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Culture Pals: Monday edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Bread:
>>52092700
>>52092700
Hi
>>52113087
Wasn't is a bit too early for a new thread?
>>52113173
Hi ^_^
How are you?
My name table from Thailand :)
>>52113222
1 post too early.
>>52113225
I'm so glad I don't get messages by niggers of asia
just got friendzoned by some chick from Boston, lol.
But I guess I'm the best guy she has met on the dumb ass site; whatever that means.
>>52113328
it means you're not a cockroach turk or african asking for money
>>52113357
probably.
I just wish I never gave her my number.
she keeps sending me texts about shit like how she just bought cookies at 2 in the fucking morning.
>>52113222
>>52113242
Yeah but I did it now rather than later since no one else would've done it
>>52113328
It's confusing sometimes. I honestly can't tell if I'm in the friendzone with this Italian QT I'm meeting on the 29th or not. She's said conflicting stuff so I don't even know. Not that it matters really, like yeah I'd love to cum in her butt. But I'll be content if all we do is just hang out and share a pizza too.
>>52113460
meh, it's pretty obvious.
once she said
>Haha does this mean you want to be my friend?
I knew it was done.
if your qt said something like that, you aren't cumming in her butt.
>>52113496
But this is what confuses me. She said she is breaking up with her boyfriend and has talked pretty lewd.
And this 1/2
>>52113496
So like I said, sex isn't a huge deal to me. But I just want to know which zone i'm in. She texts lewd. Promises that, and when I send a pic of a hotel she laughs?
2/2
>>52113621
>>52113645
hmm....
feels friendzone to me.
idk senpai.
I have this Latina that is obsessed with me, for some reason, out of nowhere and she makes her feelings very explicit. you got some very light flirting at best.
>>52113645
>>52113621
This basically is what women do. She was slightly horny or was feeling spiteful of her boyfriend and wanted to be with another guy
Then a few hours later she doesn't care. Women have the post-fap syndrome without even orgasming
>>52113750
>>52113790
You're both probably right. It's just annoying. I'll expect "she's just a friend" then I'll go to a flirty conversation. And I'll think "oh shit, maybe we will sex" then it goes back. It's like a roller coaster
>>52113840
Get off the internet lad you're not experienced enough with real females
>>52113840
just say you want to fug her.
simple enough.
don't flirt.
you'll get your answer.
>>52113621
>>52113645
Looks bad.
The clasic combo of making you horny + cockblocking you. Women are dirty creatures i envy gay people.
>>52113862
I'm really not experienced with IRL girls lol
>>52113872
I did. And she said what you saw in the first text
>>52113908
I don't understand it either. Granted, I'll only be seeing her for 1 day, and I won't be staying the night in her town. So we might not even have time for sex to begin with. maybe I can make out with her though
>>52113953
so you legit said you wanted to do something like cum in her butt?
idk senpai. but I really wouldn't expect shit.
>>52113978
Oh lol I didn't say that. I said that I was done for messing around. And you're right, I'm not expecting anything other than just hanging out with a QT and walking around her town.
for future reference senpai
this is another sign of friendzone.
just happened to me.
the good ole, dumping about why she broke up with her bf bullshit.
all the setup before this was just her saying she broke up and that they were different.
this was warning flag 1, the final nail, so to speak, is when she used the word friend, you and me in the same sentence.
>>52114086
I'll keep that in mind. This girl just talks about sex, a lot. And I use openings to say lewd stuff. And she likes it. It just confuses me.
>>52114086
final nail, if you so care...
>>52114165
Wow that is pretty bad. She is really establishing the No-Sex-Zone
>>52114237
lol.
I already figured that, which is why I fed her such shitty responses.
I basically told her to fuck off and masked it as a sarcastic joke.
ask, and I'll post it.
>>52114331
See, I've been talking to this girl long enough I can't be mean like that lol
But ask her "what did his cum taste like?"
>>52114509
lol, nah.
not worth it.
I'm just going to slowly disengage or just block her number completely.
not sure yet.
>>52114545
Oh I think that friendzone thing just happened.
>>52114545
>I'm just going to slowly disengage
Might drive her crazy and make her change her mind. Not likely but could.
>>52114604
meh, I already have one obsessive qt. I don't need another one making my life hell.
doesn't help that I already have an actual gf I don't really love already.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing with interpals at all. desu.
>>52114589
fuck this bitch.
wtf are you doing even responding?
>>52114743
Because I have bad depression. And talking to this girl everyday over the past 3 months has made it easier. She's a friend. I can't just break contact
>>52114803
I think you might have oneitis senpai.
Run casanova.py for a night and find a better qt.
>>52114879
I'm not sure if it's oneitis though, like there is a adorable Russian QT I'm talking to too.
Maybe it's just that I have so little contact with females when I find one I can connect with I get attached. I dunno. But I can't make myself quit talking to this girl, I'd feel terrible. Especially right before my trip.
>>52114947
Personally, I think this bitch is outright abusing your good nature. You shouldn't talk to her. She is a shitty human being. She doesn't deserve your time.
Waste it instead on your other qt.
>>52115459
Honestly, I feel like I don't deserve her. That's how bad my depression is. I did just tell her I hate being friend zoned though. She hasn't responded yet.
I do care about my Russian QT, but I almost view her as more of a little sister that I never had.
>tfw found a new qt
Better looking, similar ideology about life
If only her English wasnt crap
>>52115792
Cunt?
>>52115895
Russia
>make a profile with my pictures, my interests and shit, languages I want to learn
8 visits/day average
>make a profile with two pictures of some good looking random shirtless dude, write nothing
140 visits/day
Ayy fucking lmao, I fucking hate mankind
>>52116184
Make profile of korean dude and script :3
Interpals = Failbook. Deal with it my beta friend
>>52116184
just stop being ugly lol
>>52116350
Im sure you are uglier than him.
>>52116643
>random italian guy defends me on the internet
I FEEL PATRIOTISM
I'll have you know I am Terrone and Arberesh as well :3
Is there any way to see if your messages have been read?
>>52119246
The colour. If it's pink, it's not red yet.
>>52119309
Oh what I suspected, but I was wondering if that was only my computer spazzing out. Tell me of what to expect from german qts?
>>52119453
expect to be bored out your mind, probably. Or into really weird stuff
>>52119453
Nothing unless you are african or arab
>>52119453
There's a lot of fake German accounts too.
>tfw no Chinese gf
>>52119656
She's holding up with the pressure I'm giving her in forcing her to be interesting, but maybe she's some exception I guess.
>>52119662
So in other words, all I have to do is prove that I'm equipped with some African genetics to me and she'll accept. Bruh it's fine, I-I'll j-just tell h-her my b-big dick s-size and she'll be all like: "wow you have Africans in your family or what?"
>>52119699
She has a lot of pics so I can't get estimate if it's fake or not.
>>52119915
the fake ones have just 1 pic, and usually one line of profile description
>>52119874
Look
If you had one shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And message all of the QTs you ever wanted.
Until your dick turned to rock
Would you do it? Or just let it drop
YO
Keyboard is ready
Eyes wide, hands are sweaty
There's Filipinos messaging me already
Analyan and Lualhati
No virgin to Interpals surfin!
ah shit, kekholds is all I'm getting!
There's the Turkish fags
Who post pictures of them in rags
The Africans who just want to shag
The Arab men who just want to steal your bags!
Based on the Internet
Oh the Ukrainian whores
Oh the Russians looking for more
Oh the Egyptian bores!
It's a server crash!
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something!
I'm gonna lose my mind talking to QTs, /int/ told me they told me and I still message every QT! I got Italians, Ukrainians, the Russians and the Romanians, the Asians and the Serbians YO!
""
My mind is racing
As I message QTs in a hasty
That task is undertaking
The Russian QT with nice butt
Or the Americunt with the big gut
So easy to chose but the Italian QT with the cute face and tight butt is messing me up!
I'm losing my mind talking to this QT already!
I'm gonna lose my mind talkin to QTs /int/ told me they told me but I message every QT! I got Italians, Ukranians, Albanians and the Russians, the Romanians and the Belrusian YO ....................
You can message whatever QTs you want guys
>>52120139
fucking spam every day
>>52120139
You could link some sound to go with it твн. Still didn't read it.
>>52120220
0:30
http://youtu.be/_Yhyp-_hX2s
>>52113357
>african asking for money
Ohh i thought it was only me. Fucking Africans even asked money from cockroach like me. Btw havent been in that site for almost 6 months. Did Turkish population get any less?
>>52120678
It's the Nigerian Prince!
>got new message
>afraid to open it
>>52120739
Is Thailand that much of a shithole that they even prefer to migrate to Russia?
>>52120800
What's wrong with trying to get a rich Russian?
Told my mum about the preg vz qt
Looks like I'm going to try to live together with her and then we see how it goes. Feels uncertain man.
>>52120800
I'm also migrating to Russia, so what exactly is your point?
>>52120974
Living together... in Venezuela?
>>52121026
In sweden
>>52120982
His point is that you are migrating to a literal shithole
>>52121203
Coming from someone who lives in Turkey?
top kek
>>52121236
It's not memes lad... Russia is not a good country to live in, it's a huge downgrade from the UK
>>52121037
That's the best for her and the kid. The situation is bad in Venezuela anyway. You're a country known for all the ease of integration, so she'll get courses and stuff, which will be great. You'll avoid any alimony if you live together, which is great for you. As long as she socializes, for example in the courses of Swedish, she shouldn't be alienated,
Try to make it work. Good luck. I think it's the best solution. If it takes a long time to set in place, there's no restrictions to fly while pregnant with air france.
>>52121236
Well turkey actually isn't nearly as bad to live in. The only good thing about living in Russia is russian qts, but even those want to leave Russia themselves anyway so you're better of just importing one
>>52121378
Based air france, best airline I flew with
>>52120974
Please tell me it's at least your kid.
>>52121532
Yes it's mine, I'm not a kek, if it wasn't I wouldn't give half a shit about it
Damn fertile latinas
>>52121334
It is memes man. Most people's opinion on this matter comes from their anus. I have not been able to find any kind of job in the entire EU since more than half a year. So, Fuck this shit then, I'm out.
I've already got job options in Russia, related to mathematics, and with decent salary, I just literally need to apply for a work visa.
>>52121387
Muslim, middle eastern shitholes, not bad to live in? I'd rather live in Thailand than Turkey.
>>52121586
Kek or race mixer... Not that big of a difference.
>>52119828
chinese are disgusting 2bh familie
>>52121628
Kid will be white enough.
>>52121612
>Muslim, middle eastern shitholes, not bad to live in? I'd rather live in Thailand than Turkey.
kek:DD Most parts of Turkey have less durkas than London or Paris. There even some sites where there British neighborhood is majority.
>>52122359
There might be isolated examples where there are expats are majority in your country, but in general, it's still a muslim shithole, and no amount of denial will change that. Also, I understand that Kurds are the real cancer in Turkey, but they will, at this rate, probably end up outnumbering everyone else there lol.
The german girl I'm wooing is a Russian rape baby.
Wat do?
>>52122474
Most parts of Istanbul literally have less women wearing hijabs than in London and I've been to both
Have fun with your 500 ruble salary in that slav shithole though
>>52122572
t. Ahmet
>>52122474
>There might be isolated examples
Take this isolated example to ur anus, brit shit:DDD
>>52122572
Never saw any veil where I lived in London. It really depends on the areas.
>>52122474
>>52122762
>get BTFO
>I w-will call him Ahmet, t-that will show him
>>52122851
>>52122893
NOTAFIGHTERTUGAL
>>52122851
right, because Turkey totally keeps statistics about its own people going to Syria. Fuck, during all this time, Turkey hasn't even managed to close its border with Syria yet. Literally anyone can walk through Turkey-Syria as they please. Not to also mention out the Turkish Army helping out ISIS against the Kurds in Syria.
>>52122896
Why would a non sandnigger go to Turkey again? Oh right, that's right, absolutely no reason at all. Fuck off from here you muslim shit.
>major of rotterdam: Ahmed Aboutaleb
>>52122474
This desu
I'd rather not live in Thailand or Turkey.
Some places are better enjoyed as a tourist, while you experience the good parts only.
>>52123185
This 2bh
I have no Culture Pals, my Palestinian Habibi stopped talking to me when she moved to Germany and is probably getting railed and scatted on by some Nazi Chad right now.
Whatever happened to Rachel? I had her on Skype but removed her when I found out she was an underage ban. I haven't visited these threads in a couple of years.
So, this girl I'm getting close with said she had a dream about me and we kissed in it.
But she said it was a bad kiss because it was really wet.
What she doesn't realize is that I've never actually kissed a girl before so I probably would be a shitty kisser. Not it's making me self conscious.
How do I into kissing? How do I make out with a girl?
>>52124059
It's terribly easy man, you'll get the hang of it pretty fast. It will come intuitively.
>>52124059
just b urself m8
it isnt rocket science. kiss for exemple the upper lip without eating her mouth, just do it slowly and then move on the other lip. it also depends on how she will kiss you as well, you just have to adapt. and dont use your tongue at first. keep it for when its gonna be more heated up.
>>52124059
if you want to practice kissing-but have no one to practice it with yet- try practicing it with the back of your hand.
>>52124852
Literally what?
>>52124875
just do it, thank me later.
>>52124852
>>52124969
lmfao
>>52125325
Listen to him, he's part of the strongest race on earth
>>52125369
I just imagine that anime gif that gets posted sometimes of some girl folding her elbow and making out with it. I envision the brown monkey doing something similar. I'm going to ask Pinoy girl to teach me to kiss. I want to feel a kiss from the strongest race on the planet.
>>52125369
>him
>he's
>>52121679
No they are qt
>>52125447
>tfw no Pinay gf
>>52126569
How do I get Chinese qt please
>>52121037
So you're getting married?
>>52126964
If things work out.
>>52127731
How do you mean? She can't come live with you if you guys aren't married, right?
>tfw I find 7.5+/10 girls too intimidating to talk to
>>52127758
Marrying so hastily is not a good idea at all
>>52127824
I agree, but getting her preggo wasn't either m80.
>>52127948
I agree, accidents man wtf I pulled out but she's a latina
>>52122550
>>52122601
make a french rape baby with her, obviously.
>>52128019
Ran out and because of the useless economy in vz they're hard to get/expensive as fuck
>>52127974
te jodiste
also
is not yours
>>52128058
it pretty much is m8
Guess this qtie's nationality
>>52128045
I'm kind off in a predicament myself, because my qt says she hates condoms, but there is no way in hell I'm going in raw. So I'm kind of cockblocking myself, but safety comes first imo.
>>52128135
condoms do suck, I hate them myself, it feels so much better without
>>52128132
qtstani
>>52128088
lmao
>>52127974
>pulling out
do they even have sex ed in sweden
>>52128132
Algerian
>>52128132
tunisia?
>>52128212
it reduces the chance, worked before
>>52128178
>>52128242
>>52128251
It's actually a pali qtie
>>52128251
>it reduces the chance to irrevocably change my entire life
>worth it for a few seconds of gratification
>>52128381
Easy to be wise after the fact EHHHHH
>>52128408
I kinda agree with >>52128381 but at the same time that is probably why I am going to die alone while you are going to have a nice family with a qt. Good luck bro. I hope things turn out for you.
Thai qt is going to the clubs tonight reminded her to find a guy with a big dick to fuck. Feels good man.
>>52128628
She's not so bad. Just now she was "memeing" me with our baby. Jesus.
>>52128212
Pulling out is actually a really effective method of safe sex if done correctly.
Its success rates are like 3/100 or something if done correctly.
>>52128689
End your life my man
>>52128731
T-this is bait r-right?
>>52128899
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method
No.
>>52128689
how do you even do that? You start asking people how big their dick is? Do you take their word for it?
>>52129089
But then.... Dat legendary latina fertility mane.
>>52128899
>>52129089
Also notice that
>Each year, 2 out of 100 women whose partners use condoms will become pregnant if they always use condoms correctly.
>Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 4 will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly.
>>52129089
>What are STDs?
>What is pre-cum?
>>52129169
you're one of the 4/100, you should buy a lottery ticked with that luck.
>>52129244
>What are STDs?
Well you shouldn't be fucking an infected girl in the first place.
>What is pre-cum?
pre-cum has too low a level of sperm to impregnate a women except in very rare cases like Swede anon here.
Oh yeah shit I forgot about Sven's predicament. How you holding up buddy?
>>52129217
So what you're saying is that even when you apply your method perfectly (which is nearly impossible by your own source's admittance) then using a condom is still TWICE as safe, just at preventing pregnancy alone, let alone preventing STDs.
>>52129323
>Well you shouldn't be fucking an infected girl in the first place.
What a load of crap. How the fuck would you even know? And don't give me that "only sluts get STD's" bs, my sister slept with two guys in her entire life and she got herpes from the first one. Plus, if I had ever used her toothbrush by mistake I would have contracted herpes as well.
>pre-cum has too low a level of sperm to impregnate a women except in very rare cases like Swede anon here.
Jesus fucking Christ. It's like you guys slept all throughout sex-ed.
The only reason people like you exist is because of evolution favoring people who are careless about safe sex.
>>52128713
hahahaha what the fuck have you done
>>52129419
It's not so bad.
>>52127974
>I pulled out
hmm
you sure it's your m8?
you should get a paternity test senpai.
>>52129113
She will dance with them and I guess she will feel it. She normally finds them I don't ask how.
>>52129591
>The only reason people like you exist is because of evolution favoring people who are careless about safe sex.
it's sad, no?
GATTACA soon brother.
>>52130202
Good lad. Must admit I'm kind of jelly, I love me Latinas
>qt writing to me on whatsapp.
>stops typing mid sentence and suddenly goes offline
>doesn't reply to me anymore
Im worried.
>>52128135
She doesn't want to go on birth control either?
What a dumb bitch? Or is she from a third world shithole and obviously trying to get a baby to emigrate to Lelgium?
>>52130590
can you trust a girl to be using birth control even if she claims to be on it?
>>52130574
I do that while I'm in class or some shit. The fact that you're timing is worst.
>>52130687
If you're meeting a girl you can't even trust you have issues. If anything, just stalk her the first day to see if she's swallowing a pill and check if that's the real deal.
>>52130590
Nah she's on birth control. She's also not a visum-digger and she made it very clear she doesn't want a baby. I completely trust her when it comes to that. I am worried about catching something desu though.
>>52130796
lol.
hell it isn't even an issue of intentions; what if she just forgets?
Not worth the risk to put any faith in a girl's use of birth control, honestly.
>>52130954
Ask her to do a STD test before coming, and tell her you'll do the same, even if you're 100% sure you don't have anything, it's a sign of good faith and well, it's still good to know.
>You forget me :(
lmao i talked with that bitch only once
>>52131267
Is she asian?
>>52130701
False alarm. Thank God
>>52131294
She's spanish
Some of you spergs trolling me?
Has Science gone too far?
/redqueen7
Dutch bro, how is it going with the spanish girl?
>>52133210
She is fake as fuck. Asked for her skype.
Suddenly never comes online. Wasted time..
>write an actual profile
>actually get views
who would have thought
>>52133337
Wouldn't they have to view your profile in the first place to realise your lack of one?
Your profile gets put on the front of their homepage/search engine or whatever after you update.
>>52131525
Gib profile
Chick that friendzoned me sent me a friend request on interpals.
man, she really wants to drive this point through.
>Swedish girl with husband refers to me as her soulmate.
SWEDEN YES
>>52133614
lol.
for more meme value, are you black?
>>52133659
Actually I am, which is 10x more hilarious.
>>52133467
really?
interesting.
>>52133705
amazing, absolutely amazing.
hope you end up keking her husband, lol.
>>52128713
How old are you? And how did your mom react when she found out?
>>52133705
ASk her if he has a cucкshed
>>52133924
Her first reaction was that it was too early to know, so then I said there was a test, so her second reaction was that maybe she was already pregnant
>tfw embarrassed by yesterday
N-never mind me.
>>52134023
what did you do senpai?
just remember that no one will remember senpai. it's ok
>>52133614
>swedish girl says she can't stop drooling over me and "needs more"
>tfw I'm not even white
Seriously Sweden what the fuck. I didn't wanna kek you guys even more so I stopped responding to her.
>>52133974
Sounds like mom doesn't approve of your mestizo love-making ways.
>>52134023
Did I miss something? I guarantee you it won't be half as embarrassing as some of the shit I've done, so spit it out.
>>52134237
This would be top banter though to be fair
>>52134062
>>52134254
W-well if I'm the only one embarrassed by my own behaviour then I guess it's okay.
>>52134254
It's the beta Finn girl. She was sad because tfw no bf.
>tfw sharif don't like it
>>52134436
T-that wasn't really the case, s-stupid.
Crying out for attention, sad
>>52134393
We talked about this. Try as hard as you can to hold the guilty feelings back, they're useless and totally unwarranted.
>>52133705
Got any bunda or boobie pics of her?
>>52134501
Stop being so autistic and either spill or split
>1 view today
>>52134581
I didn't log in for over a week and still had 6 views today. How do you guys do that? No pic?
>>52134124
Are you at least half white??
somebody hug me plz
the one qt I really liked in this fucking website hasn't logged on in 10 days, we were having a nice conversation and everything, but now she's just not fucking logging on. I wanted to talk a bit more before asking for her whatsapp/kakao/skype/whaeva, but now I'm afraid she doesn't like me and I might be getting oneitis
Tried to cure it by talking to another qt, we were having an alright convo but then she stopped answering me and now I'm not sure whether I should message her again
fuck, m8s
what the fuck is the problem with these grills? I already have to do all the fucking effort and they still fuck up like that
>>52134436
Aah k.
>>52134501
Why didn't you create a Skype and mailed me your name like I asked you to. I wanted to talk to you because you seemed genuinely lonely, but now I'm beginning to suspect you're just attentionwhoring.
>>52134735
well I'm brazilian so I NEVER get any views or messages. I have to do all the chasing.
I thought anglos would be swimming in views and qts desu
>>52134789
>did it take you that long to come up to that ?
Finn girl, God bless you
>>52134789
She is attention whoring, anyone who have spoken to her for like 5 mins can figure that out.
>>52134827
only by asians, not EU qts, sigh sigh sigh
>>52134789
Because I wouldn't have much use for skype and I'd probably forget to use it pretty quick. Why couldn't you message me on IP?
>>52134846
W-what?
>>52134902
seems like EU qts only care about korean guys
seriously, when did South Korea get so popular? Is it all the KPOP and Dorama shit? I didn;t realize it was THAT popular among girls
>>52134873
We haven't even talked, so how could you know that senpai?
>>52134750
Spic.
>tfw aussie qt of slav descent
Thx for your wimminz nigel
>>52134987
Well desu, most Korean girls care about western guys, so it's an eye for an eye.
>>52122851
>be turk
>be blocked by 80% of interpals's qts
>>52134873
I only saw her that one time and I wasn't really paying attention. She mentioned something about having no friends and never leaving her house so I felt bad for her.
>>52134986
Mail me your IP then.
[email protected]
>>52134124
at least tell me how to find her
I need some desperate grills right now
>>52135130
>nigel
you mean bruce or barry,
>of slav descent
So pretty much a subhuman?
Take all of them please, take them to America with you.
>>52134735
I have a pic, objectively 6-7/10 face I guess.
I got like 80 views my first day but then it's just fizzled into basically nothing.
>>52135166
You don't know my IP account?
>>52135163
When I made my profile, the first thing I did was blocking Turkey, then I filled up the profile part.
Maybe I should have given them a chance...
what the fug do you guys say to get a conversation started? what do you talk about? these girls are all autistic as fuck, they can't answer correctly, they sometimes write as if they're excited and happy and then they stop messaging you and shit, they don't even give me time to show me who I am
I'm mad
>>52135352
>ISHYGDDT
>>52135350
Nah. I just shitpost here from time to time. I don't follow all the /cp/ drama closely.
>>52135245
She found me. She was ugly too like a 5/10 so I'm not sure If you really want desperate grills.
>>52135284
Gladly. She is a mega qt :3
Imagine this. Your qt wins a medal in highschool for physics/maths and after she takes the medal home she puts it on and gets naked for you :^)
>>52135521
Just like in my waifu simulators :DDD
>>52135284
>be from former prison colony
>have the audacity to call others subhuman
TOP KEK
>>52135521
>high school
>qt
Meh
>>52135521
Those pathetic """"""""""""""""tits""""""""""""""""""
>>52135516
if she's really a 5/10 then nah
just a little question, do you guys message qts who are only seeking for "Friendship" (instead of messaging qts who are also looking for "Relationship" or "Romance/Flirting")? Are these qts even open for something more? Yes I spill spaghetti and everything
>>52135521
I'm assuming you're the guy with the Russian QT who cried about getting braces or something, right?
>wrote with 9/10 spanish qt for 3 weeks
>wanted to ask for nudes this week
>yesterday she told me that she goes to church every sunday
Fuck my life
>>52134986
This. I never even use skype
>>52135521
Imagine this. Your qt gives you a math problem and tells you that if you get the write answer you'll get a blowjob.
problem-solving + blowjobs = best orgasm
>>52135500
dorama*
everyone in this shit is learning korean, apparently
>>52135764
Welcome to Interpals
>>52135675
Just message all of them. The ones I got nudes from never had "romance" or relationship on their profile.
Post profile If you want help.
>>52135687
>braces
>Bad
Fuck I wish my qt had braces, that's qt as fuck.
>>52135721
That doesn't mean shit, ask anyways.
>>52135721
>Talking to black American Christian qt
>Also a SJW
>Still gets her to send me tits on command whenever I want to fap
Don't give up.
>>52135675
this chick that is literally obsessed with me didn't have relationship or romance set.
those kind of girls are probably just attention whores anyhow.
>>52135721
>I'm just trying to see what the good lord created girl
>>52135764
All I could find was doramanu1440 which doesn't seem right.
>>52135636
>be former prison colony
>become one of the best countries in the world
Just anglo things desu lad.
Even the criminals are superior.
>>52136022
>>52136040
>>52136118
Alright thanks, I think I got nothing to lose
>>52135378
usually in this order:
general "what's up?"
if they have brothers siters
general family info
if they are single - this is the crucial first forking point
if not, what are they looking for in a man
what her interests are
if shit is going well I usually ask for or get a phone number by now.
seems to work most of the times; but I'm not a mega chad so there may be better methods.
>Have nun fetish
>Turkish girls with hijabs message me talking about how cute I am and how much they want to meet me.
Close enough...
>>52136174
True 2bh. Aussies are bretty cool, like it that you guys can take some banter.
>>52136397
Hub of porn /view_video.php?viewkey=81639937
Thank me later brah.
>qt admits she has a crush on you
>>52135350
Ok, I guess not then. I don't really understand why you're crying about being lonely on /cp/ then, but oh well. Whatever makes you happy.
>tfw grill said my handwriting is cute
>>52136567
I'll thank you now!
>>52136496
I knew an Aussie with German descent whose grandfather fled to Australia after he robbed a bank in Germany. It makes for a great conversation starter.
>>52136174
I wish all Australians were like Steve Irwin.
Dead.
>>52136859
>Doesn't know that Steve Irwin is actually alive and wrestles Alligators in Florida for tips under the name of "Esteban, the Gator Wrangler".
>>52136859
sick burn m8
>>52136496
U avin a fukin giggle m8?
>tfw qt keeps saying she misses me
>tfw qt keeps saying she wishes I was there
>tfw qt talks about having sex with me
I can't handle these feels anymore famalam.
>>52137056
nice bro
>>52137056
>You can't travel to Europe to gangbang all your QT's because it's so expensive.
Fuck, I just want to eat some Euro butthole.
>>52136636
Sorry, I don't think I should talk to anyone from /cp/ threads after all. I'm just bothering them and they accuse me of attention whoring.
Also, I think I'm going to delete my IP account as the only people I talk on there are anons from here.
Do you guys actively message girls or do you just wait for them to message first?
The first worlders, of course.
>>52137119
not really.
it's killing me inside knowing I have to wait till June to see her.
I don't even know how this fucking happened. We talked and then out of nowhere she started getting all weird and flirty.
>>52137130
fuck, I know senpai. I want to stick it in this girl's pooper.
>>52137135
Why are you getting so upset over anonymous messages over the internet? Just do what everyone else does and ignore them.
Also I messaged you and you ignored it, I was genuinely interested in being best buds, fuck you, baby boy.
>>52137159
Never send the first message, ever
>>52137159
I just bot view profiles and I usually get a message every ~800 bot views.
>>52137159
Actively message, waiting for someone worthwhile to show up is beta as fuck. You gotta go hunt and catch all the qts
>>52137305
Are you sure you messaged the right person? If I knew you were someone from here I would have responded just as I have to others too.
>>52137159
I used to message girls but I rarely get replies even when I think of some original messages.
I just script/bot views and wait for girls to message me.
Usually get 3-4 every 5 hours. My best was 10 in one day.
>>52136040
>black
>Christian
>sjw
What
>>52137135
Look. I'm not a bad guy. I'm sorry about implying you're an attentionwhore. If you are really who you say you are, I would love to be your friend and chat with you. You wouldn't be bothering me.
If you want to chat give me your IP. If you don't then that's fine too.
>>52137410
What's your profile?
>>52137410
Yep, I'm pretty sure.
I was the darkie from Graham.
>>52137503
Marc Dutroux aub
>>52137135
The first phrase is pretty much what you replied when I messaged you...
>>52137527
>>52137503
if it's who I think it is
/helis0
???
I don' really know though senpai.
>>52137654
The thing about learning Mongolian is a give away surely
>>52137654
Meh, seems like she doesn't wanna talk so I'll just leave her be.
Riddle me this : Why the fuck is the girl with whom I have the most interesting conversations, about the most subjects, and with the best English, is fucking 16?
>>52138136
Because she is more of a human being and isn't tainted by the retardedness of modern grown women.
>>52138136
Probably because you are underage or a pedo
>>52138136
Not corrupted by freedom yet
>>52138136
You act like it's a problem.
Pull a Jared and crush that pussy.
>>52138136
Is she from Russia?
>Polish girl teases me
>Gets mad when I tease her back.
>>52138421
sounds like a keep senpai.
>>52138421
Prolly either teasing you back, sad that she can't be with you physically or you she wasn't teasing you and you read her wrong.
>>52138312
It's not. When we'll meet she will be 18 anyway so it's not like it matters.
I'm just wondering. I do seem to get along better with girls under 20 though. I mean Estonia girl was 18..
>>52138421
>tfw your qt can handle the banter
>>52113621
>>52113645
Caserma Ederle spotted.
>>52138620
maybe because they are more innocent?
hell my latest gf is 18 and it's lasting much longer than my last gf who was more my age.
>>52138574
She stopped messaging me for an hour then she just messaged me back out of the blue.
Bitch is crazy.
Then I have an Hungarian girl who literally spams me "Please don't ignore me" messages if I don't reply in less than 10-15 mins.
>>52138749
Maybe it's because their souls haven't been crushed by college, true.
Seems like every girl in college I've ever talked to save for one is a degenerate.
>>52138857
crushed?
hmm, I was more thinking "liberated"
but ok.
http://www.interpals.net/jaenahahaha1981
This guy is the living proof that we can all make it
(Thai who upgraded to Italy, with marriage)
Thai qt told me she found a guy tonight looking forward to the videos and pictures tomorrow.
>>52140310
>english
>4 bars
Everytime
Although I wonder, how the fuck did that happen? If this guy can't speak English worth shit, and this girl apparently neither, how did they communicate? I guess she knows Thai..
>>52140352
What's up with you. Are you like an actual kek?
>>52140859
Well I wanted to try it so I could see why people like it. And I wasn't going to do it IRL so I thought this was a good way to try. It is one of my fetishes but when I think about it, it disgusts me. So I am hoping this will change my mind about it.
guys, is she right?
>>52141414
Whatever you're into my man. To each his own.
CS:GO isn't starting up anymore. Haven't played more than a week senpai.
>>52141458
Invite her to this thread. :3
>>52141475
I'm hoping this puts me off it for life. I don't want to be a kek but it is pretty hot.
>>52141785
Remember for later, you can only be sure of the mother.
>>52141785
Seriously, don't let 4chan memes decide your life. If you enjoy it and you're not hurting anyone with it then just do it. Fuck what other people might think.
Hi))))))))
>>52141965
yeah man fuck what other people think YOLO lmao
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=28165361
>those eyes
Explain
>>52142185
Some girls have large eyes, men too.
>>52142113
Ok, then don't. It's your life dude.
>>52142377
Thank you Mr Science Man
told my arab qt i think her religion is a slave cult and i'll never follow it, haha absolute madman!!!
>>52142394
wanna see you get banged by your dad desu
>>52142394
That wasn't me but lets be honest it is a bit weird I want to see someone I have feelings for and want to fuck get fucked
>>52143215
you're a bit of a c uck hey mate
