>be Australian
>feel a cool breeze
>get frostbite on my hands
>go to hospital
>Doctor is drunk
>cuts my entire hand off
>go to the store to get a prosthetic one
>accidentally go to the Protestant church because functionally illiterate
>Pastor tries to help me find Jesus
>tells me to go to the wilderness on a spirit journey
>go to the only forest in all of Australia
>get stung be a tree
>shoot myself because of the unbearable pain
>be Australian
>get tree'd
>be Australian
>misplace my butter knife license
>get arrested
>get bit by poisonous fly
>die
>be canadian coward
>wait until they're all asleep to banter
>>52178201
kill yourself
>supposedly one Australian officer shot himself to escape the pain of a sting.[9]
>be Australian
>get leaf'd
>>52178355
>be fat American
>have heart attack
>die
>>52178355
Good boy
>>52178387
>be canadian
>>52178201
>this 'banter'
Canada surely is The Great One :|
>>52178437
>be Somalian
>>52178201
>>52178304
By my data cap...!
>new greentext Auspastas to save
>I'm on my fucking mobile
That sucks
>>52178669
Is that you? Will you be my gf?
>non-Anglos ITT
what do you want?
>>52178841
They need to defend their ebic Australian banter kings
>>52178201
What tree m8?
>>52179053
A stinging tree lad, the pain is so bad it makes you want to off yourself desu
>>52178201
weak effort desu
>>52179359
If you aren't going to contribute you can FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE
>be Australian
>mock leaves on the internet
>my 4 MB of data runs out
>go outside
>get stung by a leaf
>shoot myself
pathetic thread
consider suicide
So what is this thread about? Brits discussing the greatness of animus?
>>52178201
That was really fucking shit
Also it's 4:45am here so if you're looking for a reaction you've done it too early
>>52180867
What's the matter lil ausc.uck? Can't handle early morning bantz haha
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
:')
>>52180924
Excuse me but I think the word you're looking for is cuck. Also I'm too hungover for banter and I can't sleep. Get your leaf out of my face or I'll put my dick in your sister's.
>>52180924
>>52181012
/thread
>>52181575
>a no leaf thinks he's authority on thread endings
I think not, wayward cousin
DUDE
>>52181012
>be Australian
>hear your sister scream on the lower floor
>continue to mock leaves on the internet
>computer turns off
>"Where are my money, Bruce?"
>run downstairs, enraged, tears in eyes
>a giant alligator rips headless sister's pussy lips with his masculinity
>hear him say "where are my money?"
>say "please turn my computer on mr Parker"
>alligator is stung by a giant spoider in the benis
>a dingo flies through a hole in the roof and steals the spider
>your headless lifeless sister lags under floor
>turn on power
>turn 1998's PC on
>out of data cap
>commit sudoku
>>52182082
Nice bird
