You wake up in Mexico city
What do?
lose my head
Go to the cornerstore, buy a nice cocktail of drugs, and settle in for the long nap.
Hold Passion Play in honor of Our Lady of Guacamole Day
>>52147885
grow a moustache
eat tacos
lose my head
smuggle drugs
escape from prison
shout at central american immigrants for being stinking illegals
jump the american border
Go back to sleep
>>52147885
>full of narcs and guerrilla everywhere
>realize I'm still in Argentina
I would rape a chola with big tits and 160 cms height
>>52148255
Yet another descendant of Genghis Khan for the word to enjoy
>>52147885
>Visit my grandma.
>Become village shaman.
>Use shamen skills to become most famous soap opera actor in the country
>Fuck my hot co-stars
>Die happy
eat a taco
Pretend to go back to sleep.
>>52148349
>implying spreading Temujin's DNA isn't a service to mankind
Go for some tacos de trompo
:)
open a taco bell
>>52147885
Which part?
Some parts are actually very nice
Like Colonia Roma
>>52147885
Find my embassy and go the fuck back home. But also get some nice cheap tequila and take it with me.
>>52152572
Iztapalapa.
>>52147885
wonder what i was doing back home
>>52147885
Get on a plane immediately after buying a gram of blow.
>>52155064
This. But I'd substitute the blow with black tar heroin and blow.
Then smuggle it back to USA
>>52147885
Hope to God I'm not in a slum
Use some broken spanish to find the embassy or some expats
Exchange currency for some pesos so I could get a nice meal
Buy a plane ticket and go home
It wouldn't be all bad so long as I didn't get kidnapped.
>>52155133
Actually heroin probably would be better for a flight that long.
I take it back, I buy a gram of H.
>>52147885
>another mexico hate thread
>>52154958
>Iztapalapa
Die of dysentery.
>>52147885
Restore the Aztec Empire
>>52147885
Meet up with our ringleader, Abu Hamza al-Meksiki, and wait for orders in hotel.
Then, go to Tepito to lurchase all required equipment. Drive to the Basilica of Virgen de Guadalupe while there are services going on and unleash the fury of Allah on all the idol-worshippers. Meanwhile, our other brothers Kalashnikov a bunch of fat manlet América fans at Estadio Azteca and blow themselves up.
Busy day tbqh
>>52147885
Build a wall.
go to tepito
>>52147885
fuck ur mom
>>52156424
ISIS
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>>52147885
Buy a taco.
>>52154958
>Iztapalapa.
Is that like a large, plain favela?
>>52158363
Pretty much.
>>52147885
kill myself
Get some breakfast burritos for my 2 hour flight home.
wake up to the sound of a mariachi band
shirt is bloody
hand an american dollar bill to the singer and say
"medico, por favor"
>>52147885
Fiesta
>>52147938
In Mexico city? not likely
