Do you like our bread /int/ ?
>>52032890
I wanna shove a baguette up your ass.
>>52032908
JUST
>>52032890
I wanna shove a baguette up my ass.
>>52032890
Yes we do. The most popular kind of bread in Brazil is pão francês.
Why does it dry up so quickly?
>>52033146
Put the baguette in a freezer to concerve it and when you want to eat it you just put la baquette into le microwave 10 ~ 15 seconds and its perfect again
>>52032890
i like baguettes and french sticks my friend
>a fucking boring english loaf of bread
bun that family
>>52033376
>le
>>>/reddit/
>>52032931
JUST DO IT
>>52032988
JUST DO IT
>mfw i buy american bread cheese
its literally hard to eat. but its good with milk.
>>52034075
What ?
>>52034075
>its literally hard to eat.
I'm laughing, but I don't know why
Yeah memes aside baguettes are pretty damn good
>>52032890
When we lived in a majority white neighborhood it was the only alternative we had to the bolillo. It's aight.
>>52034075
>but its good with milk
oh mon dieu
Is that a regular way to it french bread in Japan ?
One of the best imo
Personal choice goes to cuban bread though
>>52037199
>Majority white
>bolillo
Did mexiaboos become a thing overnight or something?
>>52032890
French baguette confirmed best baguette.
Please save us from soft on the outside non crunchy fake dutch baguette.
>>52037245
What's wrong with eating baguette with milk ? You don't have breakfast ?
it's very good pierre-san
>>52032890
it's okay, but croissants are overrated
>MY FACE WHEN I'VE NEVER HAD FRENCH BREAD
I like the rustic bread made with sourdough
Baguettes are god tier to-bh
>>52032890
Yes.
Baguette means wand btw
yes
baguettes are so fucking good
>>52037199
>bolilo with menudo
>bolilo makes a torta
So good.
>>52038109
you poor soul
>>52032890
I get cramps, gas and diarrhea from gluten. I like bread but can't eat it.
>>52038109
>I share a board with this kind of guy
>>52038082
Yea, still good but yes. We have a lot of pastries actually better.
>>52032890
oui
>tfw eating a baguette right now
>tfw i bought it for $2.50 from the metro
>tfw the bottom of the bag broke and it spilled baguette dust all over my naked cock
>>52038362
>people pay 2.50 for a baguette
That's tough
>>52032890
bread is for fatass carb-queens
it's the biggest waste of calories
I admit I do, dearest enemy
>>52038577
>Muh calories
>Not enjoying life
Fresh bread + anything in the picture is the best humanity has to offer
>>52033146
Stale bread > moldy bread
At least stale bread can be toasted
>>52033679
Shouldn't you be posting Costanzas, grandpa?
>>52032890
They say it's diabetus in bread form
>>52032890
I love French bread, but in France it's hard to find the diversity of bread sorts you have in a common German bakery.
>>52033146
Because you live in the Goddamned desert
>>52038577
>muh calories
Are you a woman or what?
>>52032890
Yes, very much so
French cuisine even makes me like eating things I normally detest
>>52039109
I'm genuinly surprised by your comment, I've been to Germany and saw good bakeries with a lot of choice but I see the same thing everyday in my city, we have tons of breads and pastries different in every decent bakeries
>>52033679
Bit he French tho
>>52034075
Is it really this hard ?
>>52034075
>Japanese "teeth"
Only when it is in your ass but undigested.
>>52032988
>>52032931
>>52032908
Didn't see these posts till now. Wow.
>>52033376
>microwave bread
You're retarded?
>>52038508
That's how much (decent) bread is here.
>>52040441
Either way he means heat it up you dumb cunt.
>>52040396
Holy fuck that's gross
>>52040611
You don't microwave bread
>>52032890
Genuine French bread is often so fucking hard you cut your mouth on the crust.
>>52040538
Well I'll know what to say next time an American asks me what's better in Europe, here a baguette like pic related costs about 1 euro, between 60 cents to 1.10 euro depending if it's top quality (or bio) or supermarket tier
>>52040611
There is no other viable way to heat frozen bread.
Doesn't matter, because you're both retarded.
>not just letting it thaw
>>52032890
It's excellent senpai
>muh bread
french fags are the worst. all of you continental pussies. bread is bread, packaged supermark loafs are the same as fresh bread from bakeries
>>52040689
That's true once I cut my wrist on a crumb that was on the table, I had half a cm of bread stuck in the flesh
Still good tho
>>52040798
t. fisherman
>>52040798
>bread is bread, packaged supermark loafs are the same as fresh bread from bakeries
>>52040798
>packaged supermark loafs are the same as fresh bread from bakeries
t. canned breadfag
>>52040798
>This triggers the French
Wait, that's me
WTF DID U JUST SAY I SWEAR ON ME MUM ILL RECK U
Lithuanian bread is the best bread
t. not even lithuanian
Nothing surpasses the daily brötchen.
God-tier bread. Plus you can actually make a good sandwich with it.
>>52040915
>canned bread
>>52032890
yes. always have
>>52040915
>>52040974
>>52040901
>>52040885
>europeans buy bread that hasnt been sliced and packaged for easy transportation
>>52040829
I spent Christmas in France once, in Provence at a family friend's house. The fucking bakery was open on Christmas Day, literally why?
>>52041124
For the smart asses who forgot to buy their bûche de Noel in time I guess
>>52032890
Americans do it better. Just like how they figured out Italians made inferior pizza.
>>52041233
ngl it was a shit Christmas compared to here, didn't feel like anyone gave a fuck about it.
>>52041121
>UK
>Not European
>>52041267
That's not a French problem I guess the people you were with didn't care, Christmas is taken seriously on various degrees depending the families
I like French bread, but recently I've preferred Italian. I think it tastes better and has a better texture. It also makes much better toast.
>>52041363
What it is you call Italian bread ? True question
>>52041341
Nah the family I was with are English and integrated, bloke speaks fluent French. I just meant the overall sort of atmosphere in the area wasn't Christmassy at all desu. Maybe it was just because I was away from home.
>>52041398
>English
>integrated
Sure thing m8
>>52041390
Something that looks like this, at least the crumb.The crust is different from what the bread I get. There is no standardized terming in America, so the definition my local store uses for Italian may not be consistent with anything
>>52041398
I see, well for starter you were in Provence, not exactly the typical Christmas background
That penis-shaped thing is triggering rape victims all around the world.
>>52041279
do you think we are?
>>52041398
Leaf in the UK, can confirm Christmas is a massive deal here
>>52041534
I see, well I see this type of bread daily in my town too but frankly France and Italy share some many things as far as food is concerned that I can't really picture what Italian bread would be, before I discovered internet I didn't even know the baguette was a French thing because you can find it everywhere
>>52041508
>says the immigrant who probably isn't integrated
He's wealthy has a French gf, lives in some remote village and does a lot in his community.
>>52041540
True.
>>52041626
More so than Canada?
>>52041567
Yes I do
Since I'm on 4chan I don't think of Russia as European anymore but the UK is European, you being an island doesn't change it. Iceland is considered European after all
>>52041692
>I don't think of Russia as European anymore
Just to clarify aprox. up until the Ural basically. But let's not change the subject
>>52041653
Seems so, I remember as a kid everyone would love christmas and put up lights in my neighbour but then my town got tons of Asians and blacks so the spirit died. Christmas is definitely a bigger deal here
>>52041784
Will you be here for Christmas? You staying with an English family?
>>52041643
>France and Italy share some many things as far as food is concerned that I can't really picture what Italian bread would be
You're right, so probably even though they label it Italian it could be just as French as well. They probably just labeled it for convenience because it was slightly more similar to bread from Italy than bread from France.
You'll have trouble finding bread in America labelled the same way you would find it labeled in France or Europe in general
>>52041653
>wealthy
>heterosexual
>altruistic
Well he is hardly french now is he m8.
>>52041784
Blacks in French overseas territories love Christmas, a lot of them are still serious Christians and once I spent Christmas in Réunion Island it was a big deal, tons of people in the street with songs, full churches etc
>>52041829
Yeah, staying in a hostel in London for a few more days but I'll be going to more hostels in Canterbury,York and the Edinburgh. Christmas in Scotland and hogmany will be sweet but I'm only in hostels.
>>52041653
>More so than Canada?
Christmas here is a bit more commercialized.
I find it weird how every show in the UK does a Christmas episode.
American tv kind of stops around Christmas.
Denser populations lead to more Christmas stuff.
>>52041862
>You'll have trouble finding bread in America labelled the same way you would find it labeled in France or Europe in general
That's true, but hey who cares about labels I'll recognize a type of bread even if it's called another way
Aren't you busy banning tor or something else because terrorists are so scary?
>>52041997
>I'm only in hostels
That'll be shit you'll miss out on a proper Christmas Dinner. Unless you go to a pub.
>>52042028
You and burgerland have Thanksgiving though so maybe Christmas doesn't seem as special when you had a similar thing recently?
>>52041875
You want dem (you) tonight
>>52041986
We get a lot of Jamaicans that don't care about Christmas and Chinese who don't even know it's a thing. Not bad people just kinda killed Christmas in my city
>>52042083
what
>>52042095
Yeah I don't know anyone here in the UK my dad has cousins but we broke contact. Hostel will have to do.
>>52038109
Not even french bread pizza?
And you call yourself a 'murrican
>>52042095
You're right about American Thanksgiving. It's the busiest travel week in the country.. But Canadian Thanksgiving isn't that big a deal, and it's 10 weeks before Christmas.
Maybe the weather is too harsh to have regular stuff every year.
>>52042128
The French government is trying to ban Tor because terrorists used it or whatever, I don't know much about those things but they are indeed trying to ban it
>>52042244
What is this abomination of nature?
>>52042228
Are you alone? You shouldn't be alone for Christmas m8 ;_;
Go find some people and go to a pub for Christmas Day lunch, would advise booking though rather than just turning up.
>>52042286
French bread pizza.
It's like pizza, but with french bread.
>>52042095
Christmas in Burgerland is a huge deal. Thanksgiving is literally an appetizer for the holiday season because Christmas is so important.
>>52042244
Would eat
I enjoy refined French cuisine but it doesn't mean I wouldn't eat 10 of those things
>>52042295
I'm sure I'll figure something out I love it here but I'm pretty lonely.
>>52042228
If you're in Scotland, should go look at the ba game in Kirkwall on Christmas and New Years.
>>52042457
Could always go to Church on Christmas Day and hope some old people take pity and inviite you back for food.
>>52042269
>You're right about American Thanksgiving. It's the busiest travel week in the country
Might want to check your stats, my friend.
butter and marmite on toasted baguette is how it should be eaten
>>52042466
Edinburgh has some comfy Christmas stuff I'm sure
>>52042244
Would eat
>>52042604
Would eat your mom ţbh fåm
>>52042524
That just sounds depressing haha
Croissants are cool and all but you can't beat foccacia and ciabatta
sorry France, Italy is superior in every way.
>>52042524
I'd settle for the pub t.bh
>>52042739
>every way
Some way* senpai
>>52032890
YES and also I miss foie gras haven't had it since culinary school ; ___ ;
>>52042777
Yeah but he'll be sat in the pub on his own surrounded by families having fun. Making me sad desu.
>>52042739
Italy should be known for bread while France should be known for incorporating garlic into things in a God tier fashion
>>52032890
yes
thank you based france
>>52042867
Can't he find a group of friends or whatever ? I know if you are in the pub with long friends and there's this guy coming to talk to you it can be weird but at least finding a group of drunk people to tag along isn't that hard
At least in my experience but I've never been on a pub on Christmas
>>52042874
And not any things, fucking snails, which are themselves pretty disgusting but still become pretty good
>>52043169
>22:22:22
WITNESSED
>>52042874
>>52043169
People in hostels are pretty cool and I'm sure some of them would be in the same boat as me
>>52043221
I fucking love escargo
>>52043169
I don't think people really go to pubs on Christmas Day for a pint, they go for a meal with their family, everyone is with family, but I dunno. I've never been to a pub on Christmas Day either.
>>52043266
Says 21:22:22 for me :^)
>>52043297
Go to the pub with them then
>>52043419
>Says 21:22:22 for me :^)
literally perfidous albion
>>52043463
Mate we fucking invented time so fuck off back to Benidorm.
>>52043412
How about frogs ? Literaly small chicken legs t.bh
>>52043419
We'd still be at your hour if it wasn't for the damn Nazis
>>52043572
Never tried them but I'd be down
>>52043572
Frogs are kawaii though
>>52043221
>>52043572
this look like some jungle or tribal food
>>52043671
Well it tastes a bit like chicken, only less strong.
>>52043685
But snails too
>>52043795
What other garlicky food do you guys have
>>52040798
>brit talking about food
hon hon hon
>>52043746
We can do worse than that, let me tell you the story about how this bird is now protected in France, and it's now illegal to hunt it
Once upon a time in the sunny shores and sloppy forest of South-Western France, people used to hunt them and cook them in the most particular way.
The birds were fed to make them far for 4 weeks in darkness, then drowned in Armagnac (a French liquor) for as many time as it took for the birds to be soft, the bones as weak as paper and the flesh would melt with your touch.
Then they take them out of the liqor, and eat them whole swallowing the brains, bones, guts and blood at once
The end
True story that dish is now banned because hunting them is illegal but peopel keep doing it in secret
A lot of French presidents have declared their love for this dish
>>52044272
>make them far
To make them fat* t.bh
>>52043907
There this simple, thing "pain à l'ail" (garlic bread)
it's not French only but traditionnal to some of our regions
Take bread, rub garlic on it, add a bit of good olive oil, salt and pepper (or aromatic herbs if you want) and it's ready
The most famous one is the Italian "Bruschetta" but they aren't the only one to do it
>>52044272
If you ate a bunch of them, would you get drunk?
Is there something particular to that bird? Couldn't you just use sparrows or pigeons?
>>52044272
Metal
>>52043907
>>52043907
We got a sort of fish soup in southern France
It's served with boiled potatoes, boiled eggs, garlic bread and a sauce named rouille (literally 'rust' in french) made from olive oil, garlic and safron
>>52044272
I want to eat that fucker so badly
>>52044613
Nice
>>52044456
Bruschetta is superior though.
Getting a lil craving right now
>tfw have fresh tomatoes, fresh garlic, good olive oil but no proper bread
>>52044572
>If you ate a bunch of them, would you get drunk?
Very likely since Armagnac is a strong alcohol and the birds were almost melted in the alcohol
>>52044739
truly the patrician beverage
and awesome for cooking
>>52044725
>Bruschetta is superior though.
I agree pêh
But it was the only garlic dish I could think of
I mean my parents cook a lot and I've eaten tons of dish from chicken to rabbit with garlic added to the sauce, but I don't know many dish that are only about garlic
>>52044739
Brutal \m/
>>52044818
Don't you guys have your own type of. Goulash that's garlicky I can't remember the name
>>52044818
Yeah same, i'm not from the south so I mostly use garlic in stuff i didn't get from my parents or just in foreign recipes.
>>52044803
French liquor are based f.am, mostly unknown to foreigners since wine is almost our national symbol at this point, but based anyway
>Pastis
>Kir
>Armagnac
>Calvados
And tons of other
>>52032890
I like using French bread to eat with soup or toasting it with olive oil then using it for eating antipasto.
>>52044983
PASTIS
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Yes, we do, actually is the most consumed kind of bread in the country and a must have on breakfast. But we dont call it French, but Italian, because Italian immigrants introduced it to the country like 150 years ago so everybody thinks that the baguette and other French breads are Italian.
>>52037199
just looks like something really nasty..
>>52044949
Well I'm totally from the South (Languedoc-Roussillon and not Languedoc-Roussillon-Midi-Pyrénées, fucking new """""regions""""""") but my experience with garlic is mostly a bit of garlic thrown in the saucer while the ratatouille/coq-au-vin/lapin marengot/confit de canard etc is cooking and that's it
>>52045140
You like sucking cocks m8
>>52045142
There was a Ricard factory 100m away from my elementary school, and it was the drink of choice with rosé during the local villages feasts so I've pretyt much grown up with it
>>52045239
>rose
Sounds like a fucking poof drink. Brandy and gin is the ticket
>>52045387
>Not getting drunk on the carousel with a pitcher of rosé, a qt at your side and the whole village dancing nearby with boeuf-bourguignon being served at long tables while the only thing you worry about is how you're gonna be able to find your friends back to end the party with even more rosé
French teenage years in a small village could be fun
>>52045142
AND BOUILLABAISSE
>>52045387
Pastis isn't a poof drink tho
>>52045387
You don't drink brandy or gin with your meal you troglodyte
>>52045387
Why does it matter to you ?
Brits have no taste anyway
>>52042244
Best school lunch tbqh
I'm sure it's shit for you but damn they were tasty.
>>52045834
Looks like a Khalua w/milk
>>52032890
Yes.
>>52045692
>>52045834
>>52045834
>>52045875
>>52045998
Thanks for the (You)s poofs
>>52046029
It's an anise liquor
It's normally more transparent but if you add water or ice cubes that melts it becomes like this
It's the emblematic drink of the south/south east of France (outside of wine that is), and associated with based pétanque and Marseille
>>52046257
Neat
>>52046141
Okay lad
>>52046141
Thanks for the 2 (You) I guess, you quoted my post twice you gormless
>>52046503
Eyes are squints and sore from drinking God's liquor; Gin
>>52046584
Seem to make you pretty angry friend
Relax, fart a little, smoke a j
>>52046584
This is better at killing brain cells
Take the plant, put it in a bottle of 95% alcohol, add water at some point, take the plant out after 40 days (leave on for the decoration because we're civilized), then add about 120g of sugar, wait again and drink
And it's as gross as gin
>>52046822
Genepi, chartreuse and jagermaster are the most based liquor
Special mention for absinthe though
>>52046822
Does it taste awful and make you violent? If not its pleasures tier
>>52046995
>Does it taste awful
Yes
>and make you violent
you betcha
this is a hunter's drink, a mountain drink, a hard drink for hard men
>tfw french
>tfw Pain de Campagne (best bread desu) is 5£
fuck you london
>>52047439
Leaf here, is all the UK this expensive as it is in London?
Je suis américain, mais quelquefois je prend de la baguette. Je les aime la meilleure avec du Nutella ou du chocolat.
(Corrigez mes erreurs; je n'ai étudié français que trois ans au lycée)
>>52047534
It is most likely like in pretty much all European countries, the capital is always more expensive
>>52047808
The £ Btfo of our dollar but it still seems ridiculously expensive. Like $8 Canadian for a coffee
>>52038155
C'est du Latin "baculum," que veut dire "stick" or "rod."
>>52047792
-Je prends*
-Je préfère* to say "I like them best...", because "je les aime la meilleure" doesn't work it's a literal translation we don't use
-Etudié LE français
And that's all, pretty good my friend
>>52047918
Kek coffe is usually a good indicator of the "expensiveness" (not sure that's a word) of a city, Paris is the same the coffee price is too much compared to the rest of the country
>>52039125
I know people who've been to Israel; it's somehow the greenest part of the area despite being extremely hot and dry. It had a net GAIN of trees at least one year and the difference in landscapes is striking on the borders.
>>52047534
No, used to live in Paris, here it's like 1.5-2 times more expensive. Like everything.
I don't trust it.
>>52043572
I love frog. its like a fishy tasting chicken leg.
>>52048080
It's Brutal, I'll remember the coffee thing though
>>52048319
Fuck me, it kinda makes sense though 8 million people live here
>>52048080
>9€ the pint of piss in paris
>>52048772
i'm glad to be a dirty provincial
>>52045188
Rude.
>his country is so unstable bread can cause a revolution
>>52049107
>"Let them eat cake" isn't a legend"
>>52047918
Pound stronk
