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quick, post kranklis :DD
>>52088091
kranklis :DD
>tfw Karums doesn't have Kranklis, but just the text
Awh yeah G'day cunts
>>52088144
>>52088155
>>52088091
We need a new drinking game
What's the relation between us and those cuntz?
B
A
E
>>52088293
memes
>>52088595
Imma strong black man
Estonians were never kingz desu. Whoever was big in Europe gangbanged our nation at the given time. The best we can say is WE WUZ VIKINGS and shiet, but even they were operating from Saaremaa and Saare people still consider themselves to be different and better. Then again they must be inbred as fuck at this point.
What's everyone up to?
Today marks the start of the 4th week without showering, why haven't you started not showering?
WE WAZ ABOS N SHIT
>>52088442
>>52088595
>>52088654
>>52088909
what is this meme about?
>>52088909
WE SLEEP ON THE ROAD
>>52088856
Replying to this post
>>52088856
Not watching cartoons, that's for sure. I'd have to be retarded to do that.
>>52088245
Suggestions and criticism is welcome.
>>52088091
It's /banz/ not /bantz/
There is not 't'
Couldn't fall asleep yesterday because Mac Demarco's songs were haunting me.
ALONE AGAAAIN ALONE AGAAAIN
>>52089298
u focking wot u cunt
the t is there because my cock fits ur mum to a t
http://youtu.be/AnCcSuHu68g
LADS
A
D
S
>>52089354
>latvia
shit russian country
>latvians
never heard of them
>2 minutes
hold me /baltbantzausnz/
>>52089496
It's going to be ok, chap.
>>52089555
w2c shirt
IT'S TIME
WISH ME LUCK BROTHERS
>>52089627
Good luck, friend.
Hi! How are you?
My name is Anzu. I am 25 years old. I am from Chongqing. I like your page. How often do you visit the site? I really want to communicate with you.
I am good at Thai massage and really like to eat fish. What about you? I guess that we will have many topics to talk about.
Do you have some social networks? I will be waiting for your letter.
Best wishes.
>>52089670
>can't log in
well fuck me sideways
Nice culture.
>>52089823
bravo užupis
>>52089803
I'm sorry to hear that, bud.
>>52089823
tarakāns :DDD
>>52089354
What the fuck is going on with her mouth?
>>52090075
She's Danish.
>>52090146
Is that a common Danish trait?
>>52090012
>tfw biggest popstar named Tarkan
>>52090336
The danish language has been developed so you can talk while sucking dick, why else do you think the other scandis make fun of it?
>>52089803
86.20 here mate.
>>52090350
not surprised desu
>>52090544
does Jodie Foster have danish heritage, by any chance? her mouth moves the same way. or is it just Hollywood?
>>52089803
>>52090574
What's happening?
>>52090643
High school results came out at 7am.
>>52090604
Nah, Jodie Foster just speaks french
>>52090766
spam /balt/ here
>>52090694
Did you make it in?
Writing a story for a game is hard, lads.
>>52091087
Don't write it then, type it.
>>52090984
Don't know for sure yet. We put our preferences in for uni courses a while ago, and got out scores today but we don't get the first uni offers until January
>>52091087
>MUH [insert object/person MC is looking for]
Congratulations, that's half the story written already
>>52091211
>muh your mum pussy
>>52091274
literally the story of fallout 4
>>52091087
2054.
Brown people keep stealing Baltık girls. Since Baltık men is too beta for it, they look for a potential hero. Then, they meet this guy: Tarkan Sanders. Father is white secular Turk, mother is cute Lithuanian.
In this isometric RPG, save Baltık men's pride by controlling Tarkan Sander and return Baltık girls to Baltık men. Ally with different factions such as Lithuanian drunks, Latvian emos and Estonian leftist.
ONLY FOR THE GLORY OF BALTIK PEOPLE!
>>52091331
Nuke Latvia or bang ur mum
Who /gap year/ here?
>>52091331
kek
>>52089337
Bravo Estonia, best baltic
>>52091386
>all the synths are biological clones of your son
>you can fuck 3-4 different synths
Saaremaa simulator
>>52091125
I remember when I had to take a whole bunch of tests when applying for uni. Almost failed penis inspection but the guy (a substitute for the regular technician apparently, idk I was the only one who turned up) said he'd pull some strings and let me pass.
>>52091117
Technically I'm doing both.
>>52091211
The MC is a robot. She's just doing what she's programmed to do, but then she becomes self-aware due to an error. Abstractly speaking, she's looking for happiness.
>>52088091
BALTIC STATE
Good band name or greatest band name?
>>52091478
>MUH HAPPINESS
>MUH FEELINGS
>MUH PROGRAMMING
>MUH ROBOT RIGHTS
Literally take a pick
>>52091497
Ball Tick revival
>>52091478
Sounds like absolute garbage
>ATAR site is down
fuck my life
should have done the SMS service
>>52091376
Fuck off turk this is /balt/ and /ausnz/
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52091087
Boys falls in love with a girl
Unable to confess....
>>52091464
Wow thats lucky man. I've been prepping for weeks now
>>52091613
If you really want me to leave, I promise I'll never post again. I like both Baltic and Aussie posters and I post a little post.
But, as I said, If you don't want my presence, I can leave. No problem. I still like you.
>>52091087
Is it an RPG? We need some more details if you want us to help you.
>73.45
wew
>>52091617
Goy falls in love with a girl
Is unable to confess
The race war starts
Girl is kidnapped by yids that posed as whites
Goy has to defeat the gypsies, the niggers, the indians and the abbos before he can go and save the girl from the jews
You can choose whether to fight the asians or recruit them
When you get to the jewish hideout you find out the girl is a coal burner
you have to execute her in the end
Thankfully you already have that female companion from the start of the game and realize you love her even more
HAPPY END
>>52091851
Is this good or bad idk
>>52091534
Technically everybody else is dead.
>>52091574
Still smells better than ur mum's vagina.
>>52091753
Yes. I don't even want help, I just wanted to complain.
>>52091617
I translated the full pasta to Estonian on /co/, but the archive is ded.
>>52091875
This is definitely marketable
t. Advertising exec at Forbes top 20 million company.
>>52091875
Maybe should add Alberto Barbosa as main "bad guy" who started the race war
>>52091949
Kek. Would be interesting to see it.
>>52091707
Goodbye Balt.
>>52092113
Alberto Barbosa is king of the niggers
The Rothschild family rules the jews
The indians are ruled by a theocracy
the abbos are too dumb to have a ruler, so they just run around like orcs
the gypsies are ruled by >>52092172
Alberto Barbosa is also the guy the girl burnt coal with, you only find that out when you find the girl in the end with a niglet and she says she got pregnant days before she got kidnapped
>>52092172
lmao soft cunt
Anyone else watching CSGO finals lads?
>>52092401
isn't it literally 8 in the morning in china?
Lads
>>52092401
nah
Sup lads
doing a wank
>>52092172
You.
You are nice.
But you can't handle the banter.
>>52092272
>you only find that out when you find the girl in the end with a niglet and she says she got pregnant days before she got kidnapped
And so MC founded 4chan.
>>52092446
Yeah but I'm hardcore >:DDD
Watched sirmais.
Shit, Hungary seems legit.
Who knew not all middleeuropean countries were absolute utter shit?
>>52092374
Being soft is better than being a shitposter.
>>52092593
I love you and Belarus very much. You are a real good person.
>>52092748
LMAO soft cunt
>>52092172
Can't handle the bant'
>>52092748
S O F T
O _ _ N
F _ _ U
T N U C
>>52092656
I know some people who went to Hungary once on a tour. They said that there was a "Hungarian culture night" and they ate different Hungarian foods and shit and there was gypsy music playing and some gypsy dancing.
Woke up with a runny nose and puffy eyes again
>>52093829
enjoy having a dysfunctional immune system
>>52093955
I haven't left the house much so my immune system has probably weakened
>>52092113
For a split second I thought you were talking about the game.
>>52094674
>implying I don't want to see it
Just don't sell the concept to EA
>>52094693
I haven't lurked /g/ for months, I think I'm becoming dumber
>>52094855
Dumb people don't have this digits
CULTURAL VICTORY
>>>/qa/374394
>>52094917
thanks Belaruse
>>52094773
It's daijoubu, I'm actually doing it for a contest.
>>52094917
Word.
>>52094939
I haven't noticed anything?
>>52094959
Np
>>52094981
What contest?
>>52094939
>>>>/qa/374394
>int has no janitors
Wait, so these faggots show themselves to purge any happening event discussion thread,but than board goes full retard they dissappear.
Nice.
I /balt/, therefore I am.
>>52095223
An Estonian contest for students, I'm not going to go into detail.
>>52095223
whenever CP gets posted by the polish guy it's up for like 10 minutes
then I make fun of a janitor and get banned
>>52095375
It's always a Polish flag and he's been posting for years. It's quite fascinating.
>>52095375
How he wasn't banned already?
>>52095341
>muh full secret on anonymous image board
If you wish so.
>>52095503
I've probably been put on a watchlist because of this cunt
Especially seeing as our current government is all NSA-like
>Brisbane Times favouring dank memes over ATAR
Holy shit m8s if only, I'd be getting into every uni in the fuckin world
>>52095610
>How he wasn't banned already?
Dynamic IP I guess
>>52095623
Same desu.
>>52095610
He's been permabanned a number of times. I'm guessing he's hiding behind seven danknets.
>>52095610
apparently he's posting from cellphone networks
>>52095623
>I've probably been put on a watchlist because of this cunt
And I thought I live in authoritarian shithole
>>52095671
>>52095705
>>52095754
I just thought that janny secretly likes CP and that's why he wasn't banned
>>52095754
>>52095705
He's probably the same guy who posts the Australia copypasta greentexts
>mentally ATARded
Gonna sleep lads
Need to clear out some furniture you lads want any?
>>52096503
I want you.
>>52096503
no need for furniture when your mums sitting on my dig :DDDD DDD
LADS IT IS SNOWING
SNOWING
LADS
LADS
LADS
IT IS SNOWING!!!!
>>52096503
Yes please
>>52089232
gonna play this drinking game right now desu lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxubQBkLWyY
>>52096811
bost pictures
Alright, chaps. I'm going to bed. Good night, chaps.
>>52096811
>9:20AM and its already 25 C
>>52096771
Dear Adolf,
please refrain from posting rude content in the future
love, /balt/
>>52096897
I would, but my phone is shit and falling snow can't be seen with it.
>>52096950
Use a 24-hour system like a normal person, please.
>>52096811
But it's not, end ur life
>>52097180
>this faglord doesn't live in Viljandi
>>52094939
>that OP
>>52097234
Theres more than one town in your shithole of a midget country? How?
>>52097281
Turk-kun, please. There are plenty of towns, but no cities.
>>52096811
>it's snowing
>it's snowing
>tfw it's not snowing
>>52097383
Viljandi is a village
>>52097551
And your mother is the village whore.
>>52097584
I don't live in a village :(
>>52097640
Now you know where she goes to whore around :^)
>>52089354
BRAVO LATVIA
>>52097551
Wouldn't be so down on villages. They only produced the best men and finest of grills.
>>52097551
Tahad vastu molu saada kolakat vä?
>>52097821
Kurat, ma panen sulle vastu kaussi :DD:D
Here's a math puzzle for Latvians, what do you get when you subtract the number of your fingers from the number of your toes?
>>52097899
Türa sa jäta Viljandi rahule, Tallinn on paras tiblade linn ja iga päev enne tahaks Viljandit pealinnana.
>>52097899
Ma panin su ema kaussi just, desu.
>>52098039
Ma ei olnud see Viljandi village tüüp, lihtsalt tögasin kntao. VIljandi on üsna sitt linn. Mitte hullem kui Tallinn, aga siiski.
Čili or Charlie Pizza, what shall I choose?
>>52098680
Eat some delicous kebab! yummy yummy !
alri
>>52098707
Prusaks.
>>52098680
Ukraine you bastard why didn't you tell commies to GTFO in 1991?
>>52098727
Nice
>>52098762
My room
>>52098845
>literally beeing a traitor.
>>52098845
ayy
>>52098993
I still remember that scene where he held a lighter under a hooker's eye so that the eyeball melted. One of the most memorable scenes for me desu.
>>52098983
Are you the town rapist?
>>52099081
>the town rapist
>>52099081
Prusaki are not welcome here.
Please leave.
>>52098845
We would have shot your kind, Ukraine is a different story since they understand your shit-speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF69IA-71G4
>>52098845
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE VATNYK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52099184
Prussakad*
>>52099222
>reddit filename
>>52099222
>reddit triples
>>52099222
>reddit caps
>>52099263
>funnyjunk meme
>>52099222
>reddit flag
pan-african bongo drumbeats
>>52099263
>>52099293
>>52099402
I have no idea what are you guys talking about
>>52099221
Lol there is no reason to take Estonia. Most of that's currently Ukraine is rightfully Russian, the rest to Poland - especially Crimea has always been Russian (unless you go far back and say Ottoman/Turkey but who cares about that)
>>52099466
>still reddit filename
>>52099444
good triple
>>52099466
reddit double
>>52099466
>reddit flag
am I reddit
>my wife's son
>>52099656
yes
>>52099656
very
Please can someone explain
>>52099656
Indeed.
>>52099729
finally not a reddit filename
>>52099729
VILNIUS
I
L
N
I
U
S
>>52099729
Not all men are created equal.
>>52099656
hehe
>>52099755
>>52099811
le top notch le doubles, lads
la baguette
>>52099729
Those autists hate people from reddit more than they hate me senpai
Is this /balt/ or what? WTF
>>52099871
AYYstonia
>>52099858
>lads
I am but a lad, chap. In fact, one may even call me swallow.
Can I be baltic?
>>52099931
go be fat somewhere else
>>52099931
teuton scum (pls leave)
AMERIGANS LEAVE :D
>>52099931
too fat sorry
>>52099925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du2mLuK9edk
Can anybody point me to the thread where i said I will fugg Romanian grills
I'm going to watch anime and there is nothing you can do about it
>Sajaucot durvis ar logu, no ēkas jumta nokrīt vīrietis
fucking latvians
>>52100109
Right this way :-D
>>52100109
here >>52088091
>>52100141
>can do about it
How do you guys feel about Emperor Ilvess?
>>52100139
please do no watch
>>52100096 then
>>52100254
GREATEST ALLY
>>52100369
They didnt give a flying fuck about you when the russians annexed you or when we were trying to remove you.
Youre a retard if you think they actually care about your tiny irrelevant shithole now.
>>52100254
pls see >>52100039
/balt/ you fashisti
>>52100452
Why so bitter today, Hans?
You should be watching the cricket guys.
>>52100538
It's not Hans but Ivan pretending to be Hans to get German citizenship
>>52100570
cricket is gay sport
>>52100452
Someones jealous :^)
>>52100596
It isn't
Gonna have a lunch I think ok
>>52100625
prove it
>>52100631
You should change ur flag to something creative instead
>>52100644
There is less physical contact than any other sport, therefore less gay.
>>52100538
Dunno man. Uni isnt going well.I have no idea how im going to pay my rent this month and i have 0 money for christmas present, so im gonna make myself look like a huge kike. All my friends are having a great time while im stuck in some depressing shithole. Havent had gf for 4 years now (does virginity grow back?) I just had a really bad day and needed to bully someone on the internet. Sorry guys. This is kinda my favorite general.
t.sad teuton scum
I'm going to make a sandwich, you can't stop me. Heil hitler
>>52100732
>had a gf
>has friends
>has his own apartment
lad fuck off
>>52100678
Like a black blue and white fern?
I'm literally, I mean literally eating apple pie right now.
>>52100771
I just finished a sausage sandwich, sieg heil.
>>52100369
>Bush
Obama also said we're globally relevant and a big US ally but we're far from both lad
Being Bush the one who said it only makes it worse
>>52100829
i literally just drank a whole glass of water
>>52100875
autism
I literally just ate a buljona pīrādziņš
>>52100922
>buljona
pleb
speķa masterrace
>>52100922
>pīrādziņš
more like pidaras
>>52100843
Bratwurst 4ever!!!!!!!!!!
>>52101011
>101011
what does this mean
>>52100994
>eating speķis
terrible meme
>>52100922
Pats tu pydaras
>>52101120
Literally just are pelēkie zirņi ar speķi and drank kefīrs. Fight me.
>>52101269
Actually, I approve
Pelēkie zirņi is the only thing that justifies eating speķis
es tikko sapratu, cik man ļoti gribās pelēkos zirņus :DDD
what's with Latvians and žirniai?
>>52101269
>drank kefīrs
Holy shieeeeet
>there is that feeling of when you disagree with someone else's opinion
>>52101679
I disagree desu
no such feeling exists
>>52101679
ikr
the evolutionary response is to kill them then and there but we're not supposed to
>>52101721
>>52101816
h3h3
>>52101816
h4h4
>>52101816
h1h1
>>52101816
h2h2
>>52101471
>not liking žirniai
What should I have for dinner?
the chaps are literally so cheeky tonight :P
>>52101955
My d1ck
>>52102352
ewwwwwwwww
>>52102442
rude
>>52102442
You don't look into the gift horse's mouth m8.
Just accept the d1ck for dinner and be done with it.
>>52102996
>horse
Le zirga galva meme h3h3h3
>>52104121
h0h0h0
I punched a nigger today in tartu, wat do? Where to hide from sjw's
I have to wake up in 4 hours to go to school for 8 hours lads.
>>52105396
good night
>>52105438
I can't fall asleep.
How to become normal
>>52106044
Stop wanking so much
i have no mouth but i must meme
>>52107891
I have to wake up in two hours and thirty minutes.
>>52108167
Just stay up lad, won't regret it
>>52108250
Devilsh advice, friend. But nah, I'll try to go to sleep soon.
>>52108323
You got a lot of stuff to do?
cum stained underwear
feeling tired now
good night lads <3
>>52110803
I have them
>>52110827
you dropped them
>>52110831
Can you pick them up for me?
>>52110846
sure thing mate
POST RARE FROGS
>>52110869
>>52110846
>>52110831
>>52110827
>>52110803
Disappointing tbqh
just hit me that I literally live in little britain
where is our national identity?
>>52110900
Based John pls fuck my bitch
>>52110916
>where is our national identity?
PALMY
A
L
M
Y
>>52110900
better dubs skills than handshaking skills amirite?
>>52110935
I love facebook groups like "BUY N SELL CHCH - NO NARKS ALOWED"
wew
>CSGO downloading at 9.3 MB/s
Thank you based snap
Thank you based fibre optic
1st /balt/ to wake up
feels good
>>52112319
>your area will never get fibre optic
Might up and move t.b.h
>>52112443
>living on a farm
>>52112443
it's overrated anyway
>>52112467
It's not all that bad, I can't stand cities too many people.
>>52112435
Morning m8
>>52112467
I'd like to live on a lifestyle block, like a farm but without the need to do farming
>>52112435
Nigga, I woke up two hours ago!
>>52112612
Well I woke up 3 hours ago.
>>52112636
I've been up for 10 hours
>>52112653
I've been up 12
>>52112768
wew
08:30 and it's pretty much pitch black outside
>tfw stone fruit season
>>52113168
is ā = ą?
should we refer to it as kąrums?
how do latvians spell ąžuolas?
there are two threads currently operating
>>52113227
although I asked a new zealander on purpose, others may contribute too
>>52113227
>>52113252
ā = ā
ozols? āzis?
