You walk into the city forum and these guys slap your girlfriend's ass
How do you respond
I join them since they were obviously just trying to get my attention to join their Roman gay parties.
stab their legs
>>52150638
I cri, I can do nothin, cause I just a slav
destroy their empire
Lure them into Teutoberg forest.
>>52150638
Dunno they never ventured that far to reach Poland
run them over
>>52151479
barbar please go
>>52150638
I invoke my Heraclian ancestors and smash their tortudo formation with the might of a 10000 crux veritas bearing heavy cavalrymen postwards building a garage with their shields to cook meth in while laughing at the unexpected outcome of a non professionaly organized ass slap for the roman legionaries.
I preach them the teachings of Jesucristo
>>52150638
high fives all around
sack rome
>>52150638
continue stealing cattle on my townless island with no roman contact
>>52150638
I order their execution.
Romans are goys to be ruled over and shilled.
In retrospect Europe really hasn't changed much in the last 2500 years.
>>52150638
The slap causes her to gallop away faster and I fire arrows at them over her hind quarters then ride away to fetch more arrows.
I will continue doing this until they are all dead.
Try to sell bear hives to centurion and sell one of my daughters to be used by their testudo guys if they leave us alone in my beutiful homeland.
Anyone can confirm that Romans called finns barbaric cannibals because my history teacher once joked about it.
>>52150638
Dico illi:
Abitete, molesti! Catamiti estis et matres vestri cunent in lectuli fratris!
I'll just scare them off. They're just Italians for Odins sake.
I will call my friends and whup their asses
