On Friday I will lose my virginity to this hooker.
Gonna pay 150€ because it's a luxury brothel, usually it's about 70-100€ here but I think it's worth paying more.
I'm so fucking nervous...
Also: Share stories with hookers in your country
>>52176961
Hope u will catch aids
Good luck
>>52176961
I would appreciate some advices too
>>52176997
uhh thanks m8
I'm going to use protection of course tho
>>52176999
advice? youre paying her 150 euros you dont have to impress her she has to impress you
>>52177032
Youre right but I dont want to lose my spaghetti tho
>>52177032
Lol
Force her to make u a buttrimming and ballsucking
>>52177072
Ballsucking would be nice too. Hope she is careful with her teeth
>150e
>luxury
Low class thai hookers are 150e in Finland, top of the line is around 1k for one hour.
>>52176961
Pretty beta desu. If you are an honourful man, you don't pay a woman to have sex with you.
>>52177233
>1k for one hour
>>52177261
All men pay one way or another
fuck her right in the pussy
>>52176999
Jerk one off before you go, should help
also be confidant as much as possible
>>52177233
That's probably because prostitution is illegal in not-so-Funland, isn't it?
>>52176961
>>52177261
Don't listen to him and get some experience.
>>52176961
gl mehmet
>>52177329
This.
If you sperg, tell her to teach you. You pay her, it's your fucking time.
>>52177261
*le tip*
>>52177302
will do
>>52177303
Gonna drink some alcohol before
>Jerk one off before you go, should help
Nah man, I want to be really horny then
After you've finished cumming, tell her how much you love her. Give her a passionate kiss before leaving and ask her out to coffee.
take pics and post on /int/ afterwards, share the adventure with us
>>52176961
How do people even find prostitutes?
>>52177342
thanks lan
>>52177356
>If you sperg, tell her to teach you
Will do that
>>52177362
"no"
>>52177367
When it's possible, I would do that
>>52177373
Websites which advertises hookers
Just tell her it's your first time, that will take all the pressure off you and she'll be more understanding of what's expected of her and what you are doing. You are the paying customer, remember that.
>>52177454
Is this a hooker or an escort?
>>52177309
Prostitution isn't illegal, buying sex is. But there are multiple way to go around this, which is why there is pretty much no arrests made about this ever (except few cases of severe underage romanians being used as prostitutes)
>>52177360
Your money dude, but don't get drunk before your first time
Being drunk for first time is what makes great green text stories
>>52177360
>Nah man, I want to be really horny then
Thats good, but be sure she wont force you out after you cum in 10 seconds then
She might find you cute if you tell you are a virgin and give you a special treatment
>>52176961
wish I'd done this, I've spent my life banging average birds, some of them had fucking amazing bodies though so I suppose its not all bad
150e for an hour or just 1 orgasm?
>>52177514
>Being drunk for first time is what makes great green text stories
Or not. Cuz you won't get hard and if you do, you won't even feel her puss. lol.
>>52177463
Ok, I will see how things are going
>>52177474
hooker, I'm going to the brothel
>>52177505
That's why it's so expensive I guess
>>52177514
Not going to get wasted, just drink a large glass of scotch or two for confidence
>>52176961
whats the fucking point
you have to wear gonbum
i guess blowy will be nice but still 150$ for shit sex
>>52176961
tell her that it's your first time or she will probably just do her usual whore performance without caring about giving you some experience
I'm not sure if everyone's the same with this one, but if she's at top at first you won't immediately blow your load or it will take longer
you might want to reconsider >>52177360, you'll probably cum pretty quick
>>52176961
Is it by time or until you cum? can you cum multiple times? what are you allowed to do(piss, spit, cum in face/tits/mouth)?
>>52177570
>hooker, I'm going to the brothel
Good for you. Escorts won't do as much shit as hookers do.
>>52177290
Not if the wife earns money aswell.
>>52177329
I am sure he will regret it getting deflowered by a hooker. Sounds like something a total loser would do. Everytime someone asked "how was your first time?", he would have to lie or tell the shameful truth about paying a whore to lose his virginity.
>>52177360
>*le tip*
I am not virgin and I don't need to pay a hooker for defloration. 1:0 for me.
>>52177527
I will try to cum as late as possible
>>52177531
Orgasm I guess
>>52177536
I'm not going to get drunk
>>52177454
Don't be afraid, be selfish and demandind.
If you treat her like a regular girl you are gonna feel stupid afterwards.
>>52177634
>If you treat her like a regular girl you are gonna feel stupid afterwards.
can confirm.
>>52177605
>Everytime someone asked "how was your first time?"
after some certain age nobody asks that anymore anyway
take an x pill, you'll be feeling good and happy whether you spaghetti or not, and the sex will be way better
>>52177624
>Orgasm I guess
Wank it twice then before you go, just to be sure.
>>52177624
>I will try to cum as late as possible
Terrible idea. Stop worrying about lasting long and just enjoy yourself. Even if you pop early, you'll be hard again in 5 minutes for round 2 (and maybe round 3).
>>52177576
I'm will get 20 in January and want to lose my virginity before it
As I said I'll try to last as long as possible
>>52177602
Probably for one hour
Don't know the rest
>>52177605
Fuck off normie
>>52176961
Pathetic
>>52177692
>x pill
what's that anon
>>52177634
>>52177647
Alright will do that when my self confidence lets me do it
>>52177682
This
>>52177692
Nope, I don't take that shit
>>52177722
This
Be a FUCKING MAN and get a real girl to take your're are dick
>>52177682
His future girlfriend or wife for example could be interested in that.
>>52176961
how do you guys have this much trouble getting laid
go out, have some drinks and chat some bitches up or offer them some drugs
unless youve got money to blow i wouldnt see a prostitute
>>52177738
ecstacy mdma molly etc
>>52177698
>Stop worrying about lasting long and just enjoy yourself
You're right I guess
>>52177722
>>52177801
Fuck off normies
>>52177805
I would lie to her like a real man
>>52177809
>being this guy in this kind of thread
>>52177809
You don't know how hard it is to get laid here as an average looking guy
>>52177801
>>52177722
You guys are literally pathetic
I'ts like you are both KHVs. Stop giving whores that much credit. It takes effort to get girls, and lets be honest, most of them don't even worth it. If the fellow OP wants to pay for sex, he's going to avoid womens shit.
>>52177809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
>>52177809
you forgot to attach this pic
>>52177233
>op of the line is around 1k for one hour.
Why would anyone ever even?
>>52177505
>Prostitution isn't illegal, buying sex is.
E.g: It's illegal for 4channers.
Why do you have such a Sweden-tier rule? I thought just them and Norway were so insane.
>>52177884
It's not, Hans. You just can't accept that you are ugly. I'm not even meming. If you think you look average, post a pic and we'll judge. Even I am not good looking but have regular sex with 7/10s.
>>52177835
I prefer mix of coke and mdma in one line.
You're are a sex God with that combo.
>>52177884
>You don't know how hard it is to get laid here as an average looking guy
I do.. Not hard at all. Either you're not average looking, or you're a speg.
T. average looking guy that lives next to Germany
>>52177859
Cállate rapaz
>>52177884
How is it hard exactly? I dont think German women are different than anywhere else
>>52177809
Well you didn't say exactly what is written on the pic but i think u undersand.
>>52177904
Chupala mestizo del desierto y anda a la mina de cobre
You dont even have to take their shit and pay for stuff to fuck em, that's the beta way to do it.
>>52177884
american tourist sluts will throw themselves at you because of your accent, either you're not average looking or you're not trying
>>52177884
Just be yourself bro
>>52177964
>posting a pic
>here
Uhh no, than don't believe me that I'm average looking. There were some girls interested in me but I'm too autistic to get a date or something with them
>>52178004
I'm a sperg tho,
>>52178022
It's probably because I'm too autistic, not because I'm to ugly
>>52178058
>you're not trying
This
>>52178073
so funny
>>52176961
>>52176999
Best advice I can give is don't pay that much. In Germany you can pay €50 for 30mminutes.
There's no such thing as a luxury whore. They are all the same.
Which city are you in? I can make some recommendations
>>52177707
you need to get the answers to this questions beforehand or they will generally rip you of, as in giving you the least possible service or try to negotiate a markup.
first time you will blow after 10 sec or maybe not at all if you ar nervous.
go for one that does french kissing / gitfriend experience, the other girls will have a noticeable vibe of not really caring and just doing their job and will be more interested in getting you to blow of fast and then lay desinterested next to and not even let you feel them up.
And negotiate beforehand that in the price is included to come as many times as you want.
>>52178346
Munich
>>52178379
Just found the prices. It's 200€ for 30 minutes
>>52177843
I aint a normie
>>52178512
>Just found the prices. It's 200€ for 30 minutes
Jesus fucking christ anon. You're getting scammed.
>>52178512
>It's 200€ for 30 minutes
dafuq
>>52178778
>calling me pathetic for visiting a hooker
>not a normie
Then you're just a moron
>>52178974
As I said it's a luxury brothel. The hookers are all atleast 9/10s and you can drink as much Moet champagne as you want
>>52179153
>As I said it's a luxury brothel. The hookers are all atleast 9/10s and you can drink as much Moet champagne as you want
but you can get at least 4 fucks for 200 Euro
>>52176961
Truely a loser.
>>52179222
I want a good service and a 10/10 hooker for my first time
>>52179268
but your first time is gonna be shit
>>52179255
So many normies. Could you please fuck off to reddit
>>52179286
I don't think so
>>52178143
>This
so why don't you try?
>>52179268
>I want a good service and a 10/10 hooker for my first time
you know you seem like a hell of a sperg god damn
I got laid in Frankfurt near Kaiserstraße and it was only 20 euros and the chick was 7.5/10.
There's a Thai place there where for 120 euros two thai semen demons will fuck you in a threesome for an hour.
Step up your game man, you're getting fucked on the pricing.
>>52176961
Absolutely immoral
>>52179394
I'm to much of a sperg for that.
>>52179400
>you know you seem like a hell of a sperg god damn
Never said that I'm not one
it isn't worth it if you have to wrap it up.
>>52179474
we yuck what the fuck. going in a prostitute raw??
>>52179444
>it was only 20 euros and the chick was 7.5/10.
Enjoy your aids. Also when I pay for it I want a 10/10 for my first time
>>52179474
It is imo
>>52179463
so what is your plan for second time on then?
becoming a wizard soon AMA
>>52179613
I don't know
>>52179617
Why didn't you do it like I'll do?
>>52179564
My willy was wrapped, and the hookers are cleaner than a chick you'd meet in a bar.
>>52177605
This, if you go to a hooker youre a beta, especially for your first time.
>>52179677
paying for sex does not appeal to me, it isolates the physical act alone which although pleasurable enough is just the tip of the iceberg
>>52179716
So what?
>>52179524
yolo
>>52179564
>It is imo
that's because you've never had sex before. once you do it raw you'll never wrap it up ever again. rubbers are a kike invention anyway. they ruin your sex life. what are you afraid of? aids? not happening unless you're a fag or use intravenous drugs. anything else you can get fixed with little problem.
first time i did it like god intended i came so hard the only way i can describe it was like an extremely strong psychedelic. guess it was all the oxytocin and shit flooding my brain.
>>52179677
you'll probably be stuck in the same place afterwards as you are now, you really would be better off just trying to hook up with someone in order to overcome the anxiety
>>52179813
Well
Wizards > freer
Unlike a freer a Wizard isnt the absolute bottom, and you can still lose your virginity as a wizard, you cant undo having fucked a whore.
If betas would stop financing this shit we would have women that have to actually try in our economy and less crime.
>>52177605
>everytime someone asked
lel, no one in the real world cares, nor does anyone ask.
>getting deflowered
>muh first time
I bet it was so special the first time you got fucked in the ass
>>52179373
Yes it will. You're talking about your first time as an event a girl would think of in terms of "losing my flower" mystic. You're super sperg.
>>52179827
If being a beta is alright for you then sure.
>>52179564
>I want a 10/10 for my first time
kek. You're just setting yourself up to be forever alone. You're gonna fuck this 10/10 hooker and like it, and after you realise how easy it is, it will turn into a habit. And years from now when that 5,5/10 girl (let's be realistic, you need a whore to lose your virginity) with good intentions finally finds you, you're gonna disregard her and keep your /r9k/-tier beliefs that you just have to wait for that 25+ year old 10/10 virgin female who is gonna do everything the whores do & more.
inb4 jealous gril detected. I've seen one of my best friends turn to whores after a bad breakup and he's beyond having a normal relationship ever again at this point.
>>52176961
Jack off about 10 times before you go there to experience the most of your paid yuros
>>52180092
>You're gonna fuck this 10/10 hooker and like it, and after you realise how easy it is, it will turn into a habit.
yeah this was why I was asking what he'll do about his second time, knew a guy who actually did what anon's planning and it ruined any chance he had for relationships for a really long time after
>>52176961
Care to share link. I will be in Osmabruck and I know therr is a brothel in outsode the city. Posting ass of a mexican whore
>>52176999
Are yo 30 years old virgin or what? Be confident, aim to last long until you cum bybthinking non sexy hot stuff meanwhile you fuck her condomless. Kiss, hugh, chat... be relaxed. Good luck
>>52177072
My side lover likesnto suck my balls sack. Feels pretty nice. Askn for this during oral sex
>>52177360
Dont drink alcohol before ypur erection will be weaker
hookers does blowjobs without comdon
i'm virgin because i'm scared about STD's
you will have gonorrea or sifilis if you fuck with a hooker she does oral sex without condon
>>52177367
I can share my whore from last year
>>52180560
did you get gonorrea?
>>52180601
No mate. Also, are you the same that was staying almost the same. Tener miedo de que te men la verga sin condón hace unas semanas? Yo te dije que estaba limpio. Su conchita apretaba muy rico.
>>52180560
>>52180307
That's what I said at the end of my post. One of my best friends is pretty much ruined because of whores. He spent at least 8K on them the last year. Must have fucked 150+ at this point.
He finished his law degree in august, but instead of finding a job with his degree he applied for some bullshit telemarketing company. Why? Because they offered him a 6 month program in Sofia (bulgaria) and he wanted to go on a 6 month drunk whore-binge.
Cool as that may sound to some guys in (long) relationships, his chances at a return to a normal life are fucked for good.
>>52180650
si era el mismo, also, cuanto pagaste en dolares?
te la chupo sin condon?
yo quizas busque una novia por internet en alguna pagina, pero he estado mirando a milfs porque muchsa tienen dinero y buscan algo serio
si algun dia quedo con ella y me la tiro, le hago oral a ella?
>>52180307
why?
AIDS?
>>52180699
esas fotos son del anuncio o se las tomo para ti ?
>>52180560
>>52180921
Solo 100 USD por casi 24 horas. Es una chica de bar, vas y pagas sus bebidas... empiezas a manosear, besar, chuparvtetas, etc... claro depende de la chica y si digamos hay quimica. En fin... tras 1 mes de visitarla cada viernes le invite que queria un dia con ella... Hotel y comida yo paqgue unos 100 USD y por coger/trato de novios/ cachondeo ; duchar juntos / etc otros 100 USD por 24 horas... de 3 pm a 3 pm en el hotel (bueno checknout 1 pm). Sin condón me chupo verga y testiculos. Cogimos con condon, pero en la tercera cita por asi decirle ya fue sin latex. Su vagina bien rica, apretadita, caliente y una innie (sin labios externos de roast beef) Tiene 30, yo tenía 29. Obvio he cogido pagando y sin pagar con novias y demas y putas desde los 20. Y con todas he tenido sexo sin condón cuando agarran confianza.
>>52180962
no, he just wasn't willing to put any effort in when it was easier to go pay for it, so he missed out on a bunch of women that would have been really good for him
>>52180744
damn, my guy just fucked himself outta relationships, yours fucked his whole life
>>52180962
Se tomó para mi. No son de anuncio en web. Es chica de bar. Vas a un bar, pero en realidad ahi están las chavas (no todas se prestan a coger en el bar o fuera del lugar).
>>52178512
>Just found the prices. It's 200€ for 30 minutes
Travel to Frankfurt or Berlin for better prices.
>>52181164
Ah, supongo que alli eso sera mucho dinero, aqui vi por media hora una colombiana con tetas operadas y cuerpo de modelo, por 60 euros 40 minutos creo, la vi en una web de anuncios, y lo del sexo oral, osea si conozco a una mujer (no puta) y tenemos sexo, le debo hacer oral?
lei que las mujeres necesitan calentamientos antes de penetrarlas
>>52181439
Pues es una ganga si se compara connlos precios ridiculos por hora en USA o Europa. Claro, no todas aceptan
Hay viejas que piden 50 USD por hora y se van. Aquí hubo interés en ambos. En buena onda yo tener compañía de ella y coger y ella de dinero... tambien charlabamos de muchas cosas. En fin, sus tetas reales. Muy ricas... dijo quería operarse... le dije que no... así esta preciosa. También cogimos el día de las madres (es madre soltera de 3), se escapó de su casa a los 17...
>>52181439
Yo casi no les hago oral. Sabe muy salado jajaja... calentarlas hazlo besando, hablando sucio, diciendole que es la única ybla amas al infinito y cosas dulces, etc. Cada mujer es distinta, pero chupa, juega sus pezones y tetas... agarra su culo y cuerpo en general. Es variable, pero hacer que se moje previo a penetrarla es muy recomendable
>>52178512
>Just found the prices. It's 200€ for 30 minutes
Youre getting scammed. These are the brothels that the bribed taxi drivers bring foreign drunk fucks to after they had an expensive evening somewhere. Way cheaper whores are all around you.
>>52182420
Well Hans helpnyour german brother, no?
Piss in her mouth, worship her feet.
Can't you just cross Poland's border ffs?
Come on it's 2015.
>>52176961
> Gonna pay 150€ because it's a luxury brothel
You don't get a luxury brothel for 150 Euro an hour. I can tell you that much..
What questions do you have?
>in America it would be illegal
>America is literally the most cucked nation on earth.
If we didn't have guns I would had left years ago.
OP I'd advise you to go and check out kaufmich.com its usually a better bet than brothels etc. especially in big cities.
>>52183219
you can always use gun to force woman to have sex with her for free
>>52183219
>prostitution is a federal law
i've fucked a few whores. I usually regret it after, should have just jerked off and saved money
>>52176961
this is a sin my German friend
>>52177505
>buying sex is
No it is not.
Pimping and putting your genital into object of human trafficing is illegal.
>>52176961
>paying 150€ for a minute of failure
shiggy diggy
>>52176961
>150€
Per hour?
>>52176961
Good luck to you, anon. I also have only had sex with hookers, and you know what sex without love is? SEX!!! Seriously, it is good not to be worrying about where you can get some vagina all the time.
>>52176997
He doesn't live in Borat land, so he won't.
