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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>52171058

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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first for /balt/.
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second for コアラ
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>>52184339
おつ
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四死 for hope hope hope collapse japan-korea relations
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BBA!俺だ!愛してるからな!待ってるぞ!
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>>52184658
でも韓国と日本が友達で文化が全部韓国からもらったよ古代日本
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Japan should make twice wide Shinkansen for India and for japanese, i think.
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>>52184339
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Japan is white
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>>52184968
Honorary whites, it's important to note.
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>>52184789
今の日台関係レベルでいい
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>>52184339
>コアラ
えっ?
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大丈夫 is the most aesthetically pleasing word in the Japanese language
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>>52184789
Koreans are such liars
Get the fuck out of here
すりよってくるんじゃねえよ
ウンコの分際で日本語スレに来るんじゃねえよ
身分をわきまえろよ
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ニートなのでこんな夜中にお腹が減りました
何を食べようかな
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>>52185043
>"big lengthy husband"
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>>52184939
What's your mother fuckin name yeah?
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>>52185113
汁なし担々麺
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>>52185113
i am 齧りing an apple (kougyoku) now
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>>52185153
I'm uh, Razzania za Pastaman
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>>52185113
DONBEI
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>>52185113
Fried rice
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シュトレン半分食った
たぶん2000kcal位
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>>52185690
やることなすことすべてキモいんだな
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>>52185690
食べたことないけど、くそ味食べ物ようです。
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>>52185690
やることなすこと全て病的
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>>52185832
と、くそ味通が申しております
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>>52186004
日本人?
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>>52185050
右翼の差別
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>>52186286
スイス人
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>>52185764
>>52185832
>>52185978
なんでこんなにいじめられてるんだ?
今すごく気分が良くて別にエグイ感情を想起させるつもりもないんだから邪魔しないでくれ
俺が気分良すぎて悪戯心で嫌がらせしたい時は笑顔で茶化してろ
それも出来ないなら黙って流してろ
それが神が贈りしISTPの旦那を見つけるコツ
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>>52186979
you look great in that pic takahiro chan
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Are you going to see 星の戦争?
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>>52187289
I'll pirate it once it comes out on a disc
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>>52187089
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>>52187432
>having this much shit taste in movies
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>>52187289
tomorrow.
6pm.
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>>52187289
I've never watched even one movie of the series.
They don't seem that interesting to be honest, should I go watch them already? Am I losing something by not?
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>>52188475
me too. but you should watch 'seven samurai' or 'mononoke hime'
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>>52188769
>mononoke hime
I love this one, it's the best Ghibli work in my opinion.
Haven't watched Seven Samurai, though. Seems interesting (the reviews are pretty good too), I think I will check it out later.
Thanks anon!
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>>52188475
Well It is disney so I have no anticipation or excitement what so ever.
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>>52189206
But still, are the pre-Disney ones worth it?
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>>52189350
Yes, except the prequels; they are shite.
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>>52187694
are you going alone?
also don't die
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>>52189193
Check out Yojimbo too, which is shorter in duration. (Seven samurais is around 3 hours or something if I recall correctly)
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>>52189616
Star Wars 3 was pretty cool desu senpai
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>>52189683
Probably yeah. Easier to get a seat. Some friends aksed me to come saturday but fuck it I won't wait that long.
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>>52187289
I dont 興味 nothing 星の戦争
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>>52189832
>current year
>dying to exploding durkas while watching sjw cukkold shit
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>>52189865
星の散歩 fan?
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>>52190068
>星の散歩
スタートレック

Trek means stroll? I didn't know it.
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>>52190068
Star Wars a shit
Star Trek a best
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>>52190068
ハリーッポッターとかのほうがすきだよ(´・ω・`)
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>>52190296

ブラジル人はアホなのか?
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>>52190296
>a long arduous journey, especially one made on foot.
>"a trek to the South Pole"
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>>52190506
>>52190546
That's my point, I've never bothered to look it up at the dictionary, but 散歩 means stroll.
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>>52190506
rude desu
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はよう!
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>8 minutes since the last post

Slow down people; we'll hurt ourselves posting at this ridiculously fast pace.
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>>52188475
The old ones are at best fun because trashy, the new ones have cool graphics and action and shit.
Still, wouldn't go out my way to watch.
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>>52190361
>not 星の門

>>52190490
Are you a teenage girl?

>>52190614
I couldn't think of a Japanese word for a longer journey that also implied it was on foot
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>>52190974
ohayo
are you that travelling strayan?
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>>52191201
cuck uncucked, what does it mean? desu senpai
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>>52191235
No

I am me
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>>52191235
He's日本人じゃない; the big gay Swede.
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>>52191191
I see.
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>>52191275
その精液の鬼は誰だ?
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>>52191446
>big gay swede
>likes little girl's feet
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A six foot, blue eyed 白人 walks up to you and asks, ソプランドはどこですか?

What do you say?
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>>52191628
わかりません
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>>52191719
He's bisexual
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>>52191719
I am everything
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>>52191821
watto isu a soppu lando?
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>>52191821
I tell him: 日本語を話せないよ、アホ
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>>52191899
even a faggot?
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>>52191821
>What do you say?
The only thing I know how to say.
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>>52192014
If that is what you are into we can work something out
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>>52191628
>>52191829
I think she's from To Love-ru.
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who tetsuya here?
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3時間しか寝てねーよつれーわ
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>>52192524
仕事ダイジョブ?
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http://strawpoll.me/6277832
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>>52192524
>男
>わ
気持ち悪い

ところで、どうしてそんなに少なく寝てたか
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>>52192041
>mfw the subs say "shimasho" but he actually says します
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>>52192651
わ is not exclusively used by females. It has a different tone to it though
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>>52192789
oh nice correct correct
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>>52192721

What's the difference?
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>>52192721
>Actually watching anime
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>>52192996
>being a faggot
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>>52193034
>Not experiencing entropy by enjoying the whole spectrum
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>>52192568
あかん
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>>52193112
>entropy
>
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>>52193112
>having an ugly butt chin
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>>52192651
マインクラフトのやり過ぎで
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>>52193112
you what cunt人?
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>>52192996
>i don't watch anime
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>>52193182
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>>52192996
You still posted weebshit tho m8
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>>52192996
>not watching a form of entertainment solely due to the demographics of its' viewers
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>>52193412
Pictures of anime women is the best thing since sliced bread

Anyhow i bid you and everyone else farewell, I have a train to catch and thus cant afford to idle around on a oriental image board
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>>52193546
>I'm different from them
>I appreciate the medium of anime as an art
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>>52193607

Good luck at school today, don't forget to try your best.
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>>52193215
>2015年
>マイクら
すでにオワコンのゲームをして何が面白い?
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>>52193621
Eh, not the enlightened kind but I guess you could say that.
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>>52193716
少なくとも最新和ゲーの全てより面白いよ
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>>52192996
t. Jämäl Islamson
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>>52193930
>Islamson
kek
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>>52194013
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マインクラフトってCG積み木だよな
作って公開するのが楽しいのか?
ラピュタはすごい思う
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>>52194013
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>>52194277
Is it cute even if the person speaking it is an adult man?

多分違うよな
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>>52194208
Mod入れたらもっと面白いゲームになる
Mod無しだとそんなにやることがないんだ
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>>52194596
Imagine seeing a 50yo japanese man visiting rondon or whatever shithole you live in and only being able to speak reari buroken ingirishu

How would you feel?
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>>52194780
>rondon or whatever shithole you live in

He typed that whilst knowing full well he lives in the arsehole of Spain
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>>52194780
I would feel exited because I could tell him to speak Japanese instead and practice my spoken Japanese skills with him
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僕は美しくて黒い髪を持てる日本美人が欲しい, どうしたらいいの
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Hiya morning NEETS
I'm gonna work as a work slave today as always ._.
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>>52195048
Can't get one as long as you live there
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>>52194780
I usually can't even understand what a Japanese person is saying if their English has a thick accent, so pretty much this >>52195015
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>>52195048
日本人じゃなくてもいいじゃん
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>>52195048
自殺して次の人生は日本に埋まればおk
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>>52195179
電車で100回しこった
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>>52195240
>埋まれば
Nice worldplay
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>>52195323
>nice world play
Naisu desu
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>>52195100

It may be a pain to work, but just think of all the money you'll earn that you can spend on nice things like penny whistles and moon pies.
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>>52195015
>>52195169
I saw at least a dozen japanese tourist in my town this year (more or less between October and November) but only had one chance to speak to a group without going out of my way to talk to them and thus looking like a creep

Have you personally seen japanese tourist roaming around your hometowns? if so do you even try to:

>あの、すいません日本人ですか?
>あっ、中国人だと思った、ごめん
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>>52195390
Very good
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>>52195163
やっぱりそうだなあ...

>>52195179
違うよ日本人ではなければいけない

>>52195240
お前は酷いだよ
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>>52195514
But even if you were in Japan you wouldn't absolutely get the one.
Life is hard
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>>52195399
I live in a smaller town with nothing interesting in it so any of the few Japanese tourists that come to Finland would never even come near my town
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admit war crimes
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>>52195733
They look qt
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>>52195604
お前のばかにとって無理だが, 俺には....クソ,僕は絶対に一人で死ぬ
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>>52195827
I can't cuz i have a white chick
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>>52195957
You can't get a public blond hair girl.
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>>52195957
う-う-嘘吐き!!!
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>>52196201
嘘吐き is usually written as 嘘つき
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>三千里も歩いた
So how much did she actually walk?
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>>52195399
Although I'd love the chance to meet a Japanese person and try talking with them in Japanese, I'm way too much of a beta to go over and talk to people I don't know.
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>>52196489
3000 ris
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>>52196377
理由わからないけど, ありがとう
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forever neet time
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>>52196868

Not forever, anon. One day we'll be free.
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>>52196707
I only saw some japanese mother with her 3 kids once and I know that they were japanese because the kid said hara heta
but I didn't want to bother her, she seemed quite busy with her children and all
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梅干し食べてスッパマン

今朝なに食べましたか
私はマッシュポテトと豚肉を焼来ました
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxg1PSQi5s
a cup of coffee only
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>>52196968
Nenmatsu Jambo Takarakuji is going to give me Forever Neet Time
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>>52192996
Anime is shit. You guys need to watch brazillian anime.
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>>52197329

Not if i win it first.
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>Nips
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>>52197624
>brazillian anime.
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Rainbow Bridge in Odaiba bombed, possible terrorist attack, no casualties confirmed yet.
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"嘘を吐く(つく)""ため息を吐く(つく)"はどちらも「吐く」が正しい日本語なのだけど、
多くの日本人は"はく"と読んでしまう。
そして"うそをつく"は「嘘を付く」と書いてしまう。
これは本当は間違いらしい。

でも大多数が使うものと辞書が異なるならば
辞書の方がおかしいような気がする。。
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>>52198150
>possible terrorist attack
China?
Korea?
Muslims?
Rambo?
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>>52197624
>>52192996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJMoGhDfeU
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>>52198226
おかしいのは無知な文盲だろ
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Thread music
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>>52198441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow
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Thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEscdrVHpt8
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Do you think it is a good decision to settle down in Japan as a engineer from Germany? I already lived and worked in Tokyo for around 2 years. The payment is lower and I have less holiday. Nevertheless I was more happy than here in Germany. Someone knows how the future over there looks like?

Sure there is the population declining.. but on the other side in 10 years tons of job are going to disappear due to automation.
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>>52198490
>Anime themed brazucan jazz
誰か私を今すぐ殺してください
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>>52198432
まあ「吐く」で"つく"と読めるべきだとは思う。
"嘘をはく"は誤用のスラングとしても成立はしていない。
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>>52198278
This is gold!

>>52198640
Eu espero que você esteja criticando a "Anime themed" parte, porque convenhamos, o Brasil pode ser uma bosta, mas falar que Bossa é ruim é passar do limite.
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>>52198951
Você pode implicar que eu tenho gostos de merda, mas implicar que eu não-ironicamente gosto de Bossa é passar do limite.
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What are some japanese puns?
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>>52199085
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>>52184339
思いやり
重い槍
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>>52199206
いつかきっと、でも残念ながら、今日はその日ではない、ブラズカ。
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>>52199393
なるほど
じゃその日まで、根気よく待っています
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Who DJT here?
>>
やる気を取得する、どうすればいい

「がんばれ、がんばれ」パワーはゼロ
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>>52184339
おはよう。
お習字やね。

>>52195048
けいおん!の澪ちゃんのようなのが好き?

>>52195240
埋もれては大変。

>>52195399
気にはしないが、中国人と間違われていい気はしないなぁ。

>>52195514
今回のゆるゆりも、かわいかったな。

>>52195660
冬至が近づくと一日中夜なんだろ?サンタの街とかあるんだったけ?

>>52196489
「母を訪ねて三千里」というアニメがある。

>>52197138
昨夜の鍋で雑炊をして食べた。

>>52197624
ブラジルのアニメは見たことはないな。
上記の母を訪ねて三千里はアルゼンチンの話だ。
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>>52198229
>Rambo
man they just don't make movies like that anymore
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>>52199672
おはようごぞいます、ちょうど起きたのですか

>気にはしないが、中国人と間違われていい気はしないなぁ
ワロタ、でもちゃんと見れば中国と日本人はちょっと違う、ちょっとだけ、少ないだけ、両方がアジア人だからあまり違うことできないw。
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>>52198633
If you think you can get absorbed into the Japanese society and satisfied with that job condition, it may be good for you to settle in Japan.
But as long as you have a non-Asian looking you may keep being treated as a foreigner in most places and people will forever say that "Your Japanese is so good", thinking that you're not the member of the Japanese society. However, it depends on where you live. If you choose some city, I guess that you'd have fewer opportunities to be looked as a gaijin; vice versa if you choose a countryside.
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>>52200070
>being treated as a foreigner in most places and people will forever say that "Your Japanese is so good"

I would want that sort of life very much.
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>>52201694

It sounds like it would get a little patronising after a while to me.
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【代理ポスト】突発OFFのお知らせ【都民集合】

日本に遊びに来てるオーストラリア人を案内する? 的なオフで集まる運びになりました。
もし来られる人がいたら、ぜひ来てもらえると嬉しいです。
日時:12月16日 16:00
場所:秋葉原駅 電気街口
目印:赤いダウンジャケットを着た175cmくらいの人
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>>52201739
I think hearing it from strangers wouldn't be too bad but if people who should know your Japanese is good are saying it, it might get annoying pretty fast
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Your chopstick usage is flawless.
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>>52201739
I tell gaijin "your Japanese is good" all the time, but it's usually a lie.
Their Japanese is usually so heavily accented that I can't help mentioning about it.
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>>52202414
your English is very good
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>>52202504
What if his/her articulation is actually really good?
Do you think good pronunciation is a must?
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>>52202504
>I tell gaijin "your Japanese is good" all the time, but it's usually a lie.

Well...at least it makes them feel good.
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>>52202622
Then I wouldn't say anything about his or her Japanese at all.
Maybe, on some occasion, I may say things like, "is your Portuguese as good as your Japanese?" or "I don't want to talk to you in English. It's embarrassing."
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>>52202504
T-thanks for making me feel even more self conscious about my filthy gaijin accent.
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>>52202577
Your penis is admirable.
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>>52202892
>filthy

A lot of people find it cute.
I know a Japanese girl who speak English with Australian accent.
She's very popular with American guys.
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That feel when gaijin
That feel when no HS qt gf
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I wanna hear you gaijins talk kawaii Japanese and make me horny
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>>52202504

No, it's not a lie.
We don't expect gaijins speak Japanese, so it's not a lie. It's a surprising thing to see foreigners speak Japanese.
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>>52203010
お前のお尻を届けはいいですにゃん
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>>52202951

You have a long slender penis.
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>>52202892
I love British speaking Japanese with Yorkshire accent.
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>>52202951
thanks, I get that a lot
yours too
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>>52203077
Your Anime collection is unmatched
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>>52203074
Vocaroo pls
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>>52203010
Only if you speak cute English first.
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>>52203103
As a general rule, northern accents are pig-disgusting, but Yorkshire is pretty much the RP of the north.
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>>52203045
That's because you don't meet gaijin who speak good Japanese as often as I do.
I'm talking about my own case.
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>>52203131
I'm not wearing the right clothes, sorry.
I'm really sorry.
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>hello, gaijin-san
>it's nice weather today, isn't it?
>I'm going to shopping. where are you going?
>oh, your Japanese is good!

that's just ordinary conversation
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>>52203157

I met many foreigners who speak Japanese just like Japanese people.
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>>52203212
Then you didn't understand my English correctly.
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>>52203212
me too
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I'm an autist, so all I can say in English is "your Japanese is very good" when I talk with gaijins in English
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曇ってますね
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>>52203205
>外人: こんにちは
>日本人: え、あ、ハロー
>外人: 今日はいい天気ですね
>日本人: おお、日本語お上手です
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>>52203273
>"your Japanese is very good"
>talk with gaijins in English
>autist
I see
>>
Serious question, not being mean or anything, but it is something I have never understood....

Why do so many native Japanese speakers mix up the "L" and "R" sounds when speaking/writing English?
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>be gaijin in Japan
>jap tells me I have good japanese
>"y-you too"
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>>52203340
日本人ってそんなに天気の話する?
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Do you think someone would slander Ayano? If such a thing is possible how can there be a loving God?
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>>52203340
>外人:こんにちは
>俺:(アカン襲われる、逃げよう)
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>>52203370
>Why do so many native Japanese speakers mix up the "L" and "R" sounds when speaking/writing English?

Because /l/ and /r/ don't exist in Japanese, but they do have a sound that's kinda somewhere between the two. A lot of Japanese people don't recognise them as distinct phonemes.
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>>52203422

もう遅い
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>>52203396
>crazy chuuni slut
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>>52203238
Hope you will write CORRECT English next time.
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>>52203508

Well said pepe san
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>>52203340
Just imagine this situation:
>外人: こんにちは
>日本人: おお! 日本語上手いですね!

How would you feel?
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>>52203445
This.
Both /r/ and /l/ seem to us like a same sound.
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>>52203396
>talking shit about best "girl" Ruirui
Please get out.
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>>52203518
I'm not going to compete with you on which of us are more internationalized by the number of gaijin who speak good Japanese.
We'll talk again when you are not just a good English speaker. Bye.
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>>52203573
外人: あなたの日本語も上手いですね!
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>>52203573
Was it an actual situation you've experienced before?
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>>52203396
>Mami
>too headstrong
Heh.
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>>52203551

You leave Kuroneko alone, the only reason she's 2D is because she's too pure to exist in this world.
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>>52203627
日本人: ありがとうございます。でも、まだまだ勉強中なんですよ。
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>>52203153

t. scouser
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>>52203627
That's a good one.

>>52203632
Oh no, no.
I've never spoken Japanese nor English with someone, to be honest.
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>>52203678
>implying I'm not from the glorious south, the cultural and economic heartland of these great British isles.
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>>52203370
because we just know "らりるれろ" (ra ri ru re ro). Japanese doesn't have the pronunciation "l"
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>>52203607

kekkarooo
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>>52203604
I didn't make this picture!

Would I call veggie a "DUMB WHORE"?
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>>52203660
外人: まだ学生だったんですか
外人: 日本語が上手くてもう社会人だと思った
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>>52203703
So I guess it's not a good idea to visit Brazil, expecting everyone speaks English...
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I have no idea what the Kuroneko means, but if you are talking about stray cats, don't worry, I barely see them and even if I find, I won't touch them. If you are talking about Kuroneko as a shipping company, I prefer Sagawa.
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>>52203757

日本人: まじかー おにいさん優しいっすね チョリースッ
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>>52203851
日本人…?
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>>52203757
日本人:人生は死ぬまで勉強だろ、やる気がないなら帰れ

>大学で講師が「やる気のない者は帰りなさい」と言った
>帰ったのは俺だけだった
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>>52203814

I'm talking about this Kuroneko, although I'm nevertheless glad to hear that you don't hurt stray cats, anon.

I always lament the fact that I have nothing to feed friendly stray cats when I occasionally come across them.
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hallo
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There are too many ex-Koreans (who obtained Japanese nationality) in the Japanese Parliament. They are too violent as always.

I am sick of them.
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>>52203902
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>>52203759
That's for sure, almost no one here speaks English properly, but you still have chances as long as you search for people amongst the younger generation.
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>>52203902

Haruo--!
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>>52203851
外人: ラブホテル行く?

>>52203871
外人: やる気はある。やらないか?
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>>52203936

Brazil is a big country where everybody is happy. So they don't need to speak English.
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>>52203396
君の嫁がその図表にいると君はクソ好みを持ってる、これは事実だ。
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>>52203935
pls no bully
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>>52203964

Come to japan and ill take you to the love hotel.
You're paying tho
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>>52204003
that's why you need a new flag.
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>>52203964

日本人:ラブホテルかーーーーフィンランド人とは行けないな。たしか 「日本-フィンランド童貞保護協定 (International Treaty of Japan-Finland for the Protection of doutei virginity)」 を結んでいたと思う
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>>52203902

Ohayo gozaimasu, nyu-jirando-kun, I hope you have a sugoi day today.
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>>52203981
Even so, it's not like people wouldn't gain anything from learning one or two more languages.
I can say assured that learning English was one of the best things that I did in life.
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Does this article have any truth to it?

http://www.japantoday.com/category/opinions/view/why-you-shouldnt-learn-japanese
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>>52203964
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>>52204076
こんばんは
You too British cute poster
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>>52204099

How much more employable does knowing English make you in Brazil? I mean, I imagine it's a handy skill to have, but does it make a huge amount of different when most of the population aren't fluent speakers? Is it a shining star on your CV, or is it just a little something that gives you an edge?
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>>52203984
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>>52204103
the article says nothing more than common sense.
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>>52204161
It's certainly something you'd like to have in your CV, but frankly I can't elaborate on that because I'm just a student.
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>>52204047
外人: ・・・
クロロホルムの付いたハンカチで日本人を眠らせてその場で強姦
後でフィンランドに逃げ出す
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>>52204103
>http://www.japantoday.com/category/opinions/view/why-you-shouldnt-learn-japanese


BS desu as always. JapanToday is a BS media desu.

I met many foreigners who speak Japanese and they get much higher salary working in US companies in Tokyo.
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>>52204277
>クロロホルムの付いたハンカチで日本人を眠らせて

Not going to happen
>嗅いで一瞬で気を失うことはなく、大量に染み込ませたハンカチなどを口に当て、ゆっくり大きく深呼吸を5分間くらい続けなければ、気絶しない
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>>52204277

こら
こわすぎだろ
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>>52204317
But they are paid well not for their Japanese but for other skills.
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>>52204373

Professional skill + Japanese skill =Higher salary

I know foreigners securities analysts they earned like fortunes 30million or more a year.
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>>52204431
There are expants who speak no Japanese but make that much in Japan too.
On the other hand, there are English teachers who speak near native Japanese but make not much.
Your opinion is limited to a certain industry.
The language skill is not a must for higher salary in Japan, and from that point the above-mentioned article is not bullshit.
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>>52204514
I totally understand that.
A lot of people study Japanese because they want to live and work in Japan.
But I think their chance of getting a job here is much higher if they spend the same amount of time studying maths and the IT stuff.
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what happens when the value of women drop?
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>>52204514

It's always an advantage if they can speak Japanese, anyway.

Speaking ability of Japanese is always an advantage, anyway.
Those who speak Japanese have more job opportunities than the ones who speak only English.
Your argument is not correct.
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>watching a lecture on why straight men are attracted to shemales
>speaker has slides showing SFW shemale Mugi pictures
HOW DID HE KNOW
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>>52204640
I'm surprised that there are still people who equates the language skill to the marketability in the Japanese job market.
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>>52204681
link
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>>52204693

Knowing more languages is always an advantage. You didn't know that?
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正直自分には海外勢が日本で働くときに何がより評価されるかなんて知らんし全くわからん
実際に働いてる外人に聞くのが一番だね
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>>52204715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
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>>52204666
>more job opportunities

You are switching the point from "higher salary" to "job opportunity."
Of course your chance of getting a job in Japan is higher if you speak Japanese, but it has nothing to do with making good money in an American financial institution in Japan.
You are not intelligent enough to discuss this matter in English.
>>
関東圏在住の日本人および外人の皆様へ

今日秋葉原で突発オフ会があります。詳しくは>>52202184をご参照ください。
英語が喋れない赤ダウンがぼっちで不安がってます
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>>52204757
It's just for junior level positions.
When I'm hiring for managerial positions, I think much of other skills.
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>>52204788

You have more choices.

It's always an advantage to speak Japanese for native speakers who are able to get high paying jobs.

More job opportunities= more chances to get high paying job
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>>52204660
The world becomes a better place
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>>52204905

If you work as a MD in international companies in Japan, you need more Japanese skill in general.

Indian guy of Softbank is an exception.
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>>52204905
If two people had similiar skills, you would take the one who could also speak Japanese
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>>52204660

No good can come from devaluing a person.
>>
>>52204905
I said
when they have same professional skill, the one who speak Japanese has more chance of getting high paying job.
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>>52204782
>feet
Oh for fuck sake.
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>>52205012

This
This is what I've been telling to that Japanese flag asshole.
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>>52204927
If I'm hiring an analyst for Goldman Sachs, I don't care about candidates' Japanese skills.
>>
>>52205012
>>52205049
People always say that "if two people have the same skills..." but there are rarely cases like that. For new graduates, maybe, but very are.
>>
>>52205056

BULLSHIT
All securities analysts at Goldman Sachs speak perfect Japanese. You didn't know that?
>>
>>52205033
How are there still people in 2015 who don't realise that after boobs and butts, it's feet that turn men on the most?
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>>52205056
You know nothing how the financial industry works.
What a pathetic guy.
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>>52205110

How come you are this stupid?
>>
>>52205232
>>52205319
It's obvious that you've seen only the back-office, the assistant or the secretarial positions in the financial industry. You know nothing about hiring people.
>>
>>52205319
>>52205232
>>52205056
>>52205110
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>>52205232
Are you the same girl who thought it was okay to sell the analyst reports from the buy side?
>>
おい、ジャップサル、消えてくれない?やっと世界平和を達成できるから、こっそり信用できない放射劣等ジャップサルがいない世界で。
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Geez.
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>>52205439
You mean the BBA who wanted to talk about the IKEA sofa cover and Tacobell? I remember her...
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>>52198432
>>52198643
諺に
「朝鮮人は息を吐くようにを吐く」
という。
これは、殆どの日本人は
「いきをはくようにうそをつく」
と読む。
「本音を吐く」は「はく」だな。

ところで、お前らは
「ぶんもう」か「もんもう」か、どっちだ?

>>52200019
職場から、お茶を飲みつつpostしました。今は昼休憩です。
まあ、中国人や朝鮮人は、日本人と間違われても悪い気はしないようです。

>>52200070
>>52202686
確かに「日本語が上手ですね」は、あくまでも「外人」に対する世辞。田舎ほど、外人=よそ者という傾向は強いが、まあ、共同体の一員と見做されるようになれれば住み易いだろう。
但し、田舎で職に就くことは難しい。

>>52202622
>「日本語が上手ですね」
It's words of flattery as the lip service
>>
>>52205524
I think she said something like "I wish there are only girl here so that I could speak something more meaningful."
She went away when some other poster told her that it's rude to criticize the long-continuing thread and other posters that way when she could just make another thread on her own.
>>
最悪な流れだな
リアル日本人の俺は勉強するわ
>>
>>52205358

I have never worked at Back office.


It is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to work as a securities analyst if you can't speak Japanese.

IR guys barely speak good English and the buy side people don't speak English.
And you need to read Nikkei newspaper everyday.

All over the world, Japan is the only country that produce dual language reports as for GS.
>>
>>52204782
didn't learn anything I didn't know
except that my dick isn't going flaccid after cumming
I guess it doesn't want me to pay allimony
>>
>>52205358
Why is she still here posting at this time of day?
Is she still out of job?
I mean if being an English speaker makes her so marketable in Japan, why is she not working for Merrill Lynch or something.
>>
日本語ができないやつが証券アナリストなんてやってないから。アホすぎて笑う気にもなれないわ。

どうやって取材すんだよ、どうやってプレゼンすんだよ、どうやって上がってきたレポートの翻訳チェックするんだよ もうアホかと
>>
>>52205022
what if they were previously overvalued?
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>>52205664

Earned enough money to retire young.

I live on dividend
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>>52205590
that BITCH ruined this thread for weeks
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>>52205683
はいはい
>>
I'll make the new thread

やっぱりスレ立てる
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>>52205771
おねがいします
>>
>>52205751
Oh well, so far she hasn't denied if she was the girl who wanted to talked about Tacobell and IKEA and thought it was okay to sell the analyst reports she gets from GS for free.

She's an idiot. Best to be ignored.
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>>52205694

Can you really ever value a person too much?
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>>52205751
But I haven't come here for weeks.
>>
>ITT : Japanese "politeness"

why are japanese on the internet so rude? japanese have serious superiority complex issues
>>
>>52205763

論破されたからそういう言い方しか出来ないのか。
お前が何も知らないって明白だよ。
外資なんて新卒以外人事が採用なんてしないから。
採用を決めるのはその部署の連中だし、結局直属の上司が一番決定権があるから。何も知らないのはお前だよ
>>
>>52205848
it's been fine for weeks, a bit slow but recovering, pls go
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>>52205863
>japanese have serious superiority complex issues

????
It doesn't make any sense.
>>
new thread
>>52205906
>>52205906
>>52205906
>>
日本語が本当に上手いなら日本語お上手なんて言われないから言われたら何かミスをしたか、それともなめられるのかと悩む
>>
>>52205847
oh Nigel..
>>
このバカ女って、「日本人の男はブスなアタシを褒めない!おかしい!」って暴れてたキチガイじゃないの?
>>
>>52205895
アナリストチームのアシスタントごときが、HiringにHRがどの程度関与しているかなんて知らんだろ。
直属の上司が採用を決定しても、HRがダメということなんてしょっちゅうあるのを知らんだろ?
>>
この人たちは外資系を解雇されて無職になってる人か何か?
>>
>>52206014
外資の金融の人事部長同士のつながりってすごいって聞いたよ。
一か所で評判落とすと、本当に採用されるの難しくなるって。
このBBAもGSでのパフォーマンスが悪かったんじゃね?
>>
>>52206169
まあ、アナリストレポート横流していいと思っているような人だからね…お察し
>>
>>52206213
>>52206169
>>52206014

女でもないし足素でもない
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>>52203301
こちらは、よく晴れている。
岐阜は雪が積もっている?

>>52203370
lとr、bとvも、日本人には同じ音に聞こえる。

>>52203395
天気や時候についての話は、挨拶のようなもの。
例えば、今なら、
「お寒くなりましたね」
と話かける。
但し、ハゲには禁句。
>>
>>52206213

そんなことは言ってない
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>>52203627
まあ、お上手ですこと。
おホッホッ。

>>52203964
ホ別イチゴ2つで。

>>52204213
か会長

>>52204660
いいな、そのgif
いただき。
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