Smile Edishaan
Invited: Glorios nashaans of MENA + germany
members list: http://pastebin.com/gyh3sa
Spa7 L kheir ^ ^ rise n shine huns
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qp9bETrQVz
Daily reminder Glorios nashaan Egypt is the best ^ ^
>>52208783
I think we all know by now hieroglyphics-kun (._. )
Wuz you kingz n sheet?
>>52208687
Esmek nafs esm 2omi 2eh ele gaybek fel 7eta el zebala de?
Redpill me on Mona.
>>52211788
He has nice legs desu
>>52212651
Pic?
>>52213118
"""""""Nice""""""" legs
>>52213243
I think they're nice to be quite honest with you desu
طيزي واجعني
Sudani habibi where are you :3
Is it a coincidence Samra is similar to heaven, samai?
>>52208687
Can't see Pastebin, Can you comment the list?
Also Fuck Arab weddings. Specially Levant.
1. Country
2. Is it led by Wahhabi scum?
>>52216393
jellymad
>>52216151
Yes. Different Arabic root. Also it is samā', no i.
>>52216660
Nah.
Your food is great, which is the only reason I come to Levantine weddings
>>52215982
>>52216852
I'm honestly just shitposting but thanks for explaining bae
>>52211788
FGM
>>52217078
soon he will finally realize his childhood dream of participating in a functional democracy and starting his business to be self-sufficient in Europe :3
first for non-saudi coaltion
>>52217158
Oman can you answer a question for me?
>>52217158
Fucking Bulgaria fix your flag Jesus Christ.
>>52217158
Based Oman
>>52217158
oman confirmed for bros
post videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c6uRG7VpmY
Bumping
Umping
Mping
Ping
Ing
Ng
G
QATAR BTFO
>mfw islamists killing islamists over who's more islamic
you can't make this shit up
Arabic is so cool when you press backspace on the keyboard the squiggles continually change
>>52218389
btw did you ever post your f e e t ¿
صباخ الخير مينا عاملين ايه
>>52213118
Here
>>52218458
Can someone help me find this nasheed:
https://toruchan.org/b/src/1437391926581.webm
(warning, might be shocking if you're a homo lmao)
>>52213118
Ummmm, wtf those aren't mine HK-kun >_<
>>52210863
Yesh ^ ^
>>52211737
emm esme el 7a2e2e mosh mona, moh 3rfa la2eto belsodfa w la2eto 3adi .-.
>>52216393
I-I'll try :3
>>52218541
Th-the real HK-kun doesn't know arabic o.O
Get out of my /mena/ imposterrrrr! >__<
>>52213243
those are his legs not mine FU
>>52218541
you're either lying or two persons at the same time
in both cases i'd be very confused 「(°ヘ°)
I am racist against arabs, what to do? It just comes naturally.
>>52218794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTYZYLHP8jg
dit is geen nasheed jonge, dit is een lied voor kinderen
>>52218996
I meant with the sick beat, I can't find that shit
>>52218917
you barely have any in poland man, most of brown people you have are t*rks
>>52218917
>Arabs
Triggered, the MENA is filled of Assyrians, Aramaic, Jews, Persians, Kurds, Berbers, Ancient Egyptians, Nubians, Phonecians and there are no Arabs here.
Stay like you are, don't take physical action though
>>52208687
this photo is so cute
>>52219023
There are many arabs in here. They always walk in groups like wolves.
>>52219025
How to avoid having a visible disgust in my face?
>>52219020
lemme look
>>52219020
closest thing I could find, not quite the same but with sick beats of a different kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33OAKErQuE
>>52219061
What sort of arabs? As far as I understood they never really hung out in Poland
>>52218917
TROLLOP >_<
Get to know other arab
people from a different area and just be more open
>>52219025
Whatever floats your boat desu .-. but I consider all of them as our arab brothers
>>52219220
thanks la, sounds good, will bump this in my car today
>>52219250
>2015
>ناصرية
mona y
>>52219268
listen to a dude named biz for sick mideast beats broer
Lads, is it around me or newborn kids no longer have arabic names
>>52219250
Only decent Arab I know was decent, only because he was Half Polish.
>>52219313
>Ashley Al-Maqdishi
>>52219382
Some kid in our neighborhood is named Christine, her father prays daily and a Muslim, I laff whenever I hear them call her
>>52219273
>2018-3
> encouraging seperashaan and division
I call myself an arab. I really don't care desu. Even if my ancestors aren't arabs (from my moms side and I don't even really know about my dads), I would still consider myself an arab. We share the same culture, religion (islam mostly), language, we have the same mannerisms, ideology, most even look alike. Seriously the Egyptians, Palestinians, and Lebanese people ive seen at my UNI. all look pretty much the same.
Most of the Egyptians I know also consider themselves arabs.
It's really not that big of a deal in my opinion. Consider yourself whatever you want -.- .
>>52219419
Hello Habibi :3
>>52219440
Queen-Latinah habibi
>>52219459
H-hello
>>52219440
>bartender jobs
>57 jobs
>>52219443
it's not that, but the fact that it's basically just us and the Syrians that care about pan-arabism feels like it's a massive letdown and getting your hopes on it isn't constructive.
>>52219419
>tfw your name can be both christian or muslim
>tfw your fathers name too
>tfw your family name too
>>52219440
O-ogai
How's your spoken arabic btw(?__?)
I rem last time you said gomhoreyet masr al arabiya it was ok but needed some work
>>52219313
>>52219419
>arabs secularizing
>we're only getting more durka
pls stop this
>>52219549
All of that and you are still a brown shitskin
There's no escaping them genes
>>52219498
How's it going, I haven't seen you since the Africa thread. How was your day?
>>52219549
We are you from?
>>52219629
feels bad man
>father has green eyes
>mother has pale skin
me:
>brown eyes
>brown skin
>>52219648
Ik kom uit Egypte
>>52219598
Well, we are not being secularized rapidly, it is going to take a few decades before durka's shit is finally gone.
>>52219630
I am fine, my day was nice. What about you? Who are you again?
>>52219665
Tfw no feet pics today ;-;
>>52219549
Bleh, I know, kinda sux desu .-.
>>52219665
iktf m(._. )m
My mom has turqueiose eyes and pale skin and I ended up kinda tan with dark eyes
>_< dem dominant jeans
>>52219665
>>father has green eyes
>>mother has pale skin
>me:
>>brown eyes
>>brown skin
Are you sure all of them are your parents? :^)
>>52219727
for (You)
>>52219736
feelsbadman
>>52219757
yeah, I inherited my father's ears and have somewhat of an asschin, pretty sure .-.
>>52219901
Thanks
Dodged a bullet there
>>52219901
STOP WITH THE FUCKING FEET SHIT
nice gay pants btw :DD
>>52219958
comfy af nigga, they're faded and I still wear them
>>52219957
anytime m9
>>52220027
>comfy af nigga
>skinny
>comfy
Apparently you don't have balls
>>52220089
that's the surprising thing about them. Also
>not knowing the difference between skinny and slim fits
>being a pleb
they have a leg reminiscent of skinny jeans from the knee downwards, but are basically normal jeans from the waist to the knee
>>52219715
All is well, slow day. We spoke on the Africa thread like yesterday, starting off with Darfurian and East Sudanese independence.
You also said you shaved your beard :-(
>>52220190
>>not knowing the difference between skinny and slim fits
In that pic they look skinny af
I buy straight and slim without the fit part
>>52220213
Me? Spoke of Darfurian and East Sudanese independence? wut? when? Are you sure you mean me?
>>52219570
(._. )
>>52219957
Hmmm, Is Oliver really a german name
plz say
>>52220454
.-.
>>52220353
How many Sudanese posters are there?
>>52216479
>Saudi Arabia
ahahaha
>Bahrain,
ahahaha
> Bangladesh
ahahahaha
>, Benin
benis ahahahahaha
>Chad,
ahahahahaha
>Comoros,
ahahahahah
>Djibouti,
ahahahaha
>Egypt,
ahahahahahah
> Gabon,
ahahahahah
> Guinea
ahahahaha
>, Ivory Coast,
ahahahaha
> Jordan,
ahahahahaha
> Kuwait
ahahahahaha
>, Lebanon,
like seriously nigga?
> Libya,
ahahahahahah
> Malaysia,
ahahahahaha
>Maldives,
wtf ahahahahaha
> Mali,
ahahahahaha
> Morocco,
ahahahaha
>Mauritania, Niger, Nigeria,
ahahahaha
>Pakistan,
ok maybe this one makes sense
>the Palestinians,
ahahahahahaha
>Qatar,
ahahahahahaha
>Senegal, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Sudan, Togo, Tunisia,
ahahahahaha
>Turkey,
name it the turk saudi aliance and spare the empty fillings
>United Arab Emirates
ahahahahha
>and Yemen.
aren't they still trying to invade them?
>>52220512
>How many Sudanese posters are there?
look at the flag again
>american edyukashan
>>52220511
you should make me an arabic asmr recording desu
me on the left desu
>>52220570
what's an asmr?_?
>>52220612
moaning without the sex
>>52220560
I'm on my phone, so I can't click the flag but I thought it was Sudan sorry :-/
>>52220353
I think he got the sudanese and palestinian flags mixed up
>>52220307
I usually alternate between slim fits and straights, they suit me better imo
>looks skinny af
that's because of my monster thighs, thanks dutch bicycle culture
>>52220612
wat no
www.reddit.com/r/asmr
>>52220633
It's okay m9
I am from Palestine
Have a nice day
>>52220633
I like straight ones better, I never bought anything with a really fit leg section, it annoys me, and it is easier to take off tbf
>>52213118
your legs look better now mona
less hair and more toned
>>52220632
This >>52220714
>>52216479
they should rename it : the sectarian coalition
>>52220714
you do you man
>>52220624
>>52220683
No. Also I don't get it? how can someone moan in arabic?.?
Isn't moaning just moaning
>>52220773
no it's not moaning
It's basically whispering softly
There's a big community of people who make them and listen to them
They give you nice head tingles
Look at the top posts on the link I sent
>>52220773
Arabic moaning is different, you moan from right to left.
>>52220759
wut
>>52220820
>It's basically whispering softly
>There's a big community of people who make them and listen to them
>They give you nice head tingles
same as moaning to be frank
>>52220511
Kinda
More british desu
>>52220735
thank you (>_<)
evaar since the transition I've been taking more estrogen hormones <(｀^´)> and it's made my leg hair much more feminine looking
I hope to come out as a womaan one day like a catepillaar to a buttaarfly ^_^ it will be glouriaas >^_^<MONA <^!^>not MAHMOUD ^/^ ok???(*^_^*)
>>52220823
top kek
>>52221039
>>52221039
>>52221039
>>52216479
algeria = bad sunnis
benin = halal
>>52220735
FU FU FU
>>52220513
>tfw 99% surrounded by terrorist shitholes
>>52221258
Don't listen to them, your legs are fine
Lads, should I get a small palm tree for Muhammad bday?
>>52221539
No you faggot you should celebrate it like a real Algerian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLJ6uCEv5Jw
>>52221539
Why?
>>52221629
:20 sounds like the shahada a little desu
>>52221539
If you have a Backyard then yes, It will be good for you in the future.
Or your kids.
Or your grand kids.
Or you can just plant تين شوكي easily and get lots of food for 20 years.
>>52221684
Jesus' birthday - christmas tree
...
>>52221629
>Algerians being this much dindus
>>52221629
looks like purim night in the old neighbourhood
fucking m*ghr*b*s
>>52221758
but christmas is a capitalist meme pushed by coca cola, which is a jewish plot.
a true arab boycots christmas and drinks pepsi
>>52221739
>تين شوكي
Worst thing ever in the history of mankind to be planted in your house.
I meant as a celebration, not planting
>>52221758
I wonder what the decorations going to be
>>52221835
I gave an explanation:
Jesus' bday - christmas tree
Mohammed's birthday- palm tree
>>52221768
>>52221783
>not fighting to death over mo's bd
how do you preserve his memory?
>>52221866
infidels heads with a lamp instead of eyes :DD
>>52221866
>>52221863
Oh so you meant plant something like a Muslim version of Christmas tree?
Okay then, but it will grow slow.
Except if you order half-grown ones, which cost money.
>>52221629
> star wars leak
>>52221931
I would plant an olive tree for u bby
>>52221931
It was a jest m8
They don't look half bad
>>52221944
glad I wasn't the only one who kek'd at that part
>>52221989
Looked like it.
>>52221972
How about a plum tree ;D
>>52222086
>owning a 3D pepe
>>52222086
Thought you were gonna get a Date-palm tree. Oh well.
>>52222110
Whatevee you want
If get post nudez
Arabic looks so very fun to learn desu
After I get a job and I have time I'm gonna learn it so I can communicate effectively with mah mena waifu I take as hostage in the future desu
http://corpus.quran.com/qurandictionary.jsp?q=H
>>52222140
It's not a bad idea tbf
>>52222154
Well, it is not a plum tree, so you wouldn't like such ideas :DD
>>52222086
> palm tree
more like a washingtonia m8
>>52222221
so close
>>52222221
Nooooò
WHY
>>52222221
>>52222221
>>52222195
>Being close to make a GET
Good luck next time
anyways I wanna check these nums >>52222222
>>52222221
>off by one
my tunisfu
and u?
I lost the get
>>52222413
It's okay, I was off by one from a 9999999 get once.
me in the white desu
>>52222467
Th-thanks anon
Question for all the sandnigger who lives in middle east
Why don't you guys act like Syrians and get asylum in Germany?
>>52222477
me on the left
>>52222514
Who would do such thing?
>>52222514
I may sound like an asshole, but it's better here than Germany.
Except in summer.
>>52222580
>Chinese beaches
You'll be lucky if you see sand desu
>>52222580
>Turkey-Syria border.jpg
>>52222653
Are you a suri nuri?
>>52222654
Can I get asylum in UAE?
>>52222660
>swimming in any """"""""""sea""""""""""""" that isn't the mediterrenean
I hope you don't do dis
>>52222222
whos the lucky senpai desu?
>>52222718
those middle two are much much cuter than the two on the outsides
>>52222846
You need to be working m8.
You can't just claim asylum.
Or you can marry an Emirati girl, then you would get an Emirati passport then you'll get money raining on you.
>>52222886
>swimming in a pond filled w/ sunken niggers
>>52222886
why not?
>tfw normies gang up on me to make fun of me and act shocked and horrified when I defend myself
I fucking hate normalshits so bad
why do they always gang up on vulnerable people like fucking vultures?
why do they play the victim card whenever somebody calls them out on their shit?
I really, really, really, really hate n*rmies
>>52223076
you re to beta m8
they can smell your insecurities
>>52223019
>Rocky beaches.
Nah I'm fine.
>>52222999
pleasing digits
2 seems oddly out of place desu
Like the chick here she doesn't seem mena desu
>>52223076
do you consider yourself arab, berber, or neither?
>>52223013
>Emirati girl
no such a thing exists
>>52222846
W-what
>>52223123
there's a wide array of arab female faces. it's weird, even two sisters will look like they are different nationalities.
>>52223137
>>52218003
my blurry emiratifu
and you?
Now that you mention it, I knew two emiratis? from Dubai and both were guys
you might be on to something desu
>>52223117
I know
I lift weights, bjj, muay thai and I'm usually the tallest guy in the room, and I treat everybody with respect
but apparently even that isn't enough for normalshits to contain their urges to bully socially uncomfortable people
normies need to be eradicated 2bh
>>52223125
I consider myself a jew (semitic, more precisely levant region)
>>52223013
>Or you can marry an Emirati girl
Man the chances of marrying a super model is higher
>>52223076
Pepper spray these fuckers to death (Spray their noses and eyes) and put half used sriracha next to them.
The cops will think they commit suicide.
You will get over it.
>>52223267
would rather do this to them and beat them on the ground 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmhIIhKjPM
I've been practicing that move for a couple weeks now, I'm gonna fuggen use it if I have an opportunity to do so
>>52223192
It's got to do with the history of the region, IIRC gene flow from different places because of historical events desu
>>52223262
Then you can't claim Asylum here.
DESIGNATED
>>52223378
Couldn't he get a resident card after buying a property there?
>>52223342
>grappiling some dude like a real weirdo
dude just bitchslap the motherfucker thats trying to fuck with you
if he tries to keep talking slap him again, not hard, just to ridicule him.
if he tries to fight, 1-2 jabs on ears and solarplexus.
no blood, teacher will put if off as
>hotblooded young boys xD
>>52223378
That's not going to stop me claiming assalamu alaikum :3
>>52223470
He could.
But cheap property is hard to get.
If he's a Muslim though, he can be an Imam, and he'll get a villa for free with no electricity payment and Internet.
And he gets 2994.87 dollars wage per month.
>>52223521
>the solar plexus meme
If the guy you're hitting does pushups on a regular basis chances are he won't feel a thing
I've had guys try to hit me in my solar plexus and it was basically completely ineffective
>>52223521
m9 throwing people is a great way to get guys to respect you
it does something to guys psychologically when you can suplex them or double leg them or lateral drop them
>>52223589
Well he's not. I also think there's a minimum to issuing a residence card based on property purchase
>>52223641
this
I almost never throw jabs to the body in boxing because it's fuggen useless
the only good body punch is the left hook to the liver or the thai roundhouse to the liver
>>52223589
>2994.87
>not 2994.88
What a scam
>>52223589
Holy shit, I need to become a Imam.
>>52223696
How about 2999.999
>>52223793
If you say so :$
>>52223641
you can't train your solarplexus.
you can strenghten the area around it, but it doesnt change much, nice personal anecdotes tho.
also
>lanky 19yo opponents
>not throwing up after their first hit in the stomach
>>52223649
hitting someone in the face does the same with less gay hugging
>>52223949
>gay hugging
m9 grappling is an integral part of fighting in general
good luck if some wrestler or brazilian jiu jitsu or judo guy takes you to the ground
>>52223589
Okay I have only three choices
>Marrying Emirati girl
>Buy property
>Become your local imam
Which is cheapest?
>>52224042
imam
>>52224042
>marrying an emirati girl
good luck with that
>>52224004
>wrestler
>judo
whatever man, was just trying to inspire, feel free to cuddle with your schoolmates as much as you want
>>52224156
>implying I don't box
>>52224042
Imam is free.
Buying property is expensive.
Marrying an Emirati is hard as fuck.
who /glasses/ here?
God I hate iraqis so much bleh >.<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajeoWNMCAI
>>52224273
5.1 Master race
Don't need glasses. I have sunglasses though.
>>52224273
20/20
>>52224273
-5.5 and -6
>>52224331
>only -.9
baka
>>52224433
It's not in Shitty american system.
Also, nice integers ;)
>tfw no google glass
>>52224227
And if I become Imam I get the others by default!
>>52224584
>>52224584
>>52224584
>>52224584
>>52224584
>>52224584
Have some (You)'s instead :D
>>52224584
looks mena desu
am I right or wrong
>>52224584
shit 2bh
>>52224635
?(ﾉ)・´ω・(ヾ)
>>52224433
>-5.5 and -6
woah nigga you blind
+0.5 here,only wear them for reading and I can still read without them
ever thought about laser?
>>52224648
She looks more like a Turkroach.
>>52224648
looks italian(aka the real master race) but would still pass as mena
>>52224713
bit rude desu
[°~°]
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>52225127
Do you like Hijabis more or non-hijabis?
>>52225301
Non-hijabis
bumps
>>52225301
i like u most :3
>>52224707
im too far out for laser/lasik
>>52225301
ur mum lmao
>>52225427
replace them
>>52225469
pretty sure you can't replace eyes, you madman hahahah
>>52225519
are you sure? lol
>>52225427
so you can't even fix them a little bit?
I'm guessing your glasses make your eyes look reall small like a mongol?
Ever tried lens?
Sargon are you alive m9?
Start up the cryptonite
group name mena
>>52225519
http://en.yibada.com/articles/94797/20151214/bionic-eye-implant-helps-blind-colorado-mother-see-son-first.htm
>>52225591
>so you can't even fix them a little bit?
idk
>I'm guessing your glasses make your eyes look reall small like a mongol?
thats just the old types the new ones are compressed n sheet
>Ever tried lens?
no
>>52225681
wew lad
>caused her to tear up
bionic eyes that can also cry?! IT'S
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
seriously though, what a time to be alive, man. God bless science and progress.
>Sargon is ded
;__;
>>52225519
You can, It costs a lot though.
>>52225856
Maybe he's taking a rest tho pally.
I hope so.
If he's dead Probs MENA is dead as well
>>52225856
N-no
>>52225839
>science and progress.
absolutely haram
>>52225933
Your proxy failed.
Also, Nice Dubs :D
>>52225930
He's ded inside ;_;
I wanted to chat wiz him
>>52225933
You went to Egypt?
>>52225966
>GOD bless science and progress.
2bh
Sawgon I am back
>>52226004
>>52225976
S-sargon is all of us
>>52226118
N-no you
Wew lads, what's the matter
>>52226151
>tfw no meem
Your last words
;__;
>>52226177
Oh I am going out today a bit, are u here at say 10 pm?
>>52226247
>going out
what a normie
>>52226282
I voluntereed to help a bit
>inb4 fungies
No
>>52226325
I c
Well, Idk
I might be or not
Have fun m7
>tfw I read a really awesome fanfic ^ ^ and found the author still hasn't completed it >__<
>>52226325
GL
Lads, there's an open chat via cyptocat
group name: mena
>>52226427
mona post some of your fanfic
also what happened to your profile on interpals
>>52226463
is that another tinych@, t9 (?_?)
>>52226542
LOOOL I wrote that stuff like 4/5 years ago, it's kinda stupid and embarrassing I guess lol
And I dunno? I guess it's still there?
>>52226713
google it, it is easier more secure and better
>>52226713
bost it pls
>kinda stupid and embarrasing
it's fine, bost pls
>>52226771
I'll try
>>52226856
So you could team up with assman and bully me as well ._.
no thanks bleh, stop shattering me even more ;_;
>>52224620
> if I become Imam I get the others by default
> he doesn't know
>>52227004
I'll limit myself to four snarky remarks and post some of my own embarassing shit
i need this in my life, I haven't been outside in two days
