/cum/ - Canada, USA and Marijuana.
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /cum/ - Canada, USA and Marijuana.
2015 edition
yummy /cum/my
Manitoba > Ontario > Having a clubfoot > Quebec
DUDE
WEED
>tfw almost 2016
>tfw IT'S [CURRENT YEAR] memes just won't be the same.
>>52155714
what about Alberta?
>>52155714
thanks brah
>>52155686
>running a Decacore CPU at 7.4 ghz
wew lad are you using liquid nitrogen?
>>52155714
Ontario >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit >>> Manitoba
http://exhentai.org/g/663260/1737420c46/
(reposting from previous thread)
Retarded question inbound:
For all the people posting their hardware temperatures...how exactly does Speccy detect that? Surely, there must already be a thermometer of some sort in the actual hardware, and Speccy simply reads this data. If this is the case, then why do you need some program like Speccy do access that data, why isn't there a more simple way to check your components' temperature?
nth for everlasting despair
Hello fellow kids
>>52155738
>Surely, there must already be a thermometer of some sort in the actual hardware
I Believe the components themselves check the temperature and send it to the motherboard.
This is the reason you will often get inaccurate temps with AMD CPUs
>>52155738
You components in the computer have temperature sensors on them that is reported to the computer. Any program designed to can read these temps, it doesn't have to be speccy.
I'll put that knapsack on my back and my rifle on my shoulder, I'll march away to the firing line and kill that yankee soldier
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake
>>52155714
non-Winnipeg Manitoba is GOAT, but Winnipeg is shit
5'11 is a respectable height desu, bullies be dammed
>life is shit
>dont care enough to do anything about it
>>52155779
HAHAHAHAHA GET A FUCKING LOAD OF THIS BABYFACED BROWN-SKINNED FAGGOT
HOLY SHIT HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'S 12 YEARS OLD
FUCKING LOL
>>52155779
At least when Calgary's mayor did it, it felt sincere.
>>52155829
M A N L E T
A
N
L
E
T
cum lol
>>52155800
do you live in southern virginia or carpetbagger virginia senpai?
who will wipe my bum when i move out of my parents house?
>>52155829
manlet
Originally I was unsure about the actor choices for the new starwars movie, but all this advertising is really turning me off to the movie in general
>>52155862
Coming to kick you ass with my """""manlet"""" 5'11 body
>>52155838
u2
>>52155844
He looks like a good guy desu
>>52155869
Central Virginia, a little west of Richmond
>>52155829
You don't even get into decent jawline territory until 6'0"
>tfw sometimes want to suck dick but not gay
>>52155919
For a while Calgary and Edmonton had the most based mayors in Canada (as far as I'm concerned anyway). Now Edmonton's mayor is just a random dude.
>>52155940
feminine penis, etc.
>>52155869
>carpetbagger virginia
More like sandnigger virginia
>tfw no qt girl to be her little tampon boy
>>52155838
HOLY FUCK THIS GOT ME KEKKING
>>52155940
What's stopping you?
give me a good reason to post in /cum/
>>52155947
Never heard anything about them actually, it's always nice to see really relateable mayors or other figures.
>parents have no friends
>they raise a son with no friends
wew, family
>>52155958
No I'm talking a nice looking 7/8" dick on a white bull
>>52155989
You're geographically relevant
>>52155989
demon souls style games are dumb
>>52155989
(You)
>>52155989
it cannot possibly be any worse than /lat/
>white bull
>not red bull
Hey /cum/
Does anyone come from a city without a retarded mayor?
All the ones I can remember in Toronto have all been insane
me want cummy
>>52156007
at least you have internet friends. Do they even have that?
>>52156085
>wanting to stay up all night
>>52156135
sleep is for the passionless.
>>52156113
Montreal's current mayor is surprisingly good. I hated him before he took office, but I (along with plenty others, considering his approval rating) must admit that he's done a pretty decent job.
I just really hope he doesn't go through with his dream of bringing the Montreal Expos back.
>>52156113
Edmonton here, our last mayor was a Jew who actually managed to get a lot done in terms of public projects. Our current mayor is alright I guess, but nowhere near as charismatic or effective.
>>52156135
>getting put to bed
>4 coworkers have killed themselves this year
>1 has overdosed on heroin and died
>1 got arrested for threatening to murder everyone in the office
The light at the end of the tunnel does not get any closer.
>>52156162
>he's done a pretty decent job
Like what?
not many Mexicans here...
>4chan will never be 100% american again
>>52156191
sounds like you have a shit job
You should quit doing that and start sucking dicks, it sounds safer tbqh
I'm going to put peanut butter on my asshole and make my dog lick it
Wish me luck
>>52156191
where the fuck do you work?
>>52156214
Too bad I cant say the same irl
>>52156221
at least clean your asshole first you fucking weirdo
>>52156220
>>52156227
I'm an analyst for a banking firm.
>>52156208
he's been very good at actually being involved at places and telling people to fuck off, be it the federal government, Canada Post, etc.
>>52156191
where/what do you work?
>>52156221
good luck anon
http://exhentai.org/g/872100/f51f165dbe/
>>52156254
If you work there you're already dead.
>>52156242
>this are trupfags irl
>>52156303
Don't remind me
>>52156254
analyze this
*unzips dick*
>>52156317
Looks like a cool dude
fucking explain yourself canada. wtf is this bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZDUDGNW8k
>>52156254
Kraft Heinz multiple when the deal was done? Go.
The fucking dog bit me. I just wanted a fucking rimjob
>>52156317
>>52156337
she looks completely out of it wtf
>>52156317
>he doesnt want anime to be real
We should also build a wall along the Canadian border to be honest
>>52155714
>manitoba
lmao family
>>52156337
From the looks of it it's some drunk/drugged white girl attacking a native for no real reason. Giurl is gonna be let off with a warning and the native guy is gonna get a five year sentence without parole. such is life in the great North.
>>52156379
Edmonton North side, nothing unusual desu
>>52155954
tfw 5´4´´
tfw too much of a pussy faggot to kms
>>52156407
You should just wall everything that isn't usa 2bh
What do I do with all this peanut butter on my asshole now? The fucking dog won't lick it off
i ordered something from Amazon last wednesday and it still hasn't shipped
reeee
Why are there so many Jews in the US?
let's do something fun, cum
>>52156473
what did you order? thigh highs? :D
>>52156463
go ahead and hop in your ford and get a big mac, spurdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOxchdd9chw
>>52156337
If this was Toronto it would take the cops 10 minutes to get there. Then they would fill out paperwork for 15 more minutes, while there's a systemwide shutdown
Not even kidding.
>>52156510
not a crossdresser desu
>>52155954
I'm literally perfect
Be honest
How many of you degenerates drink or smoke le funny 420 cancer causing meme drug
>>52156539
But can you do it on the dick
Give me one good reason why Canada shouldn't be annexed
>>52156590
It would drop down our average whiteness.
>>52156532
>not a crossdresser desu
>>52156583
I would smoke it every day of my life if it wasn't for the munchies
>>52156523
The fuck is up with this? Did someone show Michaels video to Jerry again?
>>52156590
Democratic voter base
>>52156590
Because then the small appeal of fucking Quebecois qts is lost since they aren't even "foreigners" anymore
rina
i
n
a
>>52156590
a free-range cow produces less bitter milk.
Thoughts?
Opinions?
>>52156590
Our standard of living would go down significantly.
>>52156583
>cancer causing
You got facts to back that up?
>>52156590
You'd have to give some power to the Canadian government.
>>52156583
I drink more than I should, and I'm sure I'll smoke weed at least once after it becomes legal, but I'm not going out of my way to get some.
>>52156628
Post more
>>52156638
Memes
>>52156605
lamayo
>>52156590 fuck off bud
>>52156616
>>52156652
>>52156656
Whatever, enjoy your cancer you faggots.
>>52156638
Not in America, no
>>52156652
It causes cancer if you smoke it, it's not inherently cancer causing though (so vaping, eating etc. won't cause cancer)
>>52156113
>tfw Toronto will never have a good mayor because it always comes down to the same silly shit, muh suburbs vs muh downtown elites.
Amalgamation was a mistake.
>>52156695
You think it's true in Europe?
>>52156688
idk, maybe I will. I listen to a lot of psychedelic music so I think it'll be fun enough.
im saucin im saucin on you
im swaggin im swaggin on yoooouuuuuu
no wonder you're all keks
>>52156688
>cancer
The only cancer I'm seeing are your posts niglet
>>52156713
Have you been loving under a rock? Maybe not all but definitely Sweden, Germany, Norway, Belgium, mainly countries that have ad.itted that the only way they can fight their dwindling population is by taking in "refugees"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiKjqH1TOOw
quality tune
>>52156757
>tfw avid reader
>tfw never liked Harry Potter books
Am I racist?
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html
>>52156703
It's not even that man. I mean, you're right, but that's not the problem.
The problem is that they literally do nothing. Like I dont even care if you tare shit up and build highways everywhere, or fuck that and tax the shit out of people and build a normal subway. Or stop taxing people so much and save money by firing all the wops. But like something, please.
The city's just festering and getting worse every year. No one's done shit in 15 years.
>>52156768
Thought you meant in terms of interbreeding. I like to think Europe will get its shit together before it's too late
>>52156800
No, sounds like you're a cock sucking patrician 2bh
>>52156754
>put this song on
>everyone in the car gets triggered
>>52156808
>1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
>Literally number uno
I mean of course. What else could possibly determine a modern man's worth if not female shoe familiarity and acumen. Gj NYT, top notch. Now I know
>>52156833
Maybe, I'm working my way through the Discworld series right now, so it's not that I don't like fantasy. I never go to /lit/ so I don't know what's 'patrician' to them, but I can imagine it's pretentious.
>>52156819
Interbreeding in the states is still quite taboo and nowhere near the acceptance levels of Europe, European women have been flaunting their relationships and children of said relationships, not to mention that their governments are actively pushing the agenda
>>52156808
>the modern man has no need for a gun
>the modern man cries often
I bet he's crying from Jamal's cock being thrust into his asshole.
>>52156798
Everywhere, not that I care anyway, I smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol and eat unhealthy food
>>52156783
https://soundcloud.com/maciasdnb/carrantuohill-kawa-po
>>52156881
>European women have been flaunting their relationships and children of said relationships, not to mention that their governments are actively pushing the agenda
Eh I don't live in Europe so I can't speak on this. Might be true or it might not.
who /drink alone at bars on weekdays/?
>ywn be part of an abstract self-improvemen cult
>ywn be a dubai billionaire
>ywn be an emperor
>ywn live in a 100% white and bustling town
>ywn have a synthetic trap gf
>ywn sit down and talk about politics with the founding fathers
>ywn be santa claus
why do the people smoke?
>>52156883
>everywhere
Be specific Pekka, where is the proof that smoking cannabis leads to cancer contraction?
>>52156880
>genre fiction
Oh dear
>>52156877
>tfw have shoesize 47 in EU size, 12½ in US size I think
what's it like having shit balance?
>>52156905
Welcome to /int/ newfriend, lurk moar
>>52156877
>ever buying clothes for your gf
bad idea
>>52156862
How could that song possibly trigger you? It's so damn smooth
>>52156113
Ours is a arts phd drop out (closeted) lesbian.
>>52156934
meh, I'm enjoying it, but you're not wrong.
>>52156966
Some people don't have swag and it's genuinely upsetting
>>52156958
I've seen the memes famlam, but that doesn't mean they're true
>>52156998
Then do your own research friendo
>>52157000
nice trips
>>52156963
>tfw bought panties that have a hole in the pussy area to my gf
they were fucking great m8
>>52157000
Unless it is something lewd like underwear it generally never works out well.
Men & women will never see eye-to-eye in fashion IMO.
>>52157020
I wasn't replying to you, faggot.
>>52157015
Research on stormfront? I know plenty of Europeans online, some of them women, and they all think racemixing is pretty disgusting.
The situation is bad, but it's blown way out of proportion on places like /int/
>>52157000
Most guys have horrible fashion sense, and god forbid you buy the wrong size. It's especially bad in the US where girls clothes are in essentially retailer specific sizes
lingerie is exempt from this I suppose
>>52156970
>Defeated Dean Fortin, lawyer and executive director
Thanks kucktoria now I kind of feel better
>>52156887
smooth
>>52157070
>>52157015
There are obviously women who have jungle fever, just like there are guys who have it, but the vast majority are either neutral towards the subject or disgusted by it.
>>52157064
hey im just an admirer of repeating digits
>>52156337
The story was she has some condition where certain noises trigger her to go crazy, and the chips did that. Her and the guy were fined $500.
>>52157057
>>52157075
Fair enough.
Then lingerie is a-ok.
>>52157107
>neutral
Most people, regardless of gender, want kids who look like them
>>52157170
>eating pringles on train
>get punched
shit man
How do I get a thick muslim gf?
>>52156808
I'm sorry, this is so kuck, I just need to break this down. This entire list falls in two categories: kuck shit, and try-hard manly-man to overcompensate for the kuck shit
>1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
kuck shit
>2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
try-hard manly-man
>3. The modern man is considerate. At the movie theater, he won’t munch down a mouthful of popcorn during a quiet moment. He waits for some ruckus.
kuck shit
>4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
try-hard manly-man
>5. The modern man won’t blow 10 minutes of his life looking for the best parking spot. He finds a reasonable one and puts his car between the lines.
ok i guess
>6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
kuck shit
>7. The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.
try-hard manly-man
>8. The modern man uses the proper names for things. For example, he’ll say “helicopter,” not “chopper” like some gauche simpleton.
try-hard manly-man
>9. Having a daughter makes the modern man more of a complete person. He learns new stuff every day.
I'd want a son..
>10. The modern man makes sure the dishes on the rack have dried completely before putting them away.
kuck shit
>11. The modern man has never “pinned” a tweet, and he never will.
ok i guess, not sure why its important
>12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
try-hard manly-man
>>52157255
With a bomb squad
>>52157255
kill self
hope for better luck in next life where I don't need to deal with your shit taste
>there was a time when these people brought our powerful pacific fleet to its knees and nearly locked us out of the entire eastern hemisphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X343F4R0z2Q
>>52157255
they look like spics without the rag
theyre nothing but high standard mexicans
get an indian hindu gf
>>52157206
>Then lingerie is a-ok.
>>52157298
Spics are qt
>>52157293
It was a different era anon...
America has it's own social problems now.
>>52157284
>13. The modern man listens to Wu-Tang at least once a week.
try-hard manly-man
>14. The modern man still jots down his grocery list on a piece of scratch paper. The market is no place for his face to be buried in the phone.
try-hard manly-man
>15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
...ok
>16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
try-hard manly-man
>17. Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?
kuck shit
>19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry.
ok i guess
>20. On occasion, the modern man is the little spoon. Some nights, when he is feeling down or vulnerable, he needs an emotional and physical shield.
kuck shit
>21. The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere.
wouldn't know
>22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
try-hard manly-man
>23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
try-hard manly-man
>24. The modern man doesn’t get hung up on his phone’s battery percentage. If it needs to run flat, so be it.
try-hard manly-man
>25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
kuck shit
>26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
kuck shit
>27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
kuck shit
>>52157293
>that pic
>implying that the nuclear bombs make japan to surrender
>>52157337
no they aren't anon
they're fat, obnoxious, rude and mild gold diggers.
and they're all CHI-CAN-O
>>52157293
I'm glad youtube is turning into a porn site.
Going to go make sweet potatoes so I can drown my sorrows
;_;
KILL THE WHITE MAN AND TAKE HIS WOMAN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
>>52157432
LITTLE
>>52157424
sweet potatoes are top tier friend good luck
>>52157432
i like how one post on /tv/ forever changed the insecurities of this board
>>52157457
that is by no means the average spic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LUOY-v-bn8
Would you let your gf do this?
>>52157424
Mash them and melt some marshmallows on top.
There's this thing called Cajeta here in Mexico and it tastes fucking amazing when combined with sweet potatoes.
>>52157467
My school was almost 40% hispanic. There are a lot of fat ugly looking one, but there's also quite a few qts
>student
>work full time
>living paycheck to paycheck
>no family to help me financially
>class, work, sleep, repeat
>sleep deprived
>don't know how i'm going to pay off student debt
>don't want to seem poor, so i buy expensive stuff with money i don't have
>no friends
>constantly think about ways to end it all
>cover it all up with a fake smile
don't know what i'm doing with myself
sorry for the blog
>>52157522
She look's like one of the caucasian looking ones. Not too normal.
Also sauce
girl I barely knew from high school and probably have nothing in common with sent me a message on facebook
should I bother replying
>>52157574
Plead with her to be your gf
>>52157574
go for it mang be sure to update us
>>52157546
https://u.pomf.io/smpaoz.zip
No source but here's all my pics
>>52157522
Her ancestors didn't have a single drop of Spanish blood hit their perfect Andean frames
>>52156215
goddamn mooslims in europe gotta shit up our websites
>>52157588
>>52157597
she probably sent the message to the wrong person. that's how little we talked.
hello
That feel when it will never be the 1800s again.
That feel when you will never serve under Andrew Jackson at New Orleans
That feel when you will never fight in the Napoleonic Wars
That feel when you will never take part in the Great Trek of the Boers
That feel when you will never take a clipper ship to get to the gold in California first.
That feel when you never fight to the death alongside Custer and the 7th Calvary
That feel when you will never head to Texas to help them defeat Santa Anna after hearing the news of the Alamo
That feel when you will never capture San Juan Hill
That feel when never you will never hold Rorke's Drift
That feel when you will never sail on the USS Constitution in the War of 1812
That feel when you never fight in the Army of Northern Virginia
That feel when you will never route the yankees at Bull Run
That feel when you will never see Robert E Lee in the flesh
>>52157629
Probably wants you to take care of all her kids
>>52157519
I avoid anything that has simple carbohydrates desu
That sounds really good though.
I just cut them up into fries and sprinkled salt & paprika and am baking them.
>>52157643
I only graduated last year. whatever though. ill reply
>>52157635
truly the best time
there was still a frontier to explore, and fortunes to be made.
>>52157670
>I only graduated last year
Kek that doesn't matter. There were girls who had 3 kids already in my graduating class
>>52157683
>firstworld
>>52157653
>I avoid anything that has simple carbohydrates desu
Boo.
Watching my girlfriends kids tonight while she has a girls night with friends, What are some ways to keep them entertained?
>>52157705
gud mem
>>52157722
Tell them your lifestory so they don't end up like you
>>52157731
Thanks
>>52157708
Muh gains tho
The main simple carbs I miss are potatoes, jesus christ they are way too fucking goof with scallions, cheddar, and sour cream.
>>52157749
post best mem
>>52157635
>#neetdreams
fuck off
you know you will be a failure no matter the year
>looking at total annihilation 3rd party maps
>find maps I made when I was 13
whew
I was retarded
>>52157705
>>52157749
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
>>52157722
>kids
>s
Now THIS is c.ucking
ya'll normalfegs
>>52157823
I am not gay....in fact i just want to preserve the rules in this general
POST LEG STATUS
My legs are OK
>>52157341
>25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
oh shit, i guess my cock is meaningless
>>52157843
Mind explaining the rules to me?
Reminder
>>52157859
who is this scrotum totem?
>>52157859
you cannot post degeneracy in blue boards
>>52157848
holy shit i remember that
Great game desu
>>52157848
Legs are sore from running
>>52157831
>mfw i actually watched a vid of a femdom mutilate a guy's dick once
>>52157884
whys this degeneracy?
>>52157884
It's all sfw
>>52157539
Budget your expenses and stop buying unnecessary things desu
>>52157899
that's content from /s/
>>52157894
>he thinks that is anything
>>52157848
I miss the /cyg/ threads on /vg/ desu
>>52157894
> femdom mutilate a guy's dick once
>decide to try to shitpost on /cum/
>not so bad
>see that there are retards that think cannabis causes cancer
this is why dudes. this is why.
>>52157979
>implying weed can't cure every illness
>>52157979
W E E D
E
E
D
DUDE
>>52157996
reeeeeeeeeee this is not /s/ or /hc/
>>52157831
>Anal weirder than feet
No.
Also wtf is floor tiles and Mexican sugar dancing?
>>52157996
Weed just makes me complacent glad I stopped smoking
Every once in a while I crave it, and if I go up to Oregon some time I'll probably smoke some, but in the end it has no medicinal value
>>52158028
What would yo like me to post instead friendo?
Weed gets boring after awhile though. Once you try harder drugs it just doesn't hold up.
gonna take a shit
then im goona take a shower
wanna join me?
>>52158049
don't know, but plz don't be a degenerage
>>52157860
Video games aren't as fun as they used to be
>>52158059
No just come to bed and cuddle after okay babe?
Deep
Who else /kmfdm/ here?
home alone
""""""""mi pobre angelito""""""""
>>52158055
>Doing hard drugs
JUST FUCK MY BRAIN UP SENPAI
>>52158119
What's that?
>>52158126
Sorry senpai I'll stop
>>52158119
Symbols is a pretty cool album famfam
>>52158080
Everything in moderation senpai
>>52155679
just moved to colorado last thursday with no prospects. i've got 700 dollars to my name and i'm living in a motel applied to some jobs but its not looking good. got another month before taxes and financial aid come in, i can't even smoke the kind until i get a job, wish me luck lads.
I was a true American today
Jalapeño bacon burger.
Dog bless :-DDDD
>>52158194
What made you leave wherever you were originally from? Sounds kinda appealing desu
>tfw looking up archived /x/ threads
niggas were naive as fuck but i can't imagine how they felt when getting into this initially
its trash nowadays though
>durr i think i saw a fairy u guys
Mom's working late tonight so I guess I can cuss all night bros
>>52158194
if homeless anon made it i'm sure you can bud
>>52158207
Gib right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
>>52158194
Have you considered working as a escort for a little?
>>52158207
>throwing the tomato slice away
why
>>52158167
true
Guess I'll just spend more time working
>>52158159
That pic is pretty hot
>>52158055
False. If anything trying harder drugs made me appreciate weed more because I could get as high as I wanted without feeling like shit afterward.
Acid comedown? The. Worst.
Heroin comedown? Holy fuck kill me.
Uppers comedown? Feel like I haven't rested in 100 years and all the wear and tear hits me at once.
Weed? Nope, I got lit as fuck and the whole process from start to finish was fun as hell.
>>52158256
Feels bad I missed out on all that already though
>tfw you can never redo high school as Chad and fug brown sluts
>>52158253
Good plan
>>52158208
i was living in a city called watertown in upstate ny it was a shitty army town full of women that were built like gnomes, no jobs and it gets cold as balls with ridiculous amounts of snow. my gf joined the navy, we only dated like 2 months so we broke it off. my lease was up and my job sucked so i figured if i was gonna get a new apt and job and look for a girl i might as well get out of that shit hole.
>>52158245
That's degenerate
>>52158159
Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode
>>52158162
Symbols is good, but I personally like Tohuvabohu the most. Attak and Blitz would be next on my list.
>>52158302
where are the mods when i need them?
>>52158213
Old old /x/, like ancient tier /x/, was the best board on this whole website. God knows how many times I was up all night long watching street cams or listening to the fucking spookiest radio frequencies. There were some legitimate fucking detectives on that board who found an actual murder corpse one time via Google tracking and online police tips.
>>52158293
Best of luck to you lad
I'd like to do something similar desu
>>52158293
what city in Colorado? Ought to be able to find something I'd bet
>>52158238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aTMoO8kv9Q
never buy trojan condoms
>>52158080
I quit playing video games for like 2 years while in school... then I came back to skyrim and it's actually fun. Play like an hour a day a few times a week, it's not too bad
>>52158314
it's you! the infamous mexicanfag who bitches about slags
honest question, are you gay? lma0
>>52158329
colorado springs
>>52158339
¿por qué?
>>52158343
>wanting to preserve the rules
>HURRR U R GAY XDDDDDDDD
>>52158325
Pale girls with dark hair are nice
>>52158361
Agreed desu
>>52158343
He's just a zealous rulefag
>>52158339
>Never buy condoms
FTFY, don't fuck around, get into a solid relationship and know how to pull out
Condoms ruin the feeling
>>52158339
This, Trojans have broken on me every single time I've used them. Durex is the way to go 2bh.
>>52158273
Acid comedowns weren't too bad for me. It all depends on the trip and your midnset during it. It really effects the comedown.
I usually trip alone though since I like doing everything at my own pace and I tend to worry a ton about others while tripping with someone. Too stressful.
I do agree with you about uppers and downers though. Uppers would have to be the worse of the two. Maybe it just had to do with the fact that weed causes me extreme social anxiety that I don't enjoy it anymore.
HELP
>>52158381
Do want desu
>>52158390
This
Condoms are for betas
>>52158390
>pull out
>not just having your gf on birth control or getting an IUD
It's like you want a pregnancy fiasco or something.
>>52158394
this, at least one in every box breaks, i've had one durex break on me.
durex extra sensitive for me. skyn for her.
>>52158342
Fair enough. I do spend too much time playing video games.
>>52158384
I don't see him busting a nut over anime.
>>52158354
oh, that's a nice city.
Do be sure to check government jobs in the area, people often forget about them cause they're generally on other websites besides the usual temp agencies and whatnot.
>>52158390
>know how to pull out
Ha ha... Yea works every time... haha
What do you guys fall asleep to/
My go to's are Simpsons and Rifftrax
>>52158390
>and know how to pull out
One of my friends doesn't believe in birth control because of the side effects, so she always used the pull out method.
Coincidentally, guess who's having her second kid in July?
>>52158432
good tip, man. didn't even think to check those.
>>52158355
estoy cagado de miedo
a esperar
>>52155714
10/10
>>52158390
>my names chad and i love crystal meth and five finger deathpunch
>>52158422
I never use ultra thins/sensitives because they always break regardless of the brand. I'd rather take longer and feel less than risk a pregnancy scare. I've found lightly ribbed ones are pretty good as long as you don't jackhammer her from start to finish.
>>52158481
Bob Ross Joy of Painting and sometimes Kripp streaming hearthstone.
>>52158481
chill music like the velvet underground
>>52158492
acaso piensas que la impreganste o que?
>>52158484
Become a mailman or garbageman
>>52158436
Haven't gotten a pregnancy scare yet and I've fucked without condoms hundreds of times.
Can we start a /cum/ biker gang and travel North America?
>>52158424
This is literally just cartoon kiddy porn.
>>52158544
That's an NSFW board though
>>52158510
What's wrong with Five Finger Death Punch? Their first two albums were amazing, and their later stuff isn't too bad.
>>52158486
>ASMR
noice
>>52158515
>Bob Ross Joy of Painting and sometimes Kripp streaming hearthstone.
noice
>>52158517
>the velvet underground
not gonna do heroin to fall asleep desu
>>52158523
lo que pasa que en la tarde que chequé el condón tenía líquido saliendo de él
y me di cuenta que estaba roto en la base
la obligué a tomarse una píldora, la babosa muy relajada decía que no pasa nada
>>52158530
i'd kill to do either but i think its actually kind of hard to get into.
Giving Devilian a shot tonight buds.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/407510/
It looks pretty promising desu.
Pic related is a gameplay screeshot, apparently it's an MMO-aRPG hybrid with good raids and stuff.
>>52158532
Honestly dude, I know you're trying to look cool for the rest of the virgins here, but don't encourage that kind of behavior for people who don't know any better. That's retarded and also probably not true 2bh.
>>52158562
>what's wrong with five finger death punch
sometimes I forget I'm not in /metal/ and people actually do listen to garbage.
>>52158559
plz go back to /s/
>>52158584
ALV que bueno que soy un virgen sin vida social
>>52158613
>korean
b o r e d
>>52158628
That's just the screenshot I found, the game has an English version.
>>52158606
Ya I've heard that too
>>52158619
I don't go to /s/
>>52158615
I'm not trying to "look cool" I'm just saying I've always pulled out and as long as you know what you're doing you'll be fine.
As long as you're a responsible adult when it comes to sex, know when to pull out and don't fuck around you'll never have to worry about wasting money on birth control.
I'm not gonna make it guys
>>52158670
rip
>>52158670
Glad to hear anon
>>52158668
Sometimes you dribble a bit, it can be risky.
>>52158668
>As long as you're a responsible adult when it comes to sex,
That's asking far too much for the majority of people
>>52158481
Pulse Demon
No, I go to sleep in silence, I like to think to myself and lull myself to sleep.
>>52158670
Wanna hold my hand?
>>52158689
Oh kek misread his post
Woops
>>52158668
>as long as you are being a responsible adult when it comes to sex
Yeah, which you're not doing.
>know when to pull out and don't fuck around you'll never have to worry about wasting money on birth control
t. pic related
>>52158699
I'd think that most people who post here are smart enough to do as I do. And even more would just be happy to have a gf so they wouldn't cheat
>>52158668
I somewhat agree, I did that with an old GF and we had a few preggers scares but nothing happened, current GF gas been on the pill for a WHILE and she still got pregnant
>>52158696
>sometimes you dribble a bit
precum has sperm in it. i dunno if its common but i know if i'm making out with a girl and i take my dick out i got some sap on there.
I've never seen a vagina irl i'm almost 25
>>52158663
Oh okay.
I'm not a fan of arpgs anyway.
have fun
>>52158670
What makes you say that, anon?
>>52158735
>Yeah, which you're not doing
How am I not being responsible?
MY roommate is disgusting
>>52158761
i'm 19.....and tfw i will end up being like you in the future
>>52158748
>preggers
kill yourself.
>>52158748
Never cum inside... even if she's on the pill or you're wearing a condom
Anyway cumshots are hotter than creampies
>>52158735
>>52158699
It's bait.
Shitty one at that.
>>52158784
Then why do you hate me posting qt girls
>>52158761
lost my virginity like 3 months ago at 24, it can still happen.
>>52158784
Not if you do something now
>>52158784
Did you go to mass yesterday
>>52158761
>>52158784
>25 and 19 year olds are beyond receiving physical affection
Yeah, melodrama, you guys will get there.
>>52158800
>t. weeb virgin
>>52158787
Fuck off, if I wanna write preggers, then I'm gonna write preggers ya faggot
>>52158799
>cumshots are hotter than creampies
You couldn't be more wrong you dumbass
>>52158829
Not if he's 25
>>52158806
because this is a peacefull board
>>52158822
haha it will never happen
>>52158828
uwot?
>>52158829
t. virgin
>>52158829
Are you legit retarded?
Can you read?
>>52158829
How exactly do I get there?
>>52158874
just b urself :)
>>52158874
Just be yourself
>>52158841
>not if he's 25
C'mon now, don't give him shit, he's plenty young. I'd start worrying around 35-40 2bh.
>>52158845
t. t. double virgin
>>52158869
Oh whoops, looks like I'm double retarded :^)
>>52158874
Don't give up. Instead of looking for someone else nonstop, improve yourself enough during that time that when you do run into someone you're stable and grounded enough to be relationship material.
>>52158874
Be anything but yourself
>>52158936
>improve yourself enough during that time that when you do run into someone you're stable and grounded enough to be relationship material.
>>52158936
no 25 is when you worry. he needs a shrink at this point or at least a hooker. nothing more alpha than fucking hookers(as long as you don't feel shame afterwards)
el chaparro de juarez
>>52158936
tbqh i do not care if am virgin at 19 hehe
>>52158959
el manlet ese estudia medicina
>>52158956
>nothing more alpha than fucking hookers
Except that's the most beta thing you can do.
>paying to get laid when a true alpha could simply find a hot girl and fuck her
lmao kek
>>52158936
By the time he's 35 or 40 it's far too fucking late
>>52158834
>You couldn't be more wrong you dumbass
>He's never covered his gf's face in cum
There's literally nothing hotter than seeing your gf covered in your cum... being inside the pussy is a waste
>>52158952
>>52158956
>>52158971
Good for you anon, that's a healthy mindset to have.
>>52158979
Yeah, that was your choice. Have fun murdering strangers dude.
![1450149827035[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pivU5hs.jpg "1450149827035[1]")
