Is it true that in Europe, it's not considered gay for two men to sleep in the same bed?
It's only gay if one of you does a reacharound
Is it true that in America, it is not considered a felony to shoot someone?
yea its true
not like in your pic though
I sleep with my dad all the time.
at least you can fit two euros in one bed
>>52173525
If you just sleep in your own side of the bed unlike those in your pic how would that ever be gay?
Oh look it's that closet homo again.
>>52173525
Slept with two other guys on one sofa,
Not gay at all.
>>52173525
that's the cutest thing ever
We have the golden rule: don't touch the other person, if you do you have to jack him off.
It's not gay as long as the balls are not touching
>>52173623
>not having american beds
:D:DDD
I like to prank my bro, i jerk him off when he is asleep and then he gets really mad
we are not gay though
You'd only think it's gay if you're a closet homo.
Or spooning like that.
>>52173715
I fucking need this. USA is truely the land of freedom and opportunity
t.196cm
>>52173525
I've shared a bed with my nonhomo m8s before but cuddling is legit gay.
I'd only cuddle with my anime bf or gf desu
London btw
>>52173762
Off topic but what's all this 't. something' bullshit going on for the last couple of weeks?
Polite sage.
>>52173749
Choo Choo:^)
>>52173967
>last couple of weeks
how new are you
>>52173525
>that pic
>>52173967
Are you a newfriend?
>>52174042
>>52174015
>getting baited by the standard newbait
HELLO NEWFRIENDS
>>52173967
>t. i got here a couple of weeks ago
>>52173525
It depends of the context.
In parties for example it's fine.
>>52174075
I-I knew that you dofus.
>>52174075
t. Adrijan Brabjincki
>>52174145
What if it's a sleepover party?
>>52174075
>getting baited by my bait bait
IT IS YOU WHO HAS BEEN TROLLED
>>52174232
>standard triple bait reversal
Gotcha!
>>52173762
But beds 210cm in length aren't uncommon, is that not enough?
when travelling out of necessity or after a party/getting high and need to crash somewhere then its fine and not gay.
>>52174136
>>52174042
>>52174015
Idk, maybe it's from /int/, I don't usually come here. Thing is I didn't see it here half a year ago, but since a couple of weeks I've been seeing it on /tg/. First I thought it was just some shitposting signature, but here I see it being used sorta seriously.
Spoonfeed the newfag (who's been on this site for five years)?
once in the army there was this really cold night so me and this guy spread out one of our sleeping bags as bedding and the other as a blanket and cuddled underneat
no homo
>>52174505
>5 years
>not a newfag
delusion
>>52174505
t. is short for the finnish word for regards. It's from ylilauta, the finnish chan
>>52174192
When you invite a bro' to play video games and shit all the night ?
In this case I put a mattress on the ground in my bedroom for him. Sharing a bed in this context would be gay.
>>52174603
Thanks nig
t. w/ sage
>>52173525
>tfw it'll never be you next to him
Hey I have a question guys
My male high school classmates usually cuddled each other a lot and it seems pretty common in this country
Is this common in your country as well? Thanks in advance
>>52174943
Nah that's pretty gay desu senpai.
It's not considered gay here, unless you're EXTREMELY insecure
>>52174943
Very gay.
It's true that in America it's considered gay for a man to platonically suck his friend dick? We do that here because we're confident enough about our own sexuality to have a good time.
>>52173564
If they're on your property it's 100% legal in most states
>>52173525
anal massaging is a great bonding mechanism between men and isnt gay unless youre an insecure bigot
>>52173525
Im not fucking sleeping on the floor
That feel when no handsome Brazilian polyglot bf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q99LISyuOE4
>>52174943
I did it all the time with my cousin.
no homo
>>52174943
Really gay.
You can sleep with a man or give him a relaxing prostatic massage without being gay bro.
>>52174308
I'm only 1.90 so the 2m one is barely enough for me. Sure there are 2.10m ones but expensive as fug compared to the respective "base models" (because of low production I guess), so eh, not worth it to me at least
>>52176256
Order your shit from frohraum.de. Based seller, I get my desk and stuff from there.
if the balls don't touch and you say "no homo" is not gay, no matter what.
>>52176898
I remembered that stupid meme the first time I touched balls and it made lose half my erection. I don't really know why, I think it was shame
>>52177040
wow I never thought of any memes while doing this
>>52177040
>shame
Shame isn't fucking his British Petroleum as soon as it happened.
>>52177040
Aww m8
>>52173525
Comphy desu
If you're drunk, anything goes
>tfw no cute yurotrap bf to sleep with
>>52173525
I slept in the same bed as my friend when we went to a convention. He is a Filipino though.
>>52177441
>trap
Absolutely MtF general.
>>52175867
You mean like the guy in Montana who kept his garage door open to lure in burglars and shoot them? And who's in prison now? :DDD
>>52175867
what happens if you shoot someone on the street and drag them to your property?
>>52174943
>tfw no qt kimchi femboyfriend
It's not like you have to start spooning him. But in some cases, sharing the body heat might be good.
>>52173525
it's gay-enabling, so to be avoided
It's ok when it is the only option and the bed is large, and you both lay with backs to each other as far from each other as possible. And no farting.
>>52177533
t. Mehmet
>>52173525
Not at all. I shared a bed with a guy once, I wanted to cuddle but he wasn't interested. Very disappointing desu.
>>52177746
>gay-enabling
Nigga, if you are heterosexual, there is literally nothing homosexual about it. Do you also think you'd have sex with men if you were in prison? HESUS
>>52177840
No, all I'm saying is that Americans are so moronic that they can't even understand their own arguably moronic laws.
>>52175988
qt
would sodomize/10
>>52177979
Nah cause you've been defending that T*rk as if he dindu nuffin
But yeah, more extreme examples like legally getting shot because you took a shortcut of 1m over a corner of an unmarked property is pretty retarded 2bh
>>52177925
Mate, if it is dark, you're still half-asleep with a morning erection, and you feel a warm ass next to you embarrassing thing may happen. Every man has this. Especially if you are used to sleeping with someone.
>>52177925
Rip europe
>>52173525
I can't see why it would be.
What's not considered gay in the US, besides collecting firearms and tipping burgers ?
>>52178371
>>>/lgbt/
Deary, I've a full blown homosexual and I have had this happen with a girl who was chasing me all night, at the end I just thought eh might as well poke her cause she wanted it, still she refused, although next day she kept on kissing me. (Only reason I was generous is I know to well too well how terrible unrequited love is.)
My point is, I have never been heterosexual. Two heterosexual people sleeping in the same bed cannot possibly lead to homosexuality.
>>52178502
Shut it, Adelaide.
>>52178655
>british """ability to tactfully and concisely convey a point"""
>>52178655
I didn't say it'll turn you homo, I said embarrasing things may happen. Everyone has morning erections, if the eyes are still shut and the brain is still in sleep-mode, the penis is already awake (and penis is blind, attracted to heat sources)
>>52178839
>(and penis is blind, attracted to heat sources)
Muslim Education.
>>52178719
>American
>>52173525
It depends on the way how those two guys are sleeping together. Also, it's not a crime to be gay, so, who cares, really.
>>52178921
What? You take that back.
But what I said is true, every man functions like that. If you are not awake you do not realize the body next to you is not a female.
Only in France and Italy
>>52179199
>sleeping next to my Cat
>sudden urge to sex him
>>52174505
>/tg/
People still go on there after it became the quest board?
Is this normal in Europe? In the US this is a tad gay but still okay
>>52178216
Idk man if your in rural America and cut through someone's land most likely your going to see the owner at the bar on Saturday or church on Sunday.
Unless you know more about the Midwest than a Midwesterner?
I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass or get fucked because it's shitty and gross but >>52173525 is pretty hot and I find men attractive
What kind of gay is this? I don't like it
>>52179618
No that's normal. Only with good friends tho.
>>52179661
>MMXVI
>having anal sex
But seriously, do you literally think every gay man has anal sex?
>>52179618
Looks like a good game of rugby.
>>52177540
If you clean up the blood trail and get a good story you should be fine
>>52179199
i slept with a female in the army in a tent, literally spooning her because of lack of room
she was unattractive so no boner. most men recognize a non-sexual situation
>>52179641
Maybe I'm having more our local types of back gardens in mind, which sometimes and/or partially can be unfenced while still within sight from the house
>>52179719
Dunno I assumed most of them do and want to. Don't know much about gay stuff
>>52179774
I've been with partner for over four years. In the beginning, we attempt to have anal sex, but in hindsight I only think it's because we had the (false) perception that it was needed. I don't think we've ever actually done it and we're very happy.
>>52173967
>Off topic but what's all this 't. something' bullshit going on for the last couple of weeks?
Short for terveisin, finnish for regards.
>last couple of weeks
Nigga you blind, shit's been going on a lot longer than that.
>>52179529
I was talking about human bodies, with its same shape from behind in the dark, humans beings instinctively recognising a human body, but whatever m8, maybe you should consider moving to Germany if you're into that kind of thing.
>>52179661
The homosexual kind of gay I guess.
>>52179926
Please stop spreading false prophecies about gay men and anal sex, Muhammed.
>>52179661
It's gay. Anal isn't a requirement, no matter what gay porn and homophobes want you to believe.
Only if your erect dicks touch for more than 15 seconds.
I once slept in the same bed with a friend in a hotel which had only a single two places bed, I touched his dick with mine for like 13 seconds as a joke, we laughed it off, kissed and went to sleep.
>>52179745
I am talking about the morning, just before you (really) wake up and have a morning erection. You don't recognize anything that moment, as you are still in sleep mode.
If you don't have an erection every morning like you are biologically supposed to have, I would consult a physician about it.
>>52180174
m8, have you ever been in bed with another person? you sound like a 12 year old.
>>52180174
Just sex a dude already damn
>>52180167
Angelo, post British Petroleum.
>>52173967
back to reddit with you
>>52179618
Is this show have more scenes like this?
>>52180269
u wot m9?
>>52180016
go suck a dick faggot
>>52179571
Yeah, filters are a great thing.
Though I liked /tg/ more before /his/ stole its main attraction for me.
>>52180225
Constantly for the last 5 years.
You're either deliberately missing my point or plain dumb, as I was thinking exactly the same of you.
>>52180251
that is not the point
jesus christ learn comprehensive reading ffs
>>52180624
BP, boipussy
>>52180796
my pleasure
>>52180889
The filters remove almost all of the activity, whats the point of browsing it so slowly?
>>52180958
ohhhhhhhhhh
Sorry but I'm not gay, as I said, touching dicks isn't gay in Italy, just a friendly thing :)
>>52181137
posting boipussy surely isn't gay too
>>52181199
sure, but I don't collect bp though :(
I've got some good looking men though
>>52181340
is that one the first 'muscle men' or whatever that they talked about on QI? women'd faint at touching him
porno :dd
>>52181411
possibly, I remember that too
I've cuddled and kissed most of my friends and I'm not homo
>>52181746
oui
France
>>52181746
Sure you aren't, pierre
>>52181870
>>52181897
>"I've n-never kissed male friends I-I promise !..."
Insecure fags spotted
>>52182332
>haven't kissed male friends
>insecure
I'm not a homosexual, it's as simple as that.
>>52178921
LOL
america is most pro gay
Of course
How are you going to practice kissing otherwise? Don't want the lassies to spread rumors about you being a bad kisser y'know
>>52177040
Kek, I think something similar happened to me.
It was during my bf's first time. We were kissing, naked, and he was on top of me. He moved a bit, our dicks started rubbing together, and our balls touched. He shivered a bit, giggled, and when I asked him what made him laugh, he answered that he just suddenly remembered something stupid he saw on the internet.
It might have been this. I'm going to ask him. It was six months ago, I doubt he's going to remember what he thought at that exact moment.
>>52183889
salaud. je suis jaloux
>>52182418
LMAO
>sexuality definition is things what i've already done
