>"hehe...how do I get this grass to whistle anon? :)"
put the blade of grass between your lips*
like so*
and blow on it softly
>>52112799
Stop torturing us Australia
REEEEEEEEE
do the same you did with my dick last night
>>52112799
Idunno
AUTIIIISTSSSSSSSSS GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
THIS IS A NORMIE FORUM WE ALL EXPRIENCED THINGS LIKE VIDEO OP POSTED
>>52112799
Fucking normies man...
How do they do it? I'd literally kill a white person for that
>>52113883
White girls don't go for little gook dicks though, sorry anon :(
>>52113985
>says the Australian
Lmao family
>>52114012
>gook
> Lmao family
How can a white Australian be your family, Chang?
>>52116208
I may not know much about you or your country, but I do know these videos are making me feel things I don't want to feel anymore.
>>52116393
>>52116292
>>52116261
>>52116208
>>52112799
RIP in peaces my heart
>>52112799
Why did you do this
>>52116455
>"I love you, Pekka"
>>52116455
>>52116481
I TOLD YOU NOT TO COMBINE /balt/ AND /ausnz/ I TOLD YOU MAN, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!
>you will live with your parents without a gf, friends, a job, until they die and then in complete social isolation on your own until one day you die early of cardiovascular disease and have your putrid corpse discovered by a neighbour
enough
>>52116645
haha jokes on you I'm killing myself at 30
>>52116812
suffering gives it meaning
>>52116851
what, it?
>>52116868
the life you've lived
>>52116887
no such thing :^)
>>52116208
Disgusting Jew get some real taste in women.
>>52116082
>white
>Australian
ROFL this is too much familia
Fun fact: there are more white people per capita in canada than in the states.
>>52112799
>whip out dick
>"Blow this and I'll whistle for you"
>>52116812
Same here!
How you doing it?
>>52117586
Don't be so rude Indonesia!
That is not how you talk to qt!
>>52112799
It's pretty easy though, she must be retarded or something
>>52116812
your penis rot at 30?
>>52112799
I dunno...
show me where you piss from ya slut
>>52117678
euthanasia, cyanide...
I'll donate my remains to a hospital for organ harvesting, so that I wouldn't have been a complete waste
you guys are like a bunch of women who fawn over chad
>>52123767
and then alpha med students will cut into your cadaver and laugh at your small dick. Don't give them anything
>>52123848
women have no reason to be depressed, their life is on easy mode
>>52123848
the analogy is a wrong one
me on the left
>>52123896
at least they'll have a good time on the expense of my lifeless corpse, it will improve the day of the people who deserve to live more than I do
>>52123899
anyone living in moldova has a reason to be depressed
>>52123961
>deserve to live
you committed to crime you actually have no right to self-judge
>>52123913
literally the same thing
>>52123995
no*
>>52123995
your idea of me having no right to judge won't stop me neither to judge nor to off myself
>MFW 35
>MFW single
>MFW living with my mum
>MFW still on 4chan
>MFW slowly letting option of suicide/mass shooting go
>MFW occasionally fucking 5/10 a couple of times, then stop seeing her
>MFW winning a national short story contest with Easton Ellis/Houellebecq like short story
>MFW drunk on a party with a bunch of 20-year old literature/social science students qts, being awwwed upon due to my "art"
>>52124089
I know who you are...
>>52124089
>MFW living with my mum
don't you slovenians have some cheap houses in rural areas? i'm sure 3g internet is everywhere nowadays, so that's a pretty comfy option
>>52124079
fawning for chad is a chad with a name
fawning for whatever you think this thread is about is over an idea
normies are beyond this understanding
>>52124195
kill yourself
>>52124195
I'm not fawning over anything
I've given up
I'm broken
>>52124019
>>52124195
>>52124274
oops i linked wrong
>>52124147
>2 slovenian flags know each other
that's a given m8
>>52124304
probably sounded better in your head
haha i don't know :) you look cute trying though :P hey there's no one around, wana try blowing my lollipop :^)
>"Put it in your ass and fart"
>"Hahaha wow anon you're so funny, and smart, I love hanging out with you! :) "
>"Yeah whatever wanna marry me"
>"... wow this is so sudden... anon I didn't know you felt this way abou-"
>"Yes or no you vaginal jew"
>"Yes anon! I wanna marry you! ^^"
Then they lived happily ever autist
>>52124274
think of it this way, the past you does not deserve the present you
if you can separate yourself into 3 people how would they react to each other
>>52112799
>>52116208
>>52116261
>>52116292
well these videos ruined my day
>>52124473
faggot
>>52124509
on the other hand getting insulted on 4chan does nothing to me
>>52123943
why unmarried girl do that?
>>52125151
who knows
>>52116082
You have more population eprcentage black AND Mexican than Canada does Asian.
So I'll now refer to you exclusively as Jorge DeShaun.
>>52124473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYNznNBeDnQ
This song played in my mind while reading this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSh7_P1saM
Reminder that these qts don't drop from the heavens.
>>52112799
>girl tries to do this
>can't get it right
>put grass in between my thumbs
>Try on my fingers :)
>she puts her lips to my hands
>she pulls back immediately
>OMG DO YOU EVER WASH YOUR HANDS?!
>she gets on phone to get a ride back home
>while not talking you can see her wiping off her lips with her forearm as she's walking away
great timing faggots just in time i saw my ex today after 3 months..i still love her
>>52112799
>>52116594
That hand rub.
Women confirmed for Kikes.
>>52125504
try making contact with that one girl in your past that you passed up, if any
>>52125504
Ask her if you can watch
>>52112799
I don't know
>>52124089
Start studying literature then you dumb cunt.
>they still haven't sold they qt gfs to a BBC
why do you not want them be happy?
>>52126324
>getting a shotgun
How?
>>52112799
Why is she so cute bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDAKhHDHguM
>>52126405
>those fucking yoga pants
Hate that shit. Never stop.
>>52126459
>Hate that shit.
You shouldn't. It's basically a mark allowing you to recognize which women should be avoided.
Do you guys realize now why you HAVE TO embrace Islam? Islam takes care of all your so called "feels".
There is more of a purpose to life than promiscuity, lads.
>>52112799
wonky
>>52126390
it legal in most nations cant be hard to buy one in finland
>>52126459
s-shut up
>>52126518
The arabs never captured mainland Italy - save for the port city of Bari.
They also never conquered it to any Italian island other than Sicily.
Raids != Possession
>>52126733
It's called taqqiya you little bitch
now delet
>>52125293
finished that a couple of days ago, damn good anime
>>52116292
This one kills me every time
>only learned how to whistle with a blade of grass this summer
>28 years old
wew
>>52112799
Holy shit, nostalgia just hit me in the balls like a fucking train
>>52127945
this
>that kid who could make a loud trumbone noise that could be heard from the other side of the playground
>>52128206
>the kid who could make the loudest noise got all the pussy
Welp this thread ruined my day
Fuck, I miss my normie school days.
>tfw you never knew that feel because only the ugly bitches gave you attetion
>>52129052
> tfw when the "ugly" bitches turned into hotties after uni
>>52124193
houses are never cheap. and living in rural areas is suffering.
>>52129052
>tfw you never knew that feel because only the ugly bitches gave you attetion
fugg dont even know that feeling
2016 will be the year of content, r-right guys?
>>52116292
I want to punch her face so bad
>>52129350
Edgy
>This thread
Feeling pretty suicidal now, thanks a lot.
you'll all make it, bros.
>>52116446
That hair would be so frustrating to deal with during sex.
>>52129510
not sure i can take much more years of loneliness and virginity
welp at least i can always quit and shoot myself in the head
>>52129767
What is sex like?
>>52129767
> what are pony-tails/buns
Virgin, get laid please.
>>52116483
>>52116594
Good taste in cuties, potato-land.
>>52129861
It's just like amateur porn.
>>52129861
>>52129861
put penis in vagina pray to god you dont bust your load
bust your load
question life
>>52129911
my favourite and only porn i watch whats wrong with me?
>mfw i will never EVER know what it feels like when a girl is happy to see me
>>52129767
more like fucking amazing to deal with
>>52130050
Nothing. That's not an uncommon opinion.
>>52112799
is anyone going to tell me how to get the grass to whistle ?
>>52116483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
>>52116594
delet this
>>52130050
Nothing I do it too
I'll take a video in 360p of a girl truly enjoying getting fucked rather than a gaping pornstar asshole with fake moans in 1080p and plastic tits, anytime
>>52126324
did he died?
>>52126405
>Marry Me John
fucking plebs can't even get the title right, dropped
>>52112799
Oldfag here (28 years old)
Let me tell you, it gets worse. Steadily it gets worse
>>52130206
Top tier taste from France right here.
>>52129871
Mine is down to the small of my back and I braid it at night but I'm certain it could still be annoying whilst cuddling.
Is it weird that these make me happy? At the moment I'm single and lonely as it can get but one day I ll experience all this shit again and that is what keeps me going.
>>52130289
I'm 28 next year.
Go on.
>>52130206
>I'll take a video in 360p of a girl truly enjoying getting fucked rather than a gaping pornstar asshole with fake moans in 1080p and plastic tits, anytime
i love you france :) i agree completely.
>>52130162
i think so too.
>>52129861
it's like wet sand m8
>>52130450
wtf
full vid or context?
>>52112799
>hehehehehehehehehehee idk xD
i came here for the banter guys, not for the feels ;_;
>>52130361
but girls' hair feels so fucking good
where did it all go wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGM6N0qXeu4
>>52130551
"You were given the choice between banter and feels. You chose banter and you will have feels."
Where are you guys finding her pics?
>>52130551
>banter
Your country is so shitty it makes qt3.14's want to kill themselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWWkUzkfJ4M
The fact that Belgium exists means that god has one sick sense of humor
>>52112799
>>52116292
>>52116261
>>52116393
>>52116594
Sauce / source anyone?
Also the last one looks really like JLH.
>>52130450
Is that makeup or is that dude actually giving a thumbs up with half his face hanging off?
Why'd I have to be born ugly and socially awkward?
>>52131139
>usa being butthurt at belgium
The salt is real.
>>52130671
Yeah but when you're sleeping and not minding where you are it can get tugged quite a bit. I have to braid it so I don't accidentally pull it in my sleep.
I'd imagine it would also tickle somebody's face or stick if one is sweaty.
>>52116208
The best part of this clip is that it's an intentional parody of what everyone here's reacting to it as.
>>52131295
He's just an ooga-booga who still can't get over the congo thing, bruv
>>52131295
You wanted banter faggot. Face it, you people are so shit that it makes your qt's want to kill themselves
>>52131272
Go to Yerevan, fuck Armenian sluts
>>52131325
Her *real* voice was surprisingly deep and sort of off-putting was it not?
>>52131208
>>52130513
dont have the source but he dies later on
>>52130289
I'm not planning to live that long
>>52131407
Nah, not that.
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzTvljeIPPk
>>52131512
Yeah I mean her voice after the whole "footage act" where she went from high pitched voice which I presume is fake and her deep voice afterwards which i presume is real, which was off putting to me.
>>52126405
boring shittt
ok lets say you get a really cute gf.
now what? you have sex, some intimacy, maybe be delirious for a while, but your nature as a terminally depressed fuckwit will pull you back under and you will feel the same as now, maybe even more alone.
>>52131672
As always, the nose knows
>>52131672
Nah
Everyday is wonderful with a top shelf qt
>>52131672
>now what? you have sex, some intimacy, maybe be delirious for a while, but your nature as a terminally depressed fuckwit will pull you back under and you will feel the same as now, maybe even more alone.
You never know if you don't try it!
>>52131672
>tfw this is one of my greatest fears
>tfw the hope for accomplishment in life is all I'll have left
>>52131672
well, if I ever reach such a point, then at least I'll know
>>52131672
I'm not depressed because no gf, I'm no gf-ing because there is no good girls around me, all whores, unfeminine freaks, haircutters and other kinds of trash
you gotta respect yourself, your values and ideas instead of shitting all over it just to get laid
>>52132013
lol
typical ugly virgin
wow is this thread depressing
thank god for paroxetine
>>52132076
go fuck yourself degenerate cunt with no reason to live
>>52132013
>haircutters
What
>>52131672
Don't take away my only reason to live
Very cute, i wish there was white girls in my country.
>>52132182
Its the guy with a thing for super long hair
He'll probably start spamming now
>>52132205
What position is that called?
Looks "comfy".
>>52132182
that kind of human garbage that cut their hair because their moronic idol told them to and not only they dare to call themselves "women", but they also take pride in it
>>52125151
Do what?
Hug a person?
Are you autistic?
>>52132312
You've got problems, man.
>>52124089
>Houellebecq
>>52132526
I'm not interested in achieving status of a "normal" person in this degenerate society
>>52112799
I see her posted all the time
>>52132295
Lotus?
>>52131672
yea that was a big question that i had in my head. maybe that’s not gonna happen. no one knows.
>>52132013
>>52132312
>haircutters
>that whole second post
omfg this is the hardest ive ever laughed on 4chan
>>52129620
Isn't casual sex like a handshake equivalent in brazil?
