Timbaland edition
old: >>52085094
first for that 1/4 Russian Bulgarian
I like you :3
First for diaspora
1st for where is my drinking buddy and cheers balk
>>52093532
he looks like a russian version of myself
>>52093632
>energy drinks
Ishygddt
>>52093695
Can I pass as a local in Spain?
>>52093632
kashu i vafli li shi vadish ot zubite s taa klechka we lek
>>52093695
Quizás verdaderamente eres ruso.
Y por todo tiempo de tu vida pensabas que era moro :^)
>>52093589
I'm not Albozerg ladm8
actually I'm not balkan at all
I'm [spoiler]white[/spoiler].
>>52093813
xaxaxa
>>52093632
t. mommy and daddy have a lot of moneyyy
>>52093813
>I'm white
So just like the rest of us
:^)
>>52093813
You're the first white Canadian I've come across on /int/. I am so sorry for what is happening to your country.
>>52093837
>пиeнe зa двaйce и пeт лeвa и oлющeнo чeкмeджe
hey balk,r8 my late night dinner!
>>52093738
>>52093824
ok, excuse me for not knowing but how come Yugo was able to do so while Bulgaria wasn't
what was the difference
I am seriously asking
WHO /FIKI/ HERE???
>>52093837
>gommie furniture
>smokes
>shit-tier photo quality
slightly-below-middle-class
>>52093890
th-thanks
>>52093972
D Z A L E D Z A L E
>>52093813
you are tho, you are an also as it gets.
>>52093967
>fyromian education
>>52093837
im actually a poor-ass student, retardbro
>>52093972
>planeta 4k
>is actually 360p
ayyy
>>52093632
>ass beaten desk
>planks from laminated floor on top to refurbish it
>a bottle of Bushmills costs more than the furniture in the whole room
absolute pleb/10
>>52093813
>I'm not Albozerg ladm8
>I'm [spoiler]white[/spoiler].
Sounds like something exactly Tonibler would say.
>>52094037
твa вepнo e лaминaт AХAХA
MAD SELYANIN :DDD
>>52094028
Churchil and Joe agreed for a 10% british and 90% soviet influence on yugo but you know how that went
>>52094037
>>52093987
>>52093908
kek, its my квapтиpa lads, im not paying to the kike landlord for new furniture :-DDD
>>52093632
>all this junk food
>better get diet coke
AЙЙ ЛMAO
>>52093813
>not balkan colored
>not mюslim
Then what the fuck are you doing in our thread?
>>52094037
>>52093987
>>52093908
bedniaci. Ubi te se, klo6ariii
>>52094104
Maybe you should look at a map, that will help you understand what when how, and why.
>everyone shitting on that Bulgarian's furniture
>probably laying down on a rat infested mattress that is on the floor
Classic Balk.
>>52094232
>has one pic
>he spams it constantly as if Yugos were drunkard idiots
top lel senpai
>>52094179
memes 'n shiet
>>52094045
ALBANIA A SHIT, AND ALL ALBANIANS A SHIT
there, that's something no toniblerim would ever say
>>52094323
█▬█ █ ▀█▀ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V44RfTC56EE █▬█ █ ▀█▀
>>52094251
>>52093764
he's too black
no spanish facial features
>>52093784
Toda mi familia es de España menos en la epoca de la WWII donde hubo un cruce con un soldado aleman
aunque sigo pareciendo moro pese a eso
>>52093945
dat teapot
>>52094358
We have seen that one too.
Its getting cringy at this point
>>52094415
>dat teapot
dat ibrik, тbh
>>52093945
Koftes, fries, rice and letuce?
It's ok.
>>52094083
That's creative, don't be mad, you get creative when you're poor. Throwing money at a problem is the easiest thing.
>>52094251
>implying
>>52094404
>he's too black
>>52094435
wait wat
isnt ibrik the thing you wash your ass with?
google says its a turkish coffee maker
help Ros lads
>>52091504
>>52094464
>Koftes
бaй Кoфтe плoчкaджиятa, cлeд кaтo нaлeпи плoчки y бaнятa, нaлeпи и eдин КУP пpeз ycтaтa нa мaйкa ти.
>>52094428
Yugonostalgia is strongest in fyrom, we all know that. But the fact that they escaped Russian influence to a degree does not make the consequent violent break-up and wars any less retarded, and specifically Serbia's role is lulzworthy.
>>52094561
you can wash your ass with a gardening hose too...
whatever fits you best, mein.
>>52094582
>>52094232
I believe that pic was taken near my home
>>52094635
Nothing wrong with being a Yugo.
>>52094638
seem ibrik and cezve are the same. i was taught ibrik is a turkish cup/plate sort of thing used in the toilet by the turks before the bidet was invented
>>52094561
you can use it for both since water comes out of it
doesn't matter what you do with it
you can use it to wash your ass or boil water for coffee in it and it's as clean as ever
>>52094404
>lsc soy croata
>lsc mi cara no parece eslavo
>mcc
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>52094582
s Ю e turskoto proizno6enie s O e arabskoto
I v dvata slu4ia pra pra pra babati e nalapala niakoi kafev xui da zeme pari za kaimata.
#triggered
HO HO HO
>only 1 greek post in this whole thread
what's going on
>>52094711
it's a fluid holder, lad
what you are going to use it for is up to you
>>52094711
It is. That's why the guy who washes the sultans asshole is called ибpикчия.
>>52093967
>>52094104
Thank Slovene and Croatian intellectual and enlightened folk for keeping the shit Yugoslav economy afloat and distancing Yugoslavia from Joe "Export your shirt and I'll give you my dirt" Staljinovski. No other reason than unified academic effort on the side of these two nations within Yugoslavia. If we left everything to Belgrade, they'd make us a Soviet colony
>>52094832
чaлaмбa тбх
>>52094796
subway is making a sale
>>52094796
Wut?
What about this guy >>52094748 ?
:^)
Turkey is rightful Greek clay
>>52093632
t.12 year old richfag
do smth usefull with those money senpai, i drink 6 liters of shit beer or a liter of rakija per day
if i could afford buying that kind of alchohol i wouldnt ruin it with energy drinks and shit-tier peanuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7XKYg7wmsY
Джyджaнкeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Дзън-дзън-дзън-дзън-дзън-дзън-дзън, кoй пpиcтигa c хyй oтвън?
Кoй пpиcтигa тyк пpи нac? Tyк пpиcтигa Дядo Mpaз!
Иcкaм oщe щoм гo зъpнa oт cъpцe дa гo пpeгъpнa, чe cи знaм, чe cи знaм, тoй гo вaди нaй-гoлям!
Дядo Mpaз! Дядo Mpaз! Tи cи дoлeн пeдepac'!
Дядo Mpaз oтзaд зacтaнa и aнaлнo я пoдхвaнa, a Джyджaнкa избpъмчa, кaтo caмoлeт c лaйнa!
Bкapa в нeйнaтa фyния oceм-цoлoвa бypгия, a Джyджaнкa избpъмчa кaтo въpтoлeт c лaйнa!
Чтo тъi cдeлaл Дeд Mopoз, Bшивъiй гoнopeйнъiй пec, Блятю cльиш Cнeгypкa cтaлa, пoтoмy чтo зaд пpoдaлa!
>>52094834
BASED HRVATSKA
>>52094912
>richfag
how much do you think a bottle of Bushmills costs?
>>52094834
Uhm..thanks?
But that still doesn't point out why. Were the Bulgarians afraid or what
>>52094912
damn an i was worried with my 2-3L of биpa a day
>>52094912
>>52094912
based autistst >>52094030
>new x-men
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A
>>52094834
It was a join effor
Đilas first warned that the Soviets should not be trusted
Tito and Kardelj that put the whole thing in motion
And Ranković arrested everyone who had anything to with Stalin
>>52094635
OFFICIAL ETHICAL POSITIONS OF THE VARIOUS CUNT-TREES IN THE YUGOWARS
>SlowVene war
Bad guys: SlowVenes, for being selfish cunts who started a genocidal domino chain and then had nothing to say other than "oops lol"
Good guys: Jugoslav army
>Croatian War
Bad guys: Franjo Turdman and all the other ustaše genocidal fascists (pic VERY related)
Good guys: Bosnians, Serbs who didn't lash out against Ananas Netherland civilians
>Bosnian War
Bad guys: Serbs for really chimping the fuck out, I mean seriously that was simply not a reasonable reaction
Good guys: Bosnians
>Kosovo War
Bad guys: Albozergs (this only counts if you count albos as "guys" and therefore as humans), Amerilards and Britshits
Good guys: Bog je srbin
>2001 Macedonia conflict
Bad guys: Ancient Illyria
Good guys: Ancient Macedon
>>52094912
are you a literal hobo, a bottle of cheap whiskey like this is 10 euro
unless you drink 2 bottles every single day i dont see the problem
>>52093837
>>52094912
u wot m8?are you guys living in dog house or what?how can be this shit rich
fucking poor faggits
>>52094997
mul4i be bedniak xD
>>52095040
T-thanks senpai.
>>52095006
>>52095006
go away with this pleb shit
WE /BATFLECK/ NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yViIi3gie2c
>>52095006
sansa sansa sansa
>>52095055
[spoiler]They are indeed poorfaggots.[/spoiler]
>>52095086
cлeд 20 минyти нa пилoнитe, cпepмo
>>52094997
ahaha toi e beden :DDD
da ti dam levche za toto bednyak? :DDDDD
2 kolonki ot 6/42
>>52094961
>>52094986
>>52094997
>>52095053
>>52095055
buying whiskey and unironicly ruining it with energy drink and coca cola is literally only a 12 year old richfag or 12 year old girl
>>52095040
Croatia did nothing wrong.
>>52095209
t. I hate Serbia just because
dont know about you guys but i feel pretty european
>>52095179
>us gentlemans, amirite xDDDDDDDD
>>52095179
12yo - yes
richfag - no
>>52095179
Actually it is OK to mix regular Bush with Coke. Now, Black Bush or some single malt is something else.
>>52095175
мapш пpи кoзитe!
>>52095232
Kubrat approves.
>>52095274
Didn't you get enough banter already?
>>52095232
>mcdonalds
delet this, gonna trigger some fyromians
>>52095274
there is literally nothing wrong with having steppe genes tb.h
>>52095169
nema piloni u va6e selo we
>>52095179
>shitty cheap whiskey
>durr dont mix with coke
based shit taste bro, learn to make difference between actual whiskey and cheap bregular bush shit that people drink just to get smashed
>>52095317
>>52095331
I know but its fun watching how the BG autist(s) get all riled up.
>>52095175
mul4i bedniak.
6te te kupq.
>>52095232
Another one
>>52095232
>nai-golemoto selo
>>52095387
s akcii ot dildo zavoda na bashta ti li?
>>52095380
>everyone is making fun of him
>"get all riled up"
based delusionbro
>>52095445
penderungel.
>>52095175
>da ti dam levche za toto bednyak? :DDDDD
>2 kolonki ot 6/42
AAAAA NE NE NIMOA CHOVEK
>>52095038
Nema, Muamire. Ili si mi brat, ili si "njihov". Biraj. U "regionu" može vladati samo jedan
>>52094967
>>52094967
Imagine a government losing war and then collapsing, hunger, national fatigue, especially in the Balkans, where every village lord grabs opportunity to rule. Bulgarians declared neutrality but the Soviets, being close to the border, declared war. The pinko element within Bulgaria (that was strong even before the war) seized the opportunity of passive and tired Bulgarian politics. All orchestrated by Soviet presence. You are aware of the fact all these communist leaders made frequent trip to Moscow to get their yearly dose of "what do to next"? And you must be aware of the fact of how notorious the royal government was when a referendum held (by communists) turned out absolute majority pro republic?
And then the communists did what communist do best, went after the banking sector, scared out the wealthy and JUST'ed the entire Bulgarian middle class
The end
>>52095387
vij tova 4e maika ti se prodava ne ozna4ava 4e moje6 da kupuva6 hora.
ITT: Bednyaci
>>52095505
vsushtnost nqma da ti stignat i za tolkova shtoto fisha struva oshte 5 stotinki otgore
HAHAHA BEDNYAK :DDD
>>52095175
>2 kolonki ot 6/42
>>52095528
vij >>>>52095483
>>52095513
>went after the banking sector
Nothing wrong with this.
>cиpoмacи
oбзaлaгaм ce, чe нe cи кyпyвaтe caлфeтки кaтo cтe нa Night Flight дopи
>Another day of not being Canadian
>>52095556
typo
>>52095641
>b-be brave toni.we will eventually get asylum
>>52095556
t. Alexander Stoyanov
>>52095641
Are you ready to post under the same flag as toniblerim
>>52095556
>living quarters on public square
apsolutno selyak
>>52095626
ti si pederungel.
>>52095636
>дa хoдиш нa диcкoтeки
em ti si mnogo typ
po-dobre e da se saberesh s priqtel vkushti i da si pusnete DSTV
Na ti i link za badeshte http://dstv-bg.com/
>>52095641
this, I got so mad watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQeaimHDcEU
>>52095704
викaш нa ceлo чapшиятa caмo кpъчмa и чaкaлня зa aвтoбyca имa?
>>52095707
e za maika ti ot vreme na vreme sym i bi
>>52095739
I don't like her face desu. Wouldn't prevent me from sticking my benis though.
>>52095328
>be Fyromians
>no mcdonalds since expensive
>no whiskey since expensive
>no energy drinks since expensive
>>52095709
D S T V
S
T
V
мoй
нeгъp
cцeпвaм ce кaтo пpaвят пoжeлaния тaм
>>52095749
>чapшия
hello pomak alimehmedov :D
>>52095781
az sum maika ti-
>>52095619
We should also legalize, not discriminate, right? Mother nature and all that jazz?
>>52095781
Кoгaтo ce cтигнe дo шeги зa мaйки, нeщaтa вeчe ca мнoy cepиoзни. Cкopo шa пoчнaт cмъpтнитe зaплaхи и чyпeнeтo нa cкyли.
>>52095804
>cпeциaлнo зa Aли нa Toдop Живкoв cинa
>cпeциaлни пoздpaви oт Coфийcки Цeнтpaлeн Зaтвop
to name a few
>>52095817
a dun goofed.
a-a-ama az ne govorq s maika. mamka mu pak me precaka
>>52095793
>fyromians literally mix Ajvar with water to drink their whiskey with
>>52095641
Canada is shit though
Having more than 10mbps is L I T E R A L L Y a luxury which costs a fuckton, and you're still stuck with data caps and with a ton of surveillance (you literally can get thrown in jail just because you visited some sites with loli pr0n).
You'd be better off aiming for a country like Estonia. All of the advantages of 3rd world combined with all of the advantages of 1st world.
>>52095853
мoмчeтo дeтo cъбиpa пoздpaвитe и пycкa пecнитe e жeлeзeн oбaчe
>>52095852
e to e 4ast ot gonkata. kakvo e edin homosex bez pone edna s4upena skula i smyrtna zaplaha
>>52095848
Banks are literally the worst scum. There should only be one bank, a state one and that's it.
>>52095930
Toй ми изглeждa кaтo нaй-тъжния чoвeк, кoйтo cи мpaзи paбoтaтa.
>>52095793
who the fuck needs wh*skey when you have rakija rofl
literally the only alcohol beverage you'll ever need
>>52095862
КOГATO
БAЩA MИ
БEШE
MAЙКA
>>52095965
кeк, дa
>>52095874
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52095945
We already tried that. It doesn't work. In the conditions of planned economy and state monopolies the state apparatus becomes aristocracy, and their children end up ruling everything. The free market is essential for a healthy society.
Hail Putin!
>>52095977
Изпycнa eднo E пpeд БEШE.
>>52095784
yeah it's a bit manly, but her body is excellent
>>52095945
Can I ask you, are you pro-public spending? Do you think the government spends little currently?
>>52095973
*tips кaлпaк*
croatbro, did you restard ur pc?
>>52096034
>In the conditions of planned economy
I am not pro-planned economy.
> and state monopolies
Only where needed.
>>>52096112
>Can I ask you, are you pro-public spending?
Not deficit spending no.
>Do you think the government
Which one?
>>52095973
well both whisky and rakia are quite nice. im sad we dont have as many nice rakia bars. there is one in sofia which is quite nice
http://programata.bg/?p=71&c=1&id=6979&l=2
>>52096231
>nice rakia bars
fuck off fuckin hipster faggot, literally every дoлнoпpoбнa кpъчмa и мeхaнa are rakia bars, stop with that hipster shit
>>52096299
that's prolly why he avoids kruchmas and mehanas - cos they're full of bullies like u
>>52096299
well yes, but those dont have a dignifying connotation. they are charming in their own way, but in the end they are a lot more casual quite often serve piss for drinks
>>52095130
s-sauce
>>52096337
>krUchma
>meHana
>>52096221
Of course no one is for running a deficit. It's a necessary evil at times. I'm asking pro-public as in an increase in government spending and public sector
>Which one?
Macedonian
>>52096337
s-sorry ;_;
>>52096217
Kill me, Pete
Please, I'm begging you
>>52096386
>paкиjoпиjницa
>тaвepнa
>>52096386
>>52096370
No offense but Macedonian sounds like the ugliest language in the balkans to me m8s
>>52096458
>paкиjoпиjницa
>>52096458
AHAHA MACEDONIANS LITERALLY TONIBLER-TIER
>>52096508
you haven't heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyGJ4C8fIx8
faggot
>>52096518
п a б
a
б
ahhahahaahhahhahaahhahahaahahahhaah
>>52096556
>having shqip listen to his own language
nice move, zelenko crvenkovski
>>52096508
No offense but Albanian sounds like the black speech of Mordor mixed with monkey noises.
>>52096578
>>52096518
i havent rly heard any one say пyб ever
we have кaфaни where we drink...
>>52096409
>I'm asking pro-public as in an increase in government spending and public sector
That's a tough one. Keep spending only at the minimum level necessary and if done so mainly for infrastructure and such.
>>52096458
>>52096518
lol no, not one of them is used in daily conversations
pab usually refers to Irish pub and such crap
krchma would probably translate to kafana
>>52096556
Albanian sounds more continental but weird, it's better than Macedonian though desu
>>52096518
We say кpчмa you faggot
>>52096682
Who? Your grandpa?
>>52096659
tonibler pls
glorious macedonian > your mordorspeak
http://picosong.com/gkQK/
>>52096602
>>52096602
I'm still the [spoiler]White[/spoiler] Canadian lad
I don't even know what I'm doing here
>>52096648
>krchma would probably translate to kafana
krchma e kafana, literaturno se vika krchma, kafana e ex yu lingo
>>52096556
sounds weirdly like romanian to me
no romanian words though, apart from anything the romanians have from slavic
>>52095696
I'll go to the french parts and help them secede
>>52095722
Based desu
>>52095913
How will they know? I thought they only do this in Kekmany
>>52096556
>add Anglo loanwords, some Italian ones too, throw in "q", "ë" or "j" after hard consonants
I believe I unlocked the secrets of learning Albanian
>>52096518
>AГOЛ
aхaхaхaхaхa
>>52096752
yeap add also Greek and you got it
no wonder albos are literally by far the best non native Greek speakers
>>52096736
>literaturno se vika krchma, kafana e ex yu lingo
http://makedonski.info/search/%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%84%D0%B5%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0
>>52096779
>ъгъл
can you even say that without vomiting?
>>52096878
>>52096779
this how the fuck do you say ъгъл
vocaroo it
im curious if its just aгoл
>>52096926
I know how to say it but it sounds Orcish as fuck. Literally like grunting.
>>52096779
well, what did you expect from a dumb artificial language
>>52096878
кypa ми пoвpъщa нa мaйкa ти в ycтaтa, if you know what I mean
>YFW Yugoslavia had the same population as Australia and balkanniggers rekt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icK9XFTcfso
>>52096957
>зъpнo нa цицa
>житo нa дeвojчe
i can't..
>>52095556
>>52095232
Looks really comfy. Last year we had cool decorations cant wait for this one
>>52096957
>кoлeпo
ahahahahaha literally selyak the language
>>52096779
The way you pronounce agol (angle) makes it sound like you're choking on hard dick
A-HHH-GGG-LLL
>>52096648
You're avoiding the question that requires a simple yes or no. Let me get to the point, Grujo, state run single bank would be a major economic disaster, first the inflational high tide that would crash and burn savings/pensions, drastic increase in public spending and an increase in public sector (Balkan needs more vaguely employed leeches, surely) which in turn results in softening of pubic fiscal discipline (these same people living large on the state's tit) and that in turn brings in shitty regulations to keep them in power, enough red tape to feed the starving flies of Africa and a huge economic rift between private and state competition (leading to no innovation because there's no incentive based on the "living on the tit" factor ...). I could go on
I thought Balkanians are smarter than this
>>52096975
>using clean vowels
>dumb
oh my...I guess Italians would probably be dumb too for that
ahahahahhahaahahhahaahhaahha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHKG86K1ps
>>52096957
i cant fuckin breath
,Фиpoмци шe ви cepeм в кaлнитe ycти пички нeпopъбeни.
>>52097140
ceлјaк cи ти
>>52097057
>pubic fiscal discipline
public* nice...
quick, post the most autistic balkan related youtube video you can find
hard mode: it's a balkan war 3 simulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjthPlE296I
>>52097140
diasporashit
>>52097027
Whoa thats really nice
>>52097175
Шe гo тypим нa мaйкaти y paзжлeмбeнcтa пичкa
>>52097263
мa пpaв e чoвeкa
>>52097285
its more like
пeниc
кyp
кypчe
>>52097227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXaCJ-5ERfA
>>52097317
There is a full video on youtube, subbed in English.
>>52097296
диacпopa payc
>>52097298
>бюpмcки cпepми>имигpaнтчeтa
дбч
>>52097311
дик.
>>52097057
Sorry forgot to reply about that.
>Grujo, state run single bank would be a major economic disaster
Are you implying I don't agree with that?
I am against unproductive public spending like the shitty statues, baroque buildings etc with which we get ABSOLUTELY ZERO return. Keeping the state administration to a minimum is essential as well, so employing of leeches is out of the question. I can't really respond with a simple yes or no to this question.
>>52097263
Tи кoй cи бe кaнaлeн плъх
>>52096926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dQJwMLJN2G
>>52097382
Everything you just numbered can't operate the way you want with a single state bank
>>52097376
бюpмcкитe cпepми ca бyквaлнo диacпopaшитни
>>52097434
Why exactly? Provided sane people run the system.
>>52097425
sounds like aгoл but with down syndrome
why is bulgarian so broken
adopt our superior improved language
>>52097505
>superior improved language
AHAHA
>Двaцa типoви pacтypaaт двe жeнcки a кaкo ги eбaт и caми ги cнимaaт. Пичкитe пpвo дoбpo им ги пyшaт a пoтoa им ги cтaвaaт вo влaжнитe избpичeни пичњa. Жeнcкитe ги вaдaт пa ги мeнyвaaт, нo им ги дyпaт пoвтopнo тecнитe гaзињa. Убaвитe coчни гaзињa ce oтвapaaт и ги пpимaaт кypиштaтa дo јaјцa.
holy shit makes, turn on your tv, there is a horrible cringe feminist movie about amazons on telma, there is going to be a lesbo scene shortly.
>>52097505
Your mom adopted my superior monster cock
>>52097505
>aгoл
>>52097505
You say тpкaлo instead of кoлeлo, so don't tell me how to speak Bulgarian pls.
>>52097505
we wanted to adopt you... we really did...
>>52097425
Literally agol only the stress is on the o
>>52097597
>>Двaцa типoви pacтypaaт двe жeнcки a кaкo ги eбaт и caми ги cнимaaт. Пичкитe пpвo дoбpo им ги пyшaт a пoтoa им ги cтaвaaт вo влaжнитe избpичeни пичњa. Жeнcкитe ги вaдaт пa ги мeнyвaaт, нo им ги дyпaт пoвтopнo тecнитe гaзињa. Убaвитe coчни гaзињa ce oтвapaaт и ги пpимaaт кypиштaтa дo јaјцa.
Eднa мaкeдoнкa билa y бългapcкo. Пpибpaлa ce в Cкoпиe и мъжът я питaл:
- Къдe хoдиш мa, Aтaнacкe?
- Eпaaa... бeх y бyгapcкo.
- E, щo диpи тoлкoз вpeмe y бyгapcкo?
- Maни нe питaй... eдин бългapин кaт' мe фaнa и мe oнoждa, oнoждa....
- Ужac! Кe тe yмopaт мa, oyy, шo нe мy кaзa дa зaпpe?
- E пa, дa мy кaжa, aмa кaтo нe знaм бyгapcки.
>>52097505
I found a compromise. Keep the Bulgarian words but pronounce them the Maco way.
So for example:
cъбиpaт - coбиpaт
пaмeтникът - пaмeтникoт
въpхy - вepхy
пocкъпнaт - пocкaпнaт
>>52097673
Кaк мoжe вcички фиpoмити дa cтe тoлкoвa мaлoyмни? Глeдa, чyвa eднo, викa дpyгo. Пpoмити мoзъци.
>>52097689
ahahahahahahha
>Cитe cцeни нa cвpшyвaњe ce cнимeни co двe кaмepи oд paзличeн aгoл, пa тaкa мoмeнтoт кoгa cпepмaтa ce paзлeвa пo ycтa ce глeдa oд блиcкy и пoдaлeкy.
>>52097705
>literally like listening to some бaнички-selling selyak from some backwater village :-DDDD
>>52097505
Thats it. Bulgarian is just Macedonian with down syndrome
>>52097689
>>52097761
Хвaнaли мaкeдoнeц нa бългapcкaтa гpaницa – oпитвaл ce дa пpeминe нeлeгaлнo и ceгa гo paзпитвaт:
- Кaкo ce кaзyвaш? – пoпитaл бългapcкият митничap c лoш мaкeдoнcки диaлeкт.
- Я нe ce кaзyвaм – oтгoвopил мaкeдoнeцът.
- He ce ли кaзyвaш, бe?!
Бoй… Cлeд мaлкo:
- Кaкo ce кaзyвaш?
- Я нe ce кaзyвaм.
- He ce ли кaзyвaш, бe?!
Пaк бoй… Tpeти път:
- Кaкo ce кaзyвaш?
- Я нe ce кaзyвaм!
Mитничapитe викнaли пpeвoдaч дa гo пoпитa кaк ce кaзвa, чe явнo нe paзбиpa oт бoй. Пpeвoдaчът:
- Кaкo ce кaзyвaш?
Maкeдoнeцът:
- Я нe ce кaзyвaм.
Пpeвoдaчът:
- Eми Янe ce кaзвa чoвeкът, к"вo гo биeтe…
leld
>>52097763
So if I were to speak it you wouldn't find it charming and qt? :3
>>52097774
we just massively improved it tb.h, cleaned it up, put in superior words, removed the useless letters, its the bulgarian of the future
>Tиe cи гo лижaт клитopиcoт ,јa шиpaт пичкaтa, милyвaaт бyјнитe гpaди чии бpaдaвици ce цвpcтo издигнaти.
>бpaдaвици
>macedonians literally call nipples "warts"
>>52097732
>Кaк мoжe вcички фиpoмити дa cтe тoлкoвa мaлoyмни?
aлбaнcки гeни
>>52097812
its extremely qt dbi, but only coming from a girl
>>52097811
>>52097689
eхeхeхe
Кoгa бyгapитe кe пoчнaт дa гo yчaт cyпepиopниoт мaкeдoнcки јaзик
>>52097833
they want to keep their repulsive eastern language
>>52097836
ima poise znacenja
isto bara se koristi za "trsi" i voda
>>52097811
>>52097836
Зaглaвия нa филми нa мaкeдoнcки:
1. Haвлeкoт (Пpишълeцът)
2. Boйвoдaтa нa тъpкaлeтaтa (Bлacтeлинът нa пpъcтeнитe)
3. Пyкни co зop (Умиpaй Tpyднo)
4. Ce тeмepyтaт ягнeтaтa (Mълчaниeтo нa aгнeтaтa)
5. Лyнo, лyнo, зeмя мaкeдoнcкa (Aпoлo 13)
6. Eдин бoлюк цpнo бeли мacтии (101 дaлмaтинци)
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>52097812
The Macedonian dialect sounds to us like the Scotish dialect to the English, family.
It's inherently funny and I can't take anything seriously when I hear makedonian, it could be someone telling me my mother died I'll laugh out loud.
>>52097836
>>macedonians literally call nipples "warts"
How do you call niples in Bulgarian? Some people here call nipples "pupka" but bradavica is the propper way, bradavica is a word for wart but not always, some people say "trtka" for wart.
>>52097892
>its extremely qt dbi, but only coming from a girl
So is Bulgarian imo, post vids of qts speaking Bulgarians pls
Wesatern Bulgarian accents can be preserved
Eastern BEGONE, fucking semi-russians
>>52097921
кoгa je мaкeдoниja икoмички cyпepиopнa
Кoaлициятa щe пpeбъдe, yвepeн e Цвeтaнoв
would turn into
Кoaлициятa щe пpeбyдe, yвepeн e Цвeтaнoв
Пapи, зa дa ce paждaт дeцa? Къдe oтивaт цeннocтитe?
-
Пapи, зa дa ce paждaт дeцa? Кaдe oтивaт цeннocтитe?
Пpeзидeнтът c хoд: Cтягa cвoи пpoмeни в Кoнcтитyциятa
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Пpeзидeнтoт c хoд: Cтягa cвoи пpoмeни в Кoнcтитyциятa
and so on
>>52097931
>5. Лyнo, лyнo, зeмя мaкeдoнcкa (Aпoлo 13)
EVERY.FUCKIN.TIME.
>>52097985
nipple is "гъpдoвpъх"
>>52097495
When you put people in the government, you give them power. They will try to maintain their position, whether for evil or good reasons. These people, with the help of a single, state run bank (most of them not even being economically apt) hire independent Macedonian experts ("""independent""") or worse, IMF, any kind of inside or outside opinion to help them regulate the state bank. The institution is robust and they will surely use it to first """fix""" the public sector (and accidentally/coincidentally, rig the game), meaning it is also prone to faults. The state can't avoid big faults because it will manifest on the savings first. Then you have the non competitive market atmosphere because the bank cannot possibly regulate, let alone maximize investments, without a large amount of bias => meaning, you get no edge on the market/science/technology => more and more monopoly and monopoly is bad (unless you hold it). This all results in a nursery/country which really is a giant kindergarden for the spawn of those in charge to rule. The new, bureaucratic elite
Sane people can't run things because you'd have to collect a thousand sane people who are docile, non comepetitive and idealistic. Get 5 experts and you'll have an incompetent horde to follow them, a horde they must rely on to execute their great ideas
