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>>52055620
o t u
Z
>>52055620
乙
KURISUMASU
>>52055760
nice decoration
I want to believe
giving song of saya a rest the explanations for the occult stuff and what saya's meant to be are really hard.
悪霊退散
>>52055760
>>52055840
>>52055887
>ポルトガルに2:30amです
>中欧と北欧にもっと遅いです
お前ら眠るつもりはないのか?
>have this happen
>it's symbolic of me learning Japanese language
>>52056060
葡萄牙くんは寝ないですか?
>>52056099
JUST
>>52056099
you should run
>>52056060
今日は7時頃に寝る予定
また9時になる可能性は高いけどw
Is おかえりなさい only like "welcome home", or is it more like "welcome back" and you can use it in other places besides at home?
>join tokyo channel in dota 2
>filled with weebs typing with romaji
>>52056280
wwwwwwwww
>>52056280
>playing dota
>>52056225
>you can use it in other places besides at home?
yes
>>52056225
For example, when someone returns to work, we say "おかえりなさい".
I wish I had someone to watch anime with and flick my small penis...
Today I'll be going to Kamakura. It would be really nice if someone who lives nearby could meet me there, I'd love to make a friend! We can drink and carouse together, and have a lot of fun.
今日は鎌倉に行くことがあります。そこに私を満たすことができる近くの住んでいる誰かが、私は友人を作るのが大好きです場合、それは本当にいいですね!我々は、飲むと一緒に大酒盛り、と多くの楽しみを持つことができます。
[spoiler]please respond ;_;[/spoiler]
>>52056466
r u qt
>>52056500
Gays think im really cute.
ｵｶヽ(´∀｀ )ﾉｴﾘｰンコ
|///|ヽ(ﾟДﾟ )ﾉ|///|ﾀﾀﾞｲﾏｰンコ
>>52056528
post pics
>>52056528
gays are sluts they'll tell anybody that
>>52056466
how big is your penis?
please use cm not inch
>>52056186
>>52056140
N-no... I'll never give up!
>>52056060
今は...夢を見てじゃないか
I WISH I WAS/WERE AMERICAN.
>>52056680
no you don't
>>52056528
>>52056491
maybe you can meet up with nozomilover, he met with Stefano
>>52056680
why?
>>52056491
WATCH OUT
He's an Australian rapist
WATCH OUT
>>52056680
I WISH I WERE CAT
>>52056491
大仏見に行くの?
>>52056491
Do you think you can gather others suddenly?
I think you should have planning ability.
>>52056680
slam your .44 on the table and eat a fucking burger with triplebacon while talking loudly to your dad who's mowing the lawn on one of these lawn tractors with a seat outside
this is what it's like to be American
do you have what it takes to be a real American?
>>52056762
me too
cats have the best life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6zD5B9GtE
>>52056491
今日は鎌倉に行く予定です。本当に素晴らしいことでしょう。もしそこの近くに住む誰かに出会えたら。そして友達を作れたらいいなと思います。(私達が)飲み交わすのはきっと楽しいことでしょうね。
直訳すると変なことになるから、かなり変えた
but i am kyuusyuujin so never meet you
>>52056836
honestly that's pretty accurate
Look, look. I'm rubbing my vagoo with my sofa right now.
>>52056491
meet buddha and become friends with inner peace
Can someone transcribe this for me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCYpn7ARM0
>>52056836
I think you need more Jesus there.
>>52056680
Americans wish you where American too
>>52057004
WebM or it didn't happen.
>>52057008
anime loser
>>52057073
It's not anime, nice try though. :^)
>>52056491
Have a wonderful time in Japan
>>52057087
you're still a loser, weeaboo
I'm bored so I decided i'd post a picture of myself
how awesome do I look?
>>52057154
gud
Prove that you're actually Japanese
>>52057008
とりなさい、そのまさむねをとりなさい
きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅならのsomethingみたいな顔をしやがって
I bet this is some idol bullshit
>>52057190
why?
>>52057257
Prove it by transcribing this: >>52057008
>>52057008
取りなさい!その正宗を取りなさい! きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅならぬお経ポクポクみたいな顔しやがって!
>>52057285
I can do it if you show me a picture of your gyopo sister
>>52057255
>>52057287
Why do you think it's きゃりぱみゅぱみゅ? It doesn't sound like that at all. It sounds like キャリーパイプ
>>52057285
聞いてみたけどなんかいきなり罵られたんだけど・・・
お経ぽくぽくってなんやねん
I want to buy an iPad, what's a good old one that isn't too shitty yet compared to the new ones so I can buy it used for cheap?
>>52057375
it is hard for us to say pmyupamyu
>>52057412
Are you actually Japanese? Can you confirm that she says ぱみゅぱみゅ there?
>>52057399
Thank you for trying.
>>52057375
it sound きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ for me
what is キャリーパイプ?
>>52057287
全く同じように聞こえた
>>52057375
Because that's what it sounds like
>>52057439
>what is キャリーパイプ?
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=キャリーパイプtbm=isch
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=キャリアパイプ&tbm=isch
She is talking about someone in glasses by the way for context.
But if you say it's きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ I will believe you.
>>52056460
>>52056428
Would you also use ただいま to respond to おかえりなさい at work?
Canadian; no girlfriend
Shitposts all day about idol crap,
nobody cares about
>>52057520
きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ is hard to pronounce.
I can't at all, lol.
This thread is boring. What other threads are you guys reading? (/int/ or elsewhere)
>>52057712
Yes :)
>>52057809
/djt/ on /a/
>>52057809
none 2bh doing other stuff with this tabbed lol
>>52057809
foot clips on /gif/
>>52057809
/luso/
>>52057817
Thank you :)
>>52057809
it is a secret
日本語スレ以外の外国語スレ(英語以外)ってどんな話してるの?
このスレみたいにその言葉を勉強してる人とかもいるの?
>>52057438
in japan, ぱみゅxxx words dont exist except for (きゃりー)ぱみゅぱみゅ, so definitely she (wants to) says ぱみゅぱみゅ
Is tomodachi-san here? What would you like me to draw you for Christmas.
>>52058067
Thanks. What about the rest of the sentence? Is it ならぬお経ポクポク?
>>52057809
LET'S MAKE IT FUN
What are you doing right now lads? I'm staying up overnight until my friends come to take me to a big warehouse mall
>>52057809
MENA
>>52058122
masturbating to pics of korean girls
>>52058122
i haven't slept in a day and am trying to play this piece of shit game even though the ending's spoiled
>>52057809
Babysitting, watching ep 2 of 鋼の錬金術師
>>52058113
Though i heard, idk. Even so, She doesn't say an important thing.
>>52058122
Just finished watching the first season and OVA of 新妹魔王の契約者
I think I'll go sleep after some 4chan browsing
>>52058102
chix w dix
>>52058234
kuso anime otsu desu ( ﾟω^ )ゝ 乙であります!
this season's best anime is OPM or osomatsu
>>52058234
That's my friend's favorite anime right now
>>52058261
You are not my kokojin
>>52058308
get cracking
kek
開会中の埼玉県川口市議会で、野口宏明議員(自民)の一般質問に、外国人市民の増加を犬の登録数と比較した差別的な発言があったとして、議会が議事録とネット配信用動画から一部削除する手続きをとったことが12日わかった。
発言があったのは9日の国民健康保険の外国人加入者に関する質問。野口氏は「市内の犬の登録数は今年9月末に2万6399頭。外国人は同時期に2万7028人と、もうすでに外国人のほうが多くなっている」と述べた。
>>52058299
うん、割とつまらないアニメ
今期のアニメは終わったら観る
>>52058308
>That's my friend's favorite anime right now
Your friend has shit taste because the anime is pretty boring
>>52058113
>being this unsatisfied with my perfect transcription
you're welcome
日本語スレのテンプレから英語はずしてみたらどうだろう
日本人と日本語学習者のスレになってスッキリすると思うが
日本人で英語使いたいやつは/int/のどこかのスレに行けばいいんだし
いろいろ捗るだろ
>>52058395
He said he likes the visual novel, but he does like shit animeme
>>52058466
>ボクちゃん英語できないからお前ら全員英語レス禁止!
>>52058527
kek
>>52058393
(U＾ω＾)わんわんお!
>>52058466
>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
>>52058466
英語でおk
朝鮮戦争を起こしたのは誰ですか?
朝鮮半島を南北に分断したのは誰ですか?
併合されていた台湾が反日でないのはなぜですか?
日韓対立は大国の利益。
韓国・北朝鮮の敵は日本ではありません。
反日で朝鮮半島が良くなることはありません。
進んで操られようとするのは愚かなことです。
>>52058466
Basically you should post in English in 4chan.
Go to 2chan.
>>52058466
テンプレに原則として日本語オンリーとしとけばいいんじゃね
>>52058635
>朝鮮戦争を起こしたのは誰ですか?
>朝鮮半島を南北に分断したのは誰ですか?
>併合されていた台湾が反日でないのはなぜですか?
ヒトラー?
>>52058635
日朝対立は日本の利益である 日本人が油断した瞬間にゴキブリがこの小さな島を食い荒らすことになる それはこの70年間が改めて証明している
(´・ω・` )b
>>52058466
時間帯によっては、ちっとも「日本語スレ」になってない時あるしな
できれば日本語で練習しましょう
とかでいいだろ
おい、ジャップサル、このBBSは欧米のもの、ささっと腐ったジャップBBSに帰れ!
>>52058466
両方あった方が意思疎通に便利
よくわからない日本語のレスでも英語の説明で理解できるとかあるし
안녕하세요 친구!
>>52059131
Sarang-heyo~
>>52059158
are you a girl?
>>52058739
ヒトラーもうその時死んでるじゃん
>>52059176
che ga otoko desu.
>>52059213
don't talk to him, he's absolutely autistic, beyond help
believe me, i tried, he's just too stupid
せっかく起きたのに、最初の作業がレポートとかうんざりするわ
>>52059213
진짜? what a shame..
>>52059131
나가라 개새끼
放射ジャップサル野郎、少子化は早くひどくなればいいんだよ。ジャップサルの絶滅、俺の人生の最高の日。
>>52059241
lel i don't need help and I'm not causing any trouble so where's the problem
>>52059021
このBBSはひろゆきのもの
>>52059286
Do not feed the troll.
>>52059284
you're not, now, but you always say stupid shit, get ignored and get mad when people ignore you
this is a japanese thread, you either talk in japanese or english
you can talk about korea if you want, but stay on topic or talk in japanese
>>52059308
the thread was dead anyway
I think it is very important to connect with zainichis so I come here to make their lives better because they get bullied every day
>>52059280
東アジア諸国は全般的に少子化で、日本はむしろ問題が少ない方
>>52059358
そうなのか
http://strawpoll.me/6252379
>>52059375
>Pick one
無理です
>>52059375
今気づいたけど区別するために名前変えてるのか
大変だな
>>52059351
ok, i'm not the 4chan police
all i'm saying is: if you act like a retard, people will treat you like one
but feel free to do whatever you want
>>52059427
横からごめん、そうなんだよ
あの荒らしが普通のドイツ旗のふりして釣りレスするせいでみんな警戒するから、普通のドイツ旗が苦労してる
>>52059375
north korea is the best korea
>>52059375
>Can't read it
>Chose randomly
DEVILISH
>>52059372
韓国、台湾の出生率と比べてみ
東アジアではないがシンガポールも
中国、北朝鮮はデータを信用できないのでよくわからないが少子化と言う人もいる
I've got ice cream and pizza rolls.
Time for anime
>>52059496
中国は一人っ子政策だから少子化だろ
>>52059514
夜食べると太るぞ
>>52059358
どうでもいいんだよ、ジャップサルはこの世界からきえるまで、平和になれないものだ。
放射線のおかげさまで、達成日は近く将来にみえる。
>>52059514
What are you watching?
What does this mean?
おひさひぶりだす。少し早いけど、クリスマスプレゼントです?
>>52059583
もっと伸ばせキムチ野郎
>>52059605
Dokuru chan.
The one where she has a hammer and smashes people.
>>52059561
I know ._.
>>52059620
Long time no see.
Bit too early but this is a Christmas present for you.
>>52059620
long time no see. it's a little early, but this is a Christmas present for you?
>>52059540
もうやめたよ
Not anymore
>>52059620
It's been a long time.
Is it a Christmas gift in advance.
>>52059680
>>52059701
>>52059713
ありがとう :)
>>52059662
>キムチ野郎
kekaroo, さすが頭悪い放射ジャップサル、俺はアメリカ人、つまりてめえの飼い主。
覚えてろよ、この劣等人め、サルは優秀な白人にかなわないよ、わすれんな。
>>52059673
Dokuro-chan was one of the first 10 or so animes I watched like 10 years ago. Was pretty fucking funny back then for someone just getting into anime
Not sure I want to watch it ever again, rather keep it as a 10/10 in my memory
今年の日本の出生数は去年より多いペースだそうだ
2月に確定数が公表される
>>52059514
Paradaise desu
日本は全世界から妬まれている。
アメリカと白人に軟禁されてるのに。
日本なんて4ねばいいのに。
>>52059754
Stinky kimchi, go to kimchi thread
>>52059708
遅いわ
>>52059779
>日本なんて4ねばいいのに。
お前から始めたらどうだ?
もういい加減荒らしに構ってる奴はスルーを覚えてくれ
>>52059779
Jelly kimchi, eternal slaves of Chinks, kek
>>52059754
白人よりアジア人のIQの方が高い
>>52059754
いい感じに過剰反応だね、君は。
>>52059514
I envy you
>>52059779
嫌っているのは中国と韓国と一部のルーザーだけ
>>52059808
まあまあ、彼らはかまってちゃんだからさ、そんくらいのお相手はしてやろうぜwwww
Is this how you would say "that song is pretty"?
そののうたはきれいです
>>52059883
日本語でおk
>>52059890
Drop one of the の's and it's good
>>52059768
It's pretty good. I really like the theme song and keep replaying it over and over.
I haven't found a 10 out of 10 I like yet.
I really like tonnari no sekikun
>>52059883
>そんくらいのお相手はしてやろうぜwwww
しねえよ勝手に一人でやってろって言いたいけどスレの空気悪くなるからやるならよそでやってくれ
Please stop copying our culture korea.
>>52059914
I don't need the の particle here? I thought I would because it's like わたしのねこはかわいいです, where it's being used to be more specific
>>52059825
>いい感じに過剰反応だね、君は。
IQなんてどうでもいいよ、サルの科学者は偽物の科学的発見を報告しなかったら、これをとっくにわかるけどな。
>>52059847
劣等サルを比べられると仕方がない
梅干し食べてスッパマン
こんにちくわ
みな元気?おれ、風邪引いたかも
>>52060016
I don't know the grammar rules but I don't think you can have の after その in any situation
Why is Indonesian flag in japan?
>>52060117
Poland I guess
>>52060006
全部日本人はクソを食べるです。
僕の小さいちんこは日本人が好きぺろぺろですか
>>52060117
They have come to take over Japan
>>52060117
invasion
thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ern6LHz7w
Is there any american right now?
I have a question
>>52060201
what is your question tanaka
>>52060075
伸ばせキムチ
>>52060075
>いい感じに過剰反応だね、君は。
釣りだよ。思った通りに君を釣れた。
>>52060223
I have an american friend.
He is 23 years old.
I heard that young americans often say ‘fuck’ but it is only among friends.
I have never seen that he is using such a word.
He doesn't regard me as his friend?
or he is just too polite to say F word?
I am not Tanaka though
>>52060254
Probably just too polite. It is considered bad manners to swear even if you're fine with it.
>>52060245
センチメンタルゴキブリ
麗しのウリナラファンタジー
>>52060254
He might just not curse normally, Kojima
>>52060254
ジャップサルのすべては田中。猿のすべては同じなまえ、同じ顔と原爆が投下されると、同じ結果。
>>52060254
He is definitely just being polite.
Don't even worry about it. I say 'fuck' almost every other word when with some friends, and with others I do not say it at all.
>>52060086
おだいじに
>>52060245
かっくいいい(ﾉ∀`)ｱﾁｬｰ
寂しかったらいつでもおいで子猫ちゃん
>>52060184
How old are you btw
>>52060352
why
>>52060301
you love japan because you are here
you never find it
>>52060370
Cause you said you are too old for hrt
>>52060283
>>52060289
>>52060308
thanks, guys.
I'm relieved to hear that.
>>52060392
Mid twenties. I would be a disgusting girl if I took it now.
Plus I am muscular now also
>>52060408
Bailey Jay is 27 and still hot
Though it's true that traps age even worse than girls
>>52059540
農村は一人っ子政策関係なく普通に兄弟いるらしい。ソースはバイト先の中国人。
>>52060459
Do they age worse than girls?
Wouldn't the HRT make them younger?
I even talk to a few fembois that take HRT despite considering themselves male to keep them cuter and feminine.
Plus Bailey started taking HRT before 24 im sure. She has been a meme here since like 2007.
>>52060469
それっていわゆる黒孩子(黑孩子, ヘイハイズ)じゃないのか…
戸籍すら持てない子供のこと、詳しくはググってくれ
I'm about to pass out but it's early morning and I need to do stuff
kill me
>>52060383
この糞国を好きな人は腐ったweeabooだけだ。絵めえみたいな劣等サルを嫌いしかないだ。
二つの原爆は足りなかった。
>>52060492
Just talking from perception, in older transwomen the man always seems to shine through
>>52060606
That is true...they do have a small shelf life where they are pretty.
I have no clue what they do at that point since their bfs are going to have a hard time staying attracted to a male.
>>52060570
>>52060570
did you say ‘please kill me’ or something in this thread few days ago?
>>52060592
>>52060631
probably
>>52060661
Baby pleeeeease kill me.
>>52060288
日本人です
竹島、尖閣は日本の領土
I'm just done with the exam for this term. yay!
>>52060724
Congratulations! I have one math exam next Friday and then I am done too
>>52060724
お疲れさん。
>>52060695
I have not heard of this
is キルミーベイベー worth watching?
maybe I can immerse myself in it and pretend I'm dying
>>52060734
good luck on you, m8
>>52060735
ありがとさーん( *´艸｀)
>>52060661
are you psychiatrically unstable?
>>52060724
今は高校の期末シーズンか
お疲れ!
>>52060724
>>52060734
I have mine after christmas
I don't know if I like it that way or not
>>52060757
I don't actually want you to kill me
"I want to die", "just kill me now", e.t.c. are just phrases meant to be taken as dark comedy (in this context anyway)
>>52060762
>高校
....(´・ω・｀) ﾏｱ､ｿｳｲｳｺﾄﾆｼﾃｵｷﾏｽ
>>52060635
ツンデレじゃないよ、本当にジャップサルが消えればいい。
>>52060774
I have three classes registered and ongoing.
Their finals are in the mid February.
For now, I'm going to take it easy and enjoying the moment.
>>52060793
毎日たいへんだな
>>52060783
(´・ω・`)
Don't make me worried.
>>52060793
わざわざ日本語スレに毎日来て、構って欲しいなんて、もうツンデレストーカー以上じゃん
>>52060824
そうだよ、自分の原爆を作ればいいのに。
>>52060907
ツンデレじゃないよ、ジャップサルが俺の憎みをちゃんと分かってほしい。世界から消えるは目的なんだから。
>>52060822
Good luck, I have my tests in mid January
>>52060953
>>52060953
まずは友達もいない、誰にも認められない自分の人生に向き合ってみたらどうだろう?
>>52060953
ツンデレストーカーにメンヘラ気質か
属性てんこ盛りだな
>>52060876
>Japan-san cares about you
>>52060953
ツンデレと微妙に拙い日本語が可愛く見えてきた
>>52060990
>>52060999
無理やり荒らしで萌えようとしなくていから
見てて痛々しいんじゃ
黙ってリポートしてくんない?
日本がセレブぶってるのを
下から見上げている白人は
世界の95%
そいつらの気持ち考えた事あんのか?
まだ成長したいだと?
調子に乗んな
そろそろ、やられるね
hello japan
>>52060963
あんたはいい奴気がする、糞ジャップサルの中でも、いい奴もいる。戦争の時に、命を助けないけど。
>>52060982
>>52060990
>>52060999
>>52061031
原爆の爆発で死ね、劣等放射ジャップサル野郎
>>52061051
Hi Brazil!
How do you feel about beautiful Japanese mothers and grandmothers?
>>52061057
>die in the explosion of the atomic bomb, inferiority radiation Jap monkey bastard
some serious animosity going on here
>>52061057
もーあんたなんか知らないんだから!
ってことですね
>>52060993
I'm serious m8 (´;ω;`)
I feel sad when people say "I want to die"
>>52061065
>women
>beautiful
>>52061088
How do you feel about beautiful Japanese boipussy?
>>52061101
>>52061101
Japan has the best twinks
