>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGNOG IS?! >DUDE YOU DON'T
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>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGNOG IS?!
>DUDE YOU DON'T DRINK EGGNOG ON CHRISTMAS?! WHAT THE FUCK BRUH
>DUDE YOU GOTTA DRINK EGGNOG
why are americans so obnoxious?
>Hungary
eat some burgers then brah
Eggnog is disgusting and everyone who drinks Eggnog is disgusting aswell and doesnt deserve my uncut dick.
>not drinking eggnog
Do you know what eggnog is, though?
Why aren't you drinking eggnog?
Drink your Eggnog faggot, you look hungary
Honestly not fully sure what eggnog is
>>52225876
What is eggnog? Its a chicken pee?
>>52224189
it is our cultural aphrodisiac
whenever a foreigner becomes buttblasted our cocks erect and a good ol' orgy happens,
usually non-consensual, but HEY HO DRINK UR EGNAG BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52225996
>>52226045
Thick, sweet liquid we drink during the holidays, often with excessive amounts of booze poured into the carton for those lonely sad sops
Is eggnog any good?
also what is it? a white russian with an egg?
>>52226114
Depends, some like it and some don't.
I'd recommend making sure you get American style and not accidentally buying the ever elusive British nog
>>52226108
Recipe:
1. Chicken eggs.
2. Cow milk.
3. Species.
Are you shure that is an aphrodisiac?
>>52226114
>>52225996
>>52226045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog
#JustAngloThings
>>52224189
>>52226342
Well, eggnog IS delicious desu
>>52225910
I had no idea what eggnog was until an American went crazy about it sometime before christmas when I was abroad. (not in US, we were both exchange students somewhere else)
In the end I didn't try it because I was with other people.
I'm sure it's a comfy drink though. Here the "christmasish drink" is mulled wine.
>>52226114
I think i'll just stick to gluhwein and cold beers thanks
Eggnogs overrated. Nothing special about it. Most people I know don't drink eggnog ever desu
>>52226306
>#JustAngloThings
Nah mate, that's all you
>>52224189
sounds like you got rekt
>>52224189
>>52224189
>>52225876
>>52225996
>>52226045
>>52226114
>>52226342
>>52226410
Absolutely fucking heretical
It's basically buttermilk, eggs, and nutmeg. It's kinda gross and I'd rather drink the alcohol by itself.
>>52224189
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGNOG IS?!
DUDE YOU DON'T DRINK EGGNOG ON CHRISTMAS?! WHAT THE FUCK BRUH
DUDE YOU GOTTA DRINK EGGNOG
JUST FUCKING TRY IT, IT'S CHRISTMAS
it's probably haram so yuros don't know of it
>Europeans don't know what eggnog is
>Europeans don't know what liquid soap is
>Europeans don't know what root beer or a root beer float is.
>Europeans don't know mozzarella sticks are.
>Europeans don't know what peanut butter is
>Europeans don't know what tacos taste like
>Europeans don't know what heresy bars and Reece's pieces is.
>Europeans don't know what deodorant is.
>>52226662
The wiki said it was from East Anglia though, so I dunno
>>52227253
>Americans have no idea what a salad is
>>52226288
>why are americans so obnoxious?
It what I was responding to, but I'd poured eggnog on my bf while riding him and he got pretty hard at that moment.
>>52227388
A salad? It's uh...
uhhh....
yeah
For us yuros: it's basically a shit version of Advocaat.
>>52227253
>Europeans don't know what liquid soap is
>>Europeans don't know what root beer or a root beer float is.
????
>>52227539
thanks
>>52226455
i dont like it but he or she was trying to be friendly with you and you took it like an autist
>>52227917
This desu
>>52227917
>>52228167
Maybe that style is your idea of friendly, to me it sounds ignorant and condescending.
When I was making stuff from Hungary for others, I didn't go
>what the fuck man how come you don't have this in your country?
>how can you not know about it?
>>52228567
>goes on exchange
>refuses to bend his perspective to people that act different
>isn't an autist
i have never drank eggnog in my entire life
>>52228567
Pretty autistic lad
>>52228567
Some people are ignorant, though I suspect they were trying to beat around the bush and share the thick creamy yum that is eggnog with you
>>52228809
drank sum dat thick goodness my bruuuuuuuh
Eggnog is way too thick, can't even get through a single glass of it without wanting to spew. Don't understand why it's so popular.
>>52228953
when you make your own eggnog, it's as thick or thin as you want it to be.
it's the supremely comfy holidays drink that also gets you smashed if that's your thing
>>52224189
God damn, did that anon really trigger you enough, that you had to make a thread to vent out your feelings?! What a fucking pussy lel.
>>52224189
How hard is it to learn Magyar I like Hungary and I want to know more about its culture.
>>52228845
>Some people are ignorant
it has nothing to do with ignorance, i know exactly the type of person who would do that and he or she would get just as excited to learn about something hungarian from that guy
but instead, OP as the lovely human he is decided to apply a negative stereotype to that person and just thought to himself "aroogant murrifat, the entire world isnt america i cant believe you think everyone drinks that shit" instead of making a friend on exchange
>>52228567
youre not autism hungerbro USA is. eggnog is chicken sperm with booze. and going crazy about it is pure aspergers
>>52229147
t. Autism
>>52229179
takes on to know on right?
>>52229147
it's just buttermilk brandy and nutmeg, you would like it or at least not say anything bad about it if it were traditional somewhere in europe
I used to mix egg nog with a bit of apple cider and whatever alcohol. It was good.
>>52227388
I LOVE THIS WEBM.
>>52229359
>eggnog with apple cider
Nigger what
>>52229311
no I tried it and it tastes like shit
>>52229402
i dont like it either, a lot of people do though
Eggnog is OK but not my fave.... My fave is coca cola
>>52229545
t. VPN
literally no one here would talk about egg nog and coca cola in the same sentence
You're just proving my point. Murricans lack self-awareness and act superior and condescending to others without even realizing it. If I want to share something from my country, I don't start with sperging out and belittling others for not knowing what it is.
It's that "this barbarian doesn't even know about eggnog lol let me educate you" attitude that I didn't like. With a little self-awareness, it wouldn't come across like this.
>>52224189
does it taste like advocaat without alcohol?
>>52230103
Dude he was wanting you to try it because he thought you'd like it and have a new experience from his culture.
You took that sentiment and warped it into something entirely different. Him being surprised you haven't had eggnog isn't some jab at you or gloat about how great America is. This is some serious complex shit on your end
>>52230103
actually taking it that way is your fault, it's a genuine way of communicating here. when we say 'wtf you dont know about that?!" it means that we're excited to show you something, not calling you stupid that you don't know about it. this is why some americans act like self deprecating doormats around europeans while they're traveling, because they realize that is the only way they can get a positive response from people like you.
this is going to be actually condescending but it really seems like you have some sort of an insecurity complex toward us.
like i said, if you shared something hungarian with them, they'd be just as excited to learn about it. we really like trying local things from other countries.
>>52230189
it has alcohol in it so it's prolly quite similar
>>52230215
see, canadian guy gets it b/c he's quite similar culturally to us
>>52229387
>Brussel sprout
I understand her reaction
Belgium should be nuked for inventing it t.b.h
>>52230103
>Goes to America
>Tells people that he doesn't know what eggnog is
>"Really dude? Oh well ok wanna try some?"
>"No no no I will not you ruined it for me by being so condescending"
>>52229759
I would... Know why because they are both drinks even if very different. Eggnog is thick and heavy. Coca cola is light and refreshing drink it with ice. And enjoy
>>52230485
Except it didn't happen like that at all if you actually read his posts. Why are all these americans acting like dr. phil and telling the guy what happened when they weren't even there?
>>52230717
Because we're skipping the jack and getting down to what we mean when we use mannerisms like this.
We all agree that he misinterpreted the meaning behind the message and overreacted over eggnog.
>>52230717
>Why are all these americans acting like dr. phil and telling the guy what happened when they weren't even there
because we've heard people say "WTF YOU HAVENT HEARD OF X" 1000 times over cause that's how some people talk here when they really want to and are excited show you something
>People here have never had eggnog before
>>52230400
>it's a genuine way of communicating here
Exactly. There. And here it's obnoxious and patronizing. I'm aware of it and don't make a big fuss about it in irl obviously but it's still a thing that annoys me so I decided to vent here.
>>52230485
>>Goes to America
No, I wrote before that it wasn't in the US. And no, it wasn't Canada or anywhere near the Amercan continent either.
>>"No no no I will not you ruined it for me by being so condescending"
No, I wrote before that I didn't try it because I ended up with other people on christmas.
>>"Really dude? Oh well ok wanna try some?"
Not even close to what he said, I have no problem if people ask like that.
>>52230717
if they actually wanted to say >this barbarian doesn't even know about eggnog lol let me educate you
they woulda just said "wow hungary fucking sucks"
>>52230823
>>52230809
You have no way of knowing what tone of voice he used, what else he might have said etc. it's even more ridiculous for you to claim with certainty that he was being nice than it is for the OP to claim he was being an asshole (since at least he has the full picture, even if he ended up misinterpreting it)
>>52230864
>patronizing
no not at all
>obnoxious
from your perspective as a hungarian, sure. but youre still close minded for not accepting that we communicate differently than you. not sure why'd you learn english at this point, if you want everyone to communicate like a hungarian to you.
>>52230103
No Hungarian you're just turbo-autistic. They were inviting you to have some eggnog and you internally sperged out.
>>52230969
>You have no way of knowing what tone of voice he used
yes i do
and the hungarian guy just confirmed that he understood that it was genuine, so obviously there was no mocking tone of voice.
lmao at you trying to argue about how people from my country in my native language.
not sure how arrogant you realize that is. that's sort of ironic given the discussion.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CUT DICK IS?!
DUDE YOU DON'T CUT DICK ON CHRISTMAS?! WHAT THE FUCK BRUH
DUDE YOU GOTTA CUT DICKS
>>52231136
shit attempt at humor 2bh
>>52231115
>country in my native language
my country *communicate in my native language
just because you're fluent in english doesn't mean you understand every single thing about how we speak
>>52231115
>native language
is that mexicunt broken spanish? Or niggerenglish?
t. not that finn
>declines eggnog
You only had one non autistic option
>>52230969
No I don't and neither do you, but from the situation described it seems as if it wasn't intended to be explicitly rude and were inviting him to learn about eggnog.
In what way am I claiming from a perspective of certainty? I merely recognized that the phrase is a statement of disbelief, followed by an invitation for x person to experience y. That's just how it works here.
>>52231136
you coulda just dipped out of the thread after realizing you were wrong on all counts but now youre embarrassing yourself instead. poor form.
>>52231136
I could go for some dick on Christmas
wew
>>52231191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IZ_TEzg7M
>speaks like this
>talks about someone's accent in english
>>52231178
rekt :D
>>52231235
wtf you on about sperglord? thats my first post
>>52231115
You can't even properly write in your "native language". And you're doing exactly what you claimed the hungarian was doing (taking something someone said and misinterpreting it completely), at no point have I put forth any personal opinion on what the guy said. So congratulations at being something you just complained about 2 minutes ago!
Eggnog is pretty gross 2bh
Why are Americans so uneducated? Keep in mind these are the people who vote for the next world president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wP-5L2EY0
>>52231361
They lace the burgers, fuggin gubmint.
>>52231342
There's a difference between writing wrong for the sake of laziness and writing wrong because they're incompetent.
>>52231296
I'm not a native english speaker, neither is my native language in the same language family as yours... duh nigga?
>>52231296
I always imagine every finn here sounds like this or those guys from Dudesons
>>52231342
>at no point have I put forth any personal opinion on what the guy said.
Sure you did, you expressed doubt in the intention of his statement. When I've said several times with certainty that this is a common way to phrase excitement to share something with someone in the US.
About writing in proper Engish, I don't feel the need to write every post like this on 4chan because it's not my second language and I don't feel the need to. When I post in /ita/ I make sure that I'm writing everything as flawless as possible because I'm communicating in a second language.
>>52231361
>RT
>>52231550
I said that it's ridiculous to claim knowledge on something you have not yourself witnessed. That is not an opinion.
A-America-cun, you can't say nog - it's 2015!
>>52231012
>but youre still close minded for not accepting that we communicate differently than you
Let me quote the same exact thing I wrote in the same post you're quoting.
>I'm aware of it and don't make a big fuss about it in irl obviously but it's still a thing that annoys me so I decided to vent here.
>>52231115
I understand the intent, yes. But it did sound mocking.
I understood the intent, that's why I don't make a big deal of it irl at all, and take it for what it was intended to be.
But it still means that in a non-American environment in the intent doesn't fit the presentation.
What the fuck is eggnog? Sounds a lot like advocat to me
>>52231605
How do you still not understand the point I'm trying to make? It's a common response to a certain situation that happens here that I've heard literally a thousand times. What you're arguing is akin to taking a phrase such as "What's up?" and claiming that someone could be asking what is above them instead of how they're doing.
>Tfw basically alcoholic but prefer eggnog without rum in it
>>52231361
Why are Swedes so retarded? Keep in mind these people think that people in murrica vote for the next "world president".
>>52231734
Except it's not like that at all since he wasn't arguing about a single sentence, he was arguing about the whole situation (which you yourself have not witnessed). And even "what's up" could be used in a negative manner so that's a moot point.
>>52231537
prettymuch
>>52231640
>and take it for what it was intended to be
that's a big difference from what you initially said, and then re-clarified with
>"this barbarian doesn't even know about eggnog lol let me educate you" attitude that I didn't like
if you really understood the intent than that thought wouldn't have even popped in your head
>>52231808
I have never witnessed "What's up" ever be used negatively, can you give an example?
>>52231783
They touched their weewees and God cursed them.
>>52231751
Same, it doesn't feel anywhere near as good with rum in it, so I usually take a swig right after the eggnog goes down.
>>52231751
I hear you, senpai.
>>52231669
it is. americlaps stole your variation of it, altered it a bit and called it eggnog just as they always do
>>52231918
>I have never witnessed "What's up" ever be used negatively
Clearly this Finn knows more about how we communicate than we do about ourselves.
>>52224189
What the fuck is eggnog
*rubs doublechin profoundly*
y'all don't know da health benefits of burgers y'all
>>52231918
"What's up" can mean "what's wrong", which can be accusatory
>>52231932
Whoa it's almost like we were a British colony and things that the colonists took over with them remained in the country with minor changes
>>52224189
wtf is eggnog
>>52232045
wtf you haven't heard of eggnog?
>>52224189
What the fuck is eggnog?
>>52229387
>Brussel Sprout
Who can blame her?
>>52232098
Careful, you might trigger him
>>52232129
Anything could trigger you, Justin.
>>52227253
>Someone actually believes this
genocide when
>>52232045
OMG THIS FUCKING BRIT HASNT HEARD OF EGGNOG AHAHAH WHAT A SAVAGE
>>52232161
THIS.
IS THE POWER
OF AMERICAN
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52232180
>taking a bait post seriously
>believing that youre the intelligent one
i would say genocide when but you'll be bred out soon enough
>>52232045
DUDE YOU DON'T DRINK EGGNOG ON CHRISTMAS? WHAT THE FUCK BRUH
>>52232212
Seems I was right.
>>52232027
Accusatory statements aren't inherently negative.
>>52232045
>>52232109
>>52231979
Advocat without alcohol
>>52232301
*smacks your bum*
Triggered you ruined a good contextual joke desu
>>52232038
yeah but people in this thread are confused. so let me clarify:
eggnog is basically advocaat or Eierlikör for my brudis.
>>52232316
>"which can be accusatory"
>"accusatory statements aren't inherently negative."
JUST
>>52226306
Looks like ambrosia, but with alcohol.
>>52232316
What the fuck is advocat?
>>52224189
>OH MAH GAHD YOU DRIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD?
>HAHA WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT OH MAH GAHD
They're so oblivious to the rest of the world they act like a cunt when they get exposed to it.
>>52226455
Mulled wine here too m8
>>52232369
Egg liquor?
>>52232560
Oh my god you drive on the other side of the road?
hahaha wow can you believe that oh my god.
>>52232560
Anything we see outside of McDonalds commercials confuses and angers us.
>>52232626
DELETE THIS
>>52232612
not liquor made from eggs
eggs, sugar, liquor, sometimes cream, it's pretty much eggnog. we tend to add nutmeg to it here too.
>>52232369
>>52232524
Eggnog with alcohol.
It isn't easy to explain, just go to a supermarket and ask for eggnog.
>>52232426
Banana.
Also I was wrong on that and I thank you for letting me know.
>>52232560
Don't be mean or I'll bomb your Paki neighbor and "miss"
>>52232612
No.
You done it hungary. you triggerd the americants to hard hahahahahahahaha
>>52232560
Almost got hit the first time I tried crossing the street in London. Luckily, I soon adapted to Old America's strange ways
>>52232690
What the fuck is nutmeg?
>>52232753
Meanwhile people come and go between England and France with no problems driving.
>>52230717
Because he is
>>52232739
Hi blue Hungary, is it cold in your country?
>>52232791
This meme contains little to no spice
>>52232791
what the fuck are you? have you never been in a kitchen?
>>52232791
>t. western american
>>52232791
>What the fuck is nutmeg?
>>52232829
What... am I?
>>52232827
we're magyar send to the north pole
>>52232950
Oh cool, could you give Santa my Christmas list?
2 Texas Style Whoppers, extra meat and cheese
4 Large Curly Fries, extra crispy
1 Medium Diet Coca Cola (I'm trying to lose some weight)
>>52232852
trolled softly
Eggnog is cunt desu, I don't know how people drink it
>>52230400
What? Have you never tasted brunost ? WTF? How can that be?
WHAT? Never eaten a decent whale beef on Paul Watson's birthday? How can you not even have this tradition? Barbarism!
>>52233625
>t. young lad on holiday
get out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kogel_mogel
Looks like we're not so different after all !
>>52233830
>Place of origin Jewish communities of Central and Eastern Europe
I am DYING in the literal sense!
>>52234008
Why? Jews literally claim everything like niggers do.
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
>>52232243
ebin b8 m8
>tfw want to join on the bullying for the memes but Canada has eggnog too
