad
>>52253729
>not being able to handle banter
I hope that comforts you when the chinks get you.
I might not be able to handle banter but you wont be able to handle the chinks.
Someone do one of those meme images with an Aussie walking past an American who's losing their spaghetti and then the American posts about how much he hates Australia on 4chins.
Thanks m8s.
>>52253801
Wrong.
ITT US wants its asian allies to live under Chinese rule until they come to appreciate a good thing
Any American who makes all the "hurr Chinese buying out AUSNZ" has clearly never been to the western US, they're doing the same shit here
Some Chinese dude offered my parents $250k over the value of the house to buy it immediately. The Chinese own the other 3 homes on my Cul-de-Sac, one of which is presently occupied by an Aussie expat family
>>52253801
Just go take Australia mate, we dont fucking want them, we dont want to support them.
Just dont fuck with our real allies.
ITT: Indian diaspora
>>52253827
Dunno mate if the slopes can handle the banter their presence as the dominant foreign culture might not be as bad as we thought
>>52253612
>very small presence
61,000 over the course of the conflict wasn't a very small presence you cheeky cunt, especially in the 1960s when we had like 10 million people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2-OOQo13c
>>52253801
I welcome our chink overlord, m80.
>>52253878
Well if you want your press and internet controlled enjoy the Chinese.
I am sure they will enjoy your banter as they ship you off to a prison in the middle of nowhere.
>>52253922
>a prison in the middle of nowhere.
>We're already in Australia you drongo.
>>52253922
Good getting tired of the world's press under the thumb of an Australian
>>52253922
Isn't america also control the internet?
>>52253425
How did you survive all the banter in the military? Were you trying to shoot everyone because of how much they make fun of each other? Maybe that was something we did only
On a more serious note the only group I ever heard serious complaints about were the Germans. Based on the autism you are exhibiting I am wondering if you heard some other troops joking around about Australians and took it to heart.
>>52254002
I don't know.
Start up a site with content America doesn't like and see what happens.
>>52253908
11 years
61000 people.
That is not even 6000 guys a year. Your high was 7672. That is not that much considering the US had 1.8 million. That and the Australians cut out early. But hey that is what allies do apparently, that or maybe it was because they were Australians.
>>52253849
China don't want anything useless, bro.
What the fuck will the mexicans of asia serve for China? Most of SEA are full of lazy gibmedats and mudslimes, except singapore.
Nor would china invade australia and get killed by those horrible indigenous lifeforms, and of course there's also those deadly animals and insects.
China does want taiwan though, and secure the first island chain so the US can't fuck with us so easily.
>>52253981
Murdoch did nothing wrong.
>>52254052
Daily reminder to NEVER trust the eternal Australian
>>52254055
>China don't want anything useless, bro.
Then why did they annex Tibet?
The Chinese are prey to all the faults of man.
>>52254055
>Nor would china invade australia and get killed by those horrible indigenous lifeforms
Don't worry Chang they're pretty docile especially since we introduced them to petrol.
Australians are based
>>52254041
>How did you survive all the banter in the military?
Army was easy. There was no banter from the Australians, they just sat on the base in their housing unit, only ever saw them at the chow halls.
I never had a problem with Australians until I went to your country, that compounded with your internet presence and well, just got sick of it.
>>52254099
>tibet
>mountain pass to india
>loads of fresh water supply
>it was clay that got away after qing fell
Even if the tibetans themselves were useless, the clay was not.
>>52254052
it was an american conflict, australia joined the war effort despite having absolutely no reason to (outside of vague anti-communism which was already dealt with to the south in malaya during the 50s, this time without any americans at all)
if we sent one guy as a mess cook it still would have been a great contribution
>>52253981
You wont have internet, just the state controlled stuff like those in China, good luck with that.
>>52254002
The US doesnt censor the fuck out of the internet like China does.
>>52254122
>coming to Australia
You know what they say mate, "if you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen"
>>52254153
Well fuck mate we barely have internet as it is and id rather have it under 1 state than 1 telco
>>52254143
>made up bullshit
You are the only only who can't see through yoursef, chang.
>>52254122
>your country
Firstly I'm American
And secondly you don't banter in the Army? In the Marines you got made fun of by everyone else for just about everything.
>>52254147
Well now its out turn to provide shit assistance.
When the chinks come for you and start shooting your planes down we will send a cook to help you guys out, and you better be fucking grateful because that cook will be a great contribution.
Anyway our navy will be neutered by then so we wont be able to assist you.
>>52254184
State censored.
No 4chan.
No porn.
No youtube.
No streaming.
>>52254193
I don't really give a shit if you don't believe me, cleetus.
You can look it up yourself.
>>52254241
Sounds bloody stellar for productivity
>>52254219
>And secondly you don't banter in the Army?
Not really, not to the point of hatred like the Australians do to us.
To cheer on mass murderers like they did when Sandyhook and the Aurora shooting happened is beyond just banter or making fun.
>>52254241
Maybe I'll finally go outside.
>>52254251
I'm sure there are plenty of sources that will recite your made-up reasons, just as there are with the South China Sea.
>>52254280
Its evident you don't know what banter is it you're confusing blatantly 4chan shitposting with witty, playful banter
>>52254220
the asia-pacific region is america's greatest long-term strategic interest right now, you'll send a million troops and 15 carriers and you'll be damned greatful to save the oppressed anglo democracies of the south who dindu nuffin
>>52254280
You literally do think /int/ represents the actual country don't you.
>>52254307
Please read this before embarrassing us more:
https://www.stratfor.com/weekly/chinese_geopolitics_and_significance_tibet
By the way, that's from an AMERICAN private intelligence firm, not a Chinese one
>>52254241
>never heard of vpns
Lol
>>52254307
Yep, plenty. As much as those harping about china is evil and hates freedoms, billybob cleetus.
>>52254280
are you saying the australian soldiers walked up to you and started firing off dank jokes about dead kids? this is literally a 4chan thing, anyone in australia who is against gun control will lecture you for an hour instead of bullying you, and I highly doubt anyone in the australian army is for gun control
>>52254336
lulz, no its not.
If your going to troll do it more subtly.
>democracies
I dont see any, I see socialist states with no real military.
Its ok though, as soon as trump or bernie is elected we will get universal healthcare as well when our military gets cut in half.
Hell most of our aircraft carriers are sitting in Norfolk doing nothing because we dont want to spend the money to send them out anywhere.
>>52254385
>are you saying the australian soldiers walked up to you and started firing off dank jokes about dead kids?
I'm in tears.
>>52254280
I would bet you that the % of non-urban residents in Australia who own firearms is much greater than the % of non-urban residents who own firearms in the US
>>52254413
Stop using buzzwords mate we're not socialist because we can afford comfortable medicare
If you want to continue being the world's superpower you're going to need to invest in your military, as you're doing now, to secure your overseas presence. If that upsets you cause you don't get free healthcare well too fucking bad you're the global superpower fucking hack it
>>52252920
>Russia's Guatemala
I don't get it
>>52254385
I'm a bit confused on his timelines as well, he can't be referring to experiences with Australian troops in Iraq since Australia ended its combat role in Iraq in 2008, which is before both of those shootings occurred
>>52254483
I agree. The gap is too wide.
Tell it to China.
>>52254485
Which is the evil twin, you or Peru?
>>52254511
That's fine mate it just means that you'll start getting cucked by China (like with their most recent PPP figures)
This thread really went places
>>52254544
Good riddance to you both.
>>52254544
Not the autistic US person
It makes sense that India and China should have larger economies than the US, they have so many fucking people. Even with much lower productivity than us they should be bigger. I think the challenge for them will be keeping internal unity as they grow more
>>52254483
>Stop using buzzwords mate we're not socialist because we can afford comfortable medicare
Its ok though, we soon will be able to afford good medicare as well. Its just going to cost us our military and our support for our "allies" but I would rather have healthcare then support for our "allies"
>If you want to continue being the world's superpower
Thats the crux of the problem though. Why be a superpower when most of your "allies" treat you like shit and think of your country as bad and a threat to peace?
More and more people dont want us to be a superpower. Just look at the last two presidential elections. The country is getting more and more liberal and one of the big things liberals want to do is cut the military in favor of universal healthcare.
I say let them do it.
Our time is over, someone else can deal with all this shit and ungrateful allies
>>52254537
Peru is red commie
Nigeria is just puke
>>52254607
Our economy would suffer in more than one way if we reduce the size of our military or our international presence in a significant manner
>>52254241
Indonesia has done that since long a go but look, see we still roaming in the internet. i meant you had surveilance over the internet. Internet filter i can it still can get around, though.
>>52254667
I am sorry but I dont believe it.
Even then, I would rather have our economy shrink a little and have universal healthcare then to keep on putting money into our military for allies that hate us.
>>52254695
I think China does it a bit better then your shitskin country.
>>52254723
>shrink a little
If we in one day said we're pulling out of Japan, South Korea, Taiwan etc. those countries would get fucked over. They are extremely major US trading partners.
There are millions of jobs currently held by people working for defense contractors.
The jobs you are cutting from both the military and contractors are ones that come with large healthcare benefits
>>52254742
I don't belive it white pig .
Who ever control the world or annex us nothing will change indonesia will still be irelevant so who cares.
>>52254811
First off
>Japan, South Korea, Taiwan
Those are actual allies of the US in the Pacific.
Australia and New Zealand are not.
Many jobs would be created by increasing our healthcare system and making it for efficient.
Also why not build tanks and bullets and sell them to other countries instead of just giving them away?
Sorry for wanting universal healthcare instead of supporting our "allies" that hate us and believe we are the greatest threat towards peace.
>>52254824
>I don't belive it
Well then where are all the chinese?
>>52254879
How many Nips went to 'Nam?
>>52254922
Nips lost WWII and were still recovering.
South Korea was messed up after Korean war and were still recovering.
You guys won WWII but didnt help out much in Vietnam.
Its ok though, I know you guys dont like us and even hate us, also believe we are a threat to peace. So once we become more liberal like we already are on the path to we will cut our military and get good healthcare like you guys.
Then our military wont be there to threaten peace.
>>52254905
Isn't time to time there are chinese flag and hong kong. Or they're just more like to flock in their own forums or imageboards. >>52217682
>>52254993
>but didnt help out much in Vietnam.
That's because we were only 19 m8.
>>52254879
If anything universal healthcare would slim down the # of people involved. You'll need more $ than just the defense budget to provide the level care I currently receive to every American. I think you should take note of the fact that in some quality factors (wait times for specialists, cancer survival rates) the US scores quite well and that's due to how our system is set up
In any event, good luck to any political leader who says we're going to pull out our troops stationed in Australia and cut all ties with them
>>52255023
>m8.
Sorry but the time for friendship has passed. Too much hatred for us on your side.
That and your lack of helping us is concerning considering you are a "ally"
Just time for us to retreat our military back to our borders and allies that actually help us and give a damn about us.
Nothing personal against you, just tiring with your countries hatred against us.
This is the biggest bait thread I've ever seen
There is no way someone autistically hates Australia this much
>>52255032
>cut all ties with them
We wouldnt cut all ties...
Dont put words into our mouths.
We just want to cut military ties.
Military ties that cost us a lot of money and we get next to nothing in return.
It would be one thing if our "allies" listened to us, or supported us, or even liked us but they dont.
>>52255108
I'm 100% certain it's some latino who thought migrating to the land of freedom would get him the respect he finally deserved on /int/
>>52255152
>shitpost and hate on the US for years and years
>wonder why people from the US hate you in return
>cant believe someone would hate my wonderful country of Australia
>must be a smell mexican beaner in the US making this shit up
Its ok, if I am a beaner then you are a abo or some shitskin from Indonesia or India
>>52255147
Australia has backed us on every major war we have embarked on since they became a country
They were, other than England and Poland (can't forget them), the only countries who invaded Iraq with us
Plenty of Australian blood has been spilt on American causes
Over 50% of the country holds favorable views of the US (source: http://www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/)
Our troops stationed in Australia are not that numerous and are more there for the protection of Taiwan and other interests in the region
I am not going to argue with you anymore because you are not arguing from any firm basis in reality. You have no statistics to back up really any of your claims regarding Australia, just faulty anecdotes which I am dubious of
>>52255208
>Move to the US with my 30 cousins
>Go on this new internet device
>See things
>Since I'm socially and mentally crippled I take them as seriously as someone saying them to my face and think the few people saying them represent a nation
Calm down, Beaner.
>>52254723
The relative peace of the past seven decades depends on the US being, and staying, overwhelmingly superior in its military to everyone else. Look at the last 3000 years of history--look at Europe's history. If the US withdraws from anywhere, especially a longstanding ally like Australia, the whole system of US alliances and US power comes into question, and everyone else will grow even more aggressive. Ever heard of "If you want peace, prepare for war"?
In addition, the US Navy is what even makes current world trade possible. Look at when Rome neglected its military and collapsed. World trade took centuries to recover.
Isolationists and "gimme my free tuition/healthcare" liberal college students are retarded and only thinking about the small picture.
>>52255240
Yeah they think favorably about us so much. That and they think we are the greatest threat to world peace, yeah so favorably....
>>52255289
So we get shit healthcare in exchange for our military.
While Australia and New Zealand get free healthcare and not have to have large military spending, all the while their populations hate on the US and our healthcare system.
Pretty fucking fair.
>>52255289
>World trade took centuries to recover.
Well maybe next time countries will be more respectful and not hate on the superpowers they are allied to.
>>52255296
Mexico hates the US too according to your source-less diagram. Are you going to cut ties from your homeland as well?
What will your poor grandma think?
>>52255391
They are not our allies and we are not a threat to them.
Nice trolling you abo, dont you have some booze to drink or cousin to fuck or something?
>>52255340
>>52255383
>only thinking about the small picture
In exchange for maintaining military dominance (not really an awful "cost" since almost every other great power would love to have it anyway), our overall purchasing power is stronger than almost everyone else's because global finance is rigged around the US financial system. If you look at median per capita PPP household income and disposable income, the US is pretty much at the top, even above resource/tax havens like Norway and Switzerland. That makes up for a lot.
Our overpriced healthcare and growing income inequality is mostly a matter of our own broken politics and not the military, since old people cost a fuck more than even slashing the entire military budget would make up for.
It is a fantasy to believe that we would have it this good, or the world would still be this peaceful, if the US didn't have a dominant military presence. It's not an accident that in general prices are lower and incomes higher in the US. Stuff like ISIS and Ukraine is nothing in the historical context of the absolutely destructive shitty wars that have happened when there is no clear superpower. If you dislike Australia and Europe for "leeching," well, that's just another one of the costs. Withdrawing would not solve our real problems besides your personal desire to see self-destructive "payback" for perceived ingratitude.
