Spainbros, tell me about your country
How can I fuck spanish cutie?
Bump for black spanish cuties
>>52076277
money
It's really shit here m8 go to France they welcome you with a fanfare and the girls have a mandatory fuck quota for tourists. Plus they're the world capital of arts and we can only offer cheap pubs and beaches that are overrated.
>>52076387
What if I'm not rich slav?
B
>>52076432
lol and what if i wanna immigrate there in Spain?
>>52076513
no no trust me we are really xenophobic towards strangers plus there's no jobs anywhere and half of the people is starving, France is a much better option they give you free houses upon arrival and they all treat you kindly
B
>>52076726
>>52076432
fuck off trying to mislead belarusbro, he would improve your shitty country
>>52076726
>free houses
>eastern europeans
Lol i never heard that spaniards are xenophobic, that's exactly u I think
>>52076803
netherbro :3
If you discover it tell me please.
>>52076803
it's a shitty meme from /lat/ but it doesn't really work if you aren't choosing between 2 countries so he just come up as a retard here
>>52076803
>A
>FUCKING
>SWAMP
>>52076448
have a stable job
>>52077090
How?
>>52077122
Exactly.
What do spaniards think of german immigrants? (not mallorca)
>>52077260
Mate rly is it so shitty with jobs in EU? Here everyone can find job, maybe with really low salary, but everyone. I really don't believe in umemployment about 25%, that's unreal.
it's my dream to move to spain
>>52077509
but US is great country
>>52077365
Dunno, probably because too much emphasis on being a resort for Brits and Germans.
>>52077317
Never saw any German in non touristic spots. Probably like a civilized version of Brits.
>>52077509
Why would you ever want that.
>>52077573
it's good but i'm really getting tired of the people here
>>52077634
i love your food, wine, weather, language and history. and they actually have chemistry jobs that i'm looking for
>>52077317
They are ok but here the germans are with other germans. They have to communicate more with other spaniards.
Now memes aside if you like Spanish culture just move to Italy, it's the same fucking shit but they're actually a nice country and a good place to live. Spain is a dead country.
>>52077803
lol really see not difference between life quality there
>>52077869
They actually have jobs and a national industry.
>>52077803
>Now memes aside if you like Spanish culture just move to Italy, it's the same fucking shit
they have some similarities but they are still very different, I mean, even in Spain you will find some different cultures inside depending on where you go
Not all of us are fiesta, toros, flamenco, sagrada familia, chica caliente, futbol, paella, pasion, ole ole...
>>52077942
haha
>>52077509
Madrid is full of US/Brits teaching english cos they made all the public school 'bilingual'. I talk to them often.
If you really want you'll find a way easily.
>>52077803
me parece que los españoles odian españa. pero a mi me encanta su país
>>52077942
>>52077803
I don't know a single unemployed person in Madrid. Also i don't know any foreigner living here that doesn't love it.
spain is not good place to live, we are going to be greece 2.0 soon...
>>52078089
lor apañole' semos asín.
>>52078190
I'm going to Madrid as Erasmus for the next semester, what do I need to know about Spanish politics and how do I make fun of that? Tell me some spanish irl memes, memefriends. I know "pijos" "putos rojos" and some other basic stuff. I know Catalans are cunts, I know Andalusians speak fast and dont pronounce some letters when they speak
>>52078013
look at any purchasing power map
>>52078434
Andalusians are lazy af, Murcia is a shithole everyone makes fun of and basques are all terrorists.
>>52078434
>going to Madrid
wew
at least they have some nice museums I guess
>>52078718
what about politics? All this Podemos, Ciudadanos, PP, PSOE
>>52076277
>How can I fuck spanish cutie?
Say you are a Russian mafia guy with money.
>>52078849
Wenn du freunde im Uni willst, besse nicht reden über Politik, besonders wenn du nazi bist.
>>52078089
This, self-hating in Spain is a real life meme.
>>52076277
1. speak argie spanish
2. ??????
3. profit
Me huele la boca a meao de gato.
>>52079177
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCNlglEv0Jo-J5l3anr6JdNg
>>52078849
PP+ciudadanos= fachas, nazis, fascistas, corruptos
Psoe+podemos=rojos, sociatas, comunistas, populistas
That's pretty much what you need to have a conversation about politics with a spaniard.
>>52079285
Como dijo aquel genio esta vida es un sueño, un sueeeño, uoo o o o...
>>52079463
>sociatas, comunistas, populistas
E igual de corruptos.
>>52077365
and 49'2% of unemployment among young people
>>52079541
>germanic type
Not sure if bait...
>>52079550
I have a friend who told me Amaia Montero sucked his cock in the toilets of a nightclub. Maybe it's true, who knows.
>>52079610
whoops, 53,2% is the current number, sorry
>>52079686
A friend told me the same story. What a bitch.
>>52079541
She has brown eyes and she doesn't look germanic.
>>52077365
Memes aside it is much lower. There is a lot of undeclared work here. As i said i don't know a single young person unemployed. Shitty jobs or low salaries but jobs afterall.
>>52079188
actually this
italian works even better
>>52079285
not a good choice 2bh
>>52079839
>her bone structure is germanic
nope, she is basque maybe that's why to you she has the neanderthal look
Requesting that pic with Spanish girls named after a letter and a number. Like A1, C6 and so on.
>>52079907
>Montero
beltxa mesedez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqecOmezgSw
>>52079839
She looks pretty Spanish. This coming from a Latin American, we have tons of people that look like that where I'm from.
>>52080038
che habla bien
>>52079686
>>52079756
Amaia Montero sucked my dick in a nightclub toilet.
Is Spain White?
>>52080434
idk but my semen is, wanna taste it?
>>52080473
my cum is yellowish am I sick
>>52080531
Forget about starting a family.
>>52080434
nope
>tfw scared about STD's
i cant fuck because this
