Does any other country have a history as boring as ours?
>>52125416
undoubtedly yes
>>52125488
at least you can say 'WE WUZ NORTHMEN N SHIET'
>>52125416
No. They don't have.
>>52125416
Slowakia
>>52125416
Yes. at least Canada burnt down the White House.
australia and new zealand
>>52125752
Brits did that. Canada didn't even exist.
>>52125488
Silly cow you are. You know shit if you mean our history are dull
>>52125416
I think our history is interesting desu. You uhhh sound like an underaged nonwhite t.bh
>>52126079
it's okay, but I mean compared to other countries it's kind of bland.
>>52126041
You are pretty delusional if you can't admit that Norwegian history is rather unremarkable, m8.
no
we are poor shithole with awesome history
>>52126268
>be ooga booga savages
>burn villages, rape nuns, and other nigger shit
>explore ocean
>find islands
>find North America
>get #rekt by natives
>become Christians and tell Odin to fuck off
>most of the population dies in the Black Plague
>get repopulated by Danish colonists
>400 years as a Danish province
>get handed over to Sweden
>100 years as Sweden's bitch
>become independent
>4 years as Germany's bitch
>discover oil
>profit
That's about everything
>>52125416
>Dutch golden age
>Fought all the great powers in the world
Feels good.
>>52126111
Checked
>>52125416
Probably New Zealand. The biggest bit of news to ever come out of there is the fact that they're about to change their flag to a fUCKING LEAF.
>>52126650
And we were the superpower of the world for a very short time.
>>52126631
>get #rekt by natives
lel
>>52126631
Yeah but more details regarding ww2 never hurts.
Kicks out swedes in 1905 and telling swedes ally the germans to fuck off. In 1940 loads of nazis and canons arrives. They came thru neutral sweden. Brits dont like the shit and comes to rescue http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bofwY6ZA6iI
>>52126631
That was his point 2bh
>country existing like 100 years
>history
you are just too young
