negro porters Edition
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B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
Another excerpt from A Frenchman in America: Recollections of Men and Things, by Max O'Rell.
"The tip in America is not /de rigueur/ as in Europe. The cabman charges you so much, and expects nothing more. He would lose his dignity by accepting a tip (many run the risk). He will often ask you for more than you owe him ; but this is the act of a sharp man of business, not the act of a servant. In doing so, he does not derogate from his character.
The negro is the only servant who smiles in America, the only one who is sometimes polite and attentive, and the only one who speaks English with a pleasant accent.
The negro porter in the sleeping cars has seldom failed to thank me for the twenty-five or fifty cent piece I always give him after he has brushed—or rather, swept—my clothes with his little broom."
rate my accent my american overlord
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K5glKjmIS2
>>52035273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SZ9o4HAVQs
>>52035693
>you sound like a cross between a Latino and Indian
People have feelings, you know.
>>52035081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04js2X9cMae
>>52035693
>cross between latino and indian
the ultimate wog
I didnt really try to "correct" my accent I just read it, so I think it's pretty representative of the greek accent
this is me speaking greek: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oHyEXhK2m3
The text
Θα γίνουν την άλλη Κυριαkή οι εkλογές στη Νέα Δημοkρατία για την ανάδειξη του νέου προέδρου του kόμματος ή όχι; Μια... απορία στην οποία μέχρι χθες kάποιος μπορούσε να απαντήσει με σιγουριά «ναι» αλλά σήμερα, σχεδόν μια εβδομάδα πριν στηθούν οι εσωkομματιkές kάλπες, kανείς δεν μπορεί να είναι kαι τόσο σίγουρος!
Any Spanish for me to read?
French?
>>52036034
from last thread since no one read this:
Qué hermosa noche,
Cuántas estrellas en el cielo,
Madre,
Abreme la ventana
Que quiero verlas.
No, hija, no, no, no,
Que estás enferma,
Y el aire de la noche
Dañarte podría,
No, hija, no.
Ay, madre mía,
Ya a nuestra puerta
Un perro aúlla.
Madre, cuando amanezca
Ya estaré muerta.
Abreme la ventana.
>>52035910
I love our stoopit accent, too bi onest
>>52035910
Bretty good, 7/10 2 for accent although it was intelligible and 1 for "Cloth-ez", Clothes should be pronounced as "Clō-thz"
>>52035081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fvcPMEnZ6v
>>52036034
En arriver à ne plus apprécier que le silence, c'est réaliser l'expression essentielle du fait de vivre en marge de la vie. Chez les grands solitaires et les fondateurs de religions, l'éloge du silence a des racines plus profondes qu'on ne l'imagine. Il faut pour cela que la présence des hommes vous ait exaspéré, que la complexité des problèmes vous ait dégoûté au point que vous ne vous intéressiez plus qu'au silence et à ses cris.
>>52036093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xjT7wYZuOv
>>52036178
Ayy
>>52036093
/LAT/ NEEDED
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cXdwnZPcb9
>>52035871
kek
>>52035910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16FNQaczrWQ
>>52036241
>>52036315
Thanks for the r8s
>>52036259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09XJ5MwjdMO
Need a frog to help me, literally have never taken a French class, only Spanish and Arabic D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D
>52036455
>Arabic
>>52036544
>>Arabic
for what purpose?
>>52036586
I was about to ask you whether you're some kinda shitskin
I like my America WASP
>>52036007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07INEgrSu30
Fuck, that was hard.
Italian poetry:
Ben se' crudel, se tu già non ti duoli
pensando ciò che 'l mio cor s'annunziava;
e se non piangi, di che pianger suoli?
(Dante Alighieri, Divina Commedia, Inferno, Canto XXXII)
Italian prose:
I pochi ospiti del vecchio albergo in vetta al monte Gajo avevano da una settimana il piacere di sentir parlare il senatore Romualdo Reda.
(L. Pirandello, "Dal naso al cielo"
>>52036455
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09XJ5MwjdMO
That wasn't great t b h
The t in essentielle sounds like s
The c from racine sounds like a s not a k
You forgot some liasons between "des hommes" and "plus apprécier"
You mispronounced exaspéré
The g in dégoûté sounds like j
>>52036639
Ah, I'm a Cis White male, 2bh
I just learn Arabic and Spanish and am about to start a Russian course
>>52036691
but are you anglo-saxon and protestant
>>52036685
>The g in dégoûté sounds like j
Doesn't sounds like* woups
>>52036720
N O
O
>>52036769
into the trash it goes then
>>52036685
>>52036732
And I was about to question you actually being French famille
>>52036856
Nah I just misstyped
>>52036933
you ain't exactly the brightest nigga on the block now ain't you Barbosa
>>52036641
are you in a helicopter m8? your pc is even louder than mine!
anyway, this was cute as fuck tbqh. you did some major mistakes, but the biggest error was that you read some things the wrong way.
for example:
ει and οι are pronounced like ee, they are the same exact sound like υ,η,ι
ου is pronounced like your u, like in do
also we dont emphasize when there is the same letter twice, like you guys do.
here's some italian, I would appreciate if you rated
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wIO1nEhpnQ
>>52037117
Almost perfect: you pronounced "ch" wrong the first time and perfectly the second one.
"ch" is ALWAYS hard (a "k" sound) in Italian words.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT CHA-CHA-CHA?"
Cha-cha-cha is not Italian.
Seriously, 9/10
(Oh, I read Greek text that way because I have been studying in Liceo ANCIENT Greek, therefore, you know...)
>Nobody can pronounce this
>:D
Afkamta ti átaca ümt eavàštûs
ekšiarmé im ovarpiňžaňúd
Ulalirň ielarkardh ku íxtoilîpa
Fkasa ki uikšálasqa ta ur
Uss uextarp tu pšaluëlceptu
Oan-n ti azgochalisqoa
Obal /atřei řalařţaň ¯ ça ëišlalûňň
Veolizrišší odroustassurn
Ip’asulletla izkaluntekra auvaleňša tu
Izkalothuspa ill aixhalûçka ti emsarelqu
Aundal tu užáyâlöt’ iku iandalisq
Żu’alêphúr żu’alôphír
Ip’asulletla izkaluntekra auvaleňša tu
Izkalothuspa ill aixhalûçka ti emsarelqu
Ôtçaluasqa ötçaluëčha
Oan-n ti azgochalisqoa
Ip’asulletla izkaluntekra auvaleňša tu
Izkalothuspa ill aixhalûçka ti emsarelqu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wXgGe2x1Cr
Is my accent more American or more European? Or is it totally alien? I like the Canadian accent the best, it's neutral and nice. Am I on my way? It's weird to learn the language from so many sources, I understand all spoken English without getting cues of different accents, so my choices end up all arbitrary.
I can also attempt some heavy, intentional British accent and fail pretty hard, just for your amusement! Here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vLYao8PIwJ
>>52036007
I have no background on Greek, but I would attempt if it were romanized.
>>52036093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTJi0Q4f5Z
>>52036259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oxYPs8MJ1G
>>52036641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x0FcOAvOlD
>>52037374
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oxYPs8MJ1G
x sounds like ks not like s
There's a liason at "vous ait" and "vous intéressiez"
The s from the plural is always silent
>>52037374
Not so good, but neither so bad.
The only thing I don't appreciate is, not your fault, the lack of...pathos.
I'll try to explain the context:
we are in the last Infernal section. Count Ugoline is biting Ruggieri's skull, a man who locked Ugoline and his sons in a tower.
Ugoline had to see his sons die in front of him, before eating them in order to survive.
The translation is:
"You really are cruel, if you do not awe
thinking about what my heart foretold me
and if you do not cry, what do you usually cry about?"
(Oh, "già" is pronounced with soft g, as in "geometry";
" 'l " is shortened for "il", so you are right, because it is used in poetry)
Not bad, let's say
>>52037294
thanks for the feedback, amico
you did well for the first time reading modern greek. ancient greek had a bit different pronounciation, although in school we didnt learn that :/
>>52037374
Here's the romanized version:
Tha yínun tin álli Kiriakí i ekloyés sti Néa Dimokratía yia tin anádixi tu néu proédru tu kómmatos í óhi? Mia. . . aporía stin opía méhri hthes kápios borúse na apantísi me siguriá «ne» allá símera, shedón mia evdomáda prin stithún i esokommatikés kálpes, kanís den borí na íne kai tóso síguros!
th is pronounced like th in theater
d is pronounced like th in the, that, this
e is like egg
h is like h in hunter and you have to read it everywhere.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNTlhogngO praise the gods (I really need a better mic so it doesn't crackle)
>>52038026
what did I just listen
>>52038118
the praising of gods
>>52037622
>The s from the plural is always silent
This one I didn't know, thanks! Sorry about the others.
(If there is a vowel after a plural, then there is a liason, right? Like "les garçons ont")
>>52037691
Ooh, sorry, I read it mechanically because I know nothing about Italian. With translation in hands, let me attempt it once again!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghMZn9vUqk
>>52037367
Felt like Polish mixed with Finnish, so that's why I went with.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jmWbV1caDp
>>52037739
>h is like h in hunter
I think you are trying to trick me, since Ellada is mute, but I will read it like you instructed me, Plato.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eu1gsTLkf6
Guys, let's try LATIN
Et sunt viri pastores ovium curamque habent alendorum gregum; pecora sua et armenta et omnia, quae habere potuerunt, adduxerunt secum.
(Liber Genesis, 46, 32)
>>52038312
something is portuguese plz
>>52038312
Your microphone is shitty, but it's like some elementary pupils would read it.
Seriously, much better
>>52038312
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jmWbV1caDp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM-r-4dIMic
>>52038312
>This one I didn't know, thanks! Sorry about the others.
Cheers, don't apologize, I'm here to rate
>(If there is a vowel after a plural, then there is a liason, right? Like "les garçons ont")
Yeah you're right, but in your example I wouldn't do the liason actually kek
>>52038358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kir8fdyc4n r8 (trying to put on a bit of a preacher voice there)
>>52038360
Ó fragúndio bugalhostro
tua micturição é para mim
Qual manchimucos num lúrgido mastim.
Frêmeo implochoro-o, ó meu perlíndromo exangue.
Adrede me não apagianaste a crímidos dessartes?
Ter-te-ei rabirrotos, raio que o parte!
>>52038358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XQoE1lsOnP
>>52038452
Oh, lol, in this case you can't even rate if I did well. Judging by the video, though, I messed up the consonants like ch/c/q/x completely.
>>52038358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UjTGMdKGKL also some more latin 4 u 2 r8
>>52038312
I used the h in the place o χ and x in the place of ξ
Τhe H in Hellas (Ελλας) is used to in the place of the dasia, a kind of toning that influenced pronounciation. this doesnt exist anymore
your accent is cute af, maybe even cuter than the italian's. you didnt do any major mistakes. the only mistake is the way you pronounced the x. it's supposed to like a ks sound, like in axe. other than that slow but understandable
>>52038555
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XQoE1lsOnP
Pecora is accented on the e.
Apart from that autist voice (WHY), it was perfect.
It would be 10/10 if you didn't use that fucking tone. It sounded tragically unuseful.
>>52038606
"Pècora"
"Quae" is spelled "què"
Adduxerunt is with the accented e.
Very good
8.5/10
>>52038358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kMtBdifYiG
>a greek reading latin to an italian over the internet
what a time to be alive
>>52038641
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UjTGMdKGKL
Where does this text come from?
>>52038770
For the laughs m8, posting things in your regular voice all the time get's a bit boring after a while
>>52038843
>>a greek reading latin to an italian over the internet
>I used to translate from Ancient Greek to Latin and backwards in Liceo
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AS WELL!
It was truly perfect. You said all the words pefectly, each of them.
I'd be glad to read some greek exametres for you, if you posted it
>>52038892
From a song
>>52038966
>greek exametra
mio amico, it's sad but even if you read it right, I wouldnt really know, cause they dont teach ancient pronounciation. also we didnt do ANY ancient greek poetry. We only had philosophy (Plato, Aristotle) and history (Xenophon, Thoukididis).
You can read my favourite Aristotle quote if you want.
Ἔστιν ἄρα ἡ ἀρετὴ ἕξις προαιρετιkή, ἐν μεσότητι οὖσα τῇ πρὸς ἡμᾶς, ὡρισμένῃ λόγῳ kαὶ ᾧ ἂν ὁ φρόνιμος ὁρίσειεν. μεσότης δὲ δύο kαkιῶν, τῆς μὲν kαθ’ ὑπερβολὴν τῆς δὲ kατ’ ἔλλειψιν·
>>52039183
It's very shocking that GREEK schools do not teach Ancient Greek texts and pronounciation.
I mean: it was the thing that contributed the most during Renaissance
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jxkwTTXmCN have some elvis nigguhs
do this
Maoz tzur yeshuati
lecha na-eh le-shabe'eh'ach
tikon be'tefilati
ve'sham toda nezabe'eh'ach
blah blah blah
az egmor be'shir mizmor
Hannuckat Ha'mizbe'eh'ach
>>52039296
this is a language?
>>52038026
Warduna?
Very nice, very nice indeed.
>>52039354
Old Hebrew
>>52039354
>American education
That's Hebrew you dumbfuck, know the language of your greatest ally
>>52039431
Wardruna*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c24XFgBOhp
any russians willing to listen to an israeli playing kino?
>>52039505
lel daklon you proxy now?
how u been?
>>52039431
>>52039486
Yeah it's Wardruna, thanks m8. Here, have some more Elvis http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEDVGkW7dy
>>52039296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZwwH1s2SoM
wtf is with the "-s" and " 's "?
>>52039505
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWW
>>52039268
Ancient is mandatory in middle school and for one year in highschool. it's focused only on grammar, syntax and translation.
then you choose if you want to continue. for the last two years in highschool ancient greek lesson covers the rest of the grammar, syntax and covers Lysias, Dimosthenis, Isokratis some Sofoklis (basically a joke),Plato and Aristotle.
It's actually useful cause through ancient greek you develop a deeper understanding of the structure of modern greek, but the way the lesson is taught is a fucking joke.
>>52039673
I've been watching too much masterchef
Gordon Ramsay's videos are like therapy to me, same goes for Bob Ross's
>>52039605
my internet decides i'm american, whatever.
working around the clock
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkHMvUUI4T
>>52039625
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEDVGkW7dy
Kek, that was actually a bloody good job. Good going lad :DDD
> A Finn singing Elvis
Life is good
>>52039437
>ally
but the Bible's in english?
>>52039789
if it's the uk masterchef the constant tense music and harsh sounding female narrator piss me the fuck off desu
>>52039630
p solid my man
well all the the syllables before the "-s" and "'s" are basically sepearte words, so i just marked it like that although the entire thing is supposed to be read together
>>52039817
Yeah I usually sing Elvis, Sinatra, Johnny Cash etc. (you've heard me do Cash at least)
>>52039877
it's the US one with Ramsay
>>52039813
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkHMvUUI4T
so cute
happy holiday my man
>>52039273
>some elvis nigguhs
I read that a Elvish for some reason.
Read this
http://www.electricscotland.com/history/fairy/fairybook09.htm
>>52039909
US stuff is almost worse because of the constant recap after a 2 min ad break and then ridiculous orchestral music and false smiling.
Fucking normie tv, REEEEEEEE
>>52039505
hint:
uzhé
prikhódyat
trevózhat
>>52039938
מי זה בכלל :((
>>52039630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hrtX9kT1qD
pretty hard
>>52039999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UBvx44GSMR
>>52039983
Nigga I ain't gonna read all of that, but I'll read a bit http://vocaroo.com/i/s13rU26mw9EX
>>52036312
/lat/ here
CHI
CA
NO
>amanezaca
a-ma-nez-ca
the rest was pretty much flawless
post ur we wuz kingz n shiieet
with HOL UP
>>52039983
Elvish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0aaq5pjnQ
>>52040213
jeez when the sod did i record that? kek
>>52040355
like a week ago
also, check'd both
>>52040431
no memory of that, desu
>>52040096
מי זה כבר יכול להיות
>>52040518
you need to cut back on alcohol
Looking for some Finnish, French, Italian, English, Spanish or Japanese (romanized).
To make things fun, you can tell me to read it a certain way (high voice, sad voice, retarded, mocking voice, angry etc.)
If you pick another language, I may try, but I take no liability for the outcome.
>>52039296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18IbQIgwhCZ
>>52040659
Eero (at least I think it was you), you twat, posting that Ensiferum song and then never coming back to rate. That's Swedish-tier m.o. in these threads tbfh.
>>52040715
Sing the national anthem of italy.
>>52040728
what a dick fuck that guy
>>52040728
rused hard
>>52040728
;^)
I have got a challenge for you!
Try reading the picture!
It would be much appreciated!
The last line is unfinished.
Don't read that!
Eero, did you end up downloading WarThunder? also, anyone else here play WarThunder?
>>52041358
used to play it, got bored because the soviets are so overpowered and all german stuff is shit in comparison
>>52036007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sIXMkQPMcc
>>52041309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16zeiMO2OLe
Hungarian is almost released on Duolingo btw
>>52041309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Oy1YVsI6c6
>>52040983
Post Bokmål
>>52041419
you're getting lazy ya basterd. it's all good though, perfect every time
did you study the greek grammar book you posted? was it like a couple of weeks ago?
>>52041589
Post Scots
>>52041570
Flawless.
Got that slovakian accent,but flawless!
>>52041446
Rather good!
"sz"=english "s"
>>52041661
Ah cannae understand a werd ye'er saying wee bonnie lad are ye sure yar nae a wee bairn?
>>52041309
You're not my boss!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KQLn2AKbsW
>>52041742
His point is that bokmål is a norwegian thing, not a danish one
>>52041776
>bokmål is a norwegian thing
:^)
>>52041776
I know, I just happen to like writing stuff phonetically in a Scottish accent
>>52041802
There is no division in Danish, whether or not you consider bokmål to be danish in language is another matter.
>>52041684
>Got that slovakian accent
I'm surprised you can tell. Do you often hear Slovaks speaking Hungarian? Is the accent as hilarious as Hungarian accent in Slovak?
>>52041894
>whether or not you consider bokmål to be danish in language is another matter
yeah, that was my point
>>52041935
I went to the southern part of slovakia quite a lot.
Hungarians who live there speak hungarian in a similar manner.
I tought you were a hungarian living in slovakia át first glance.
>>52041623
I think it was last week. Did not read that much yet.
Thread is already ded ?
sooo... does anyone wanna VoIP? I can't seem to build up the motivation to get drunk by myself watching episodes of Would I Lie To You? all day tbqh
>>52044404
VoIP ? what's that ?
why is allowed to exist
>>52044483
WHERE ARE THE VOWELS AAAAAAAH IT BURNS MY EYES
>>52044483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRTdWNePyr
ez
>>52044551
>>52044453
online poker, tinychat, etc
>>52044675
Ohh okay, maybe later
I wonder who this could be....
http://www.people.com/article/new-zealand-scrabble-champion-french-dictionary
>>52044483
I feel like a robot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1siOlWJGAqN
>>52044911
Holy shit, that's fucking insane
Someone get a mechanic, >>52045318's malfunctioning.
>>52045318
Took a look at my Vocaroo Thread folder. I've really put alot of effort into these things.
>>52044483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FLJ4K52QbK
>>52041309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ceQInyfY8e
>>52036259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vZSyD1nSVQ
>>52046473
Do you save every vocaroo people send you?
>>52046473
I had to start using spotify because some jews on youtube deleted all the good music
open the vocaroo folder, I'm curious
>>52046473
that's creepy as fuck
>>52046492
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vZSyD1nSVQ
Very good, two very small mistakes :
You pronounced the t from essentielle kinda like a "sh", it sounds like a s, and you forgot a liason at "ait exaspéré.
>>52046473
Almost 4GB, kek why do you keep in there ? open it !
>>52046711
>why
What* damn I cannot into english anymore
>>52046811
>damn I cannot into english anymore
that's because you're a frenchie
>>52046941
Shots fired.
>>52046941
4chan should be in french, things would be easier like that.
>>52046537
No, only the ones that are important to me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XLQQbTFBXm
>>52046621
Spotify is great irregardless of YouTube's copyright policies. It's so much more convenient, although YouTube obviously still beats it because of the music videos.
And
>>52046699
>>52046711
I think you guy've misunderstood me. They're almost all just my own recordings that've required me to use Audacity to record with instead of directly to Vocaroo.com
There are only a select few vocs from other people that I've saved because they've amused me to a special extent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lk4dWbkb7n
>>52045439
Cld y myb lbrt bt tht txt, thgh? ll vwls r th sm wknd n?
>>52046473
>4GB of random strangers reading random shit
>that avatar
>history of helicopters
>penpals
You need friends. And I'm going down the same road, just not as autistic (yet).
Socket, locket and rocket are good rhymes, but depending on the flavor you want to give, a nearly-rhyme is more engagine, like packet, racket or even stretches like "plugged it".
>>52047078
pic of open folder, I want to see how you've arranged it and what's in there
>>52047152
Not sure if 4chan's gonna let me post this.
>>52047465
>Finnish 1, Finnish 2
w-who is it?
>>52047705
pretty sure it's him speaking finnish desu
requesting german, spanish, or portuguese lads
>>52047756
I'm pretty sure he has saved few vocaroos by finns
>>52047151
>>4GB of random strangers reading random shit
tbqh on my "Other Vocaroonis" folder is other people. And it's only 93.6mb. It's mostly just people reciting Cold Lampin' by Flava Flav or reading an excerpt from my short story, The Days of our Nine Lives.
This is my fave voc in the folder. It's a classic desu. I had forgotten that I had saved it, and now I'm really happy to have found it again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VFrTSQLjBh
>>52047807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VFrTSQLjBh
kek, well it wasn't as bad as I remembered
>>52047782
Sofia a princípio abriu os olhos, umas duas vezes; depois, acostumou-se ao rumor, e deixou-os fechados, a ver se dormia. Passado algum tempo, ouviu passos na rua, e levantou a cabeça, supondo que era Carlos Maria que regressava; era um carteiro que lhe trazia uma carta da roça. Entregou-lha em mão. Ao sair do jardim, tropeçou o carteiro no pé de um banco e caiu de bruços, espalhando as cartas no chão. Sofia não pode conter o riso.
>>52047782
- Meddel Leude Servus und Herzlich Willkommen.
- Ich esse Mehlwürmer deswegen bin ich kein Mexikaner
- Wer den alten Drachen mit einem glühenden Späher kitzelt der wird das Feuer spüren
>>52048155
What's the last line say? "I'in't gonna stop this, bro, it's my autismo; so just take a seat and be an equal autist with the beat"?
>>52048489
something like "I can't stop this flow, it's my autismo, so just take a seat and be a neet while I mistreat the beat"
just tried to get some rhymes to make the bars equal unomsayin?
>>52048653
Ahh, that's really good actually. Nice job at rapping, when's your mixtape droppin' brah?
anyone for poker?
>>52049414
does prince harry bang hookers?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03P2cG0VeC4
>>52049486
níl fhios agam
>>52049559
Tá tú homaighnéasach?
(how close was Google translate?)
someone else pls come this small-talk is crippling he is talking about his lack of trust of alarm clocks
>>52049908
I don't partake into anonymous gatherings outside anonymous imageboards, but I don't see where I would be supposed to go being disclosed in this thread. Am I missing something?
So is there poker ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qfagG3qSCQ
>>52050084
yeah sorry, new people hardly ever come to the poker room when we post the link. it's usually just 4 or 5 regulars that all bookmark it. the site is:
bluffave.org/vocaroothread
it's actually rather quiet right now desu. best hours are between 2 and 5 EST when all the Europoors are awake.
>>52050215
yes and no. me and eero are just typing to each other. ireland went to sleep so that e can get up later to watch the mcgoober fight
>>52050741
It says the room is empty
>>52048468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G6j2nZWJ98
sorry for the slow rhythm, there were lots of words i didn't recognize and had to sound out each letter
>>52048476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fmgUdPcZpO
>>52051168
very good desu. you even pronounced ü and ä right
you sound like a dutchman
>>52051168
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G6j2nZWJ98
Very good, you have a strong accent but i could understand what you said. You only need to improve the rythim and intonation of some words.
>>52051437
>>52051713
thanks lads
>>52050252
Ah, the beautiful sound of someone swearing with a mic shoved down his throat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11kOC5gtqaf
>>52051896
>>52051896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qpjxkc51Rj
>>52036254
whoops, my bad, I didn't see this one earlier. Really nice frog accent. You're good at accents, bro.
>>52052896
at first I thought you overlayed his voc onto the song, but I don't think it's the same. so like, is this a thing to scream Linkin Park lyrics?
bump desu
