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pertamax
*waits patiently for hafu to arrive.
Why do these mosquitoes won't ever stop sucking me? Whenever I kill one by clapping my hands, another one appears. And when I kill it, another one appears. Why the hell do they appear one by one? I've been doing this for like 3 years already and I swear to god I'm well on my way to be the next top Clapping Asian Mosquito Terminator.
>>52212269
>all mosquitoes who sucked you were girls
you were lucky dude
>blogpost
I'm taking my wife's son to the cinema tomorrow. We'll be watching Star Wars 7. I'm sure he'll like it.
>>52212350
where
>>52212350
How much does it cost to watch film in there?
It will cost 1500 ~1800 yen in fecking Japan.
>>52212566
130-160 PHP ($3-4) 2D
>>52212350
Did you get cucked?
>>52212269
Off lotion, get the skin lighting one
>>52212055
This is hilarious, so... is he?
hello
>>52212693
Hello malay-kun. How are you today?
Can 2016 make my dreams come true?
>>52212737
What are your dreams, anon?
Perhaps we can help.
>>52212410
Somewhere in Recto
>>52212566
Maybe a fiver (in USD)
>>52212621
Rude. It's almost 2016.
Hi /asean/, pick one, kill one, which one?
>>52212693
On your knees. NOW!
>>52212615
wew that's great
>>52212647
No, he is not!........I guess.
>>52212759
To come to Australia.
>>52212737
>>52212708
I'm alright. How are you?
>>52212768
no
>>52212764
Right
>>52212764
both are uggos tbqh.
not my piece of cake
>>52212813
Bend over bitch!
>>52212805
Should I impregnate her with my seed?
>>52212833
Oh, how cute are you?
>>52212877
absolutely average.
but remember even the ugliest greasy scumbag wants to score qtiest girl available
>>52212269
the key is injecting mosquito repellent into your bloodstream, so when they suck it they die :)
>>52212350
>son
kek
>>52212764
I'll have left remove right
>>52212805
will I meet qt at filipino christmas party uk 2015?
>>52212269
Stop complaining and keep clapping on that damn mosquito, tiko
>30 reply
>ctrl+f: dutdut
>0 result, let alone 25
what happen?
>>52213157
It's not 6pm yet. Wait for the normies to come home.
I wish we were cute anime girls running on errands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdfa2t5H-4U
>>52213157
>>52213192
Who's dutdut anyway?
>>52213230
An Aldub-tier meme person which you shouldn't care about.
>>52213230
take that back don't ask it again or else you'll turn it into another shitty thread
>>52212795
ジャピーノくん
>>52213312
>>52213302
W-Why, I-I didn't do anything
>>52213543
shut up indon
anyway who's dutdut?
>>52213230
This guy who graduated from Ateneo de Manila University and Wharton BTFO that commie DutDut in a boxing match in Cubao
Post hip hop song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0
>>52213989
need pepe version of that picture tbhwy
anyone wants to see star wars with me?
>>52214223
I already watched the camrip anyway lol
>>52214223
>Invite anon
>meetup
>recruit for ISIS
>>52214223
No, wait untill the pirated one tobehonest
here is my phone number
(021) 7941658
ring me up if any of you, indon friends, wants to see the movie with me
please
>>52214223
>A GLIB FACSIMILE
>>52214334
this will be a new tv meme
>not watching starwars for free
how do you know when a girl becomes your gf?
>>52214668
When she's fine with you groping her?
>>52214296
Don't lie, that's Ahok numbah m8
>>52214525
>not watching starwars with gf
>tfw she holds your hand and crushes it everytime she gets thrilled
>tfw you are suprised and look at her when she holds your hand
>tfw she smiles at you and you smile back
>>52214730
really? is that it? I thought of it kind of a step toward a higher level of commitment, but not sure to judge where that begins.
>>52214730
I have a bf yet I'm fine with guys other than my bf fondle me
>>52214790
when you make a verbal agreement not to fuck other people
>>52214668
when she updates her friendster account status to in relationship with (You)
>>52214818
idk relationship status on normiebook isn't really a thing people do anymore, at least people I know.
>>52214794
It makes a scene when that happens, it's good that you don't have an overprotective or jealous bf.
>>52214668
when she is willing to convert to islam for you
>>52214668
When she's introduce you as her guy to her friends?
>>52214882
she's already Buddhist and I'm not a moood
>>52214896
I sort of figured that as an easy indication, but we're from the same social group so I already knew all her friends before I started seeing her.
>>52214913
>he has chink gf and i don't
DELET THIS
>>52214969
>chink
>Buddhist
what
>>52213989
Did Mar finally kill that faggot Duterte?
His followers here finally disappeared.
>tfw going to watch star wars film with girl
>>52214668
Are you being friendzoned faem?
>>52213989
Nice watch
What watch is that?
>>52215504
Darude Sandstrom
>>52215724
Like this?
>>52212088
l-lewd
umaru a shit
>have pinoy in my team
>lost 6 consecutive round
>managed to kill their gay sniper with desert eagle headshot
>carried the game with no lose afterwards
i-i finally did it!
>>52215778
I laughed harder than i supposed to.
Test
Test
>>52215860
Guro umaru when?
also where
>>52215054
>Chink
>not buddhist
Can't wait for all Malaysian Chinese to be slaughtered
>>52216126
Rude
>>52215961
Wkwkwkwkwkwkw still Malaysian flag
BTW guys, Australia is not full
>>52216126
T. Malay-Chinese
>>52213230
>Duterte did mention an incident when he had killed a suspected rapist of a foreigner, Belmonte said.
A hero that we deserve
>>52216177
Australia looks like a very comfy place to live tbqh
10/10 would culturally enrich
>>52215899
good job and to those dubs as well
>everyone in Asean hate chinks coz they are richfag
>everyone in Japan hate chinks coz they are poorfag
Interesting fact
>>52215999
Trips confirm guro umaru
Reminder
Best browser for Android?
>wake up as amerifat
>on the side of rebel scum
>look outside your window and see this
wat do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPK5KDCGF7g
>>52216313
baka
>>52215999
I've seen alot back then, but I can only find amputee now ;_;
>>52216396
Chrome
>>52216465
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
>>52216255
A hero that was molested aswell
tsk tsk tsk.
>>52216485
I don't really care, Google already knows everything about me
>>52216396
Chrome desu
Opera Mini is for browsing hentai without VPN in toilet
>>52216486
Hero needs some dark past anon
>>52216396
opera mini for hentai
chrome for day-to-day browsing
>>52216523
I hope his backstory is only 20 words or less long
Test chrome
Anyone know if paymaya works with paypal? I kind of need paypal at the moment.
>>52215504
GeForce
or something, I remember in my childhood this watch that became a fad for several years. G-Shock?
How to change tab on Chrome?
Help
>>52216092
also, knows kungfu.
>>52216621
G-spot
>>52216633
ctrl+tab
>>52216523
Tainted tbqh
Dropped.
Star Wars is overrated shit
>>52216674
Chrome for Android
>>52216701
ctrl+tab with a virtual keyboard
>>52216701
Tap that thing besides the address bar with a number on it
>>52216633
>>52216701
Just be yourself.
Can you survive a day without /asean/?
Protip: you can't
>>52216744
No ctrl and tab on my keyboard
>>52216759
Number what?
No Number on my Phone
>>52216772
Of course. I can always go to Krautchan /int/ or Ylilauta /int/. 4chan and 2cubedchan /int/ has always been a glib facsimile of /int/ boards of other chans.
>>52216772
I survived a month withouth internet. so i guess a day without /asean/ is not a problem
>>52216772
Because I can't survive without you ;)
>>52216772
I can
There are always reddit and kaskus
>>52216633
Does this help senpai?
Would you rather be ruled by your colonial masters again?
>>52216865
pls go
and stay go
>>52216857
Feminazis btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSX7iT0n65Q
>>52216897
with Spain, yes
>>52216772
stop speaking the truth
>>52216633
Press the square box in bottom right
>>52216943
>indonesia, what kind of currency u want, senpai?
muh top secret plot
>>52216873
>>52216943
My Phone is basically iphone Chink knock off
So it only has one key on the bottom
Help
>>52216772
Of course. A year even since I'm actually from /vg/.
And it is back button
No home nor menu button
Help
>>52216772
It would be extremely hard.
>>52216898
I like 4chan too though
>>52217042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oY2Rnyx8Es
>>52216772
Just a day? Sure.
>>52217156
>>52216865
Disgusting, go back to reddit or cuc.kus.
>>52217147
for you
>>52217200
Make me :)
what's up my Asian friends?
>>52216395
I like indonesia too,right behind malaysia
>>52217245
Hello pedro
>>52217245
hello latino
>>52217260
So do i
>>52217245
>>52217245
a-are we really friends?
>>52217245
>>52217245
Nothing's up, except his thing. Are you enjoying your morning?
>>52217245
Unsuccessfully tried to apply for credit cards on banks. I just need a paypal account to put $10 in.
Hahaha time to off myself.
>>52217414
When did Brunei get so weird?
>>52217315
I like you indon,don't you ever forget that
What is she trying to convey?
>>52217393
Don't you have a debit account to use on paypal? It's easier, noob.
>>52217512
Still needs 2 IDs. I'm a full blown NEET.
>>52217494
Im not homo
Sorry
>>52217500
I would like to know
Lets see that torrent of yours senpaitachi
>>52217794
Not using private tracker
>>52217609
>2 IDs
wat, they only asked me for one ID
Just use passport, driving license, SSS id, etc. SSS card is easiest to get
>>52217794
>not seeding
>>52217609
another easy one is a Philhealth card
>>52217609
Voter's ID
Passport
Is unting the world under Islam the only way to end wars?
>>52218038
>Islam
>a united religion
kek
>>52218038
Not reallt since there are so many different kind of Islam nowadays, everything is such a clusterfuck.
>>52217794
how do I fibr
>>52218094
You need to pay PLDT around 2.9k pesos a month
>>52217218
Do you have any these kind of face?
Aku cinta kamu
>>52217794
>tixati
>>52218326
If you can say that you love me, why can't you eat my poop?
>>52217442
>>52218326
gin higugma ko ikaw
>>52218339
I use Tixati as well. What cllient is gud?
>>52218395
pls be in London
>>52218407
Y-you too
>>52218326
gi higugma tika
>>52218435
qtbitorrent, or transmission.
>>52218038
I guess killing everybody would end wars
>>52218395
Bandar sri bengawan
>>52218326
mahal kita,aking sinta
>>52218195
That's the only one I have.
>>52218543
what else can you offer for me?
>>52218570
f-faraj
>tfw girl asks for your number after simbang gabi
wew lad
>>52218652
what's faraj in tagalog?
>>52218656
will simbang gabi stop if dutdut wins and puts curfew?
>>52218706
puki
Wh-why are you asking me this?
>>52218880
They'd probably just do it earlier t.b.h
>>52218912
>>52218652
Faraj is not a name? wew
>>52218880
>>52219014
anticipated masses are actually a better idea, no one wants to wake up at 4am for mass except old people and criminals
>>52218165
Holy shit dude is there a band witch cap?
>>52219174
not on this plan or higher
but fuck throttles during end of the months
>>52219192
Thanks babe.
Do you want som bubul cumcum /asean/?
>mfw local grocery store start selling Indomie
>>52218912
because i thought faraj is that guy nigel farage.
Why do you want to give me puki btw?
>>52219599
Yes please
>>52218912
Who dat bitch
>>52219599
what is it?
>>52219599
>bubul
>bulbul means pubic hair
Is that why the girl is on her knees?
>>52220005
>check google
>indon sex
bulbul = sex?
>>52220311
he should at least take me out to dinner first
>>52219599
Dat woman be like : A blowjob please.
>>52220680
Where do you want to eat anon?
>>52219684
Indomie goreng+rice is god tier food, senpai.
Can any Flips tell me if there's something wrong with Mar Roxas's brain?
>>52220889
surprise me
>>52220976
SM Foodcourt?
>>52221074
whoa,It's been so long since I went to somewhere like that,sure I'll go with you
>>52220966
seems normal.
>>52221074
>not some hipster restaurant that no one visit
>not using "I'm not hipster but..." excuse
>>52220957
>Indomie goreng+rice
my indonesian friend was saying same thing senpai
I tried curry chicken flavour today and it was pretty good
>The Australian firm said, previous attempts by Telstra to move into offshore markets have resulted in costly failure, allegations of corrupt payments, and ignorance of endemic business practices in target countries.
IT's OVER
MFW
>>52221210
eating at your house is fine too
>>52221331
Ayam Bawang > Kari Ayam thb senpai. Both of them are great though.
>>52221458
but there's no coffee here only mandarin/strawberry/passionfruit tea.
Also, we gotta kill my housemate first.
>>52221494
I'll be your housemate and have dinner together everyday
>>52221487
Ayam masak lemak cili api > all other kuah
fight me faggio
>>52221661
i can make you bbq beef paratha everynight qt!
What about you?
>tfw no flip gf
>>52221701
I'll wash the dishes,I'll lick your plate clean
>>52221487
You mean onion chicken? ok, I'll try it next.
The owner of the grocery store is indonesian so that why they are selling lots of indonesian & other south asian food, I guess.
They sell halal food as well so their are lots of muslims in the store everyday.
I didn't notice that many indonesians are living in Tokyo.
>>52221804
arent you that guy who had chink gf earlier?
>>52221896
>lick plate clean
so you wash dishes by licking it?
>>52221974
and greet you when you return and wash your other stuff,that's what housemates do
>>52221918
try this one
>>52222088
whats the difference?
Never seen one.
>>52222063
How about you wash my back when we're taking shower.
North Korean noodles is the best noodles I tasted
>>52222199
was thinking about visiting north korea for vacation once i have enough money
how about you?
>>52222330
check this guy
>>52222222
>>52222163
good idea to save water
>>52222199
I heard best Koreans are also the best farmers in East Asia.
>>52222373
but i think we'll be wasting more water. DO you know why?
>>52222199
Vietnamise ho for me or any of their spicy noodles.
>>52220966
YOU JUST KNOW
>>52222499
vietnamese pho*
keks
why do you guys tolerate this avatarfagging?
>>52222330
I'll pass, its too expensive for me
Tfw I only visited HK, Im thinking of Japan and South Korea, and Malaysia in 2 years after I finish paying denbts
>>52222088
Ever tried that, not as good as I expected.
>>52221918
Yeah, onion chicken.
How's the price tho? Is it cheap?
>>52222575
Just report and hide.
>>52222460
I have to wash myself more than once every night
and every couple of hours every weekend because you're there?
Is this a food thread? I feel reluctant to ask for a good porn site.
>>52222499
>tfw some Japanese think pho is Thai noodle
>tfw most Japanese think nasi goreng is malaysian original food
Who else /familyinheritance/ here and living without a care in the world?
>>52222684
Just browse /b/ cuck.
>>52222657
or we could just do it while we're dirty and sweaty
>>52222593
what type of denbts?
>>52222770
me but my parent will be very disappointed and that's the last thing i will do.
>>52222887
loan taken from insurance, and neighbors at 5% monthly around 450k pesos
>>52222606
each ones are 90 yen
I don't know it's cheap or not.
just a normal day in asean thread
>>52219599
bulbul means lewd hair :^)
>>52220966
duts has brain damage tb.h
>>52222887
do what and how will we get dirty and sweaty?
>>52222932
arent 450k alot for average pinoy?
>>52223050
by playing each other on top of bed of course!
