Say something good to your neighboring countries.
Korea, I like kimchi.
France - you are amazing and one day, you will be led by FN.
Ireland - you are our rightful clay.
canada, is nice
>>52120202
Chad, Ethiopia, Eritrea, South Sudan and CAR
Thanks for being worse shitholes than us. You da real MVPs
>all our neighbours are literally 3rd world hellholes
enough said
>>52120202
I like Franziskaner Dunkel beer
mexico - hot weather girls and good food
russia, you are alright
Belarus you is so cute
Fiji, good job with the race war, designateds should've never been allowed in
>>52120202
Swedes, I like your language and you have beautiful women.
Russia, your drinking culture is superb and you have awesome literature.
Norway, your nature is awesome and I like your attitude to your nationalism.
Thanks for the pasties
>>52120202
Syria, I like cheap refugee slaves.
China, you have high technology for fake products.
Slovenia - uhh, your accordions are nice, i guess?
Srbia - ...thx for the rakija
Bosnia - thx for čevapi
China, sometimes you try to shit in a toilet
Korea, samsung products are good.
argentina is genuinely good at barbecuing
>North Korea
They makes literally best K-pop.
>South Korea
Their nigger mentality as victim complex always give me feeling of superiority tbqh, I'm not a descendant of slaves.
>Russia
Anime, ballet and novel, their artistic sense is amazing. Even through they are drunkard bears.
>China
Chinese are jokes of Asia, and they can be a laughingstock (exploding 'Made in China', fake product quality, 小日本 etc) to Japanese. Never change China.
>Taiwan
They might only our proper bros.
>Iceland
Very friendly. Beautiful country up North (areas between Keflavík and Reykjavík literally look like a hellscape, sorry). Bros 4 lyfe.
>Shetland
Based dialect. Sounds like Faroese people speaking Scottish.
>NZ
good job giving Canada a break by becoming a fucking leaf 2.0
>Polynesians Islands
Good job being a buffer for tsunamis and shit
>>52123432
What about Orkney dialect?
>Indonesia
INDOMIE
>Portugal
They make us look better
>Morocco
All the Moroccans in Spain will die eventually, just like their sons, and the sons of their sons.
>UK
We need people to vomit in our streets so our street cleaners can keep their jobs, and I'm glad to have you at that task.
>France
Thank you for being a way better country than us so all our moors and niggers entering Europe through Melilla don't stay here.
>Andorra
I like their cheap cigarettes
>Russia
Thanks for shitton of fun car crash videos. I wasted shitton of time watching them
>>52123506
From what I've heard, it's not quite as similar but they use a lot of words that are Scandinavian quite like ours. Like:
koad for pillow - koddi in Faroese.
sprett for splitting - spretta in Faroese
blide for happy, pleased - blíður in Faroese
heuved for swollen - hovin in Faroese
rive for tearing apart - ríva in Faroese
>muslims
thanks for fertilizing our lands
Ireland - You proper did us in with the IRA.
China.
If you weren't,she would never be born.
You have some nice dog breeds Belgium
>germany
you're our best neighbour because we jew you guys out but you guys are the best at football tbqh always cheering for you lads because our team sucks
Spain - It's like Mexico but situated in europe somehow
Netherlands - I like prostitutes and weed.
Sweden u have qt girls like martina :3
sweden - you're not neo-somalia just yet
norway - fjords and shit
russia - less keky than sweden
estonia - sibling nation 4 lyfe
>>52120202
Uruguay/Argentina: Thanks for the Grade A barbecue. Top banter and rivarly in sports.
Paraguay: Thanks for the cheap stuff.
Peru/Bolivia: Keep your music in your cunt, thanks.
Colombia: Best accent in south america, you lot make me want to learn your language.
Venezuela: Butifel grills.
Guyana: ...
Suriname: ...
France: Technically if we consider the overseas departments they are our neighbour too. So great language, cinema and cuisine for the frogs.
brazil - have the best garotinhas
chile - perfect country to buy technology stuff
uruguay - pepe mujica and the weed
paraguay - 2010 larissa riquelme and chipas
bolivia - ???
>>52120202
greece, thank you for handling the banter in past years and statues remaining in here.
>>52127070
>>52120422
Finland, you have best politics in europe
Denmark, legos are fun
Norway, your nature is beautiful
Shout out to mexico for all the cheap labor. Love you guys, tortas are the best.
Also thanks to Canada for being a big enough shithole that the mexicans dont continue moving north.
Korea nori is so yummy
Old chinese culture is great
>>52120202
Canada you're fun to drink with
Mexico you have good food
canada - only people who can move here and not be taken as foreign
mexico - best case scenario for living next to a shithole and having them immigrate here
russia - 2nd best language behind france
USA- thanks for spreading your gun culture to our rural communities. We have commie tier laws but our rednecks are more or less the same. Also thanks for the keks you provide us.
am Indian with proxy
>Pakistan
Uhhh, ummm, you're pretty good at cricket I suppose. Much better fast bowlers than us
England
You gave us a better language to speak (Gaelic? More like Gaylic). Greggs is good, too.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
>>52128557
>our rednecks are more or less the same
yea every member of anglo canadian society is more or less the same as their respective member of american society. youre lying to yourself if you think otherwise.
Atlantic Ocean, thank you for your protection
Pacific Ocean, thanks for the even more protection
Sincerely, USA
>>52128646
POO
>>52128717
Haha clever one m8
:^)
Estonia: cheap booze and cute language
Argentines are bro tier
Mexico: Love your food and sincerely hope you guys get your shit together soon
Canada:Thanks for the GOAT natural scenery, comfy towns, and soon legal weed.
frogs: you're one of the only few to really challenge our level of global impact and we're we never at war so often, we would've ruled the world
Mericans: Thank you for Amazon and having one of the best consumption perks around the world despite being a 3rd world country.
Guatemala: Thank you for your tropical forest to breath :3
>>52128557
>thanks for spreading your gun culture to our rural communities
It didn't spread here you oaf. It was always here.
