http://random.country/
The country you get is the country you have to live in. How fucked are you?
>get shot
>>52177703
It can't be worse than the shithole I'm in right now, that's for sure.
>Bhutan
can be exotic
Not bad
i got haiti =(
>>52177703
Very fucked
>>52177703
>EST ZAKURIT
>>52177975
The fuck, why is Abkhazia placed in Ireland? What shit are you trying to pull, Germanon?
>>52178127
>swedecuck, talking shit about anyone
Pot, meet kettle. Pretty sure they unfiltered the word cuck just for you.
>>52178141
Dunno man, I havent done anything.
Try to get it on your own and it will show you something near Galway.
>Ireland confirmed for still holding Separatists
>>52178202
mad
Everything turned out better than expected
>>52178202
he's right though
Not bad. I can bunk with my Northern Irish cousins and save on rent.
comfy
>>52177703
>http://random.country/
>Saint-Pierre et Miquelon
>Country
Anyway here's my result, sorry I meant HUEHUEHUE
Brazilian anons what can you tell me about this place ? I mean where the red arrow is, because it looks like 100% jungle
>>52177994
hello neighbour
>>52178264
>>52178337
o-okay ;-;
>>52178399
THEY'RE OURS, LEAVE THEM ALONE
I don't get it I'm already there ?
I got Panama
>>52177703
holy fuck I'm surrounded by Italians
>>52178376
:DDDDDDD
Dumped me in a train station in bumblefuck Australia.
>>52177703
JUST
looks like a shit choice desu
>Angola
Cool, I get to live in the whitest Portuguese-speaking country.
Kek, I guess that's that.
Thank Christ. How is Ireland for Americans?
>>52178657
I hope you like 5-day train rides
>>52178636
IDS HABBENING
>>52177703
I wake up in a 4 star hotel that looks comfy as fuck. Not bad.
At least it's not cold out there I guess
>>52178982
should've paid more attention; it's literally a hotel in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Pakistan
no change
whelp
>>52178953
Totally fine. I went there last Spring and everybody I talked to was extremely friendly.
>Mexico
HAAAAAAAALP
Feels good t'bh.
>>52178416
>Mato Grosso
It pretty much like the South of the USA. People getting drunk, driving trucks, riding horses, shooting animals, plus a bit of hispanic immigrants (I feel sorry for you, Bolivians stink).
>>52178696
I feel sorry for you too.
>>52179088
The pin looks like it's in Daesh territory.
Good luck with that.
>>52178416
>Mato Grosso
Índios, "white" trash, country music, lots of meat.
The arrow is probably on a soybean farm.
>Columbia
Well I might as well help the columbian government fight narcos or become a narco
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yay
>>52179182
Alright I'll deal with Mato Grosso I tried to reroll once and ended up with Somalia
>>52179331
you either die fighting them, or you see yourself become the Ivan
>>52179527
>t.ivan
>>52179568
t. Oegedei Genghisid
>>52179348
>The sun never sets...
>>52177703
Guernsey, not bad
>>52179778
It's not that bad desu
>>52177703
jackpot
>Japan
Great
>>52179088
WELCOME
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Australians explain
>wake up
>get ebola
>>52179937
Official languages English
Norfuk
>>52177703
they're basically quebcois though, they're literally here all the time (canada and parts of the US)
Guess I can now shitpost in /balt/
>Switzerland
>>52179857
MINE
>>52179963
At least you're in one that speaks english and loves america.
fuck
>>52179778
Hello, neighbour!
>>52180054
wew
>>52180178
haha
VIRGIN
Faroe Islands.
I can't complain.
>>52179937
Got this too, so can I shitpost with expertise now?
Could be worse.
Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0
>>52180178
>no representation
>can't vote
You sure you want to live in the US but not in a state?
>>52180633
Republic of the Congo is one of the more developed countries in Sub-Saharan Africa.
DR Congo is the bad one.
Good
>>52180633
at least you'll have a bbc
even more small and irrelevant
lots of man
mfw I will not see muslims anymore
mfw I was born there
>>52181098
Why the fuck did you come to continental France
>>52181202
Because my father works there but he have to came back. I also lived in New Caledonia. I don't remember anything of it because we left when I was 4
Trinidad and Tobago
> third richest country by GDP (PPP) per capita in the Americas after the United States and Canada
Won the lottery lads
>>52181341
Alright I see, I was about to ask you how was life there but indeed you must not remember much
>Tfw I was almost born in Saint-Martin
I wonder how life would have been
>>52181580
>Saint-Martin
Saint-Barthélemy* those two places are almost the same anyway
>>52177703
>palestine
welp jews are gonna kill me, nice knowing you all
>>52181650
No, we'll just take your home and exile you to Canada.
>ireland on first try
Could be sooo much worse
>>52177703
Oh great, i'll get my vitamin D for now on.
>>52181638
You could be a super rareflag.
However I never lived there but a few people told me it was not a very good place to live for a white dude. But maybe the people who told me that are just dickheads who doesn't know how to make friend.
>>52181766
Got Sierra Leone on second try
I guess I literally dodged a bullet
>>52182334
lol it put the pin at a pizza place, im happy
>>52181864
Well in the Antilles in general there is still a resentment towards white people for slavery, i've been to Guadeloupe and even though I met cool people I also met a lot of butthurt ones who literaly told us to gtfo of here, several times. Also a friend of my mom lived some years in Martinique and eventually left because she never truly felt at home with all this stuff
However Saint Barthélémy is, from what I know, a place with a lot of rich people, the tax heaven kind of island, it's not a conventional Antilles island. My parents would have owned a restaurant there
at least there wont be niggers
>>52179857
Oh the irony
>>52184371
Maybe not where your pin is, but go to Toronto you'll see plenty
noice
>>52178040
>its an absolute monarchy also
I hope there is Internet..
I am confused.
