>Sorry anon, I only date practicing Catholic boys.
what's your reaction ?
cyкa
>>52070856
I'm sorry you're not a lesbian.
>shitskins think I'm hitting on them
>>52070856
Great, here I am. But before we start, are you a virgin?
But I am
>>52071016
Of course anon.
>>52070856
Good. I guess I can hit it raw then.
>>52070856
>boys
Yeah, I hear all you Catholics have a thing for boys....
>>52070856
benis activate, enrich gavur girl
I am one, but you're old and a bit of a slut, so I think I'll pass.
>>52071032
That's what I've wanted to hear. Let's go to church together, it's sunday.
Show her the cleft arsehole you have from where priests raped you and ask her how much more proof she needs. You'll be in like Flynn.
nail my 95 theses on her
>>52071097
But anon, the finality of marriage is procreation. And that's all. No casual sex.
Trick her beliving im Lithuanianpolish Catholic
>Not Eastern Orthodoxy (Closest to the original teachings of Jesus Christ) or Shia Islam
>Unironically being a papist
>>52070856
Sorry, anonca, so do I
>being a Catholic unironically
>>52070856
>Implying I am not.
>>52071139
but god ordained i am predestined to have casual sex with her
>Oh, well in that case, it was nice meeting you.
>>52070856
>dating a papist
>>52071068
eww
Tell her it's 2015
>>52070856
Show her the picture of the pope I have in my wallet
>>52070856
>sorry I don't want our kids to be molested
>>52070856
Filthy heretic, I am happy you told me, I don't date Pope's dicksuckers.
Did I ever tell you about muh Irish heritage?
She dated Lenny Kravitz, whose dad is jewish and mom is black. So that's not true.
>>52070856
Oh yeah!
>>52072167
This.
There's a reason there are barely any Catholics left in this country.
>>52070856
Funny she saying that.
Im fedora and made her be all over me on Half Life 2
>>52070856
i'm a long distance relative of jesus christ, don't worry about it
>>52072615
the Church warned us about your kind, anon.
>>52070856
I only date girls that want at least 12 children
>>52072413
ye because you're cücks
>>52073877
how did you make a pineapple appear on the dutch flag???
>>52074142
combination of both slav and mediterranian magic
pic rel typical Catholic boy
>>52070856
Her loss, I'll inherit eventually and dwarf whatever money than her modeling-career gave her.
>>52070856
She married a Greek Orthodox
>>52070856
actualy had that happen to me
my reaction was to continue drinking and talking with her untill i got her to say, in her own words, that women are inferior and that her function is basicaly to breed
im not sure if she understood what shes saying at the time but some of it must have stuck
felt very satisfying
>>52070856
Looks like a Brazilian monkey
KURWA
bam. instant pussy.
Come play risk fagets
>>52075073
>>52076942
Literally most fedora thing I've read all day, and there was some serious competition
>>52070856
Vous, mademoiselle, n'etes pas francaise
http://www.kekold69.com/hosted-id2275-young-french-sex-pics.html
>>52070856
Thank Dios I'm argie, catholic and protected from the muslim invasion
>>52070856
Oliver Cromwell best day of my life
>>52071283
faggot
>>52077123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak-eZp41Rtg
it's coming
>>52077123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoX6dCu8Wxw
much better
>>52070856
DEUS VULT!
>>52077536
Excuse me anon ?
>>52070856
>what's your reaction ?
stoning her to death
>>52081077
fucking poland
M O D S
O
D
S
>>52081077
cpoland plox stap ;_;
>>52077536
DEUS VULT
>>52071095
but what if she rapes you due to her internal catholic urges?
>>52081077
MODS MODS MODS
FUCKING POLISH
>>52081077
FUCKING POLAND
>>52081077
aww shit son why did I open that
>>52070856
cover yourself kuffar whore
>>52081077
POLAND STOP
>>52081212
Santa Muerte is disappointed esé
>>52081077
What the plant next to that lewd little girl?
damn right I would.
>>52081212
Cuz your age of consent is 12.
>>52081077
Fuck off
>>52070856
sorry, im not a fuckin sectant
>>52071032
>Of course anon.
>french
>virgin
kek
>>52081119
>>52081253
>Islamic gommunism
how far the mighty have fallen
>>52070856
d-deus vult miss
>>52081344
this
fucking heathens
>>52081379
We'll soon have a bigger and better caliphate Inshallah
>>52081379
memes
actually Orthodoxy is the only true faith
alas some parts of christianity have strayed and become heathens, such as catholics, but they still aren't as bad as heretics
>>52081212
enjoy
>>52070856
That's ok, I only date women with big-girl tits.
>>52076942
Autism
>>52081493
>КУPACAH
wew
>>52076942
doslovno fedora jazavac
>>52081344
>not wanting a Latin Church
>not wanting a truly Roman Church
>implying Christianity shouldn't be Roman as fuck
>implying fucking BALGARIA is even close to being Roman
I'll take my Bishop of Rome over your transqueen of Sofia (or whatever other fucking irrelephant title it has) ANY DAY.
>>52076942
Tipujem ti fedoru anone
Također idem na fer i djevica sam
>>52076942
>>52070856
salve maria
>>52081493
DEUS VULT
>>52081524
>some parts of christianity have strayed and become heathens, such as catholics, but they still aren't as bad as heretics
I think you have the terms mixed up
heretic is somebody from the same religion but another sect. like Catholics, Orthodox and Protestants consider each other heretics
heathens are people from other religions, like Jews, Pagans, Muslims...
>>52081586
>implying christianity isnt on it's death bed.
one of the few great things about this current age we live in.
deluded kike-on-a-stick worshipers coming to a conclusion that it was a hoax.
>>52076942
>>52081725
what about the opposite ?
>>52081725
I know, I'm just shitposting against Orthodox-defenders.
Also Christianity is dead in Yurop and North America, but it'll take a while for it to really die elsewhere.
>>52081725
Just the opposite, cynical assholes like me are getting the spirit poured out on them and bringing in others, my friend and I were literally listening to the Bible (Alexander Scorbee) yesterday. The chosen agree getting called while you stumble toward destruction.
BTW Christmas is a pagan holiday and an abomination
>>52083041
modern day "chrisatians" are a walking abominations to their own faith
no wonder jesus hate's y'all
but good for you anyways.
beats finding "salvation and light" in alcohol, whores or drugs.