australian wildlife edition
need a petite cornish gf to bully
might buy a denim jacket tomorrow edition
No gf
ur grandpa is still a pussy m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGaRbhat-FA
>>52200964
>Taking a pic from /soc/ and changing the filename to make it look like you just took it
Lmao check out this desperate paki, lads
who /racetraitor/ here?
dating a kurdish girl 2bh lads
>>52201061
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu
>Tfw you feel tfw no gf
>Tfw just have a wank and watch a bit of animu to subside the feels for another day
maisie
>>52201061
LET ME ENTER
>>52201070
do you count slav?
>>52201061
probably would haha
i've never watched star trek before
where should i start?
>>52201070
dated several girls who were not white
desu more than I've dated white girls I think
its ok though because they were all Catholic
>>52201070
Only known 1 kurd and she was ultra-qt with green eyes and big tits
pic related
>>52201135
of course
>>52201111
She aint fat
>>52201061
She does not look like she's from the athlectic department m8
>>52200996
> tfw Cara has more balls than you
>>52201111
that's a nice fanny
>>52201070
arab girls are hot m8
Literally no girl near me likes HANL
why bother?
>>52201070
not really race traitor there unless she looks like a full blown brown paki
>>52201135
>what is race
Maybe you's a stank hoe
Maybe that's a bit mean
Maybe you grew up and I'm still livin like I'm 16
>>52201070
The only girl who ever dated me was Chinese. I would gladly be a race traitor if I got a gf for it.
>>52201156
Movies I'd say
Wrath of Khan is a good intro if you've never seen any star trek before, then Search for Spock and Journey Home from there
other than that the Original Series is all good as is most of TNG after season 1
stuff like DS9 is great as well but its better if you understand what's going on first.
Might make a girl do a gentle cry so I can give her a hug lads.
Falkland Islands/Islas Falklands
secured from imperialists since 1982
viva Bretaña
>>52201219
well, still white european...
>>52201249
thanks for the reply
torrenting WoK as i type this
>>52201268
Explain your shit meme to me.
>>52201296
Fuck Off Normie Twat(s)
good feel when youre dancing at a ska night and all the old skinheads shake yer hand sayin nice 1
>>52201264
cuck
>>52201270
is that head shopped on
>>52201047
he's ok but he's no d double e
not too long till the Trump section of the debate begins now
Nicole used to keep a nigga's dick on swole
She knew I had a girlfriend
But she love my pole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yDFpUK558
>>52201311
fat girls are best girls 2bh
>>52201311
post your ex gurl please
>>52201156
TNG is the best starting point, then DS9 and then back to the start with TOS when it's over.
Only watch the rest if you get enjoyment and memes from awful content like /tv/ does with the Star Wars prequels.
>Mac Miller
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52201378
Who?
>Star Wars
>Sims
>Bed
>Cry because no gf
>>52201378
PROTIP: he's a goddamn kike out chasin money
>>52201419
you seen it?
>>52201249
>Telling him to watch The Wrath of Khan without having watched Space seed
>>52201438
Nah, need to marathon the saga before I do though, was meant to be doing one a week in the 6 weeks leading up to it but forgot
>>52201433
he's occupied with shaking with a pistol in his mouth
you've driven him to the edge. TO THE EDGE
>>52201378
>Wack Miller
>>52201349
the movies are all pretty decent
only 5 and the TNG movies after First Contact are particularly horrendous
>>52201433
continue
>>52201378
didn't he make some song on how he was irish?
fannies are weird and this is coming from a straight male
>>52201510
round of applause
bb make dat ass clap
>>52201378
>kek miller
>>52201438
I'm watching it tonight. I have very low expectations thanks to Jew Jew and the confirmed spoilers.
>Its gonna be great
>>52201314
Hardly normie if all I ever done was date a girl. The most I did with her was hold her hand.
stop posting these obese 2/10s please
>>52201442
you don't REALLY need to see Space Seed to understand
and just watching through one or two episodes alone without context doesn't do it justice.
>>52201510
Stick them in an imgur album, wanna come back to this shit
>>52201516
that's macklemore
>>52201167
She's sporting a bit of a gunt, that's fat enough.
>>52201516
Nah, he's a jew from Philly
had a dream about the one that got away lads
>>52201545
I'm excited enough just to see another standard space flick like star trek reboot
that it might be an epic tale in the franchise is a bonus
>>52201562
oh right, who the fuck is this then
>>52201378
Has the definition of racism been changed recently?
I thought it was just 'actions taken against a person based on their race'.
Where did all this 'power' bullshit come from?
A black beggar saying "Keep your change whitey" is as racist as a white man saying "Get a job, wog".
>>52201603
good song 2BH
>>52201603
where did she go to?
>>52201560
why do girls have so little space in the taint department
jihadi john here ama
>>52201642
got any hairy girls?
>>52201626
this
reverse racism is just a funny way of saying it, it's simply racism
>>52201624
he's another white rapper
i can't think of any memorable songs, but he's ridiculously rich for some reason
>>52201658
s'up?
>>52201646
Fuck off cunt.
>>52201560
>>52201510
So apparently I'm somewhat partial toward fat girls. Thanks for helping me discover that, anon.
>>52201658
any regrets?
>>52201626
>A black beggar saying "Keep your change whitey" is as racist as a white man saying "Get a job, wog".
tweet this
>>52201750
would q like to suck a willy while canoodling a fanny desu
never shaved my neck before
how do i do it without getting a rash?
>>52201626
>Where did all this 'power' bullshit come from?
Liberals.
>be me
>open /brit/
>lolz wtf y is everyone posting pronz
>close /brit/
true story
spoiler these hogs
>>52201793
best kind
>>52201756
creeps me out. imagine a baby's head ripping that so there's just one giant combined anus/vagina hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblPY0XY0qQ
>>52201792
You probably can't, just accept that you're going to get a rash and get on with it. The rash only lasts for a day at absoulte maximum anyway.
>>52201852
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52201821
so different?
>>52201630
it's a song?
>>52201645
elsewhere bruv, I think she's dating her coworker or is lesbian
>>52201646
haheyyyyy
>>52201626
>Has the definition of racism been changed recently?
SJW and #BLM changed the definition of racism
>>52201729
not bombing beetham tower in manchester, its a fucking eyesore lad
>>52201882
Katy Perry
>>52201864
looks like cgi
[spoiler] Kylo is Han Solo's son [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Kylo kills Han Solo [/spoiler]
>>52201864
See when you start posting a buncha dicks is where I draw the line and call u a fag
>>52201864
just because I want to know what it feels like to have a dick rammed down my throat doesn't make it gay
janny is gonna scream when he sees this lads
>>52201917
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>52201906
fuck sakes lad
alri
>>52201892
yeah but the anus can't become part of the hole. that's just a fear of mine
>>52201937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMjYPnjB1iU
>>52201937
That's why I'm bailing before he gets here
>>52201978
need a status report on janny's nut STAT lads
Gonna need some more kpop itt
>>52201917
/tv/ was right
read this about 4 weeks ago
>>52201952
listen to it
Theres tornados lads
>>52201997
>>52201626
Its actually pretty funny. Lefties have become the people from the 1700s who justified their hate because of brain charts of blacks.
>Its not racist because of reasons
>>52201945
Why do you only post average-looking overweight girls?
>>52202021
good lad
>>52202021
>something wants to kill you in Australia
what's new m8?
>>52202012
nah because it's an actual wall going through through them. not just a little bridge. it only looks that way to me from this perspective
>>52202016
no I wont'
>>52201937
>janny is gonna scream
Why? It's just nude pictures, it's not like somebody took his hotpockets or anything.
free hotpockets for all
>>52202055
I got a haircut yesterday and i shaved today
thinking of doing something
>>52202073
nudity on HIS blue board?
he's not gonna like that
>>52201626
IT'S 2015!!!!
>>52202075
what if the janny's not a yank
>>52202078
Noice
Rockin babyface and a buzz myself
>>52202067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahha3Cqe_fk
chooon
>>52202104
>Rockin babyface
pics?
>>52202106
i wont do it lad
i reFUSE to do it
>>52202106
just had a wank to her
was good
Struggling to keep the old wyeballs open m8s
>>52202140
just the tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM7e5tsYOi8
SHAWTY HAD DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR
>>52202137
nah fuck u nigga that shit aint free
fuck u thought this was
>>52201917
This was leaked at the start of the year.
The third deathstar being on the official poster confirmed it being true.
Why are you so behind in Huezil?
vLad the Impaler
>>52202103
Are pasties comparable to a hot pocket?
>>52202106
>sony penetrated through my double adblocker
fuck.
hopefully watching everything through tubeunblock will hold them back
Do chocolate bars get smaller every year?
>>52202103
Hotpockets from Yanky Joe's Clapland Emporium.
>>52202183
>nah fuck u nigga that shit aint free
>fuck u thought this was
>being a nigger
shit parenting m8
>>52202273
i want to hug her all night desssusus
Gonna do some baking tomorrow lads
Needs eggs though, gonna have to go to the shop
lads i wrote a birthday message to lad and it was deleted wtf
then his girlfriend made a status; "Lol"
what the frick
>>52202282
>My dad would beat ur dads ass m8
>>52202106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u-R2WVZKqA
>>52202336
Lol
>>52202324
used up all my eggs pretending i was on a /fit/ protein diet
i now know omelette, boiled and scrambled. need to learn poached
Does anyone else believe in the multiverse?
I wanna believe there's another universe where everything turned out alright, that I got engaged to her and graduated and we'd be spending our time planning the wedding, I want it to work out for at least him if it didn't for me
>>52202346
no don't!!!!!!!!!!
don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aha
Night lads
>>52202386
>a million other (you)s are fuckin your qt right now
>>52202380
prefer if she didn't smile at me. face isn't that nice. just the chunky body
>>52202386
just get a fucking prostitute already
One of my friends is meddling in my other mates relationship and being a right cunt 2bh (bitching with her about him behind his back when he knows my other mate doesn't like him talking to her)
The guy can't see he's a nosey cunt and he's just wrecking it for him all the while he's somehow trying to play the victim and pretending he's not saying anything to her. Should I drop the truth nuke and let my mate know what's happening?
>>52202386
Right now you are having a 4way with her, her sister and her mother before finishing on her face and the family lick and spit it down to the next member, in another universe.
>>52202386
>tfw having siblings who are in relationships like that
basically the same thing
so I'm covered
>>52202386
An infinite amount of failures
Han Solo dies, killed by Kylo Ren, who is actually Ben Solo, son of Han and Leia..
>>52202452
i'd tell your m8 who's being the dog to fuck up and quit being such a fuckwit.
if he doesn't then tell your friend.
>>52202243
mini ones maybe.
we can probably get imitations in froxen aisle of tesco
>>52202444
I want someone to provide for, someone who's there for me and I'm there for them, and now it's never going to be her
When will the "Poles are good immigrants" meme die?
>>52202511
>first of the new series killing off one of, if not the most loved character in the entirety of star wars
holy fuck i legit just do not get what goes through these writers heads. is it a power trip? like where they want to leave their own mark so they just piss on everything like a dog
>>52202511
what a shocking turn of events
>>52202511
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/theres-no-thing-spoiler-2160712
muh dick
waheyyy
>>52202564
Han Solo is too white for JJ
*perfect*
>>52202564
it's a page turner, or whatever the film equivalent is, it gets the audience coming back for more
>>52202564
it was well known harrison has come to resent his involvement with the franchise. they coaxed him back as fan service with the intention of writing him out as soon as
we knew leia and han were an item from the originals. it is reasonably that they had a child who heard stories of luke while growing up, adopting the force from his mother and leia is crying in the trailer
this was all surmised by /tv/ a few months ago
>>52202564
Ford wanted Solo to die in RoTJ but Lucas said it would impact toy sales so No.
I guarantee the big condition for him returning was to finally be able to die.
>>52202603
>>52202689
>>52202683
plus, he's not getting any younger
I woke up sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for desert
>>52202689
poor ford
>>52202511
>tfw have never watched star wars
>tfw planned to do it soon
good thing my memory is shite i'm literally immune to spoilers lmao
>>52202689
>>52202683
he looks about a thousand years old, literally just his appearance alone is an implication he'll cark it any minute.
it will probably be some big drummed up todo with le nonwhite trans-otherkin aubergin non-cis affiliated LGBT ally. i'd probably like it more if he just slipped in the shower or something
ur grandpa is still a pussy m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyvghnAxCU
>>52202550
>I want someone to provide for,
> someone who's there for me and
> I'm there for them, and now it's never going to be her
>>52202782
>le laughing man custodian maymay
>>52202781
americans should just stop trying to rap
>The new films won't ever be as good as the originals or as entertaining as the prequels
GTAV £23 on steam apparently
Like a girl from work lads
HELP
any you lads watching the republican debates
>>52202882
Brits should just stop pretending they have anything to do with it tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJA6SYwa94
>>52202922
The lads at it again? I thought they gave up in the 90s
>>52202904
wasn't in the sales, didn't buy it, I don't think it's worth £20 2BH
>i listen to tupac
I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman
>>52202993
who you up for?
>>52202906
do what I didn't do and talk to her
>>52202965
>>52202982
>he's too big of a puss to like Pac
pathetic tbqh
>>52202906
have you ever had gfs before?
>>52202996
elliot
Who's here for the night shift? i.e staying up til at least 7
>>52202996
A lot of our problems stem from not enough women knowing we exist to get a fair possibility of one liking us, as opposed to being hopeless
try online dating lad
>>52203025
Never once
Kissed like three girls in my life
>>52203014
I was with her for my break for an hour a few days ago. I don't have a problem talking to her I just don't know how to take it beyond that
>30 mins into IV
>1:30:00 left
>Don't think I can make it
>too late to back out now
>qt girl mentions she wants to see a new movie that came out
>ask her to go see it
>she says yes
>another guy in the group chat says "ok"
LADS I AM GOING TO FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY
>>52203011
I'm only really watching it because of Trump, so him
>>52202982
I adore this picture
>>52202617
excellent post
>>52203081
Take her out, quiz night or some shit like that, slip it into the conversation
>No asian gf :(
>>52203101
trump is a spastic
>>52203081
Make moves nigga
make moves
That's your job, not hers
>>52203082
Into what?
>>52203139
Might ask her to go see Star Wars
bed time lads
night xo
>>52203081
>Never once
kekekekek its not happening
>>52202996
>really want to wank
>allocated fap day is tomorrow
just
>>52203159
it's good entertainment though
>>52203167
Star Wars IV
>>52203169
Are you sure you want to take a girl to see a film where the white man dies and the black hero gets the white girl?
It might send the wrong message.
FIRST OFF fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
>>52203164
What moves fám
What moves
These are all things I should have learned in my teens but I was/am an ugly cunt with no confidence so I'm fucked.
>>52203172
Fuck off being rude
>>52203169
Do it, if you play it right it's not gonna hurt your job or relationship if she says no
Lads I've been gifted dumbbells as an early Christmas present. What exercises can I do with them? I don't have a bench or any other equipment. I was thinking of maybe trying to do a barbell press on a coffee table. Can't think of anything else or know if it safe.
>>52203240
>in the butt
>>52203189
Then why can't you manage it? It's a good film.
Why are we and the yanks spending more money than the F22 on building a plane worse than the F22?
>>52203217
THIS IS MEANT TO BE A SPOILER FREE ZONE
>>52203233
True but fuck la I just don't know what to do
>>52203263
Tired
>>52203223
If you can work your way into any sort of cuddling situation keep your fingers working in circles
Slowly working your way towards whatever your target is. She's not concerned with where your target is as long as you can get in for a cuddle and make your way there in a way that she's ok with.
Just Netflix and chill your way to there
>>52203223
>These are all things I should have learned in my teens but I was/am an ugly cunt with no confidence so I'm fucked.
if it never happened before(relationship) its not going to happen now. go back to playing vidya.
Lads what would you say if hypothetically I was pooing while typing this
>>52203291
Fuck off you fat yank
>>52203287
As in literal physical cuddles? How the fuck do I do that in work? God I just hope I see her out in the near future. She's going to England in the summer anyway so she'll probably be taking the BWC tbqh
So sick of yanks
>>52203284
Have a talk with her again like you did on your break then ask her if she wants to go for a drink with you.
There are no games or tricks, you have to be direct.
>>52203315
wipe gud shitposter
>>52203315
haha 2bh lad
>>52203325
Well there's no such thing as a mental cuddle worth a damn so yes.
If you're scared of touching girls you should probably not be interested in girls senpai
>>52203325
>fat yank
60 kilo. much lower than you are.
Doing a crippling depression lads
Wew
>>52203364
>>52203418
god the F22 is beautiful
almost mythical
>>52203325
Jack off to the fleshlight m8 its waiting for you.
>>52201171
That's a fake spider.
>>52203364
awful feel
