which of the ex-yugoslav countries do you think has the best;
>food
>literature
>women
>beer
>films
>language
>history
>banter
>food
Croatia
>literature
Croatia
>women
Croatia
>beer
Croatia
>films
Croatia
>language
Croatia
>history
Croatia
>banter
Croatia
>food
Don't really know, maybe Croatia, seemed pretty diverse
>literature
Don't care
>women
I heard that dalmatians girls are very pretty so I say Croatia
>beer
don't know, maybe Slovenia since they are the ones with the highest beer consumption
>films
I saw a movie from Serbia once so I said Serbia
>language
I thought they all speak the same language
>history
Croatia and Serbia of course
>banter
Serbia
>food
Croatia
>literature
??????
>women
Slovenia
>beer
Slovenia
>films
Serbia
>language
Serbia
>history
Serbia and Kosovo
>banter
Serbia
>>52178020
>I thought they all speak the same language
Only Croatian and Serbian are spoken in ex-yu desu
>food
all balkan food is pretty much similar
>literature
serbia, others cant even compete
>women
croats, thats just my taste
>beer
slovenia
>films
serbia without a doubt
>language
lel, slovenian is cute
macedonian is bulgarian v.2, so utter crap
rest are godlike serbian copies
>history
serbia, so many wars and fun stuff
>banter
bosnian banter is pretty good
>>52177393
>food
no idea
>literature
no idea
>women
croatia?
>beer
i'm guessing Slovenia
>films
has to be Serbia
>language
no idea, are they different?
>history
what history?
>banter
maybe Serbia
>>52177393
>food
Bosnia
>literature
Serbia
>women
Croatia
>beer
Montenegro
>films
(all the good movies we made together) now everything is shit
>language
Slovenia
>history
Serbia
>banter
Macedonia
>>52178545
>that pic
topkek
>>52177393
I like Serbian and Makedonian films.
Neprijatelj is my all-around favorite.
For history, I like them all, but Bosnia has the most fascinating history, pre-Ottoman anyway.
>>52177393
Food - Serbia
Literature - Nothing
Women - Bosnia 2bh
Beer - Same
Films - Serbs are the best at this, all the classics are theirs
Language - Croat
History - I like mine best for slaying byzantines, we also have ancient greek leftovers
Banter - Slovenia
>>52178685
Also Bosnian way of speaking Serbo-Croatian is the most melodical.
>>52177393
>food
All the same.
>literature
Uh?
>women
Cheap plastic bitches with horrible accents in German. Not really good to be honest.
>beer
I tried Karlovacko and it tastes like piss.
>films
Not even we have good films.
>language
All the same.
>history
All the same.
>banter
All the same.
>>52179209
>arr rook same
>Serbian literature is better than Croatia
These people literally didn't have two cents before Karadžić. Goat fucking-kanun abiding while we were pushing Renaissance and Humanism buttons. The people wo pushed the Shtokavian standards and wrote amazing literature for it were Croats, and the sole Serbian winner of the Nobel prize was also an ethnic Croat, if they can claim Tesla on ethnicity, there goes Andrić on ethnicity too
Fucking Serbs
>Latin or Cyrillic?
>ekavian or ijekavian?
>>52179601
>kanun
That's medieval common law right? Like Albos still cling to, with blood feuds and honor killings?
>>52179606
Ijekavian Latin, the gentleman's choice
>>52179693
Ottoman law
There's literally who? Karadžić, Jakšić, Obradović and Venclović? Most of them coming up at the height of nationalism, when there is a need for mass education
Držić, Hektorović, Zoranić, Marulić, Gundulić, Menčetić, Zrinski, Karnarutić Lucić - 15th and 16th century Croats who were published in Europe. They helped codify Balkan songs and stories into proper language worthy of passing and reading. These fucking ungrateful Serbs. We popularized your peasant speak for solidarity and even cleaned it up from Turkish loanwords. We had drama, poetry, painters, lawmakers and diplomats directly employed by the Austrian archdukes and the pope himself, while you sat your hairy asses on divans all day ćućuking or whatever you Janissaries did
>food
Serbia
>literature
Not sure, not into Balkan literature in general
>women
Macedonia
>beer
Slovenia probably, its their Germanic legacy
>films
Serbia, just because of Lepa Sela Lepo Gore and Ko To Tamo Peva
>language
Slovenian is my favorite
>history
Serbia and Croatia are the only ones with history, and I guess they're pretty equal
>banter
no idea
>>52177393
>food
I'll have to go with Bosnian food because I think they make turkish cusines the best desu, but I like Serb food too
>literature
Croatia
>women
Serbia (a little bit of bias here)
>beer
Montenegro
>films
Serbia, but I think the best movies were made during the time of SFRY desu
>language
Serbian (again, bias), but I kinda like how cute Macedonian sounds :3
>history
Serbia (muh Empire, muh Kosovo myth)
>banter
Croatia
>>52177393
>food
Bosnia
>literature
Yugo Bosnian
>women
Western Bosnian
>beer
Slovens
>films
Serbs
>language
eastern Bosnian shtokavian dialect spoken properly
>history
Montenegro
>banter
Macedonia
>>52183450
nah i personally prefer the Belgrade dialect
>>banter
serbia
genocide was just a prank
Serbs make the best war music BY FAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-T9j2UGXc
>>52184086
>It's just a prank bro, its just a prank
>>52177393
>Food
Literally same, differs slightly from region to region
>Literature
Don't go there, we still dispute writers
>Women
Macedonia
>Beer
I've never tried beer from other ex-yu cunts, 'cept for Montenegro
>Films
Serbia by far, he have a lot of great films, they're mostly pretty dark.
>Language
Slovenian, because it's different, cute, and there are lots of little in jokes for the other ex-yu cunts.
>History
Serbia and Montenegro
>Banter
Croatia
Why do you keep saying Slovenia for language, I don't get it, and to be honest I find it very complicated and extremely tedious to learn, what is so cute about it?
Oh, and we have like a million dialects that sound like different languages to others.
>>52181226
>Serbia and Croatia are the only ones with history, and I guess they're pretty equal
Not true, medieval Bosnia m8. Ban Kulin and the Bogomils.
>>52184863
>Serbia by far, he have a lot of great films, they're mostly pretty dark.
Name some more pls (other ex-yu films also wanted)
I already have: (Serb)
>Neprijatelj
>Lepa Sela Lepo Gore
>Ko To Tamo Peva
>Balkanski Spijun
>Parada
>Underground
(Makedon)
>Tajnata Kniga
>Bal-can-can
>>52185433
Rane -Wounds
Tbh, in top3 movie of the new era of serbian cinematography
>>52185433
mi nismo andjeli (but only first one)
>>52185433
Back then Bosnians didn't exist, Tvrtko called himself king of Serbs, Bosnia, (insert a bunch of small regions), and Croats.
Bogomils were first exiled from Bulgaria, then exiled from Rascia (Serbia), and made their way to Bosnia.
Profesionalac is top tier, a politics never changes sort of film
Zikina dinastija, it's actually a long series of films.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolish_Years
Cetvrti covek
Crna macka beli macor (another Kusturica film about gypsies)
Maratonci trce pocasni krug
Vir (very heavy on the ptsd)
Sisanje (skinning, a very edgy film about neo nazism, it's shit, but worth a mention)
>>52185528
Yes, watch it!
>>52185580
2nd one also get's a pass, don't watch the 3rd one.
>>52185433
Adding
Pad u raj
3 palme za 2 bitange i ribicu
Tito i ja (i call it chronicles of a fat kid)
Mars na drinu
And then you have the plethora of partisan films in mixed production made with actors from all former nations, and often with hollywood stars as well, they're all good war flicks with good action, although they're very communist leaning (go figure, border line propaganda)
>>52185433
Plebs not even mentioning Kad porastem bicu kengur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DItOmwb0Bw
>>52185528
>>52185580
>>52185899
>>52186333
>>52186486
Thanks for the movie suggestions!
>>52185899
Well, the bogomils re actually more of joined Balkan history, as they came from Bulgaria but their founder pop Bogomil (pop Jeremia) got his ideas from Paulikian Armenians and started preaching in Makedonia (Dragovitsan church).
Amongst the Serbian population the 'heresy' never had big following, but it did amongst the Serbian nobility. It was in fact a Serbian princess who introduced it to the Bosnian banate. This was after in 1150 Byzantine emperor Manuel divided the lands of Radoslav of Dioclea between the Zavida family and Stefan Nemanya.Stefan's brother Miroslav obtained Hum (Herzegovinà) and the province of Bosnia in the north got ruled by a more or less independent ban after emperor Manuel's death in 1180.
There was a constant strugglle then between the Vatican (kign of Hungary) and the Byzantine Orthodox emperor over influence in Bosnia and Hum. As the bogomils were already settled there after fleeing Bulgaria, both Miroslav and ban Kulin thought it wise to support them. Stefan didn't quite agree and exiled the Serbian exiles, who proceeded to settle in Kulin's Bosnia.
There is a lot more to tell of course. I agree that today's muslims in B-H are the descendants of the bogomils, and the fact that they are not orthodox sunnis but rather sufis is also unusual. But I do not agree with the nationalist fairy-tale that "bogomil beliefs resembled islam" (complete nonsense) nor "that Bosnians peacefully and willingly invited the Turks and converted" (they made the noblemen sons janissaries and used their usual treachery to force islam upon them, they were the weakest group as they were considered heretics by the Orthodox and especially the Roman Chirch)
>Crna macka beli macor
>Tito i ja
I forgot to mention these two, they are already in my collection.
I like Kusturica, but Tito i ja was very enjoyable as well. Lazar Ristovski is a top class actor.
Other fav ex-yu actors of mine are Nikola Kojo and the late Bata Stojković.
All very talented actors of whom I'd like to see more.
>>52177993
>impotency
Croatia
>>52188968
>loses around 6 or so wars in 10 year span
>calls other countries impotent
>>52189138
t. Klime
>>52189138
t. tonibler
>>52189138
>a non-country defending other non-country
t.FYROM
t.siptar
>>52188398
i think you'd like Rane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeONmfR5XY
>>52189138
t. Klime
>>52190764
t. Klime
>>52184086
Hello Ghana nice to see you here
>>52179209
Karlovacko is a god tier beer
>>52177393
>>food
No clue
>>literature
No clue, certainly not slovenia
>>women
Slovenia
>>beer
No clue
>>films
Serbia
>>language
All sound the same to me
>>history
Slovenia, because of the oldest discovered wheel
>>banter
Serbia/Bosnia
>everyone unanimously says Serbian movies are the best
>I barely watched any Serbian movie in my life
food:croatia
literature: ivo andric country
women:macedonia
beer:slovenia
films:Serbia
language:Albania
history:macedonia
banter:macedonia
most of it was guessing/intuition
