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乙
>>52028634
Otsu for Japaneese
>>52028634
>>52028634
>>52028634
なんでこれで立てなかった
>>52028634
今日は、ボブ・ロスです。
>>52028791
zawa
>>52028977
cute
>>52028962
>>52028826
君の口が臭いから
>>52028977
Top keeekkkkkk
>>52029045
lel
Real life:
>1% gay men
>50% women
Nihongo sure:
>50% gay men
>1% women
Good morning, おはGAIJIN様
そろそろjapanese go asleep plz
in order to be loved only me by world people
私が世界の愛を独り占めするtime came now
>>52028634
>>52029354
way better now
>>52028634
lol, is this meme saturday?
>>52028512
did you draw it from memory, or did you look up dicks online?
>>52029465
this made me think of 1 man 1 jar, which i never had the courage to watch
watched parts of it now
help
>>52029465
im sure you will like this
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B009AMSZSI/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8&redirect=true
>>52029571
Kafca Metamorufoze?
>>52029571
>>52029445
才能の無駄遣いwww
>>52029625
I always hated those videos
what's the point
they're for teenager who think they are cool and tough if they watch them
some were funny though (2 guys 1 stump)
>>52029625
since he does it on his own I don't feel anything when watching it, I just think that he must enjoy giving himself pain and a thing like that must have been a fantasy of his for a long time. but to actually do it he must have known that he's at least seriously destroying his rectum and that shits must give him pain from then on. but then again I thought that he enjoys the pain, so that's not really a reason not to do it.
otaku
今はじめてこのスレに来た人がこの流れ見たらすごい混乱すると思うw
>>52029389
Oyasuminasai nihonjin.
>>52029354
>>52029465
>>52029723
BME pain olympics was awful.
And 2 guys 1 hammer is forever burnt into my memory.
Why did I hang around such fuckwits when I was a kid...
>>52029723
it's basically self-torture, I don't like them either, but I kind of like knowing how strong my stomach is, or something like that
>>52029741
for me, it's not a rational problem... it's about empathy, when watching it, I imagine my own ass bleeding and me trying to do something for it to stop, and it keeps cutting deeper, and my heart starts racing, which makes blood drop faster.
and he might not like the pain, he wasn't expecting it to break, otherwise he'd make some preparations
>>52029801
>>52029829
そんなチンコでかくねえしw
I watched this today.
It's blurry CCTV so you can't see "much" in terms of blood and explicit gory details but fuck, how fucked in the head do you have to be to pull shit like this off? Especially when he hits so deep it gets stuck in the skull and then those last hacks on the throat before he waddles off like the fat cunt he is.
What's wrong with some people. Work """""dispute"""""
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8a6_1449844778
I had a friend who used to live on the EDGE as a teen back when those first Afghanistan beheadings got released from this Nick guy and he always tried to make me watch them.
Especially this Chechen one with the gargling. I haven't watched any of it so far but the sounds alone were horrible.
What I did watch (by accident) was this stabbing at a Brazilian prison where the guy getting stabbed just stares in the cam, waiting to die already. It's like he doesn't even feel any pain anymore. I didn't want to keep looking but I was in some sort of shock and didn't close the video for a few seconds. The way he just rams the knife in his chest, it was such raw anger and violence. I will never be able to forget the horror of this video.
>>52029807
いや、4chanだから結構普通だと思う
>>52030173
>そんなチンコでかくねえしw
>でかい
爆笑
>>52030451
cleft lip
>>52030451
at least the anime is not fun and not cool but little kawaii
>>52030490
Please don't bully The Incredible TSF.
2bh I don't like anime very much
>>52030210
that's pretty fucked up
I wonder what goes on through someone's head while doing something like this
he took a while to approach the guy, so he probably knows he'll get fucked afterwards.
there was a retard, friend of a friend of mine, who shared a beheading video on facebook and when someone asked him why did he share it, he said it was because "it looked fake and funny"
it wasn't fake, and he knew it
>>52030667
飯テロやめーや
What do you think about the question:
"Why are you learning Japanese?"
Is it a dumb question?
"Why are you studying law?"
"Why are you working as a taxi driver?"
"Why do you like strawberries?"
Are these dumb questions? Are they the same?
NHKでモーガンフリーマンが死後の世界を力説する番組があっててワロタ
>>52030912
What's wrong with that question? Not everyone has the same reasons for studying Japanese.
そろそろKPしよっか
こんばんは、あのん
>>52030912
not really
"Why are you learning Japanese?" has many possible answers: "because i'm a weeabo and i like to say desu", "because I want to go to japan and teach english", "because I like japanese culture", and so on
"Why are you studying law?" also has more than one answer, "because I like it", "because my dad did as well", and so on
the other two might not be so relevant, but I wouldn't call them dumb
>>52031030
よう。
>>52031030
こんばんわんこU^ｪ^U
>>52030972
surely its porn for everyone else too
>>52030912
study eng→hobby
work taxi driver→i cant be a scientist and soccer player→sad
ライトセーバー
>>52030210
you sexually developed my new fetish
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/female-beheaded-chechen-gangsters-front-her-boyfriend-13678/
>>52031152
you can become anything you want
ちょっと質問があるんだけど
「こう」の発音って通常は「こー」ですね
でも、「小売り」みたいな言葉の場合、「こ」と「う」の音は別の漢字でしょう
そんな時、「小売」の発音ってどっちですか
「こー」、それとも、「こ・う・」
Suddenly kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k
S. Korea a shit
>>52031257
こ、う!り! です
>>52031230
>>52031322
danke
>>52031257
ついでに言えば、こー は日本人にとっても、くだけた表現だよ 無作法というほどでもないけど
>>52030952
すげえ面白そうだな
これ見て寝よ
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2otbze_%E6%99%82%E7%A9%BA%E3%82%92%E8%B6%85%E3%81%88%E3%81%A6-2_lifestyle
>>52031405
すまん 俺は小バカにして笑ったんだよ
>>52031320
fuck off with your kpop
you can post about korea but don't post about kpop
don't even mention it
and korea is not shit
>>52031405
HAAAAAAA??????????????
RUINING MORGAN FREEMAN'S SOOTHING VOICE IS FUCKING BLASPHEMY!!!!!
SUB IT, DON'T DUB IT
FUCKING RETARDS
>>52031257
適当でおk
>>52031480
Thanks for your opinion, I have written it down using my invisible typewriter
>>52031475
たぶん>>52031405の「すげぇ面白そう」もその意味だと思うぞ。
Is the oekaki topic over?
トータルリコールが始まる!on tv
>>52031775
太陽と花がほぼ一緒でワロタ
>>52031257
小売り(こうり)は「こ・う・り」ですねぇ
高利(こおり)のほうが「こーり」になるので
小売りのほうは区別上なまらずに「こうり」で固定してる感じです。
>>52031775
oekakiって何?
>>52031919
>右上
お寺かな?(すっとぼけ
>>52031919
お絵かき
絵を描くことだよ!
There is no God
Gods were invented to control poor and stupid people.
>>52031943
あれは神様だ。
>>52031954
ああそっか。
ローマ字は分かりづらい。
>>52031893
ありがとう
>>52032063
>あんたに向かって、フェドラをチップする
>>52032063
おはよう!
>>52032233
morning mate
>>52032347
かわいい
ゆるい
>>52032227
>>52032347
>>52032135
寺の記号です 2bh。少しだけ違うけど
卍まんじ と読みます まんじるではありません
>>52032482
Is it something-saurus?
Looks like a dinosaur.
>>52032619
Penisaurus
>>52032487
ああ、信教的な象徴って聞いたことがある。
寺のですか?それは知らなかった
>>52032826
It is the icon of temple on map
https://youtu.be/_ruX0R4Pa7k
ようこそ、夜の世界へ
>>52032780
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( ﾟ)━( )━( )━(ﾟ )━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>>52032892
yep, I saw it
>>52032898
video unavailable in my country, fuck youtube
アメリカが作ったお仲間中国を侵略する糞ジャップっていうプロパガンダ映像
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfpeWRigtc
>>52032944
http://www.kizumonogatari-movie.com
Σ(ﾟ◇ﾟ;)ﾏｼﾞﾃﾞｯ!?
>>52032826
東アジアでは一般的に仏教寺院で使われてるので
お寺のシンボルなんですが、80年ぐらい前に
ドイツのナチス党が神秘主義に影響受けておなじ
シンボルを使ったせいで説明がめんどくさいことに…
いちおう回転方向が逆というのはありますが。
要するにnazi is a weeboo deshita
How are Japanese people reacting to foreigners?
>>52032347
>>52033013
still can't see it, blocked
>>52033149
ええ、そういうことは聞いた。(あまり詳しくないけど)
でもお寺のシンボルのことは知らなかった
>>52033279
http://japanwebproxy.com/
>>52033204
Most Japanese are a little bit frightened when spoken to by expatriate I guess.
>>52032826
yes, it's manji, Buddhism symbol for us
>>52033203
nope, manji was made by ancient Indian(Hindoo)
>>52033279
卍(スワスティカ)は元々は幸運を象徴する神聖な仏教のシンボル。少なくともアジア圏では全く悪い意味は含まれてない。
ナチスのハーケンクロイツは卍を真逆にしたバージョンなんだけど、シンボル逆用の結果あのような悲惨な結末になったというような主張もある。俺は神秘学や象徴学の知識はないしシンボルにそのような力があるのかどうかすら分からないから何とも言えないけど。
>>52033249
ftfy
>>52033181
why 動物性愛?
生タコをごま油と塩の中に浸けては最高
Google translate confuses
"YeYeからの宣伝が遅れましたが、実は密かに物販グッズとして30代をテーマにしたZINEを作りました。記念すべき第2回目(数年前に一度特典として発表)はFLAKE RECORDSのダワさんこと和田貴博さん!おもろい話たくさん聞けました。やっぱり30代興味深い。インタビューから構成、レイアウトデザイン、拙いながらDIYでやってみました。さらに夜に聴きたくなる音楽としてYeYeのエレキ弾き語り新曲5曲を収録した音源もついています。 (ひとつひとつ手作業なので、品切れのときあります!ごめんなさい!) 明日東京に持って行きます!
よろしくお願いします"
she made a ZINE with CD but only has a few of them she will to a show in tokyo tomorrow? Or what exactly does it say
I need one ;_;
>>52033204
Same as always
Only country men react strangely
>>52033334
the video doesn't even load inside the proxy window lol, proxies never seem to work for me, for some reason
>>52033436
へえ、幸運の象徴ですか?知らなかった
「まんじ」って読み方も全然知らなかった
>>52033501
>>52033706
Worked for me, you might want to clean up your browser
>>52033638
Stefano ＼(^o^)/
How are you
She secretely made a zine and its theme is ppl in 30s
(Is Zine a magazine??)
There is an interview with wada san and everything was made by herself including layout and design...
And also yeye's five new tunes are attached to it. Everything is handmade and can be sold out earlier than predicted. Yeye will bring these to Tokyo tomorrow
>>52033638
>she made a ZINE with CD but only has a few of them she will to a show in tokyo tomorrow?
this interpretation is correct desu :)
>>52033792
It's been a while lads
what are you up to do on Christmas?
宗教的なものやシンボルには人々の念が集まるから、逆さまにしたらそのパワーが逆回転したんだろうね
>>52034009
of cause make out with my gf.
>>52034009
Eat christmas food with the family, get some presents and watch anime alone in my room
Oh and shitpost here
I have started learning Hiragana and soon I will start Katakana. How about Kanji? I know it's the hardest, is it possible to learn it easily?
>>52033204
>How are Japanese people reacting to foreigners?
Like this
>>52034009
What is Christmas?
I have never heard of it.
>>52033929
Hey anonymous Japanese person,
I'm fine. :^)
But I did manage to catch a cold in summery warm Bangladesh of all places because I went to bed with wet hair every night. ;_;
So I bought some cough syrup today and drink a lot of tea. :--)
Thanks for your translation.
>>52033938
t. Hanks
>>52033501
>why 動物性愛?
because they're getting along very well
>>52033941
I took too long to draw the monkey so I had to make some changes
>>52034078
>watch anime alone in my room
Gosh, you sound like a Japanese teenage boy.
You don't play game or chat with your family?
>>52034089
You should start with some easy ones. Then you step it up. This is the orthodox method.
>>52033149
アメリカのソフト会社名にはオラクル(神託)、ロータス(ギリシャ神話から)があり、スティーブジョブズは禅に惹かれていたとかあるな
>>52034009
>what are you up to do on Christmas?
Getting fat from all the shit in my stocking and posting anime reaction faces on the internet, probably.
>>52033798
nah, it's been a while since proxies stopped working, maybe it uses java? because i'm on chrome
even before formatting this pc, proxies wouldn't work
>>52034078
I doubt you're not Japanese now
>>52034152
Wish you will get well soon.
>>52033361
oops
but nazi was a weeboo
>>52034089
you can use flashcards, or read look for easy manga with furigana
>>52034242
Jobs was a Zen fanatic
>>52034308
Konnichiwa minna san, my name is adolf sama.
I will eat sushi alone on Christmas Day
wtf does this say yo
>>52034161
Oh man, 動物性愛 means a zoophilia.
>>52034338
Gomennasai watashi wa Ken sama desu
I was made to hit in America
Any Japanese forum English user friendly? With people that will help with learning.
>>52034395
No you won't. Have a (你)
ヒンズーがどの程度仏教を引き継いでいるかは気になる
>>52034491
>>52028634
There you go
>>52034491
i am a kindness japanese
plz give me your studying questions
>>52034440
I thought you were dead for the accident.
>>52034491
All Japanese feel happy if non-Japanese tries to learn Japanese, I guess.
Ask us anything.
>>52034591
>>52034626
That's nice, thanks. Isn't learning Kanji hard to you ?
>>52034504
ヒンズー教ではブッダはヴィシュヌ神の化身として現世に現れたことになっているらしい
>>52034419
> 動物性愛 means a zoophilia.
kek hard
>>52034683
That's pain to me desu.
You should learn some easy kanjis like 一(いち, one) or 二(に, two) at first.
>>52034683
It surely is hard. I sometimes think it is inefficient. But it could compress what we say. I guess it is a kind of compressor in Japanese. Even without it, it is barely readable though.
>>52034009
I watched "livecast of burning fireplace 27hours" on niconico at Christmas both last year and 2 years ago
if there is same program I'll watch it this year, too
やぁみんな、久しぶりっす
俺のこと覚えていないかもしれんが、留守の間にみんな元気っすか?
このスレって変わったことある?
>>52034898
四
Why Japanese people?
>>52034683
we study kanji for about 10 years, elementary school ~ junior high. of couce those kaiji are daily-kanji(常用漢字
>>52028634 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
>>52034898
>>52034918
how do you learn archaic japanese? I absolutely love it, more than english and more than portuguese, but everything that is written in archaic japanese is too hard to understand a word, would I have to study it before reading stuff? (I can read normal japanese)
>>52034967
https://youtu.be/O5lPUj_diuY
>>52034009
I'm going back home to celebrate it with my family and relatives.
Also I will study and drink beer/get shitfaced watching anime with my weeb friends
>>52034961
Hello again,
Nothing changed actually, some of my cats decided to fight against ISIS, but other than that, everything is under control.
You can't learn
>>52035095
you can't since you aren't starting
Don't learn, just feel it
http://strawpoll.me/6246658/r
>>52035202
are you the korean gimmick
>>52035021
Unnecessary, unless you are interested in it, or want to be a professional. I mean, it could somewhat helpful to understand the modern Japanese. I was learning it in my high school as a child. To me it was enjoyable.
>>52035021
we cant read easily. you must study at least 100 hours later studied nomal japanese.
especially Genji monogatari(AD1000) is too hard for me to read easily
http://www.genji-monogatari.net/
>>52035279
do you mean am I the guy that likes both korean and JAPANESE culture and admires natural korean girls?
yes
>>52035021
We learned it in high school.
That was more difficult than English.
>>52035074
沙羅さん、veggieさんまだいるのか?
パンツ屋もまだ健在?w
>>52035279
Do the thread a favor and report his every post, thank you
>>52035487
パンツ屋は健在だけど他の二人は消えたよ
>>52035311
I am, very interested
>>52035315
I see, there are lots of stories which sound very interesting, but when I try to read it, even though I can read some of the kanji, I have no idea what's it about
also, I like poetry, but it's too hard as well
like this: http://www.ihatov.cc/haru_1/jo_1.htm
>(すべてがわたくしの中のみんなであるやうに
やう? wtf?
Its extraordinarily autistic
what happened guys I havent been here for like 3 months
>>52035507
why 2bh?
I don't post pictures of my fake gf anymore
>>52035607
whatever
you tick us off
>>52035569
veggieさんは先週見かけた、たぶん
>>52035607
Get out of here
>>52035586
All of us have become autistic for a reason. You don't want to know it.
>>52035413
"UMAMI"
>>52035021
I recommend Ise Monogatari(伊勢物語)
Ariwara No Narihira(在原業平) wrote it around 900
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tales_of_Ise
>>52035570
古文 助動詞 活用表
>>52035692
しってる
でも本当にたまにだからもう消えたも同然
I want to put a funnel in veggie's butt then melt hot chocolate inside.
>>52035570
and this
http://www.manabu-oshieru.com/daigakujuken/kobun.html
![oKcS4nF[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A7mIKym.png "oKcS4nF[1].png")
What does this mean?
>>52035746
くそなつい
>>52035758
そうかwなんと冷たいお方w
>>52035733
>you like beer more than textbooks
>>52035570
よう came after やう. this lets us pronounce easily.
>>52035832
iiii i aaam nice to meeet you
>>52035413
>>52035746
>>52035830
ありがとう
大変難しそう
でも頑張るぞい!
>>52035950
ooh, makes sense!
Do you have a pen?
>>52036032
Yes, I do. And you?
>>52036099
May I borrow it?
>>52035832
he is speaking broken Japanese because of tension
perhaps he is introducing himself
へぇ、さすがに縦読みはたた見ただけで目が痛い
>>52036136
Why not? Here you are.
Why do Japanese people sometimes say "zank yuu" in anime instead of arigato?
徒然草には良いことも書かれているが、なかなかクズみたいなことも書かれてある
第百五十一段
ある人が言っていた。
「五十歳になっても熟練しなかった芸など捨ててしまえ」と。
その年になれば、頑張って練習する未来もない。
老人のすることなので、誰も笑えない。
大衆に交わっているのも、デリカシーが無くみっともない。
ヨボヨボになったら、何もかも終了して、放心状態で空を見つめているに限る。
見た目にも老人ぽくて理想的だ。
世俗にまみれて一生を終わるのは、三流の人間がやることである。どうしても知りたい欲求に駆られたら、人に師事し、質問し、だいだいの概要を理解して、疑問点がわかった程度でやめておくのが丁度よい。本当は、はじめから何も知ろうとしないのが一番だ。
Now what do I buy for dinner tonight and tomorrow?
>>52036203
Thanks.
I will use it to impress tsundere chan — she likes big pens.
>>52034863
うんこ描いて
>>52036247
for the same reason some people say "gesundheit" when someone sneezes
>>52036273
Cous cous
>>52036308
No one in the English-speaking world does that though
>>52036323
and nothing but?
>>52036247
i often use サンキュ sankyu orセンキュsenkyu
they seem 'flank' and 'young'
>>52036247
some people say voila instead of here you are or take a look do they?
>>52036338
People do it in America
>>52035734
oh, I didn't see this reply
thanks! i'll check those out
>>52036338
huh, well sometimes we do here.
it's just meant to be a friendly expression
>>52036384
Have a kebab then
>>52036384
きもちわるい
どっか行けよ くそちょん
>>52036384
2expensive desu
but what do i eat with cous cous?
I've been wondering, how does the western "tradition" of using Christianity-related profanity (like saying "Jesus Christ" or "Mother of God" to express dismay) look to you? Did the Christian Japanese from a few centuries back use similar phrases?
>>52036397
>>52036427
I guess you're right. Still, "zank yuh" is cuter.
>>52036456
>>52036470
>new worlders
>>52035945
Fantastic
>>52036464
http://roudokus.com/tsurezure/
いま久しぶりに徒然草ちょろっと読んだけど、おもしろいし勉強に向いてるように思う 変な坊さんの書いたやつだから鵜呑みにしちゃだめ
>>52036255
上から目線のバカはスルーしな
>>52036384
I woud like to find the waldo under her skirt if u know what I mean
>>52036539
Porco diooooooo!
坊主のどこがえらいの?
満員電車にのって
会社行って上司やクライアントに怒られ500円弁当食べて残業してるぶざまな姿のサラリーマンの方がずっと偉いわ
坊主の戯言なんか聞いてられるか
>>52036543
The native "thank you" is cool I think.
It is ok that a cute girl say cute zank yuh but...
>>52036464
現代語の説明がついた本を買うといいよ、たくさん売られてるので
俺はこの伊勢物語を読んでる
http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E4%BC%8A%E5%8B%A2%E7%89%A9%E8%AA%9E-%E4%B8%8A-%E8%AC%9B%E8%AB%87%E7%A4%BE%E5%AD%A6%E8%A1%93%E6%96%87%E5%BA%AB-%E9%98%BF%E9%83%A8-%E4%BF%8A%E5%AD%90/dp/4061584146
>>52036646
いや、昔の坊さんが数百年経っても笑われなければならないというのが滑稽なのよ
変なおっさんのブログを笑いながら読むのは楽しい たまには正しいことも書いてあるし
>>52036255
クズかこれ?
当時の50って今の90くらいの感覚だろ
>>52035758
お前の中での存在感の話なんて誰も聞いてねえんだよ
独断自己中BBA
あんな話題からでもいつものこの雰囲気に持ち込めるのが逆にすごいわ
>>52036967
たしかにそれもそうだな
清水義範は徒然草を「日本の知的エッセイの基本形、知識人エッセイの原形」と評しており[4]、それゆえに、現代において、人がエッセイを書こうとすると、「徒然草のように、愚かな世の中、世の中の間違いを叱り飛ばす」形式で書くべきという思い込みに囚われると指摘している[5]。清水は、人間は皆、兼好が徒然草で喝破したように、毒を吐いて「けしからん」と言うのが愉しいのだと指摘する[6]。
つまり我々現代日本人は日記を徒然草のように書く分には良いが、知性や評論、批評をしたい場合には参考にしてはならないと
>>52037118
啓蒙の一種だと思うし参考にしちゃいけないって事は無いだろう
その引用は本質を見違えるなと言っているだけじゃね
I turned twenty last month
so I want to drink
what should I buy?
>>52036255
本当は、はじめから何も知ろうとしないのが一番だ。
これが本当に大事だと思う
ニコ生行くとくだらないこと質問しまくる質問攻め荒らしとかあるから
何も知ろうとしなければお互い傷付かないいい状態になる
あと他人が食べてるものに難癖を付けない
>>52037262
Banana milkshake or Guinness
>>52037262
ザモルツ
おいしいよ
>>52037262
安ワイン漁り
Anime. No matter what, anime.
>>52037283
ここはお前の嫌いなタイプを書くスレじゃないから
'Cause I'm a wanderer
Yeah, a wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around, around, around, around
BBA. No matter what, BBA.
>>52037423
sturges is a synth
so is magnolia
gaijin-san, plz teach me your loving Quotes in english, from novel, movie, manga ,,,,
